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Just finished $30M, 3-week trial. Awaiting jury verdict. (EPAH)
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:02 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt Will update with results on Weds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586202) |
Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM Author: sapphire idea he suggested Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586207) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt Cesar Chavez Day bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586218) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM Author: Mustard Nofapping Famous Landscape Painting whats your cut if you win? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586211) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:05 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hours :-(((((( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586223) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Aggressive Stage Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602022) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM Author: sapphire idea he suggested Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so good luck and we'll see. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586215) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt It's just real estate, so it won't make the news. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586225) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM Author: Ungodly casino Get paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586227) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:07 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586239) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:29 AM Author: Ebony factory reset button why would you take a $30 million case hourly?
LOL @ your dumb ass. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:35 AM Author: Impressive iridescent chad principal's office dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586362) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:46 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't realize what a good trial lolyer I am. Coulda had several million :-(( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586420) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:11 AM Author: splenetic liquid oxygen legal warrant dat mixed fee retainer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586516) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:15 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got dat big time trial experience for next time against these F500 faggots who are charging too much for their stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586526) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:20 AM Author: french overrated library rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586541) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Aggressive Stage CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602028) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM Author: Impressive iridescent chad principal's office 3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been getting paid or is there just a huge receivable? if you win will you get paid directly out of the settlement? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595046) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Consider your last sentence
Yeah they've always PIFed. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:22 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.com/pGk71p5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586545) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:31 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa
A WG, but a 5'10" former euro model with dem classy As. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM Author: sticky dilemma LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586585) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:42 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. But her legs are as fucking long as mines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586597) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:10 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor where are your children currently? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589777) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Razzle awkward stead oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger parent couples are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589798) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children with him working and whoring all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589807) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I have a housekeeper. u mad?
And she's not a whore, she's a lovely lean mother of a 4 year old, with a husband who is always at work. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring for your kids while you were out whoring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594992) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be, by the strict definition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595007) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM Author: Impressive iridescent chad principal's office so sweet of you to care about these children! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595086) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:14 PM Author: Coiffed vivacious brunch Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his best. If he starts shitlibbing you can bring that shit up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589822) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:24 AM Author: french overrated library rigor Lol cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600103) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM Author: splenetic liquid oxygen legal warrant nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, appeals, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586586) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:54 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589635) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:39 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE
N00ds probably forthcoming. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM Author: mischievous alcoholic public bath jfc that looks appetizing
edit: wait, is that a ROCK on her finger?! |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595039) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM Author: mischievous alcoholic public bath nice! that's even hotter that she's married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595045) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:17 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange on the reg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595234) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating Pearl Electric Furnace Hissy Fit lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597710) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: french overrated library rigor That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600110) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat nice. no face pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595035) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595048) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:50 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat you've never had a problem before....just sayin.
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:52 PM Author: mischievous alcoholic public bath describe the husband. total beta cuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595072) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:55 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real estate developer. He looks like a fuckin male model. But I've got this power over women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595096) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM Author: mischievous alcoholic public bath so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on him on the reg? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595105) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:58 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Never really thought about it. Probably not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595115) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:01 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor really? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597192) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:27 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly cheated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597342) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:17 PM Author: Emerald Boyish Pit Lettuce I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth living, should I blast myself? |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:59 PM Author: blathering marvelous feces pocket flask pretty sure that's Taylor Swift (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595117) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:00 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt her face >>>>>> TS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595124) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:02 PM Author: blathering marvelous feces pocket flask nice. how old is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595128) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:08 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt 29 or 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595167) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes karate Where dem noods doe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595208) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM Author: Offensive disrespectful set stock car kyooooooot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595219) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:04 PM Author: fuchsia den UNGHHHHHHH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597213) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM Author: supple bawdyhouse did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589808) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Coiffed vivacious brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589810) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Ungodly casino she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and knees she got, 7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595092) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:11 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab out of her ass when bent over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595193) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Ungodly casino hey, do you and report back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595240) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM Author: Cowardly trailer park goyim THUMBS | UP | EMOJI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595028) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:11 PM Author: claret insanely creepy mood degenerate Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche? Was it consciously directed or did it just sort of develop?
I wanna do what you do. I'm dying trapped in an office all day |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol case. Then I read all the caselaw about it. Then BAM ===> expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594786) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Heady Sanctuary Haunted Graveyard This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how all you needed to do to pwn median at HLS after never going to class and getting fucked up every night for months was to "read the case book some the night before, make some notes in the margins, get a good night's rest." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610969) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:25 PM Author: bat shit crazy ocher people who are hurt tank Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've already got general civil litigation skills, boning up on the subject matter can get you to competency pretty quick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27611019) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:11 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594778) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Indecent hospital Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin in your office?
