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had whiskey dick last night. 2nd time in my life

FML. Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde,...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
you should have fellated him to help him with that whiskey d...
scarlet underhanded trump supporter
  08/16/19
Thoughts and prayers.
soggy idea he suggested
  08/14/19
If you're not drinking to total impotence every night out yo...
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  08/14/19
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Smoky windowlicker
  08/14/19
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Fluffy forum halford
  08/14/19
I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed...
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  08/14/19
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  08/29/19
time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as ...
Smoky windowlicker
  08/14/19
ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poa...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of for...
swashbuckling brass menage
  08/14/19
fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet...
Smoky windowlicker
  08/14/19
if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ...
Vermilion erotic spot
  08/16/19
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Frisky soul-stirring national foreskin
  08/24/19
don't you need a script?
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Frisky soul-stirring national foreskin
  08/24/19
rookie mistake not to have an emergency boner pill secreted ...
swashbuckling brass menage
  08/14/19
only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn&r...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got...
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  08/14/19
She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is ge...
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  08/14/19
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Smoky windowlicker
  08/14/19
Jesus Christ you people are gross
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  08/16/19
never had dick not get hard but it becomes insanely hard to ...
embarrassed to the bone orchid kitchen chad
  08/14/19
Interesting
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'...
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  08/19/19
I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't g...
boyish angry parlor
  08/14/19
(alcohol user)
heady incel
  08/14/19
no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i h...
Smoky windowlicker
  08/14/19
100%
swashbuckling brass menage
  08/14/19
Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of ...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
Always
boyish angry parlor
  08/14/19
cr, but i think part of it is the pressure if you have a ...
Clear arousing indirect expression crotch
  08/15/19
do not miss your chance to BLOW
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  08/15/19
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Vermilion erotic spot
  08/16/19
how old are u?
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  08/14/19
39
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
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burgundy provocative meetinghouse
  08/14/19
wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
What’d you say bro
Fluffy forum halford
  08/14/19
not good. not good at all. i know this shit and my typin...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
Come on bro create us some content
Fluffy forum halford
  08/14/19
it was so bad i can't
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
Post and delete bruh
Fluffy forum halford
  08/14/19
i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
that makes the best content
frozen skinny woman theater stage
  08/15/19
Jfc you can’t tease us like this
Hyperactive disrespectful bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/19
"so that was a thing haha"
Milky Motley Nibblets Round Eye
  08/14/19
nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
I've gotten Adderall dick a few times and shrugged it off, t...
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  08/14/19
this is absolutely Cr. in the moment it's hard to avoid the ...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/14/19
always carry a boner pill in your wallet. and always, regar...
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  08/14/19
learned the soft way
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  08/29/19
easy to cop said pills?
low-t hall
  08/14/19
Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online...
Smoky windowlicker
  08/15/19
jfc
razzmatazz bespoke state
  08/14/19
"gimme another shot? haha."
spruce concupiscible hominid
  08/15/19
that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good n...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/15/19
Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.
aquamarine goal in life fat ankles
  08/15/19
I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/15/19
lmao
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Smoky windowlicker
  08/15/19
(XO 2019)
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Hyperactive disrespectful bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/19
woke up to a text from her this AM
bronze resort lettuce
  08/16/19
it's a lazy friday in august, give us some motherfucking CON...
Vermilion erotic spot
  08/16/19
cr, been a stressful week, i need this
Clear arousing indirect expression crotch
  08/16/19
i've been 1000 yard staring out the window all day, refreshi...
Vermilion erotic spot
  08/16/19
dude you can't make poasts like this without providing the a...
razzmatazz bespoke state
  08/16/19
Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went sof...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/16/19
POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT
Vermilion erotic spot
  08/16/19
cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR
Fluffy forum halford
  08/16/19
this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, howeve...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/17/19
Describe your hair situation
Smoky windowlicker
  08/19/19
not bad for almost 40. no noticeable gray. norwood 2 if i pu...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/19/19
Do you wear a ponytail or a bun
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  08/20/19
Nah. I mean if I were to pull it back or buzz it, it would b...
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  08/20/19
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Smoky windowlicker
  08/20/19
No offense but you deserve to kill urself for not poasting t...
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  08/20/19
What was his name
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Bearded crusty parlour
  08/28/19
she texted me today. i told her to get lost.
bronze resort lettuce
  08/24/19
Fuck off for not poasting the texts
Vermilion erotic spot
  08/24/19
Lol wtf
maniacal jewess
  08/24/19
UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my reg...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/28/19
elaborate your scholarship
cyan self-absorbed philosopher-king
  08/29/19
unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that ...
Bearded crusty parlour
  08/29/19
this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/29/19
if you don't cum in the pussy not sure you can call it a &qu...
Bearded crusty parlour
  08/29/19
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bronze resort lettuce
  08/29/19
oh you count in their numbers for sure. but you can't reall...
Bearded crusty parlour
  08/29/19
i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some tim...
bronze resort lettuce
  08/29/19
Dr T is right here. If you put your dick inside her vag and ...
low-t hall
  08/29/19
What did it taste like
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  08/28/19
Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.
bronze resort lettuce
  08/29/19


