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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bateful aqua sanctuary
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
cracking flesh piazza jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Stirring school trump supporter
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Gold high-end giraffe
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
charismatic buck-toothed office half-breed
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Magical indian lodge
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
aggressive party of the first part national
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Turquoise fragrant site
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
embarrassed to the bone lay
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Infuriating menage goal in life
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cream bearded property
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Stubborn beady-eyed field
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
buff windowlicker gaping
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
sick address national security agency
  06/30/25
cr
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
embarrassed to the bone lay
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Stubborn beady-eyed field
  06/30/25
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Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cream bearded property
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
sick address national security agency
  06/30/25
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Arousing lake useless brakes church building
  07/01/25
*bussy
greedy cheese-eating senate queen of the night
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Magical indian lodge
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Maniacal pisswyrm native
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
orchid aphrodisiac parlor prole
  06/30/25
fuck
cream bearded property
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Maniacal pisswyrm native
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bateful aqua sanctuary
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cream bearded property
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
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passionate green psychic state
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
domesticated grizzly multi-billionaire university
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Free-loading Big French Chef
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Godawful digit ratio
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
harsh background story place of business
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Well-lubricated spot community account
  06/30/25
tcr
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
just jump
Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
...
claret hyperactive set affirmative action
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
primrose flickering volcanic crater
  06/30/25
wow
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Deranged church sandwich
  06/30/25
JFC man
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Turquoise fragrant site
  06/30/25
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Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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cream bearded property
  06/30/25
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Stubborn beady-eyed field
  06/30/25
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Violent Theater Clown
  06/30/25
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Haunting Black Woman
  06/30/25
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harsh background story place of business
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Well-lubricated spot community account
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
domesticated grizzly multi-billionaire university
  06/30/25
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Slimy shitlib
  07/01/25
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Arousing lake useless brakes church building
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Naked Massive Garrison
  07/01/25
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Stirring school trump supporter
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
charismatic buck-toothed office half-breed
  06/30/25
bro
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
...
Well-lubricated spot community account
  06/30/25
lol
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
...
Self-centered brunch
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Dun tantric trust fund
  06/30/25
jfc
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
embarrassed to the bone lay
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Violent Theater Clown
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Haunting Black Woman
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Dun tantric trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Free-loading Big French Chef
  07/01/25
...
Haunting Black Woman
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Naked Massive Garrison
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Floppy orange parlour internal respiration
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cream bearded property
  06/30/25
...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/01/25
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Rambunctious Temple Bbw
  07/01/25
lol
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
supple kitchen nowag
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
wonderful mahogany sex offender
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Abnormal Patrolman
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Stimulating cobalt forum ape
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
180 corner
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Rambunctious Temple Bbw
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
anal mood public bath
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/01/25
...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Arousing lake useless brakes church building
  07/01/25
😟
smoky regret
  07/01/25
...
talented gay tanning salon
  07/01/25
holy shit
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Rambunctious Temple Bbw
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Territorial know-it-all theater stage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Naked Massive Garrison
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Magical indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Naked Massive Garrison
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Naked Massive Garrison
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
primrose flickering volcanic crater
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Magical indian lodge
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
rusted school cafeteria
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Arousing lake useless brakes church building
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Ruby Cerebral Lodge Milk
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/06/25
...
primrose flickering volcanic crater
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Outnumbered Electric Furnace Location
  07/06/25
...
Haunting Black Woman
  07/06/25
lol
Impressive Hunting Ground Station
  07/07/25
wow
Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bateful aqua sanctuary

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cracking flesh piazza jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Stirring school trump supporter

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Gold high-end giraffe

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charismatic buck-toothed office half-breed

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Magical indian lodge

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aggressive party of the first part national

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant site

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lay

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Infuriating menage goal in life

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cream bearded property

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stubborn beady-eyed field

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: buff windowlicker gaping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: sick address national security agency

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lay

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Stubborn beady-eyed field

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cream bearded property

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sick address national security agency

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Arousing lake useless brakes church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: greedy cheese-eating senate queen of the night

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Magical indian lodge

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Maniacal pisswyrm native

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: orchid aphrodisiac parlor prole

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cream bearded property

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Maniacal pisswyrm native

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bateful aqua sanctuary

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cream bearded property

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: passionate green psychic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: domesticated grizzly multi-billionaire university

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Free-loading Big French Chef

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bipolar chartreuse meetinghouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Godawful digit ratio

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: harsh background story place of business

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated spot community account

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: claret hyperactive set affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: primrose flickering volcanic crater

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Deranged church sandwich

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant site

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cream bearded property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stubborn beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Violent Theater Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Haunting Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: harsh background story place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated spot community account

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: domesticated grizzly multi-billionaire university

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Slimy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Arousing lake useless brakes church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dull liquid oxygen skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: talking peach karate filthpig

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Naked Massive Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Stirring school trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: charismatic buck-toothed office half-breed

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated spot community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Self-centered brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Dun tantric trust fund

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lay

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Violent Theater Clown

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Haunting Black Woman

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Dun tantric trust fund

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Big French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Haunting Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Naked Massive Garrison

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Floppy orange parlour internal respiration

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Bull headed deep international law enforcement agency weed whacker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cream bearded property

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious Temple Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan philosopher-king gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: supple kitchen nowag

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: wonderful mahogany sex offender

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Abnormal Patrolman

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Stimulating cobalt forum ape

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: 180 corner

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious Temple Bbw

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: anal mood public bath

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Arousing lake useless brakes church building

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: smoky regret

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: talented gay tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious Temple Bbw

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Territorial know-it-all theater stage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Naked Massive Garrison

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Magical indian lodge

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Naked Massive Garrison

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Naked Massive Garrison

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: primrose flickering volcanic crater

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Magical indian lodge

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: rusted school cafeteria

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Arousing lake useless brakes church building

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ruby Cerebral Lodge Milk

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: primrose flickering volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Furnace Location

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Haunting Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive Hunting Ground Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Ratface Feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)