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Mother of God. The Africans are eating chimps to extinction.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappeari...
topaz faggot firefighter
  03/06/06
at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they man...
Ungodly community account organic girlfriend
  03/06/06
This should surprise no one. "In living memory, we h...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
WTF!!!!!!! ""Some of the victims had their sexu...
unholy ape
  03/06/06
That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.
Scarlet reading party
  03/06/06
Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are reall...
unholy ape
  03/06/06
It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which p...
Scarlet reading party
  03/06/06
this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me l...
effete provocative ceo
  03/06/06
excellent
Green razzle institution blood rage
  03/06/06
cannibalism isn't new there. htfh
Scarlet reading party
  03/06/06
Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning...
Bespoke Meetinghouse Genital Piercing
  03/06/06
san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge. ...
Godawful stock car
  03/06/06
I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed ha...
topaz faggot firefighter
  03/06/06
They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good. Do you ...
avocado office useless brakes
  03/06/06
I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house tha...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmi...
flirting flickering native
  03/06/06
...
unholy ape
  03/06/06
That's twice as fucked up as mine. Bravo EDIT: why'd ...
flirting flickering native
  03/06/06
Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assum...
ruby trust fund jew
  03/06/06
There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get ...
saffron indecent windowlicker
  03/06/06
Bump for the chimps.
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fac...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.
rambunctious indirect expression
  03/06/06
In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is rel...
cyan idea he suggested coldplay fan
  03/06/06
link
unholy ape
  03/06/06
Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
bonobos are cool
arousing depressive
  03/06/06
1) eating animals for sustenance 2) fucking animals for p...
Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant
  03/06/06
These crackers are upset that there are less animals to &quo...
Disrespectful gaping
  03/06/06
If you had read the article, you would have read that poache...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaur...
Disrespectful gaping
  03/06/06
Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congra...
Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant
  03/06/06
i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps...
Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant
  03/06/06
It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to othe...
Passionate brunch
  03/06/06
["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries....
rambunctious indirect expression
  03/06/06
In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.
Dark area
  03/06/06
If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not ...
salmon library becky
  03/06/06
strange looking fuckers. see the second pic. http://www....
Swashbuckling Incel Rigpig
  03/06/06


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Date: March 6th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: topaz faggot firefighter

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappearing.ap/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262384)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: Ungodly community account organic girlfriend

at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they managed to get the AIDS virus into the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266060)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:34 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

This should surprise no one.

"In living memory, we have seen cruelty, massacres, and genocide, but we have never seen human beings hunted down as though they were game animals," he said.

"Pygmies are being pursued in the forests. People have been eaten. This is nothing more, nothing less, than a crime against humanity."

More than 600,000 pygmies are believed to live in the DR Congo's vast forests, where they survive by hunting and gathering.

Both sides in the war regard them as "subhuman", and some say their flesh can confer magical powers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262422)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:37 PM
Author: unholy ape

WTF!!!!!!!

""Some of the victims had their sexual organs missing after tribal fighters cut them off to use as charms," he said.

Tribal fighters had also been seen wandering around the bush with human organs "draped from their weapons". "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262441)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Scarlet reading party

That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262449)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: unholy ape

Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are really packing and the Congo dudes hope to gain some length

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262479)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Scarlet reading party

It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which parodied the use of animal genitals as aphrodesiacs. Apparently DR don't have a good sense of satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262490)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:15 PM
Author: effete provocative ceo

this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me lucky charms!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263971)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:35 PM
Author: Green razzle institution blood rage

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266055)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet reading party

cannibalism isn't new there.

htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262423)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: Bespoke Meetinghouse Genital Piercing

Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning. They have much to teach us about conflict resolution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262457)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Godawful stock car

san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge.

some southern university also has a bonobo program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262484)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:17 PM
Author: topaz faggot firefighter

I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed habitat.

I saw a couple of bonobos sexing it up right in front of the glass when I visited. Missionary style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262757)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:55 PM
Author: avocado office useless brakes

They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good.

Do you actually expect them to show some contraint? I think the bonobos may be more civlized than they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262616)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house than a black person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262712)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:12 PM
Author: flirting flickering native

I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmie."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262725)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: unholy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262854)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: flirting flickering native

That's twice as fucked up as mine.

Bravo

EDIT: why'd you take it down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262933)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:24 PM
Author: ruby trust fund jew

Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assumed what was eating them were lions or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262818)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: saffron indecent windowlicker

There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get eaten, while red-blooded chimps fuck bitches and rip the nuts off anyone who gets close:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=144093&mc=107&forum_id=2

I've said this before, but pro-bonobo law has to be lucrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262894)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

Bump for the chimps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263925)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fact that blacks eat both humans and chimps isn't getting more attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265835)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:13 PM
Author: rambunctious indirect expression

Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265859)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: cyan idea he suggested coldplay fan

In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is relegated to whites.... So, since you live in America, you should probably focus on the white cannibals here since they often eat their own kind....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265907)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: unholy ape

link



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266075)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one African army, but also its opponent? Is this sort of nig logic why the black LSAT average is 140?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266143)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: arousing depressive

bonobos are cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265876)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant

1) eating animals for sustenance

2) fucking animals for pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266083)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful gaping

These crackers are upset that there are less animals to "score" with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266106)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

If you had read the article, you would have read that poachers are selling the chimps, not eating them to survive. Also, what is your view on the African cannibalism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266156)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful gaping

So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaurants in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266221)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266278)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant

in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congrats, whites. HAHHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266299)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lake immigrant

i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps, and not about africans eating chimps to extinction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266233)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to other blacks who eat them, which in turn puts the chimps in danger of extinction. Black logic -> 140 LSAT. So sorry, chinky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266291)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:53 PM
Author: rambunctious indirect expression

["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries. How could they disappear?" Ipaka said.]

Is that black logic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266244)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: Dark area

In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266201)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: salmon library becky

If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not have made them out of meat and placed them in a starving continent. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266253)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Incel Rigpig

strange looking fuckers. see the second pic.

http://www.paniscus.net/immag1.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266342)