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Mother of God. The Africans are eating chimps to extinction.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappeari...
Floppy Step-uncle's House Quadroon
  03/06/06
at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they man...
big indecent hall
  03/06/06
This should surprise no one. "In living memory, we h...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
WTF!!!!!!! ""Some of the victims had their sexu...
comical maize meetinghouse reading party
  03/06/06
That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.
Histrionic Lime Police Squad University
  03/06/06
Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are reall...
comical maize meetinghouse reading party
  03/06/06
It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which p...
Histrionic Lime Police Squad University
  03/06/06
this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me l...
beta apoplectic persian
  03/06/06
excellent
Drab violent location dingle berry
  03/06/06
cannibalism isn't new there. htfh
Histrionic Lime Police Squad University
  03/06/06
Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning...
autistic contagious community account
  03/06/06
san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge. ...
Abnormal aqua jewess sweet tailpipe
  03/06/06
I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed ha...
Floppy Step-uncle's House Quadroon
  03/06/06
They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good. Do you ...
swashbuckling state
  03/06/06
I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house tha...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmi...
Fear-inspiring Pink Boiling Water Sneaky Criminal
  03/06/06
...
comical maize meetinghouse reading party
  03/06/06
That's twice as fucked up as mine. Bravo EDIT: why'd ...
Fear-inspiring Pink Boiling Water Sneaky Criminal
  03/06/06
Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assum...
Stubborn Wild Athletic Conference
  03/06/06
There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get ...
scarlet sandwich black woman
  03/06/06
Bump for the chimps.
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fac...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.
blue native
  03/06/06
In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is rel...
vibrant dragon mood
  03/06/06
link
comical maize meetinghouse reading party
  03/06/06
Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
bonobos are cool
startled stirring filthpig institution
  03/06/06
1) eating animals for sustenance 2) fucking animals for p...
sick site indirect expression
  03/06/06
These crackers are upset that there are less animals to &quo...
Deranged toaster private investor
  03/06/06
If you had read the article, you would have read that poache...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaur...
Deranged toaster private investor
  03/06/06
Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congra...
sick site indirect expression
  03/06/06
i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps...
sick site indirect expression
  03/06/06
It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to othe...
Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction
  03/06/06
["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries....
blue native
  03/06/06
In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.
talking kitty cat
  03/06/06
If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not ...
motley mad-dog skullcap parlour
  03/06/06
strange looking fuckers. see the second pic. http://www....
mewling disgusting national
  03/06/06


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Date: March 6th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: Floppy Step-uncle's House Quadroon

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappearing.ap/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262384)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: big indecent hall

at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they managed to get the AIDS virus into the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266060)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:34 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

This should surprise no one.

"In living memory, we have seen cruelty, massacres, and genocide, but we have never seen human beings hunted down as though they were game animals," he said.

"Pygmies are being pursued in the forests. People have been eaten. This is nothing more, nothing less, than a crime against humanity."

More than 600,000 pygmies are believed to live in the DR Congo's vast forests, where they survive by hunting and gathering.

Both sides in the war regard them as "subhuman", and some say their flesh can confer magical powers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262422)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:37 PM
Author: comical maize meetinghouse reading party

WTF!!!!!!!

""Some of the victims had their sexual organs missing after tribal fighters cut them off to use as charms," he said.

Tribal fighters had also been seen wandering around the bush with human organs "draped from their weapons". "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262441)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Lime Police Squad University

That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262449)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: comical maize meetinghouse reading party

Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are really packing and the Congo dudes hope to gain some length

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262479)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Lime Police Squad University

It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which parodied the use of animal genitals as aphrodesiacs. Apparently DR don't have a good sense of satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262490)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:15 PM
Author: beta apoplectic persian

this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me lucky charms!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263971)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:35 PM
Author: Drab violent location dingle berry

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266055)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Lime Police Squad University

cannibalism isn't new there.

htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262423)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: autistic contagious community account

Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning. They have much to teach us about conflict resolution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262457)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Abnormal aqua jewess sweet tailpipe

san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge.

some southern university also has a bonobo program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262484)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy Step-uncle's House Quadroon

I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed habitat.

I saw a couple of bonobos sexing it up right in front of the glass when I visited. Missionary style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262757)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling state

They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good.

Do you actually expect them to show some contraint? I think the bonobos may be more civlized than they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262616)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house than a black person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262712)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pink Boiling Water Sneaky Criminal

I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmie."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262725)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: comical maize meetinghouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262854)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pink Boiling Water Sneaky Criminal

That's twice as fucked up as mine.

Bravo

EDIT: why'd you take it down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262933)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Wild Athletic Conference

Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assumed what was eating them were lions or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262818)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: scarlet sandwich black woman

There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get eaten, while red-blooded chimps fuck bitches and rip the nuts off anyone who gets close:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=144093&mc=107&forum_id=2

I've said this before, but pro-bonobo law has to be lucrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262894)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

Bump for the chimps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263925)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fact that blacks eat both humans and chimps isn't getting more attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265835)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:13 PM
Author: blue native

Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265859)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: vibrant dragon mood

In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is relegated to whites.... So, since you live in America, you should probably focus on the white cannibals here since they often eat their own kind....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265907)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: comical maize meetinghouse reading party

link



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266075)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one African army, but also its opponent? Is this sort of nig logic why the black LSAT average is 140?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266143)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: startled stirring filthpig institution

bonobos are cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265876)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:38 PM
Author: sick site indirect expression

1) eating animals for sustenance

2) fucking animals for pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266083)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: Deranged toaster private investor

These crackers are upset that there are less animals to "score" with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266106)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

If you had read the article, you would have read that poachers are selling the chimps, not eating them to survive. Also, what is your view on the African cannibalism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266156)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: Deranged toaster private investor

So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaurants in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266221)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266278)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: sick site indirect expression

in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congrats, whites. HAHHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266299)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: sick site indirect expression

i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps, and not about africans eating chimps to extinction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266233)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse indian lodge dysfunction

It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to other blacks who eat them, which in turn puts the chimps in danger of extinction. Black logic -> 140 LSAT. So sorry, chinky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266291)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:53 PM
Author: blue native

["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries. How could they disappear?" Ipaka said.]

Is that black logic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266244)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: talking kitty cat

In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266201)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: motley mad-dog skullcap parlour

If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not have made them out of meat and placed them in a starving continent. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266253)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: mewling disgusting national

strange looking fuckers. see the second pic.

http://www.paniscus.net/immag1.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266342)