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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

FML.

Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde, blue eyes, C cups, Euro.

She struck up a convo with me & started touching me at every opportunity, so I knew it was on, & so did the bartenders there who know me.

The hot young chick bartender seemed annoyed, was treating my target with disdain, & at one point herself commented how she “liked older guys” — lmao at female competition. If one wants you, suddenly they all do.

Anyway, eventually we get back to her place. I’m choking her with my tie, hair pulling, smacking her ass, but I start to go soft, & then the deadly thinking about it kicked in & I knew I was done for.

Sucks, because I’d love to bang her again, & it was at a bar where I know everyone & I sure as fuck don’t want word getting out. A 26 y/o regular I’m buds with was going after her, too, & she made an incredibly deft move pushing him out of the bar when she was setting up to leave with me. Don’t really want him knowing I didn’t have my full A game.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685661)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: scarlet underhanded trump supporter

you should have fellated him to help him with that whiskey dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695563)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: soggy idea he suggested

Thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685673)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: aquamarine goal in life fat ankles

If you're not drinking to total impotence every night out you're not drinking hard enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685688)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685695)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: Fluffy forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685700)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed because I don’t think. Thinking is a perverse curse god gave me, with the sicker twist that booze solves it. If I’m sufficiently drunk, I’m a Chad with a jaw & lightning wit going on instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685707)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: low-t hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685756)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: boyish angry parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685746)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: Light hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695638)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: sooty yarmulke puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711473)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Frisky soul-stirring national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736110)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:29 AM
Author: Bearded crusty parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758050)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker

time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as an emergency backup.

next time this shit happens, excuse yourself to the bathroom really quick, pop a dickpill and foreplay for 20-30 min. sometimes the placebo affect will have you hard in 5-10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685705)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poast I needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685723)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass menage

RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of foreplay is a long time.

Just have one in ur pocket and eat it when ready to bang lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685726)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker

fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet is also clutch. can also be consumed in the same fashion as a home dickpill. go to her/his/zers bathroom, ingest pill, steal some of her/his/zers mouthwash, get back out there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685791)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot

if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ur fucked. just take it as things are winding down at the bar so you can be assured of an absolute UNIT when back at apartment. ANY sign of soft dick will devastate a chick's psyche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695688)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Frisky soul-stirring national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736115)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring honey-headed goyim mood

don't you need a script?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711453)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Frisky soul-stirring national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736116)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass menage

rookie mistake not to have an emergency boner pill secreted away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685714)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn’t a priority. I’m almost 40 though so this was a harsh wake up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685735)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: Lavender sanctuary toilet seat

I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got hard she won’t care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685722)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her completely ghosting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685765)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass menage

Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is getting through that) so I strapped on the sleeve and pounded away. She loved it obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685751)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685798)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685806)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed roast beef jap

Jesus Christ you people are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695578)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone orchid kitchen chad

never had dick not get hard but it becomes insanely hard to nut. I feel like that's just an evolutionary protection mechanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685757)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685801)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: stimulating international law enforcement agency rehab

This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'm good for just POUNDING away until it was raw and long after any pleasure had been had by either of us at least a couple times a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711420)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: boyish angry parlor

I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't get hard, or can't nut, many many times.

