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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
curious flatulent native trust fund
  06/03/25
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razzle shimmering spot giraffe
  06/04/25
...
bespoke cerebral brethren
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Purple Public Bath Striped Hyena
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
hairraiser up-to-no-good internal respiration meetinghouse
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Wild Doobsian Area
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
coral concupiscible really tough guy
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
violent very tactful voyeur location
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
self-absorbed misunderstood church building sound barrier
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Excitant Crusty Church Sweet Tailpipe
  06/03/25
obviously yes
cream bearded reading party
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
dun idiotic resort
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Costumed erotic kitty cat
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
onyx home
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
navy sexy masturbator heaven
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
dun idiotic resort
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
white cruise ship
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Painfully honest iridescent haunted graveyard
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
adventurous primrose faggotry dingle berry
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
coral concupiscible really tough guy
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Dashing fishy shrine alpha
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
adventurous primrose faggotry dingle berry
  06/04/25
...
razzle shimmering spot giraffe
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
self-absorbed misunderstood church building sound barrier
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Carnelian hospital
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
white cruise ship
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
razzmatazz useless new version
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Odious cocky puppy base
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Cracking institution
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: curious flatulent native trust fund

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzle shimmering spot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bespoke cerebral brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Purple Public Bath Striped Hyena

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: hairraiser up-to-no-good internal respiration meetinghouse

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Wild Doobsian Area

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: coral concupiscible really tough guy

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: violent very tactful voyeur location

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood church building sound barrier

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Excitant Crusty Church Sweet Tailpipe

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: cream bearded reading party

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: dun idiotic resort

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Costumed erotic kitty cat

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: onyx home

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: navy sexy masturbator heaven

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dun idiotic resort

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: white cruise ship

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Painfully honest iridescent haunted graveyard

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: adventurous primrose faggotry dingle berry

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: coral concupiscible really tough guy

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Dashing fishy shrine alpha

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous primrose faggotry dingle berry

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzle shimmering spot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood church building sound barrier

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Carnelian hospital

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: white cruise ship

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless new version

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Odious cocky puppy base

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Cracking institution

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)