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Just finished $30M, 3-week trial. Awaiting jury verdict. (EPAH)

Will update with results on Weds.
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?
Drab contagious sandwich range
  03/31/15
Cesar Chavez Day bro
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
whats your cut if you win?
swashbuckling coffee pot
  03/31/15
I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hour...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
Idiot
razzmatazz cerise feces base
  04/02/15
Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so...
Drab contagious sandwich range
  03/31/15
It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
Get paid.
Abusive stage toilet seat
  03/31/15
...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
why would you take a $30 million case hourly? LOL @ your...
Boyish Hospital Dingle Berry
  03/31/15
dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.
Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine
  03/31/15
Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't reali...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
dat mixed fee retainer?
Outnumbered School Faggotry
  03/31/15
Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got da...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
180
purple mental disorder coldplay fan
  03/31/15
CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon
razzmatazz cerise feces base
  04/02/15
3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been ...
Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine
  04/01/15
Consider your last sentence Yeah they've always PIFed.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.co...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa A WG, but a 5'10" former ...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.
Soul-stirring patrolman
  03/31/15
Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. B...
Dashing heaven
  03/31/15
where are your children currently?
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  03/31/15
oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger p...
Curious site
  03/31/15
no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children...
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  03/31/15
I have a housekeeper. u mad? And she's not a whore, she'...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring fo...
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
so sweet of you to care about these children!
Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine
  04/01/15
Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his...
poppy hairless ratface police squad
  03/31/15
Lol cr.
purple mental disorder coldplay fan
  04/02/15
nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, app...
Outnumbered School Faggotry
  03/31/15
pics?
Tan set
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE N00ds probably forthcoming.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
jfc that looks appetizing edit: wait, is that a ROCK on ...
fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon
  04/01/15
A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
nice! that's even hotter that she's married
fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon
  04/01/15
Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange ...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates
talented up-to-no-good parlour
  04/01/15
That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother
purple mental disorder coldplay fan
  04/02/15
nice. no face pics?
Tan set
  04/01/15
wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
you've never had a problem before....just sayin.
Tan set
  04/01/15
describe the husband. total beta cuck?
fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon
  04/01/15
No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real esta...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on ...
fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon
  04/01/15
Never really thought about it. Probably not
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
really?
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly chea...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth li...
lake office generalized bond
  04/01/15
pretty sure that's Taylor Swift
Charismatic box office wrinkle
  04/01/15
her face >>>>>> TS
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
nice. how old is she?
Charismatic box office wrinkle
  04/01/15
29 or 30
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Where dem noods doe?
Cowardly onyx rigpig multi-billionaire
  04/01/15
kyooooooot
wonderful travel guidebook ape
  04/01/15
UNGHHHHHHH
Bearded Roast Beef Community Account
  04/01/15
did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???
Fighting ivory church building
  03/31/15
180
poppy hairless ratface police squad
  03/31/15
she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and k...
Abusive stage toilet seat
  04/01/15
I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab ou...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
hey, do you and report back.
Abusive stage toilet seat
  04/01/15
THUMBS | UP | EMOJI
useless giraffe
  04/01/15
Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche?...
Umber striped hyena
  03/31/15
I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol ca...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how...
Aphrodisiac sick crotch filthpig
  04/03/15
Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've al...
Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary
  04/03/15
Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin ...
orange dilemma organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
You're in the courtroom itself? That's a bit strange unle...
orange dilemma organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
You should be working on a settlement. The other side has t...
Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary
  04/01/15
They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously f...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberatio...
Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary
  04/01/15
Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner tak...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?
Sinister flickering property
  04/01/15
I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
l.....j....l
Sinister flickering property
  04/01/15
: (
fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon
  04/01/15
She is? Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven'...
Tan set
  04/01/15
Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sen...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
damn, $400k, for how many months of work? So you and your...
Tan set
  04/01/15
6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthin...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an od...
Tan set
  04/01/15
We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making e...
Tan set
  04/01/15
Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building somet...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and compet...
Tan set
  04/01/15
He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. ...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a...
Tan set
  04/01/15
"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to en...
orange dilemma organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
To be fair, Yeah, probably.
180 Station
  04/01/15
EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?
Soggy Casino
  04/01/15
Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Hell yeah brother
Soggy Casino
  04/01/15
UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I thin...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After t...
godawful gunner
  04/01/15
Probably cr
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this seriously...
Umber striped hyena
  04/01/15
Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt dur...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE ...
apoplectic jade place of business market
  04/01/15
Amen brother. But I have my morals.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has deliv...
apoplectic jade place of business market
  04/01/15
You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
nope. wrong is wrong
Umber striped hyena
  04/01/15
This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.co...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
...
burgundy sexy windowlicker garrison
  04/01/15
Ho lee fuk.... When's the verdict breh?
Tan set
  04/01/15
They at lunch right now.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
I didn't know there were women that actually talked like thi...
Lascivious Puppy Internal Respiration
  04/01/15
I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like thi...
Tan set
  04/01/15
he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not...
swashbuckling coffee pot
  04/01/15
It isn't just that.
Tan set
  04/01/15
(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)
Aqua vibrant plaza liquid oxygen
  04/01/15
If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until th...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Unghhh
godawful gunner
  04/01/15
wtf
Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine
  04/01/15
The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty ast...
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPA...
Charismatic box office wrinkle
  04/01/15
i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to ...
Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
Texting Luis?
Razzle Crawly Becky Pisswyrm
  04/01/15
brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and mak...
useless giraffe
  04/01/15
lol
apoplectic jade place of business market
  04/01/15
She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to h...
Drab contagious sandwich range
  04/01/15
I really like excitement and fucking
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
brb creating a bumper sticker
magical fortuitous meteor
  04/01/15
This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairin...
Appetizing native voyeur
  04/01/15
She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFI...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
How did she get involved with you?
Tan set
  04/01/15
Why no WOC co-counsel?
Soggy Casino
  04/01/15
They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as ...
Drab contagious sandwich range
  04/01/15
UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casp...
henna point juggernaut
  04/01/15
*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi* "see there's this website.....
Mauve cheese-eating digit ratio ticket booth
  04/01/15
Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeti...
burgundy sexy windowlicker garrison
  04/01/15
Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my c...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
shocking that no one went into negotiations while they delib...
Titillating senate
  04/01/15
Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart n...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trial...
henna point juggernaut
  04/01/15
if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict ...
Titillating senate
  04/01/15
Thinking it's April fools flame breh At 400 an hr 50k is on...
henna point juggernaut
  04/01/15
man don't make me second-guess EPAH
Titillating senate
  04/01/15
To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hou...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?
henna point juggernaut
  04/01/15
So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer u...
apoplectic jade place of business market
  04/01/15
Simmer
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she ...
apoplectic jade place of business market
  04/01/15
non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estat...
Mustard spectacular volcanic crater library
  04/01/15
"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, ...
Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary
  04/01/15
Yep.
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL t...
buff principal's office scourge upon the earth
  04/01/15
Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on s...
Ebony milk candlestick maker
  04/01/15
cr
talented up-to-no-good parlour
  04/01/15
Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing ...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT....
unhinged parlor ladyboy
  04/01/15
Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the ga...
sienna gay wizard stock car
  04/01/15
Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like befor...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is t...
unhinged parlor ladyboy
  04/01/15
Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgu...
Dashing heaven
  04/01/15
goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts 180 wish i co...
White indecent chapel alpha
  04/02/15
She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your...
Dashing heaven
  04/02/15
She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, wo...
Appetizing native voyeur
  04/02/15
She leaned in.
orange dilemma organic girlfriend
  04/03/15
You answered your own question. Keep in mind that EPAH we...
Aphrodisiac sick crotch filthpig
  04/03/15
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an...
Stirring arrogant crackhouse prole
  04/02/15