Everything works fine for me normally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685826)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: heady incel

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685827)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker

no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i haven't formed much of a connection or developed physical chemistry with the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685843)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass menage

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685909)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of liked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685918)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: boyish angry parlor

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686399)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Clear arousing indirect expression crotch

cr, but i think part of it is the pressure

if you have a connection with the chick, you probably know a busted session isn't a big deal. if it's a ONS, you only have one shot, one opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691580)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: aquamarine goal in life fat ankles

do not miss your chance to BLOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691600)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695814)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: burgundy provocative meetinghouse

how old are u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685928)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686010)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: burgundy provocative meetinghouse

well yeah

at that age u need boner pills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686397)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689341)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: Fluffy forum halford

What’d you say bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689345)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

not good. not good at all.

i know this shit and my typing fingers still body betray me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689368)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Fluffy forum halford

Come on bro create us some content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689376)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

it was so bad i can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689383)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Fluffy forum halford

Post and delete bruh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689385)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689400)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: frozen skinny woman theater stage

that makes the best content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691545)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive disrespectful bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

Jfc you can’t tease us like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693777)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Milky Motley Nibblets Round Eye

"so that was a thing haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689370)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689373)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: dashing keepsake machete

I've gotten Adderall dick a few times and shrugged it off, the women understood and let me fuck them later. Don't be an embarrassed bitch, it will come off as you're using whiskey dick as an excuse for low-T/not being attracted to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689394)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

this is absolutely Cr. in the moment it's hard to avoid the excuse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689406)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: frozen skinny woman theater stage

always carry a boner pill in your wallet. and always, regardless of how you feel or how she looks, take it whenever you're about to bone a chick for the first time. you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689405)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

learned the soft way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689409)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: federal pink generalized bond hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711447)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Snowy 180 Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715756)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758049)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: low-t hall

easy to cop said pills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689411)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Smoky windowlicker

Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online. I told my doctor a similar story as op and she was like this is pretty common with new sexual partners, want a prescription for 20 100mg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690745)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz bespoke state

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689430)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: spruce concupiscible hominid

"gimme another shot? haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689448)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good night. what the living fuck is wrong with me? i'm usually better at this. fucking pissed at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689463)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: aquamarine goal in life fat ankles

Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690804)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was actually good for my confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690830)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: frozen skinny woman theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691541)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695557)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: Clear arousing indirect expression crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713497)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Snowy 180 Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715759)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Clear arousing indirect expression crotch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691582)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693719)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Big trust fund dilemma

(XO 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691575)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive disrespectful bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693786)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

woke up to a text from her this AM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695562)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot

it's a lazy friday in august, give us some motherfucking CONTENT brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695822)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Clear arousing indirect expression crotch

cr, been a stressful week, i need this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695864)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot

i've been 1000 yard staring out the window all day, refreshing this thread until i see DAT imgur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695943)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz bespoke state

dude you can't make poasts like this without providing the additional CONTENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695904)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went soft during it. As I was leaving her apt I said I wanted to see her again, & her reaction seemed instantly happy (cracked a huge smile she couldn’t restrain). I texted her Wednesday night at like 11:25, saying I wished the sexy scientist I met didn’t give me a fake # because I wanted to wish her a good night. Got no response. Posted yesterday about my lame text, but by last night I had already written her off in my head (met a hot MILF last night at another bar, which helped). Then this AM when I got out of the shower there was a text from the Tuesday night girl. That’s where it stands. I haven’t replied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695996)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot

POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696010)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Fluffy forum halford

cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696090)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, however, realized that with a few lbs weight loss i am suddenly getting a lot of attention, so i hope to have a storyline by year's end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38700474)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker

Describe your hair situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711406)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:32 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

not bad for almost 40. no noticeable gray. norwood 2 if i pull it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711532)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: Odious blathering institution messiness

Do you wear a ponytail or a bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713531)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

Nah. I mean if I were to pull it back or buzz it, it would be Norwood 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715214)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715695)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: godawful razzle clown masturbator

No offense but you deserve to kill urself for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715770)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Magical Jet Reading Party

What was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711411)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring honey-headed goyim mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711466)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Bearded crusty parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757724)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:30 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

she texted me today. i told her to get lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736016)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Vermilion erotic spot

Fuck off for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736048)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: maniacal jewess

Lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736106)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my regular local bar. She was there, sitting next to my friend, leading him on but she toned it back when I arrived. At one point I walked downstairs to the bathroom & when I walked back up she was on the steps — obviously timed it. I walked right past as she tried a flirtatious smile. When I didn’t acknowledge she said, “you aren’t even going to say hi? What a mean man!” She no doubt wanted me to throw her against the wall in the stairwell, but my attraction was gone. When she came back up, she went outside to smoke with some mulatto, came, sat near me; when I didn’t look at her she sidled up to another attractive guy who ignored her, & then she walked out defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757695)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed philosopher-king

elaborate your scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758053)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:36 AM
Author: Bearded crusty parlour

unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that he possibly made a mistake. or was his dick soft because this old shrew bitch was all wrinkly and stuff? in that case credited either way i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758059)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C cups. and i fucked her the night i met her, even if i went soft halfway through.

the 26 yr old bartender i haven't fucked yet, but she's not as good looking. not bad. she told me to meet her at a bar monday after she got off her shift, but i had a fantasy football draft.

got another bartender's number tuesday. she texted me today but i ignored it. she's super nice with perky tits, but i saw some older pics of her on FB that turned me off, though she looks a lot better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758065)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:53 AM
Author: Bearded crusty parlour

if you don't cum in the pussy not sure you can call it a "fuck." i mean you tried but

i thought you said the 26 year old was hot, and at least she has (relative) youth on her side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758076)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:01 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

eh, come on. sounds kind of like something a girl would say ("i didn't orgasm, so all the rawdog pounding doesn't count!") i mean, by your logic every girl i've pulled out on doesn't count as a fuck. and maybe every girl i've worn a condom with.

anyway, the 26 year old is weirdly hot, but not conventionally so. a lot of it is probably her youth. but she's also a pierced tatted gamer with perky boobs. wouldn't normally be my type, but actually seems like she'd be a lot of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758085)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:10 AM
Author: Bearded crusty parlour

oh you count in their numbers for sure. but you can't really "fuck" a girl unless you're able to bring matters to a natural completion.

as to ms. "not conventionally" attractive, get on it and try to finish, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758102)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:26 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some time as a "fuck," even if i couldn't blow a load.

anyway, we'll see about the 26 y/o. was talking to a couple other girls on bumble today, and i'm going to be away this weekend, so i get the feeling a lot of this could fizzle. the good thing was just seeing the incredible change with 10 lbs. of weight loss. i had figured since i was nearly 40 i was done here, and i had forgotten what it was like even in my early 30s. but now it has all come rushing back.

there's a manager at another bar who i find extremely pretty; i catch her looking at me sometimes. going to approach her.

there's also the blue-haired chick at my local small grocer who flirts with me every time i'm in there. she's sort of in the 26-year-old's category in that she's not my usual type -- except she's objectively hotter and easily a 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758120)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: low-t hall

Dr T is right here. If you put your dick inside her vag and thrust a while, thats a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758125)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired hell famous landscape painting

What did it taste like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757730)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: bronze resort lettuce

Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757757)