had whiskey dick last night. 2nd time in my life
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:26 PM Author: cerise floppy gunner
FML.
Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde, blue eyes, C cups, Euro.
She struck up a convo with me & started touching me at every opportunity, so I knew it was on, & so did the bartenders there who know me.
The hot young chick bartender seemed annoyed, was treating my target with disdain, & at one point herself commented how she “liked older guys” — lmao at female competition. If one wants you, suddenly they all do.
Anyway, eventually we get back to her place. I’m choking her with my tie, hair pulling, smacking her ass, but I start to go soft, & then the deadly thinking about it kicked in & I knew I was done for.
Sucks, because I’d love to bang her again, & it was at a bar where I know everyone & I sure as fuck don’t want word getting out. A 26 y/o regular I’m buds with was going after her, too, & she made an incredibly deft move pushing him out of the bar when she was setting up to leave with me. Don’t really want him knowing I didn’t have my full A game.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685661)
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM Author: provocative orchestra pit selfie
time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as an emergency backup.
next time this shit happens, excuse yourself to the bathroom really quick, pop a dickpill and foreplay for 20-30 min. sometimes the placebo affect will have you hard in 5-10.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685705) |
Date: August 14th, 2019 12:53 PM Author: Marvelous useless lay travel guidebook
I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't get hard, or can't nut, many many times.
Everything works fine for me normally.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685826) |
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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:44 AM Author: cerise floppy gunner
this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C cups. and i fucked her the night i met her, even if i went soft halfway through.
the 26 yr old bartender i haven't fucked yet, but she's not as good looking. not bad. she told me to meet her at a bar monday after she got off her shift, but i had a fantasy football draft.
got another bartender's number tuesday. she texted me today but i ignored it. she's super nice with perky tits, but i saw some older pics of her on FB that turned me off, though she looks a lot better now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758065) |
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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:26 AM Author: cerise floppy gunner
i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some time as a "fuck," even if i couldn't blow a load.
anyway, we'll see about the 26 y/o. was talking to a couple other girls on bumble today, and i'm going to be away this weekend, so i get the feeling a lot of this could fizzle. the good thing was just seeing the incredible change with 10 lbs. of weight loss. i had figured since i was nearly 40 i was done here, and i had forgotten what it was like even in my early 30s. but now it has all come rushing back.
there's a manager at another bar who i find extremely pretty; i catch her looking at me sometimes. going to approach her.
there's also the blue-haired chick at my local small grocer who flirts with me every time i'm in there. she's sort of in the 26-year-old's category in that she's not my usual type -- except she's objectively hotter and easily a 7.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758120) |
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