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Sad How Most Golfers Will Never Get a Hole In One In Their Lifetime

you get 4 opportunities per round to do something really rea...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
I have one. 2001 - 9 iron from 138 uphill elevated green. ...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/14/24
Wow!
exciting menage crotch
  11/15/24
180. better to be lucky than good they say
Coiffed university pistol
  11/15/24
It's not just golfers.
glittery meetinghouse
  11/14/24
Why only 4
laughsome kitchen
  11/14/24
we're not talking pros or the like, who are the only ones wh...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
My course has 2 driveable par 4s and 5 par 3s, so 6 or 7 pot...
Metal overrated resort philosopher-king
  11/14/24
(gook playing at an executive course his entire life to brag...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Course was built in the 60s when balls and equipment were mu...
Metal overrated resort philosopher-king
  11/14/24
what kind of regulation course has 5 par 3's?
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
there are a lot of kooky old courses out there
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/14/24
5 3s, 5 5s, 8 4s...it's not unheard of
Metal overrated resort philosopher-king
  11/14/24
*doobs scanning directory of all US courses* srs ive neve...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
My course has 5 par 3s, 4 par 5s. Plays as a par 71(although...
Gay adventurous black woman
  11/14/24
lacc north, where they played the 2023 us open for one. also...
Coiffed university pistol
  11/15/24
ty
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/16/24
I love how kikes steal my content ideas and run their own sh...
Wine turdskin ticket booth
  11/14/24
nobody cares about your stupid anecdote. the general issue o...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Kike
Wine turdskin ticket booth
  11/14/24
your pager is beeping. go answer it.
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
...
crystalline irradiated indian lodge
  12/03/24
I don't care about that at all That's like a poker player...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
retarded poast. flopping a straight flush is just pure luck....
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
It's actually 99.99999999% pure skill. It's not 100% because...
Thriller Institution Gaming Laptop
  11/14/24
it's luck in the sense that if you take all of the weekend h...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
What a bizarre way to explain variance
Self-absorbed Library Boistinker
  11/14/24
...
concupiscible office new version
  11/15/24
why is it bizarre? it's perfectly clear
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/15/24
No it wasn't clear at all dipshit
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/19/24
tip - if you want to keep up your flame of competent, non re...
Self-absorbed Library Boistinker
  11/14/24
I didn't just say flopping a straight flush, dipshit Read...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
the nba analogy is stupid bc players dont take full court sh...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
The analogy holds because no one is sad about not making eit...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
except most golfers do want a HiO, even if you dont care
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
And every NBA player who heaves a half or full court shot wa...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
no nba player will feel their career is incomplete if they n...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Cr and that's why the analogy holds
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
and most golfers wish they will make a HiO
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Yep that's why you always hear about the hole in one record ...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
jfc stfu
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Why are you still here?
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
when are we having an XO poker night
Costumed bateful station private investor
  11/14/24
yes but it really is almost entirely luck, pros can go decad...
mauve gaped site
  11/14/24
false. they make holes in one in practice rounds much more t...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
every Masters par 3 tournament has multiple holes in one
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/14/24
cr
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
also never forget this big john rahm shot: https://www.yo...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
Tony Finau draining one in the par 3 tourney then proceeding...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/14/24
180
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
I sat at hole 16 at the Sunday masters (par 3) in 2019 and...
orchid outnumbered filthpig
  11/14/24
JT and bryson, per the internet
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/14/24
The place went fucking apeshit at the first one. Then there...
orchid outnumbered filthpig
  11/15/24
180
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/15/24
Another reason I don't give a FUCK about hole in one... MANY...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
