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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
charismatic orchid fanboi cuck
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smooth
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Overrated theatre multi-billionaire
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indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
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Slap-happy Athletic Conference
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
titillating flesh home rigor
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bat shit crazy wonderful jew principal's office
  07/26/25
What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
seedy address
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Dull buck-toothed potus pit
  07/26/25
180
mahogany quadroon mad cow disease
  07/26/25
Awkward
Thriller station
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Dull buck-toothed potus pit
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
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Provocative toaster
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine
  07/27/25
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Motley Sooty Wrinkle Sandwich
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Overrated theatre multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
bearded twisted parlour psychic
  07/26/25
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puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
Aqua newt faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
crusty dysfunction menage
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Plum trump supporter
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
judgmental lay
  07/26/25
The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
Hot
Crimson Vivacious Puppy Lodge
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puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine
  07/27/25
“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
Aromatic lemon ticket booth
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
dark razzle-dazzle persian
  07/26/25
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Aqua newt faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
heady stock car digit ratio
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
heady stock car digit ratio
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Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running...
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  07/26/25
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amber point legal warrant
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irradiated bossy pistol
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heady stock car digit ratio
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Motley Sooty Wrinkle Sandwich
  07/27/25
*tosses BC out the window*
Mildly autistic ladyboy
  07/27/25
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indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
  07/26/25
I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
Low-t well-lubricated locus associate
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
contagious unholy tanning salon
  07/26/25
(Andy Byron)
indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets
  07/27/25
I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
Supple rusted background story
  07/27/25
I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
titillating flesh home rigor
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: charismatic orchid fanboi cuck

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: lascivious green area

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Overrated theatre multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: titillating flesh home rigor

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful jew principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: seedy address

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Dull buck-toothed potus pit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mahogany quadroon mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Thriller station

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Dull buck-toothed potus pit

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Provocative toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Motley Sooty Wrinkle Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Overrated theatre multi-billionaire

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: bearded twisted parlour psychic

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Aqua newt faggot firefighter

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crusty dysfunction menage

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Plum trump supporter

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: judgmental lay

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Crimson Vivacious Puppy Lodge

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Aromatic lemon ticket booth

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: dark razzle-dazzle persian

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Aqua newt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: rambunctious amethyst stag film

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: heady stock car digit ratio

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: heady stock car digit ratio

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: puce mischievous orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: amber point legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: irradiated bossy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: heady stock car digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Motley Sooty Wrinkle Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ladyboy

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Low-t well-lubricated locus associate

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: contagious unholy tanning salon

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: indigo pungent meetinghouse nibblets

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Supple rusted background story

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: titillating flesh home rigor

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134738)