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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
Dashing Goal In Life
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
Erotic meetinghouse
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
twisted temple pozpig
  05/01/24
BUT
mauve school cafeteria
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
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Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Shaky Talking Base Half-breed
  05/01/24
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Zippy multi-colored theater stage
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
shimmering french filthpig
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Effete forum
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Ocher awkward box office
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Pearl bisexual university
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
jet-lagged maize field stain
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Ocher awkward box office
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
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Just got a business idea
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  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
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Exhilarant Mischievous Place Of Business Orchestra Pit
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Cracking yapping hall jap
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
Fishy racy generalized bond
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Cracking yapping hall jap
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Up-to-no-good Snowy National
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
Mint costumed kitchen
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
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  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
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  05/01/24
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Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
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  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
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  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
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  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
Erotic meetinghouse
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
exciting coffee pot mother
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Ocher awkward box office
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
razzmatazz purple black woman
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
excitant kitty cat main people
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Dashing Goal In Life

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Erotic meetinghouse

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: twisted temple pozpig

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: mauve school cafeteria

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: exciting coffee pot mother

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Pearl bisexual university



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Slippery casino dingle berry



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Shaky Talking Base Half-breed

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Zippy multi-colored theater stage



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: shimmering french filthpig

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Effete forum

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Ocher awkward box office

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pearl bisexual university

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged maize field stain

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Ocher awkward box office

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Primrose vivacious french chef cruise ship

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest market love of her life

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: pink doobsian site blood rage

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mischievous Place Of Business Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Cracking yapping hall jap

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: Fishy racy generalized bond

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Cracking yapping hall jap

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Snowy National

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Mint costumed kitchen

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz purple black woman

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated Theatre Private Investor

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: ivory headpube

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Erotic meetinghouse



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: deep parlour foreskin



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Filthy geriatric liquid oxygen

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: cowardly parlor telephone

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Ebony voyeur

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Erotic meetinghouse

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: exciting coffee pot mother

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Ocher awkward box office

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz purple black woman

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: excitant kitty cat main people

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Primrose vivacious french chef cruise ship

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)