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How do I get a Xmas gift for girl I’m smitten with without being Beta

I have to get her some kinda gift for Xmas because that&rsqu...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
get her a teapot and fill it with a bunch of inside joke gif...
aphrodisiac cruel-hearted volcanic crater mental disorder
  12/10/23
This would be a good idea if there were inside jokes to be h...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
she’s my dad’s girlfriend’s daughter tp
Awkward electric legend
  12/10/23
Why is my existence so lame iyo
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
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provocative shivering liquid oxygen
  12/11/23
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submissive snowy lay ceo
  12/10/23
Yeah why
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
...
narrow-minded fortuitous meteor
  12/10/23
No one? This is a desperate plea for halp.
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
electric back massager
insane dopamine market
  12/10/23
lol
Fragrant sweet tailpipe circlehead
  12/10/23
Yeah lol
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Why do you have to? Seems like it’d be white elephant ...
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/10/23
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drunken gay wizard forum
  12/10/23
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greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Get her a Boston creampie then wink at her when she sees wha...
narrow-minded fortuitous meteor
  12/10/23
get her the antidote for her five-year birth control shot an...
lemon stirring lodge hunting ground
  12/10/23
never show interest first
seedy theater
  12/10/23
Yeah I know, so what the fuck do i do. Give her a Mars bar o...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Txt her merry Xmas, want to chill?
seedy theater
  12/10/23
That seems like Interest afaict.
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Sure man you can’t ignore her completely but be as low...
seedy theater
  12/10/23
Imo this is just advice for Chads or if your goal is to mini...
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/10/23
I have a High Hairline but not technically fully Bald. Also ...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Your Temples are receded imo. Just read gibberish’s th...
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/10/23
She has signaled Interest many times, even in front of her b...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Just give her $88,000k to fuck
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/10/23
She is well-bred, not some Alabama slut
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
You’re old enough to be her dad if you lost your virgi...
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/10/23
PS5 with hentai decals
Internet-worthy stage boistinker
  12/10/23
Rubber sheets
underhanded khaki property
  12/10/23
What about a Weighted Blanket
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
how much to spend?
Magical Walnut Regret Mediation
  12/10/23
I have lots of ca$h but I wouldn’t go big on this, tha...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
just give her $50 gift card to some place she shops at/goes ...
Magical Walnut Regret Mediation
  12/10/23
Where do 24 year old women shop these days
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
This is easy. Dick in a box.
exciting sick hominid
  12/10/23
Offer to plan double date night with your dad and her Mom
Bull headed goyim
  12/10/23
...
Cobalt business firm
  12/10/23
End of the night… “So guise, who sleeps in w...
exciting sick hominid
  12/10/23
Given that this is new england and it is basically incest sh...
Cobalt business firm
  12/10/23
stfu UJ
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
I’m Normal. Tell me what she’s like and what she...
charismatic pervert gaming laptop
  12/10/23
I posted a pic of her here for like 4 seconds and a mod dele...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
I remember brother. She was cute. But I was asking what she ...
charismatic pervert gaming laptop
  12/10/23
Yeah I’ve talked to her but not intimately about her i...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Ok, it sounds like you don’t need to get her anything....
charismatic pervert gaming laptop
  12/10/23
Yeah good call. Mods please delete.
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/10/23
Im on it —cowgod
bearded library multi-billionaire
  12/11/23
just give her a bottle of Aperol and say “happy to com...
vibrant chrome national rigpig
  12/11/23
A gram of coke. Tell her there’s more where it came fr...
Racy den ladyboy
  12/11/23
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Mind-boggling Chartreuse Windowlicker
  12/11/23
I got her a box of gourmet truffles because I remembered she...
greedy trailer park indirect expression
  12/20/23


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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

I have to get her some kinda gift for Xmas because that’s just the way it is when I go to this fucking thing on the 24th. She’s my dad’s girlfriend’s daughter fyi. For reference, I am Scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155713)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cruel-hearted volcanic crater mental disorder

get her a teapot and fill it with a bunch of inside joke gifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155724)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:12 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

This would be a good idea if there were inside jokes to be had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155807)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Awkward electric legend

she’s my dad’s girlfriend’s daughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155727)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Why is my existence so lame iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155747)



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Date: December 11th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: provocative shivering liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156583)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: submissive snowy lay ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155745)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:00 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Yeah why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155749)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155978)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

No one? This is a desperate plea for halp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155850)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:24 PM
Author: insane dopamine market

electric back massager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155854)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:25 PM
Author: Fragrant sweet tailpipe circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155855)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:29 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Yeah lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155872)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

Why do you have to? Seems like it’d be white elephant or only an expectation to get maybe a child something.

