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had whiskey dick last night. 2nd time in my life

FML. Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde,...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
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Thoughts and prayers.
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  08/14/19
ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poa...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of for...
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  08/14/19
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  08/14/19
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  08/16/19
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  08/24/19
don't you need a script?
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  08/14/19
only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn&r...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got...
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  08/14/19
She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is ge...
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  08/14/19
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confused milk
  08/14/19
Interesting
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'...
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I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't g...
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(alcohol user)
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no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i h...
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100%
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Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of ...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
Always
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  08/15/19
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  08/14/19
39
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  08/14/19
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ruby soul-stirring ladyboy
  08/14/19
wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
What’d you say bro
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  08/14/19
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cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
Come on bro create us some content
wine office mother
  08/14/19
it was so bad i can't
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
Post and delete bruh
wine office mother
  08/14/19
i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.
cerise floppy gunner
  08/14/19
that makes the best content
Concupiscible mental disorder
  08/15/19
Jfc you can’t tease us like this
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  08/15/19
"so that was a thing haha"
Buck-toothed Stimulating Psychic
  08/14/19
nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.
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  08/14/19
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  08/14/19
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learned the soft way
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  08/15/19
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"gimme another shot? haha."
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  08/15/19
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cerise floppy gunner
  08/15/19
Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.
Sinister temple
  08/15/19
I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was...
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  08/15/19
lmao
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woke up to a text from her this AM
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  08/16/19
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  08/16/19
cr, been a stressful week, i need this
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  08/16/19
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cerise floppy gunner
  08/16/19
POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT
Light Pit Wagecucks
  08/16/19
cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR
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  08/16/19
this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, howeve...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/17/19
Describe your hair situation
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  08/19/19
not bad for almost 40. no noticeable gray. norwood 2 if i pu...
cerise floppy gunner
  08/19/19
Do you wear a ponytail or a bun
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  08/20/19
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heady property
  08/28/19
she texted me today. i told her to get lost.
cerise floppy gunner
  08/24/19
Fuck off for not poasting the texts
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  08/24/19
Lol wtf
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  08/24/19
UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my reg...
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  08/28/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
What did it taste like
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  08/28/19
Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.
cerise floppy gunner
  08/29/19


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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

FML.

Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde, blue eyes, C cups, Euro.

She struck up a convo with me & started touching me at every opportunity, so I knew it was on, & so did the bartenders there who know me.

The hot young chick bartender seemed annoyed, was treating my target with disdain, & at one point herself commented how she “liked older guys” — lmao at female competition. If one wants you, suddenly they all do.

Anyway, eventually we get back to her place. I’m choking her with my tie, hair pulling, smacking her ass, but I start to go soft, & then the deadly thinking about it kicked in & I knew I was done for.

Sucks, because I’d love to bang her again, & it was at a bar where I know everyone & I sure as fuck don’t want word getting out. A 26 y/o regular I’m buds with was going after her, too, & she made an incredibly deft move pushing him out of the bar when she was setting up to leave with me. Don’t really want him knowing I didn’t have my full A game.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685661)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bronze bonkers dysfunction public bath

you should have fellated him to help him with that whiskey dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695563)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: chrome lascivious karate corn cake

Thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685673)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Sinister temple

If you're not drinking to total impotence every night out you're not drinking hard enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685688)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685695)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: wine office mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685700)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed because I don’t think. Thinking is a perverse curse god gave me, with the sicker twist that booze solves it. If I’m sufficiently drunk, I’m a Chad with a jaw & lightning wit going on instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685707)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Odious center kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685756)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous useless lay travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685746)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: boyish church building puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695638)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: zippy naked meetinghouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711473)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: impertinent comical point toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736110)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:29 AM
Author: heady property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758050)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie

time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as an emergency backup.

next time this shit happens, excuse yourself to the bathroom really quick, pop a dickpill and foreplay for 20-30 min. sometimes the placebo affect will have you hard in 5-10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685705)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poast I needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685723)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: Nighttime Dark Brethren Faggot Firefighter

RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of foreplay is a long time.