Closest I've come is about 8 inches and it was on a 215 yard...
Pale nudist boiling water pit
  11/14/24
The average PGA has a left / right dispersion of 10 yards wi...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
This is way better (and took more skill) than any hole in on...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/14/24
lol @ this autistic crusade to prove a HiO isn't skill
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/15/24
No
galvanic pink clown hell
  12/08/24
I am an avid but average golfer (8 index) and I have 2. Nei...
medicated impertinent hunting ground
  11/15/24
180 an honest 8 isnt an average golfer, breh. the average...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/15/24
The average golfer wishes they were a bogey player. All the ...
galvanic pink clown hell
  12/08/24
agreed.
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/08/24
thin to win
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/15/24
I have one. Peak moment
Hyperventilating whorehouse
  11/15/24
This is what makes them special. We can't all be awesome.
Cerebral flatulent area weed whacker
  11/15/24
yet some autistic gook itt is saying nobody cares.
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/15/24
Keep flapping your arms, ESL boy
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/15/24
*guy who sucks at putt putt
Fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness trump supporter
  11/15/24
Relevant thread https://www.facebook.com/reel/46044914998...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/18/24
thought this would be a trump tweet
stirring maize public bath fat ankles
  11/18/24
that's because you're a politics obsessed faggot dork
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/19/24
The diction and punctuation is perfect I hope he Xes this
stirring maize public bath fat ankles
  11/19/24
the intentionally using your instead of you're schtick here ...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  11/19/24
"You never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Low cl...
Metal overrated resort philosopher-king
  11/19/24
Lmao
stirring maize public bath fat ankles
  11/19/24
Have you all seen what dechambeau is doing with his Arab oil...
Slate heady market
  11/19/24
180. but some weird gook on xo told me nobody cares abotu Hi...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/19/24
(goal post moving ESL tard) Tell me again how many HiOs T...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/19/24
low iq schtick? nobody said HiOs are more important than maj...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/19/24
...
Gay adventurous black woman
  11/19/24
Nobody said that "nobody cares about them" either....
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/19/24
He finally made it on day 16. Each days video is getting 400...
Slate heady market
  11/28/24
...
Diverse boltzmann home
  11/28/24
this is like making a full court shot in the NBA sure it&...
Spectacular Depressive
  11/28/24
u dont even golf, stfu
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/28/24
I don’t fuck other men either, it’s true
Spectacular Depressive
  11/28/24
So stay out of the butt plug threads then and the golf threa...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  11/28/24
I like to check in and see what fags are doing tho
Spectacular Depressive
  11/28/24
have you ever swung a golf club before?
Diverse boltzmann home
  12/03/24
dbg has GBB woods and ping eye 2 irons and a ping hoofer fro...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  12/03/24
FOUR PINNOCHIOS. ping ISI's - not eye 2's - and a ping hoofe...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
nice set. BeCu or the regular prole stainless?
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  12/03/24
regular stainless. black dot. got a S, and a 60 lob, too. ...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
I think they grandfathered them. USGA put out a whole list ...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  12/03/24
wtf is "at least 2024" Zing, Zing2, ISI, i3, i3...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
the whole exception process was specifically for pingmos and...
Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse
  12/08/24
i golfed a ton in my youth. took private lessons for many ye...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
Got it, so you never swung a real golf club before
Diverse boltzmann home
  12/03/24
poor rc?
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
My 8-year old has taken private lessons for several years to...
Diverse boltzmann home
  12/03/24
poor rc?
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/03/24
lmk when you've tried a real club
Diverse boltzmann home
  12/03/24
And OP still hasn't swung a golf club one time
Diverse boltzmann home
  12/06/24
Most real golfers understand the luck involved in (most) HIO...
galvanic pink clown hell
  12/08/24
but how do you know you'll get it eventually? you may very w...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  12/08/24
I don’t care if it never happens. It really doesn't ma...
galvanic pink clown hell
  12/08/24
Bryson DeChambeau: 0 hole in ones in his career Random LPGA...
Cowghost
  05/08/25
I have one during a high school practice round. 9 iron on a...
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  05/08/25