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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

Will update with results on Weds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586202)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Drab contagious sandwich range

Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586207)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

Cesar Chavez Day bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586218)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling coffee pot

whats your cut if you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586211)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hours :-((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586223)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz cerise feces base

Idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602022)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Drab contagious sandwich range

Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so good luck and we'll see. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586215)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586225)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Abusive stage toilet seat

Get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586227)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586239)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: Boyish Hospital Dingle Berry

why would you take a $30 million case hourly?

LOL @ your dumb ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586338)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine

dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't realize what a good trial lolyer I am. Coulda had several million :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586420)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered School Faggotry

dat mixed fee retainer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586516)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got dat big time trial experience for next time against these F500 faggots who are charging too much for their stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586526)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: purple mental disorder coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586541)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz cerise feces base

CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602028)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine

3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been getting paid or is there just a huge receivable? if you win will you get paid directly out of the settlement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595046)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Consider your last sentence

Yeah they've always PIFed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595087)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.com/pGk71p5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586545)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa

A WG, but a 5'10" former euro model with dem classy As.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586565)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring patrolman

LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586585)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. But her legs are as fucking long as mines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586597)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

where are your children currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589777)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Curious site

oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger parent couples are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589798)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children with him working and whoring all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589807)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I have a housekeeper. u mad?