I love the rare times when I get to blow days just waiting around for a verdict at restaurants, bars, and hotels near the court. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:43 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels. Have been for last 1.5 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595392) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:58 PM Author: Indecent hospital You're in the courtroom itself?
That's a bit strange unless you've been called back for a jury issue or a verdict. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy ocher people who are hurt tank You should be working on a settlement. The other side has to be shitting bricks, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595374) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously fucked them up throughout trial and closing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595396) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:06 PM Author: bat shit crazy ocher people who are hurt tank Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberations started? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595542) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:16 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner take all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595625) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:40 PM Author: Provocative Toilet Seat Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594979) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594996) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM Author: Provocative Toilet Seat l.....j....l (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595002) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:44 PM Author: mischievous alcoholic public bath : ( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595010) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat She is?
Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven't given an update in months....I assume because of this trial.
BTW, what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k? |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:51 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sent March bill for $130k.
Also, just to make xo irate, it is a true fact that my clients are BLACK. not flame. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat damn, $400k, for how many months of work?
So you and your partner breh are splitting that, or did you have to bring on more peeps?
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt 6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthing
Edit: actually 9 months. I forgot what month this is. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:04 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an odd setup.
Is he bringing in similarly large bills?
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:10 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he does one day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595182) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:12 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making exact same amount of money....profits are distributed based on production and originations.
I'd seriously consider reworking your deal. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building something here, and there's plenty of $ to go around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595221) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and competence, but good luck.
BTW, didn't you also come up with the idea for and do most of the work for your big payday last year?
What has he done? |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:34 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. I hate that stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595352) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:41 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a year to fulfill that function. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595385) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Indecent hospital "what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?"
I work in tinylaw, and there's hardly any case we have that can go from beginning through trial for $100k.
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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM Author: histrionic locus kitty To be fair,
Yeah, probably. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:26 PM Author: zippy step-uncle's house pisswyrm EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595293) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:33 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595344) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM Author: zippy step-uncle's house pisswyrm Hell yeah brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595398) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:58 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I think they just don't want to go back to their jerbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595485) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:05 PM Author: comical theater Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After the trial is over she isn't gonna be as ungh. You need to make ur move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595535) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:17 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Probably cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595631) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:52 PM Author: claret insanely creepy mood degenerate big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this
seriously no bullshit. helping someone cheat is immoral. theres a billion willing, poundable and unattached pussies clamoring to be skewered. be honest with yourself - this is a dominance thing you should be above |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt during trial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596534) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM Author: Poppy Useless Dog Poop Theater Stage She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE
If she's dying for a one-off fuck at the end of a long trial right before they're about to go their separate ways, that would be tough to turn down. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:29 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Amen brother. But I have my morals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597350) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Poppy Useless Dog Poop Theater Stage Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has delivered you a horny 8.5 MILF basically begging you to bone her right before she disappears from your life forever. Life owes you this one, some might say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597375) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:37 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597398) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:34 PM Author: claret insanely creepy mood degenerate nope. wrong is wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597804) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:01 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.com/Z1wvS2p
Best keep your girl out of sight earl. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Carnelian twisted kitchen candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595974) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:22 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat Ho lee fuk....
When's the verdict breh? |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:15 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt They at lunch right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596522) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Orange really tough guy I didn't know there were women that actually talked like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596535) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like this...probably is I really don't ooze sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596547) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:22 PM Author: Mustard Nofapping Famous Landscape Painting he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not seen his constant nudes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596578) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:32 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat It isn't just that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596632) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:35 PM Author: Cerebral toaster (Every chick trying to justify a one night stand) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596647) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:46 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until they come around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596704) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM Author: comical theater Unghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596538) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Impressive iridescent chad principal's office wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596549) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:41 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty astounding, but I guess that is Obama's America.
I am pretty confident about my gf's loyalty given her violent reaction towards infidelity, but I guess I just have to trust her until I have a reason not to. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM Author: blathering marvelous feces pocket flask that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPAH is the "rarest of the rare." how dare you expect this woman to suffer through the "unbearable" pain of fidelity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597229) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:08 PM Author: opaque thriller parlor i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to betray her unique perfect self by keeping her from doing what feels right.