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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

you get 4 opportunities per round to do something really really fucking hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337483)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

I have one. 2001 - 9 iron from 138 uphill elevated green. I caught it a bit heavy but it worked out bc I overclubbed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337536)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: exciting menage crotch

Wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48342910)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 7:03 PM
Author: Coiffed university pistol

180. better to be lucky than good they say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48342987)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: glittery meetinghouse

It's not just golfers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337488)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen

Why only 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337496)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

we're not talking pros or the like, who are the only ones who can drive the greeen of a par 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337512)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Metal overrated resort philosopher-king

My course has 2 driveable par 4s and 5 par 3s, so 6 or 7 potential hole in one chances. One is 310 but the last 100 yards are steep downhill and a 250-60 yard drive on flat ground can get to the green if you hit the right part of the fairway. Other is 275 to the middle of the green but with a big pond in front, but a 245 carry gets you to dry land. I usually just hit a 7 iron lay up on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337574)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

(gook playing at an executive course his entire life to brag he's a scratch golfer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337583)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Metal overrated resort philosopher-king

Course was built in the 60s when balls and equipment were much shittier, so modern equipment can overpower some holes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337591)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

what kind of regulation course has 5 par 3's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337597)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

there are a lot of kooky old courses out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337600)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Metal overrated resort philosopher-king

5 3s, 5 5s, 8 4s...it's not unheard of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337601)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

*doobs scanning directory of all US courses*

srs ive never seen. one course i played as a kid had 3 3's, 3 5's and 12 4's. the front nine only had one 3 and one 5. it made it kind of boring to have a bunch of 4's. nice to have a mix of different holes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337612)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Gay adventurous black woman

My course has 5 par 3s, 4 par 5s. Plays as a par 71(although one of the par 5s plays as a par 4 in high level tournament play)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337639)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:35 PM
Author: Coiffed university pistol

lacc north, where they played the 2023 us open for one. also a driveable 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48342895)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48346546)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: Wine turdskin ticket booth

I love how kikes steal my content ideas and run their own shadow threads. History repeating itself, time is a big circle. I propose we call it hummus threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337501)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

nobody cares about your stupid anecdote. the general issue of holes in one is far more interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337525)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Wine turdskin ticket booth

Kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337530)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

your pager is beeping. go answer it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337599)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: crystalline irradiated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407354)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

I don't care about that at all

That's like a poker player being upset about never being dealt suited connectors and flopping a straight flush over straight flush and quads hit on turn with all the money in (happened to me twice)

In golf, literally my only goal is playing a full round with 1 ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337513)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

retarded poast. flopping a straight flush is just pure luck. in golf, a hi1 is obviously a ton of luck but there's a skill element.

the better you are, the more chances you'll have to get very close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337529)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: Thriller Institution Gaming Laptop

It's actually 99.99999999% pure skill. It's not 100% because there's always a chance a rogue lightning bolt fries the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337585)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

it's luck in the sense that if you take all of the weekend hack golfers in the world, none have the skill to actually make a hole in one on any reliable basis, so the ones that do make it just got lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337596)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Library Boistinker

What a bizarre way to explain variance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339522)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: concupiscible office new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341576)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

why is it bizarre? it's perfectly clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341664)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

No it wasn't clear at all dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48358478)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Library Boistinker

tip - if you want to keep up your flame of competent, non retarded SWE with multiple jobs yielding 500k+ a year, maybe don’t comment on matters of numbers and probabilities 😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339511)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

I didn't just say flopping a straight flush, dipshit

Read the rest of the post. Getting 2 guys to put all their chips in without the nuts is not pure luck

How about an NBA player making a full court shot? Is that a more simple analogy for your pea brain? None of them gives a fuck about not making one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339372)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

the nba analogy is stupid bc players dont take full court shots in regulation except in rare occassions. every golfer has 4 par 3's per round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339430)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

The analogy holds because no one is sad about not making either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339600)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

except most golfers do want a HiO, even if you dont care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339604)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

