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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: abnormal exhilarant pisswyrm haunted graveyard

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: overrated sick hospital clown



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: fear-inspiring codepig jew

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: floppy well-lubricated corn cake

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Sepia boltzmann

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Carmine Brethren

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Carmine Brethren

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Author: Avocado casino



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Buff Comical Pozpig



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Blathering galvanic hissy fit

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Elite orchestra pit liquid oxygen

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: provocative jap

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Purple razzle meetinghouse selfie

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Elite orchestra pit liquid oxygen

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Odious point milk

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: overrated sick hospital clown



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: drunken resort headpube

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Odious point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Odious point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: aqua kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: racy chest-beating pit immigrant

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: racy chest-beating pit immigrant

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: racy chest-beating pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: racy chest-beating pit immigrant

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged drab background story roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Costumed Startling Locale Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)