And she's not a whore, she's a lovely lean mother of a 4 year old, with a husband who is always at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594791)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring for your kids while you were out whoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594992)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be, by the strict definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595007)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine

so sweet of you to care about these children!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595086)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: poppy hairless ratface police squad

Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his best. If he starts shitlibbing you can bring that shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: purple mental disorder coldplay fan

Lol cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600103)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered School Faggotry

nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, appeals, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586586)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: Tan set

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589635)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

N00ds probably forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon

jfc that looks appetizing

edit: wait, is that a ROCK on her finger?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595021)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595039)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon

nice! that's even hotter that she's married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595045)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange on the reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595234)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: talented up-to-no-good parlour

lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597710)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: purple mental disorder coldplay fan

That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600110)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Tan set

nice. no face pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595035)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595048)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Tan set

you've never had a problem before....just sayin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595059)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon

describe the husband. total beta cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595072)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real estate developer. He looks like a fuckin male model. But I've got this power over women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon

so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on him on the reg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595105)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Never really thought about it. Probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595115)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597192)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly cheated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597342)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: lake office generalized bond

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself,

is life worth living, should I blast myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597271)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Charismatic box office wrinkle

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595117)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

her face >>>>>> TS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595124)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Charismatic box office wrinkle

nice. how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

29 or 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595167)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Cowardly onyx rigpig multi-billionaire

Where dem noods doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595208)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful travel guidebook ape

kyooooooot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595219)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Bearded Roast Beef Community Account

UNGHHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597213)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Fighting ivory church building

did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589808)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: poppy hairless ratface police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589810)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Abusive stage toilet seat

she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and knees she got, 7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595092)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab out of her ass when bent over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595193)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Abusive stage toilet seat

hey, do you and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595240)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: useless giraffe

THUMBS | UP | EMOJI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595028)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Umber striped hyena

Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche? Was it consciously directed or did it just sort of develop?

I wanna do what you do. I'm dying trapped in an office all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589789)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol case. Then I read all the caselaw about it. Then BAM ===> expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594786)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick crotch filthpig

This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how all you needed to do to pwn median at HLS after never going to class and getting fucked up every night for months was to "read the case book some the night before, make some notes in the margins, get a good night's rest."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610969)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary

Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've already got general civil litigation skills, boning up on the subject matter can get you to competency pretty quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27611019)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594778)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: orange dilemma organic girlfriend

Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin in your office?

I love the rare times when I get to blow days just waiting around for a verdict at restaurants, bars, and hotels near the court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595364)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels. Have been for last 1.5 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595392)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: orange dilemma organic girlfriend

You're in the courtroom itself?

That's a bit strange unless you've been called back for a jury issue or a verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595918)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary

You should be working on a settlement. The other side has to be shitting bricks, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595374)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously fucked them up throughout trial and closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595396)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary

Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberations started?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595542)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner take all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595625)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Sinister flickering property

Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594979)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594996)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Sinister flickering property

l.....j....l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595002)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit dragon

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595010)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Tan set

She is?

Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven't given an update in months....I assume because of this trial.

BTW, what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595031)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sent March bill for $130k.

Also, just to make xo irate, it is a true fact that my clients are BLACK. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595069)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Tan set

damn, $400k, for how many months of work?

So you and your partner breh are splitting that, or did you have to bring on more peeps?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595094)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthing

Edit: actually 9 months. I forgot what month this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595104)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Tan set

you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an odd setup.

Is he bringing in similarly large bills?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595138)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he does one day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595182)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Tan set

I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making exact same amount of money....profits are distributed based on production and originations.

I'd seriously consider reworking your deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595204)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building something here, and there's plenty of $ to go around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595221)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Tan set

ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and competence, but good luck.

BTW, didn't you also come up with the idea for and do most of the work for your big payday last year?

What has he done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595239)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. I hate that stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595352)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Tan set

that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a year to fulfill that function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595385)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: orange dilemma organic girlfriend

"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?"

I work in tinylaw, and there's hardly any case we have that can go from beginning through trial for $100k.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595373)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: 180 Station

To be fair,

Yeah, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595053)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Soggy Casino

EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595293)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595344)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Soggy Casino

Hell yeah brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I think they just don't want to go back to their jerbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: godawful gunner

Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After the trial is over she isn't gonna be as ungh. You need to make ur move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Probably cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595631)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Umber striped hyena

big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this

seriously no bullshit. helping someone cheat is immoral. theres a billion willing, poundable and unattached pussies clamoring to be skewered. be honest with yourself - this is a dominance thing you should be above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595866)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt during trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596534)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: apoplectic jade place of business market

She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

If she's dying for a one-off fuck at the end of a long trial right before they're about to go their separate ways, that would be tough to turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597266)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Amen brother. But I have my morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597350)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: apoplectic jade place of business market

Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has delivered you a horny 8.5 MILF basically begging you to bone her right before she disappears from your life forever. Life owes you this one, some might say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597375)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Umber striped hyena

nope. wrong is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597804)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.com/Z1wvS2p

Best keep your girl out of sight earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595953)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: burgundy sexy windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Tan set

Ho lee fuk....