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:43 PM Author: Gaped prole rehab Texting Luis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596684) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Cowardly trailer park goyim brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and making sure she never leaves the house without me. basically I'm enforcing sharia law now thanks to those texts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596741) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM Author: Poppy Useless Dog Poop Theater Stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597228) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM Author: sapphire idea he suggested She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to her. that's not a threat, I live epah but goddamn he lives on the edge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597377) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:41 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt I really like excitement and fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597430) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:23 PM Author: Godawful State Masturbator brb creating a bumper sticker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598485) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:37 PM Author: buff spot halford This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairing the trial?
Also, will you be rawdogging it?
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:14 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFIC.
Edit: I'm joking. She's very good and a former biglolyer at Davis Polk. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM Author: rusted location kitty cat How did she get involved with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596548) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:19 PM Author: zippy step-uncle's house pisswyrm Why no WOC co-counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596560) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:44 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt They are very rare in these parts; not to be found. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596690) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:35 PM Author: sapphire idea he suggested Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as an April Fool's Day joke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597387) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:00 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597190) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:03 PM Author: green foreskin lodge Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casper's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597209) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM Author: puce stimulating round eye becky *logs on to hotel Wi-Fi*
"see there's this website..." |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:13 PM Author: Carnelian twisted kitchen candlestick maker Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeting new people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597257) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my co-counsel every night during re-trial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597443) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:45 PM Author: Crystalline beady-eyed institution mexican shocking that no one went into negotiations while they deliberated.
you really gonna get paid hourly for another trial? seems like your clients aren't very smart |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597466) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:50 PM Author: green foreskin lodge How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trials breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597483) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:52 PM Author: Crystalline beady-eyed institution mexican if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict then bravo.
edit: ok, I think you mean it will only take $50K to try the case again. that still seems low but I don't do civil lit. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:31 PM Author: green foreskin lodge Thinking it's April fools flame breh At 400 an hr 50k is only 125 hours. Three week trial and only billing that much? Lol |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:32 PM Author: Crystalline beady-eyed institution mexican man don't make me second-guess EPAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597782) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:52 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hours/day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599320) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:46 PM Author: green foreskin lodge Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597460) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:16 PM Author: Poppy Useless Dog Poop Theater Stage So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer until the retrial?
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:18 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Simmer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597680) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:23 PM Author: Poppy Useless Dog Poop Theater Stage That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she spends the next however-many months fantasizing about what will happen during the next trial. Leave things be, and she may well cool down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597712) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM Author: chartreuse parlour non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estate case come about? does that mean there's some building or whatever worth $30mm and two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597464) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:01 PM Author: bat shit crazy ocher people who are hurt tank "two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?"
That's kind of what it sounds like. |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:28 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597758) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:43 PM Author: Out-of-control motley corner Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL take of this will be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597847) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:55 PM Author: bateful scourge upon the earth pervert Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on stressful case will undoubtedly lead to intense movie-style sex. Even members of the jury speculating whether you two are fucking or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598278) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 PM Author: Hyperventilating Pearl Electric Furnace Hissy Fit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598492) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:20 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing counsel is getting irate about it like earl: "but you're both married!!!"
And we're both like: "we're tall and hot and like to fuck. Sorry dooder" |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:36 PM Author: glittery cyan property Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT. Like even for an EPAH thread.
180 work tho |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:21 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros show up in court tmrw. Not sure how I'll explain your presence, but whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599096) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:23 PM Author: Abnormal drunken indirect expression weed whacker "let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the gallery" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599108) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:26 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like before seeing his pics. Fat, slovenly, eyes go indifferent directions.
And yet he hung a jury against me :-/ |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:43 PM Author: glittery cyan property Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is the least of your worries. What about some shitlib blogger outting you and calling you a cisbigot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599759) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:29 PM Author: walnut judgmental newt Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC
I'm comin' fo' yo girl, Earl! |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:27 AM Author: Copper federal fat ankles incel goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts
180
wish i could see her face
hope this isnt one big april fools joke or something, homie |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM Author: walnut judgmental newt She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your imagination. Not as beautiful as my wife imho, but great for a WG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600239) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:53 AM Author: buff spot halford She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, work at DPW, get married and have a kid, and become a what I assume is a shitlawyer partner at 29? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602011) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM Author: Indecent hospital She leaned in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610910) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Heady Sanctuary Haunted Graveyard You answered your own question.
Keep in mind that EPAH went from telling the board for years that his wife was a biglawyer, then switched her over to unemployed former stripper and crackhead when the time was right. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:32 AM Author: Apoplectic yellow hairy legs http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an-equally-matched-romant,38284/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600159) |