Date: June 17th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage circlehead
re: my post in pop music thread
this is perfectly made pop music for the existing format
turkey in the straw (the melody) was a pop folk song first published in 1834 and probably dating from the 1700s. Thats a track record of undeniable catchiness.
but now its extremely vulgar and extremely black
this allows white girls (the main consoomers) to dance to it for 15 seconds and communicate some transgressiveness, which will cause boys to like the video and promote it into virality.
then there will be faggots doing an interpretation, fat girls doing an interpretation, someone will make one with Sponge Bob, etc etc. IG and TikTok will rank it on their most used audios, and it will go to the moon.
it will never touch radio broadcast or full length songs, much less an album of music. But it will be a pop hit and garner tens of millions of listens
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5541933&forum_id=2#47754494)