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Just finished $30M, 3-week trial. Awaiting jury verdict. (EPAH)

Will update with results on Weds.
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?
Bonkers ape
  03/31/15
Cesar Chavez Day bro
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
whats your cut if you win?
Hideous public bath
  03/31/15
I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hour...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
Idiot
outnumbered azn
  04/02/15
Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so...
Bonkers ape
  03/31/15
It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
Get paid.
Smoky French Resort
  03/31/15
...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
why would you take a $30 million case hourly? LOL @ your...
low-t aphrodisiac karate incel
  03/31/15
dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.
nofapping bright office
  03/31/15
Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't reali...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
dat mixed fee retainer?
thriller snowy queen of the night selfie
  03/31/15
Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got da...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
180
Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater
  03/31/15
CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon
outnumbered azn
  04/02/15
3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been ...
nofapping bright office
  04/01/15
Consider your last sentence Yeah they've always PIFed.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.co...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa A WG, but a 5'10" former ...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.
Coral Dingle Berry Gas Station
  03/31/15
Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. B...
Maize lodge
  03/31/15
where are your children currently?
stirring canary goyim stain
  03/31/15
oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger p...
Sick wagecucks
  03/31/15
no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children...
stirring canary goyim stain
  03/31/15
I have a housekeeper. u mad? And she's not a whore, she'...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring fo...
stirring canary goyim stain
  04/01/15
No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
so sweet of you to care about these children!
nofapping bright office
  04/01/15
Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his...
marvelous forum
  03/31/15
Lol cr.
Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater
  04/02/15
nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, app...
thriller snowy queen of the night selfie
  03/31/15
pics?
misunderstood theater stage
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE N00ds probably forthcoming.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
jfc that looks appetizing edit: wait, is that a ROCK on ...
Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
nice! that's even hotter that she's married
Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange ...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates
swashbuckling set marketing idea
  04/01/15
That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother
Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater
  04/02/15
nice. no face pics?
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
you've never had a problem before....just sayin.
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
describe the husband. total beta cuck?
Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real esta...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on ...
Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
Never really thought about it. Probably not
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
really?
stirring canary goyim stain
  04/01/15
I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly chea...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth li...
impressive jew haunted graveyard
  04/01/15
pretty sure that's Taylor Swift
comical mint corner organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
her face >>>>>> TS
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
nice. how old is she?
comical mint corner organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
29 or 30
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Where dem noods doe?
Passionate parlor
  04/01/15
kyooooooot
purple useless business firm
  04/01/15
UNGHHHHHHH
Seedy Splenetic Station
  04/01/15
did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???
Appetizing Dark Location
  03/31/15
180
marvelous forum
  03/31/15
she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and k...
Smoky French Resort
  04/01/15
I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab ou...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
hey, do you and report back.
Smoky French Resort
  04/01/15
THUMBS | UP | EMOJI
lake contagious partner institution
  04/01/15
Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche?...
disgusting fanboi
  03/31/15
I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol ca...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how...
yellow rigor
  04/03/15
Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've al...
Dull soul-stirring potus
  04/03/15
Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin ...
Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal
  04/01/15
Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
You're in the courtroom itself? That's a bit strange unle...
Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal
  04/01/15
You should be working on a settlement. The other side has t...
Dull soul-stirring potus
  04/01/15
They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously f...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberatio...
Dull soul-stirring potus
  04/01/15
Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner tak...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?
Carnelian Bull Headed Dog Poop Stage
  04/01/15
I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
l.....j....l
Carnelian Bull Headed Dog Poop Stage
  04/01/15
: (
Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  04/01/15
She is? Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven'...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sen...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
damn, $400k, for how many months of work? So you and your...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthin...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an od...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making e...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building somet...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and compet...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. ...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to en...
Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal
  04/01/15
To be fair, Yeah, probably.
concupiscible bistre filthpig
  04/01/15
EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?
offensive property
  04/01/15
Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Hell yeah brother
offensive property
  04/01/15
UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I thin...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After t...
Bateful electric furnace place of business
  04/01/15
Probably cr
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this seriously...
disgusting fanboi
  04/01/15
Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt dur...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE ...
green naked puppy
  04/01/15
Amen brother. But I have my morals.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has deliv...
green naked puppy
  04/01/15
You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
nope. wrong is wrong
disgusting fanboi
  04/01/15
This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.co...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
...
Narrow-minded amber shrine
  04/01/15
Ho lee fuk.... When's the verdict breh?
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