And every NBA player who heaves a half or full court shot wants it to go in

And they play 82 games and 100s of scrimmages

You lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339610)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

no nba player will feel their career is incomplete if they never make a full court shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Cr and that's why the analogy holds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339641)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

and most golfers wish they will make a HiO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339732)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Yep that's why you always hear about the hole in one record holder and why everyone knows how many HiOs Tiger has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339750)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

jfc stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339755)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Why are you still here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339757)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Costumed bateful station private investor

when are we having an XO poker night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337531)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: mauve gaped site

yes but it really is almost entirely luck, pros can go decades without one and they play constantly at the highest level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337545)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

false. they make holes in one in practice rounds much more than they do in competition rounds. in competition rounds they might not be trying for a hole in one for a variety of reasons, plus pga greens and pin placements are wicked. if they played on regular courses theyd make them more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337568)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

every Masters par 3 tournament has multiple holes in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337581)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337584)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

also never forget this big john rahm shot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6E7L7XeKA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337587)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

Tony Finau draining one in the par 3 tourney then proceeding to roll his ankle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Pis3h9MIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337598)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48337602)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: orchid outnumbered filthpig

I sat at hole 16 at the Sunday masters (par 3) in 2019 and saw two different holes in one that day. Tiger came within inches of one there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339555)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

JT and bryson, per the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339571)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: orchid outnumbered filthpig

The place went fucking apeshit at the first one. Then there was the second one and got even more apeshit. Then tigers insane shot that hole that I think put him in thr lead or right over it among like 8-9 guys with thr same score or something. 180 day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48340435)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341887)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Another reason I don't give a FUCK about hole in one... MANY eagles (and albatross) are 100x more impressive than holing a par 3 with your iron off a short tee

99% of the HiO brags on Reddit are idiots hitting it from the red tee (eg, 70 yards away) which I would be EMBARRASSED to tell anyone about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339348)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:51 PM
Author: Pale nudist boiling water pit

Closest I've come is about 8 inches and it was on a 215 yard hole. Would've been such a 180 hole to do it on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339630)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

The average PGA has a left / right dispersion of 10 yards with a 7-IRON

Holing a wood off the tee is pure luck

I've come within a foot on my 2nd shot to eagle on par 5 a few times

That seems lucky as well

None of us was aiming for the specific spot that the ball dropped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339724)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:33 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

This is way better (and took more skill) than any hole in one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=ySXNy_hRh3g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48339825)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

lol @ this autistic crusade to prove a HiO isn't skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48340208)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: galvanic pink clown hell

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425233)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: medicated impertinent hunting ground

I am an avid but average golfer (8 index) and I have 2. Neither were particularly well hit. Both on the thin side. The longer of the two from 185 was a low running cut that missed the green left where there are large mounds that kicked it back onto the green where it ran out about 100 feet and dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341749)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

180

an honest 8 isnt an average golfer, breh. the average golfer seems to be bogey golfer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341788)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: galvanic pink clown hell

The average golfer wishes they were a bogey player. All the stats about average handicap are greatly inflated (deflated) because only the 20% most enthusiastic golfers even maintain a real USGA handicap. The average 10 round a year guy who has been playing for ten years is going to struggle to keep it until 100 without mulligans or gimmies and while taking actual penalties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425240)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425279)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

thin to win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48342209)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating whorehouse

I have one. Peak moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341846)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Cerebral flatulent area weed whacker

This is what makes them special. We can't all be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341858)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

yet some autistic gook itt is saying nobody cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341886)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Keep flapping your arms, ESL boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48342608)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness trump supporter

*guy who sucks at putt putt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48341889)



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Date: November 18th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Relevant thread

https://www.facebook.com/reel/460449149988562?fs=e&mibextid=0NULKw&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48354284)



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Date: November 18th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: stirring maize public bath fat ankles

thought this would be a trump tweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48354291)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

that's because you're a politics obsessed faggot dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48355324)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: stirring maize public bath fat ankles

The diction and punctuation is perfect I hope he Xes this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356042)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

the intentionally using your instead of you're schtick here has been played out for some time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356203)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Metal overrated resort philosopher-king

"You never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Low clubhead speed, that was your problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48355855)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: stirring maize public bath fat ankles

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356039)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Slate heady market

Have you all seen what dechambeau is doing with his Arab oil millions? Hole in one over his new house. He’s on day 5 now I think.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WkyLnQGjNfU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356309)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

180. but some weird gook on xo told me nobody cares abotu HiO's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356335)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

(goal post moving ESL tard)

Tell me again how many HiOs Tiger Woods has at majors, and who has the PGA record for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356447)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

low iq schtick? nobody said HiOs are more important than major titles, dumb fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356475)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Gay adventurous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48356620)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Nobody said that "nobody cares about them" either.