Just have one in ur pocket and eat it when ready to bang lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685726)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie

fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet is also clutch. can also be consumed in the same fashion as a home dickpill. go to her/his/zers bathroom, ingest pill, steal some of her/his/zers mouthwash, get back out there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685791)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks

if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ur fucked. just take it as things are winding down at the bar so you can be assured of an absolute UNIT when back at apartment. ANY sign of soft dick will devastate a chick's psyche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695688)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: impertinent comical point toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736115)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring state

don't you need a script?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711453)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: impertinent comical point toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736116)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Nighttime Dark Brethren Faggot Firefighter

rookie mistake not to have an emergency boner pill secreted away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685714)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn’t a priority. I’m almost 40 though so this was a harsh wake up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685735)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned boistinker

I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got hard she won’t care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685722)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her completely ghosting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685765)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Dark Brethren Faggot Firefighter

Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is getting through that) so I strapped on the sleeve and pounded away. She loved it obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685751)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685798)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685806)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Maroon Sound Barrier Native

Jesus Christ you people are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695578)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: confused milk

never had dick not get hard but it becomes insanely hard to nut. I feel like that's just an evolutionary protection mechanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685757)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685801)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: brindle principal's office

This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'm good for just POUNDING away until it was raw and long after any pleasure had been had by either of us at least a couple times a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711420)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous useless lay travel guidebook

I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't get hard, or can't nut, many many times.

Everything works fine for me normally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685826)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic offensive trailer park marketing idea

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685827)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie

no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i haven't formed much of a connection or developed physical chemistry with the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685843)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Nighttime Dark Brethren Faggot Firefighter

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685909)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of liked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685918)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Marvelous useless lay travel guidebook

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686399)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: 180 mustard locale half-breed

cr, but i think part of it is the pressure

if you have a connection with the chick, you probably know a busted session isn't a big deal. if it's a ONS, you only have one shot, one opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691580)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Sinister temple

do not miss your chance to BLOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691600)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695814)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring ladyboy

how old are u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685928)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686010)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring ladyboy

well yeah

at that age u need boner pills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686397)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689341)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: wine office mother

What’d you say bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689345)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

not good. not good at all.

i know this shit and my typing fingers still body betray me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689368)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: wine office mother

Come on bro create us some content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689376)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

it was so bad i can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689383)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: wine office mother

Post and delete bruh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689385)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689400)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder

that makes the best content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691545)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Rebellious Racy Cruise Ship Feces

Jfc you can’t tease us like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693777)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stimulating Psychic

"so that was a thing haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689370)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689373)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: hot big house

I've gotten Adderall dick a few times and shrugged it off, the women understood and let me fuck them later. Don't be an embarrassed bitch, it will come off as you're using whiskey dick as an excuse for low-T/not being attracted to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689394)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

this is absolutely Cr. in the moment it's hard to avoid the excuse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689406)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder

always carry a boner pill in your wallet. and always, regardless of how you feel or how she looks, take it whenever you're about to bone a chick for the first time. you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689405)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

learned the soft way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689409)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: supple idiot old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711447)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715756)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: adventurous bossy nibblets piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758049)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: Odious center kitty

easy to cop said pills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689411)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie

Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online. I told my doctor a similar story as op and she was like this is pretty common with new sexual partners, want a prescription for 20 100mg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690745)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: ungodly tan space useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689430)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Elite cheese-eating private investor boltzmann

"gimme another shot? haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689448)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good night. what the living fuck is wrong with me? i'm usually better at this. fucking pissed at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689463)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: Sinister temple

Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690804)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was actually good for my confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690830)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691541)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Nighttime Dark Brethren Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695557)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: 180 mustard locale half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713497)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715759)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: 180 mustard locale half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691582)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693719)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: pearl sadistic kitty cat cuckoldry

(XO 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691575)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Rebellious Racy Cruise Ship Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693786)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

woke up to a text from her this AM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695562)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks

it's a lazy friday in august, give us some motherfucking CONTENT brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695822)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: 180 mustard locale half-breed

cr, been a stressful week, i need this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695864)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks

i've been 1000 yard staring out the window all day, refreshing this thread until i see DAT imgur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695943)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: ungodly tan space useless brakes

dude you can't make poasts like this without providing the additional CONTENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695904)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went soft during it. As I was leaving her apt I said I wanted to see her again, & her reaction seemed instantly happy (cracked a huge smile she couldn’t restrain). I texted her Wednesday night at like 11:25, saying I wished the sexy scientist I met didn’t give me a fake # because I wanted to wish her a good night. Got no response. Posted yesterday about my lame text, but by last night I had already written her off in my head (met a hot MILF last night at another bar, which helped). Then this AM when I got out of the shower there was a text from the Tuesday night girl. That’s where it stands. I haven’t replied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695996)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks

POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696010)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: wine office mother

cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696090)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, however, realized that with a few lbs weight loss i am suddenly getting a lot of attention, so i hope to have a storyline by year's end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38700474)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie

Describe your hair situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711406)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:32 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

not bad for almost 40. no noticeable gray. norwood 2 if i pull it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711532)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: diverse digit ratio address

Do you wear a ponytail or a bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713531)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

Nah. I mean if I were to pull it back or buzz it, it would be Norwood 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715214)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715695)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Violent Alcoholic Circlehead Institution

No offense but you deserve to kill urself for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715770)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Nofapping Coffee Pot Cuckold

What was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711411)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711466)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: heady property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757724)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:30 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

she texted me today. i told her to get lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736016)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Light Pit Wagecucks

Fuck off for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736048)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Impressive theater

Lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736106)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my regular local bar. She was there, sitting next to my friend, leading him on but she toned it back when I arrived. At one point I walked downstairs to the bathroom & when I walked back up she was on the steps — obviously timed it. I walked right past as she tried a flirtatious smile. When I didn’t acknowledge she said, “you aren’t even going to say hi? What a mean man!” She no doubt wanted me to throw her against the wall in the stairwell, but my attraction was gone. When she came back up, she went outside to smoke with some mulatto, came, sat near me; when I didn’t look at her she sidled up to another attractive guy who ignored her, & then she walked out defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757695)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: adventurous bossy nibblets piazza

elaborate your scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758053)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:36 AM
Author: heady property

unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that he possibly made a mistake. or was his dick soft because this old shrew bitch was all wrinkly and stuff? in that case credited either way i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758059)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C cups. and i fucked her the night i met her, even if i went soft halfway through.

the 26 yr old bartender i haven't fucked yet, but she's not as good looking. not bad. she told me to meet her at a bar monday after she got off her shift, but i had a fantasy football draft.

got another bartender's number tuesday. she texted me today but i ignored it. she's super nice with perky tits, but i saw some older pics of her on FB that turned me off, though she looks a lot better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758065)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:53 AM
Author: heady property

if you don't cum in the pussy not sure you can call it a "fuck." i mean you tried but

i thought you said the 26 year old was hot, and at least she has (relative) youth on her side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758076)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:01 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

eh, come on. sounds kind of like something a girl would say ("i didn't orgasm, so all the rawdog pounding doesn't count!") i mean, by your logic every girl i've pulled out on doesn't count as a fuck. and maybe every girl i've worn a condom with.

anyway, the 26 year old is weirdly hot, but not conventionally so. a lot of it is probably her youth. but she's also a pierced tatted gamer with perky boobs. wouldn't normally be my type, but actually seems like she'd be a lot of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758085)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:10 AM
Author: heady property

oh you count in their numbers for sure. but you can't really "fuck" a girl unless you're able to bring matters to a natural completion.

as to ms. "not conventionally" attractive, get on it and try to finish, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758102)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:26 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some time as a "fuck," even if i couldn't blow a load.

anyway, we'll see about the 26 y/o. was talking to a couple other girls on bumble today, and i'm going to be away this weekend, so i get the feeling a lot of this could fizzle. the good thing was just seeing the incredible change with 10 lbs. of weight loss. i had figured since i was nearly 40 i was done here, and i had forgotten what it was like even in my early 30s. but now it has all come rushing back.

there's a manager at another bar who i find extremely pretty; i catch her looking at me sometimes. going to approach her.

there's also the blue-haired chick at my local small grocer who flirts with me every time i'm in there. she's sort of in the 26-year-old's category in that she's not my usual type -- except she's objectively hotter and easily a 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758120)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: Odious center kitty

Dr T is right here. If you put your dick inside her vag and thrust a while, thats a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758125)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: startling trump supporter alpha

What did it taste like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757730)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: cerise floppy gunner

Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757757)