When's the verdict breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596122)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

They at lunch right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596522)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Puppy Internal Respiration

I didn't know there were women that actually talked like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Tan set

I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like this...probably is I really don't ooze sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596547)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling coffee pot

he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not seen his constant nudes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596578)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Tan set

It isn't just that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596632)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Aqua vibrant plaza liquid oxygen

(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596647)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until they come around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596704)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: godawful gunner

Unghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596538)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic shrine

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596549)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty astounding, but I guess that is Obama's America.

I am pretty confident about my gf's loyalty given her violent reaction towards infidelity, but I guess I just have to trust her until I have a reason not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596667)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Charismatic box office wrinkle

that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPAH is the "rarest of the rare." how dare you expect this woman to suffer through the "unbearable" pain of fidelity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597229)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:08 PM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Locus Really Tough Guy

i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to betray her unique perfect self by keeping her from doing what feels right.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597233)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle Crawly Becky Pisswyrm

Texting Luis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596684)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: useless giraffe

brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and making sure she never leaves the house without me. basically I'm enforcing sharia law now thanks to those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596741)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: apoplectic jade place of business market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597228)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Drab contagious sandwich range

She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to her. that's not a threat, I live epah but goddamn he lives on the edge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597377)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

I really like excitement and fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597430)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: magical fortuitous meteor

brb creating a bumper sticker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Appetizing native voyeur

This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairing the trial?

Also, will you be rawdogging it?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596263)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFIC.

Edit: I'm joking. She's very good and a former biglolyer at Davis Polk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596515)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Tan set

How did she get involved with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596548)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Soggy Casino

Why no WOC co-counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596560)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596690)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Drab contagious sandwich range

Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as an April Fool's Day joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597387)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597190)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: henna point juggernaut

Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casper's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Mauve cheese-eating digit ratio ticket booth

*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi*

"see there's this website..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597230)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: burgundy sexy windowlicker garrison

Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeting new people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597257)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my co-counsel every night during re-trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597443)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: Titillating senate

shocking that no one went into negotiations while they deliberated.

you really gonna get paid hourly for another trial? seems like your clients aren't very smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597457)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597466)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: henna point juggernaut

How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trials breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597483)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: Titillating senate

if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict then bravo.

edit: ok, I think you mean it will only take $50K to try the case again. that still seems low but I don't do civil lit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597503)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: henna point juggernaut

Thinking it's April fools flame breh

At 400 an hr 50k is only 125 hours. Three week trial and only billing that much? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597772)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Titillating senate

man don't make me second-guess EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597782)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hours/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599320)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: henna point juggernaut

Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597460)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: apoplectic jade place of business market

So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer until the retrial?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597656)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Simmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597680)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: apoplectic jade place of business market

That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she spends the next however-many months fantasizing about what will happen during the next trial. Leave things be, and she may well cool down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597712)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular volcanic crater library

non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estate case come about? does that mean there's some building or whatever worth $30mm and two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597464)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Pontificating Fear-inspiring Sanctuary

"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?"

That's kind of what it sounds like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597758)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: buff principal's office scourge upon the earth

Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL take of this will be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597847)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: Ebony milk candlestick maker

Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on stressful case will undoubtedly lead to intense movie-style sex. Even members of the jury speculating whether you two are fucking or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598278)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: talented up-to-no-good parlour

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598492)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing counsel is getting irate about it like earl: "but you're both married!!!"

And we're both like: "we're tall and hot and like to fuck. Sorry dooder"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599089)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: unhinged parlor ladyboy

Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT. Like even for an EPAH thread.

180 work tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598565)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros show up in court tmrw. Not sure how I'll explain your presence, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: sienna gay wizard stock car

"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the gallery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599108)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like before seeing his pics. Fat, slovenly, eyes go indifferent directions.

And yet he hung a jury against me :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: unhinged parlor ladyboy

Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is the least of your worries. What about some shitlib blogger outting you and calling you a cisbigot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599759)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Dashing heaven

Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

I'm comin' fo' yo girl, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599138)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: White indecent chapel alpha

goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts

180

wish i could see her face

hope this isnt one big april fools joke or something, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your imagination. Not as beautiful as my wife imho, but great for a WG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600239)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Appetizing native voyeur

She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, work at DPW, get married and have a kid, and become a what I assume is a shitlawyer partner at 29?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602011)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: orange dilemma organic girlfriend

She leaned in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610910)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick crotch filthpig

You answered your own question.

Keep in mind that EPAH went from telling the board for years that his wife was a biglawyer, then switched her over to unemployed former stripper and crackhead when the time was right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610997)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Stirring arrogant crackhouse prole

http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an-equally-matched-romant,38284/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600159)