I think you should probably be Cool and get her Nothing. If there’s something that fits, you’ll know it. Just think about it. Or be a Loser and get her a book. Maybe just give her your Series X.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155969)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:10 PM
Author: drunken gay wizard forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155974)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155976)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded fortuitous meteor

Get her a Boston creampie then wink at her when she sees what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155981)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:14 PM
Author: lemon stirring lodge hunting ground

get her the antidote for her five-year birth control shot and give it to her in front of both of your families

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47155986)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:24 PM
Author: seedy theater

never show interest first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156022)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Yeah I know, so what the fuck do i do. Give her a Mars bar or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156026)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: seedy theater

Txt her merry Xmas, want to chill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156050)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:31 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

That seems like Interest afaict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156053)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:32 PM
Author: seedy theater

Sure man you can’t ignore her completely but be as low key as necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156060)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

Imo this is just advice for Chads or if your goal is to minimize ignominy. OP is Bald and should just roll the dice every now and then. But also, he shouldn’t bc it would Complicate things for his dad. He needs to show Character in this situation. Maybe if he’d worked harder as a teenager, he’d have character. Honestly given that its his dads gf’s daughter or whatever maybe he should just Not Show Interest dnd only pursue it if it’s a slam dunk and she likes Xbox or bald guys or he can just pay her his $88,000k to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156088)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

I have a High Hairline but not technically fully Bald. Also she is like 5’1 and I’m Tall at 5’9.27654 so she can’t even tell afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156095)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

Your Temples are receded imo. Just read gibberish’s thread. That’s what female interest is like (or a portrayal of it in his made-up stories). If she’s interested then just roll with it. Maybe try to Signal Wealth or something. But her interest needs to be obvious enough that you don’t make a Fool of yourself. You’re already on thin ice with your dad, given your lack of Character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156131)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

She has signaled Interest many times, even in front of her brother who always gets visibly annoyed by it. I am a decent man so I always just brush it off and play it Cool. I don’t know why existence has to be so hard for Losers. If I were a proper Scumbag I’d probably already have knocked her up out of wedlock and had an abortion by now, or if I was Prep her family would set me up with her and deposit an Allowance for our marriage. But instead I’m just intellectualizing everything and building unlikely scenarios in the theater of mind like Hamlet but with a lower Net Worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156155)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

Just give her $88,000k to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156222)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

She is well-bred, not some Alabama slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156247)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

You’re old enough to be her dad if you lost your virginity at a Jock/Scum age lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156254)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy stage boistinker

PS5 with hentai decals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156033)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: underhanded khaki property

Rubber sheets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156064)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:34 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

What about a Weighted Blanket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156068)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:55 PM
Author: Magical Walnut Regret Mediation

how much to spend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156140)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

I have lots of ca$h but I wouldn’t go big on this, that’s beta for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156161)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Magical Walnut Regret Mediation

just give her $50 gift card to some place she shops at/goes to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156170)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Where do 24 year old women shop these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156214)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: exciting sick hominid

This is easy. Dick in a box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156259)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: Bull headed goyim

Offer to plan double date night with your dad and her Mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156266)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: Cobalt business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156271)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: exciting sick hominid

End of the night…

“So guise, who sleeps in which room?” *wink wink*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156274)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: Cobalt business firm

Given that this is new england and it is basically incest she will be pissed if you don't offer her fent, it's considered a serious breach of etiquette in white courtship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156276)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 10:39 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

stfu UJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156285)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: charismatic pervert gaming laptop

I’m Normal. Tell me what she’s like and what she’s into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156376)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

I posted a pic of her here for like 4 seconds and a mod deleted the thread because he got Butthurt. She’s beautiful imo but maybe I’m just a Loser. Also seems really pleasant and well-adjusted as far as women go but it could be all a front, I know they are duplicitous about these things from experience. In any case I am only human and my dick gets hard for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156392)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:12 PM
Author: charismatic pervert gaming laptop

I remember brother. She was cute. But I was asking what she was into not whether she’s cute and pleasant. Birdbrains are usually into something that they like to do or invest time into in their free time. Fitness, makeup, baking, knitting etc.

Since this is xo I must confirm, have you talked to her at all or just doin the ol’ beady eye stare from across the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156409)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Yeah I’ve talked to her but not intimately about her interests or whatever, just playful banter. I don’t really know what she’s into but I know she takes the train into NYC all the time so she might be into Chads for all I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156414)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: charismatic pervert gaming laptop

Ok, it sounds like you don’t need to get her anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156425)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

Yeah good call. Mods please delete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156483)



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Date: December 11th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: bearded library multi-billionaire

Im on it

—cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156614)



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Date: December 11th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: vibrant chrome national rigpig

just give her a bottle of Aperol and say “happy to come over and help you drink it haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156587)



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Date: December 11th, 2023 3:21 AM
Author: Racy den ladyboy

A gram of coke. Tell her there’s more where it came from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156869)



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Date: December 11th, 2023 6:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47156932)



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Date: December 20th, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: greedy trailer park indirect expression

I got her a box of gourmet truffles because I remembered she likes chocolate iirc. I’m going to Win her heart imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5458501&forum_id=2#47195228)