Date: August 14th, 2019 12:26 PM Author: rambunctious native
FML.
Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde, blue eyes, C cups, Euro.
She struck up a convo with me & started touching me at every opportunity, so I knew it was on, & so did the bartenders there who know me.
The hot young chick bartender seemed annoyed, was treating my target with disdain, & at one point herself commented how she “liked older guys” — lmao at female competition. If one wants you, suddenly they all do.
Anyway, eventually we get back to her place. I’m choking her with my tie, hair pulling, smacking her ass, but I start to go soft, & then the deadly thinking about it kicked in & I knew I was done for.
Sucks, because I’d love to bang her again, & it was at a bar where I know everyone & I sure as fuck don’t want word getting out. A 26 y/o regular I’m buds with was going after her, too, & she made an incredibly deft move pushing him out of the bar when she was setting up to leave with me. Don’t really want him knowing I didn’t have my full A game.
Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM Author: rambunctious native
I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed because I don’t think. Thinking is a perverse curse god gave me, with the sicker twist that booze solves it. If I’m sufficiently drunk, I’m a Chad with a jaw & lightning wit going on instincts.
Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM Author: Spectacular temple
time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as an emergency backup.
next time this shit happens, excuse yourself to the bathroom really quick, pop a dickpill and foreplay for 20-30 min. sometimes the placebo affect will have you hard in 5-10.
Date: August 14th, 2019 12:47 PM Author: Spectacular temple
fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet is also clutch. can also be consumed in the same fashion as a home dickpill. go to her/his/zers bathroom, ingest pill, steal some of her/his/zers mouthwash, get back out there.
Date: August 16th, 2019 10:56 AM Author: balding box office jap
if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ur fucked. just take it as things are winding down at the bar so you can be assured of an absolute UNIT when back at apartment. ANY sign of soft dick will devastate a chick's psyche
Date: August 19th, 2019 8:07 PM Author: Alcoholic death wish plaza
This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'm good for just POUNDING away until it was raw and long after any pleasure had been had by either of us at least a couple times a year.
Date: August 14th, 2019 11:51 PM Author: excitant locale
I've gotten Adderall dick a few times and shrugged it off, the women understood and let me fuck them later. Don't be an embarrassed bitch, it will come off as you're using whiskey dick as an excuse for low-T/not being attracted to her.
Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM Author: insane hospital cuckold
always carry a boner pill in your wallet. and always, regardless of how you feel or how she looks, take it whenever you're about to bone a chick for the first time. you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Date: August 15th, 2019 11:24 AM Author: Spectacular temple
Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online. I told my doctor a similar story as op and she was like this is pretty common with new sexual partners, want a prescription for 20 100mg?
Date: August 15th, 2019 12:05 AM Author: rambunctious native
that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good night. what the living fuck is wrong with me? i'm usually better at this. fucking pissed at myself.
Date: August 16th, 2019 11:38 AM Author: rambunctious native
Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went soft during it. As I was leaving her apt I said I wanted to see her again, & her reaction seemed instantly happy (cracked a huge smile she couldn’t restrain). I texted her Wednesday night at like 11:25, saying I wished the sexy scientist I met didn’t give me a fake # because I wanted to wish her a good night. Got no response. Posted yesterday about my lame text, but by last night I had already written her off in my head (met a hot MILF last night at another bar, which helped). Then this AM when I got out of the shower there was a text from the Tuesday night girl. That’s where it stands. I haven’t replied.
Date: August 17th, 2019 10:26 AM Author: rambunctious native
this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, however, realized that with a few lbs weight loss i am suddenly getting a lot of attention, so i hope to have a storyline by year's end.
Date: August 28th, 2019 11:49 PM Author: rambunctious native
UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my regular local bar. She was there, sitting next to my friend, leading him on but she toned it back when I arrived. At one point I walked downstairs to the bathroom & when I walked back up she was on the steps — obviously timed it. I walked right past as she tried a flirtatious smile. When I didn’t acknowledge she said, “you aren’t even going to say hi? What a mean man!” She no doubt wanted me to throw her against the wall in the stairwell, but my attraction was gone. When she came back up, she went outside to smoke with some mulatto, came, sat near me; when I didn’t look at her she sidled up to another attractive guy who ignored her, & then she walked out defeated.
Date: August 29th, 2019 2:36 AM Author: lascivious lime office party of the first part
unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that he possibly made a mistake. or was his dick soft because this old shrew bitch was all wrinkly and stuff? in that case credited either way i suppose.
Date: August 29th, 2019 2:44 AM Author: rambunctious native
this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C cups. and i fucked her the night i met her, even if i went soft halfway through.
the 26 yr old bartender i haven't fucked yet, but she's not as good looking. not bad. she told me to meet her at a bar monday after she got off her shift, but i had a fantasy football draft.
got another bartender's number tuesday. she texted me today but i ignored it. she's super nice with perky tits, but i saw some older pics of her on FB that turned me off, though she looks a lot better now.
Date: August 29th, 2019 3:01 AM Author: rambunctious native
eh, come on. sounds kind of like something a girl would say ("i didn't orgasm, so all the rawdog pounding doesn't count!") i mean, by your logic every girl i've pulled out on doesn't count as a fuck. and maybe every girl i've worn a condom with.
anyway, the 26 year old is weirdly hot, but not conventionally so. a lot of it is probably her youth. but she's also a pierced tatted gamer with perky boobs. wouldn't normally be my type, but actually seems like she'd be a lot of fun.
Date: August 29th, 2019 3:26 AM Author: rambunctious native
i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some time as a "fuck," even if i couldn't blow a load.
anyway, we'll see about the 26 y/o. was talking to a couple other girls on bumble today, and i'm going to be away this weekend, so i get the feeling a lot of this could fizzle. the good thing was just seeing the incredible change with 10 lbs. of weight loss. i had figured since i was nearly 40 i was done here, and i had forgotten what it was like even in my early 30s. but now it has all come rushing back.
there's a manager at another bar who i find extremely pretty; i catch her looking at me sometimes. going to approach her.
there's also the blue-haired chick at my local small grocer who flirts with me every time i'm in there. she's sort of in the 26-year-old's category in that she's not my usual type -- except she's objectively hotter and easily a 7.