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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
Navy menage
  05/12/25
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Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
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Get your butt out of bed
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This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn&...
Wild Medicated Fortuitous Meteor Chad
  05/12/25
I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
Galvanic pozpig
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Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
out-of-control gaming laptop
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years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
electric cowardly multi-billionaire
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Maybe that's what I'm remembering
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Airlines are 180
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(Mitch)
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
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with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
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I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
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the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
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Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
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  05/12/25
I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
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If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
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That's 180 and I'm jealous.
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i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
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I know jealousy is wrong but
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Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than t...
razzle turquoise public bath
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CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.
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a weirdly forward-financed bank
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: Navy menage

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: frum hairy legs forum

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy business firm



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: out-of-control gaming laptop

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: vibrant lime ceo

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ultramarine dead faggotry

tp

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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Motley frozen chapel shitlib



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: indecent misanthropic theater stage old irish cottage

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: frum hairy legs forum



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: vivacious amber locale



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Wild Medicated Fortuitous Meteor Chad

This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Galvanic pozpig

I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: out-of-control gaming laptop

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: electric cowardly multi-billionaire

years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: out-of-control gaming laptop

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Galvanic pozpig

Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: razzle turquoise public bath



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ultramarine dead faggotry

(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: orange telephone



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Low-t Native

Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: nighttime parlour coldplay fan



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Marvelous tripping marketing idea casino



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Cracking hell rigpig



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Thriller violent trump supporter foreskin

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: out-of-control gaming laptop

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Cracking hell rigpig

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzle turquoise public bath

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: out-of-control gaming laptop

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Grizzly effete institution

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Cracking hell rigpig

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: indecent misanthropic theater stage old irish cottage



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready stirring range

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Wild Medicated Fortuitous Meteor Chad

I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Thriller violent trump supporter foreskin

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Maize house-broken private investor

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Tantric set

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: sapphire codepig

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: comical shaky lodge

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924919)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: coiffed fishy den boiling water

"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for $599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48925501)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Navy menage



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: metal bright plaza

United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky

If United were acquired by another airline could be complications like an old stock certificate for a major oil company that is valueless because it wasn't exchanged within the time window after the merger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926077)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Thriller violent trump supporter foreskin

United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL and they basically gutted all of their pension obligations (except for the CEO's pension).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926390)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: razzle turquoise public bath

Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than the airline itself, every major airline bankruptcy keeps it in place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926409)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Low-t Native

CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926415)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: razzle turquoise public bath

a weirdly forward-financed bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926443)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: chocolate territorial corner place of business

tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in malibu back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926418)