I said that *I* don't care about it and nobody cares enough to be sad about never getting one

Asking how many Tiger got is not an assertion that you think it's more important than majors, it's proving that literally nobody gives a FUCK

HOLF SHIT you are dumb

Veddy sorry about your ESL broken English and midwit shitstain brain, ultra gook bitch boi loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48358462)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Slate heady market

He finally made it on day 16. Each days video is getting 400-600k views. Nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48390326)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 3:33 AM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48389848)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 3:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Depressive

this is like making a full court shot in the NBA

sure it’s fun but it’s doesn’t mean shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48389855)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

u dont even golf, stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48390020)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Spectacular Depressive

I don’t fuck other men either, it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48390152)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

So stay out of the butt plug threads then and the golf threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48390156)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Depressive

I like to check in and see what fags are doing tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48390458)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

have you ever swung a golf club before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407311)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

dbg has GBB woods and ping eye 2 irons and a ping hoofer frozen in time from 1999. why he prefers tennis over golf remains a mystery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407328)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

FOUR PINNOCHIOS. ping ISI's - not eye 2's - and a ping hoofer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407344)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

nice set. BeCu or the regular prole stainless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407445)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

regular stainless. black dot. got a S, and a 60 lob, too.

they're illegal now, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407460)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

I think they grandfathered them. USGA put out a whole list and all the popular clubs from the 90s were on it.

nickel finish is actually more prestigious than the copper BeCu anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407470)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

wtf is "at least 2024"

Zing, Zing2, ISI, i3, i3+, G2, G5, G10, i5, i10, S59, S58, S57, Rapture, Rapture V2, Rhapsody, Moxie Jr. Set, Pal Jr. Set, PING Wedge, MB Wedge, iWedge, Tour Wedge and Tour W Wedge.

Each conforms until at least 2024 at nearly all non-professional events played under the R&A and/or the USGA Rules of Golf;

https://ping.com/en-us/legal/groove-rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407658)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Voyeur Crackhouse

the whole exception process was specifically for pingmos and maybe a few fags still playing DCIs or old mizunos. none of those are getting blocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425138)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

i golfed a ton in my youth. took private lessons for many years. couldnt play HS golf bc it was tennis season. used to milk the twilight $5 junior rate at our local muni during college summers, and u could get a full 18 in if you timed it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407342)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

Got it, so you never swung a real golf club before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407356)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

poor rc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407364)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

My 8-year old has taken private lessons for several years too

I don't consider her taylormade rory shit to be "real golf clubs" but it's arguable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407433)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

poor rc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407467)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

lmk when you've tried a real club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48407871)



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Date: December 6th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Diverse boltzmann home

And OP still hasn't swung a golf club one time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48418984)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: galvanic pink clown hell

Most real golfers understand the luck involved in (most) HIOs. It doesn’t really bother us. I’ve gotten close a couple times. It will happen eventually, and even then, it will be anticlimactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425228)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

but how do you know you'll get it eventually? you may very well not. i'd be curious to see polls of what % of, say, club members at a regular club get them in their lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425242)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: galvanic pink clown hell

I don’t care if it never happens. It really doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48425268)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cowghost

Bryson DeChambeau: 0 hole in ones in his career

Random LPGA player: 3 holes in one so far just in 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48913745)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I have one during a high school practice round. 9 iron on a short par 3 that I caught a little heavy but the distance worked out.

Not officially a HI1, but I used to caddy and this one woman had me take her tee shot for her as a joke. it was a women's ping i3 pitching wedge 116 yards to a tucked front pin. jarred it. that actually felt cooler than the real hole in one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2#48914909)