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Buddy Used the phrase “my left nut” in closing argument

I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mi...
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It might only be us left man.
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Lmao
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I’m not really betting my left nut tp
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU SHALL DISREGARD COUNSEL'S NUTS
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You can't unbet a nut.
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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Self-centered mustard nibblets nursing home

I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mile bc we are fratty and the jury loved us. He said in his closing “and I’ll bet my left nut that she was moaning during the entire encounter.”

The judge said “wait what?” Then my buddy said “what?” He said “did you say “left nut”?”

Then my buddy said “yes left nut, left testicle. It’s a saying I’m not really doing it.” The judge paused and said don’t use that language in my court please. The jury was chuckling as they struck it from the record.

Prosecution was getting the shit kicked out of them so bad they didn’t even object.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating Dilemma



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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: rambunctious marketing idea candlestick maker

180

edit: how is there nobody else bumping this? i'm legit lol'ing. tyft

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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Self-centered mustard nibblets nursing home

It might only be us left man.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: provocative yellow piazza ladyboy

Two Tall Men guarding the gates during web 1.0 evacuation while the nougatless masses flee to Twitter. A Poaster's Fall of Saigon.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Self-centered mustard nibblets nursing home

Lmao

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Stimulating Dilemma



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Date: May 7th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: rambunctious marketing idea candlestick maker



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hunting ground crotch

cr

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Self-centered mustard nibblets nursing home

Oh shit you’re here

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: provocative yellow piazza ladyboy



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: glittery metal black woman haunted graveyard



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Aromatic property liquid oxygen



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Stirring Public Bath



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Bateful Field



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Glassy Spot

I’m not really betting my left nut tp

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: glittery metal black woman haunted graveyard



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: zippy hospital

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU SHALL DISREGARD COUNSEL'S NUTS

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: glittery metal black woman haunted graveyard

You can't unbet a nut.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Charcoal persian



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Bateful Field



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Stirring Public Bath



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Snowy mischievous police squad gaping



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