They at lunch right now.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
I didn't know there were women that actually talked like thi...
heady meetinghouse feces
  04/01/15
I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like thi...
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not...
Hideous public bath
  04/01/15
It isn't just that.
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)
talented pozpig
  04/01/15
If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until th...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Unghhh
Bateful electric furnace place of business
  04/01/15
wtf
nofapping bright office
  04/01/15
The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty ast...
stirring canary goyim stain
  04/01/15
that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPA...
comical mint corner organic girlfriend
  04/01/15
i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to ...
stirring canary goyim stain
  04/01/15
Texting Luis?
shivering hot mexican
  04/01/15
brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and mak...
lake contagious partner institution
  04/01/15
lol
green naked puppy
  04/01/15
She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to h...
Bonkers ape
  04/01/15
I really like excitement and fucking
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
brb creating a bumper sticker
Bearded nibblets
  04/01/15
This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairin...
Claret Titillating Hunting Ground Temple
  04/01/15
She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFI...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
How did she get involved with you?
misunderstood theater stage
  04/01/15
Why no WOC co-counsel?
offensive property
  04/01/15
They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as ...
Bonkers ape
  04/01/15
UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casp...
duck-like philosopher-king plaza
  04/01/15
*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi* "see there's this website.....
crimson violent jewess
  04/01/15
Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeti...
Narrow-minded amber shrine
  04/01/15
Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my c...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
shocking that no one went into negotiations while they delib...
vivacious dun center
  04/01/15
Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart n...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trial...
duck-like philosopher-king plaza
  04/01/15
if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict ...
vivacious dun center
  04/01/15
Thinking it's April fools flame breh At 400 an hr 50k is on...
duck-like philosopher-king plaza
  04/01/15
man don't make me second-guess EPAH
vivacious dun center
  04/01/15
To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hou...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?
duck-like philosopher-king plaza
  04/01/15
So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer u...
green naked puppy
  04/01/15
Simmer
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she ...
green naked puppy
  04/01/15
non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estat...
Spruce pisswyrm
  04/01/15
"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, ...
Dull soul-stirring potus
  04/01/15
Yep.
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL t...
Milky abnormal pistol locale
  04/01/15
Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on s...
umber address
  04/01/15
cr
swashbuckling set marketing idea
  04/01/15
Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing ...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT....
Laughsome harsh stead hominid
  04/01/15
Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the ga...
Jet-lagged chapel crotch
  04/01/15
Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like befor...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is t...
Laughsome harsh stead hominid
  04/01/15
Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgu...
Maize lodge
  04/01/15
goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts 180 wish i co...
Curious Famous Landscape Painting Wrinkle
  04/02/15
She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your...
Maize lodge
  04/02/15
She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, wo...
Claret Titillating Hunting Ground Temple
  04/02/15
She leaned in.
Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal
  04/03/15
You answered your own question. Keep in mind that EPAH we...
yellow rigor
  04/03/15
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an...
histrionic ruddy faggotry
  04/02/15


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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Maize lodge

Will update with results on Weds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586202)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Bonkers ape

Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586207)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Maize lodge

Cesar Chavez Day bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586218)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Hideous public bath

whats your cut if you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586211)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Maize lodge

I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hours :-((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586223)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: outnumbered azn

Idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602022)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Bonkers ape

Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so good luck and we'll see. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586215)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Maize lodge

It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586225)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Smoky French Resort

Get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586227)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Maize lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586239)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac karate incel

why would you take a $30 million case hourly?

LOL @ your dumb ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586338)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: nofapping bright office

dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Maize lodge

Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't realize what a good trial lolyer I am. Coulda had several million :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586420)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: thriller snowy queen of the night selfie

dat mixed fee retainer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586516)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Maize lodge

Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got dat big time trial experience for next time against these F500 faggots who are charging too much for their stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586526)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586541)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: outnumbered azn

CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602028)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: nofapping bright office

3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been getting paid or is there just a huge receivable? if you win will you get paid directly out of the settlement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595046)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Consider your last sentence

Yeah they've always PIFed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595087)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Maize lodge

MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.com/pGk71p5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586545)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Maize lodge

http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa

A WG, but a 5'10" former euro model with dem classy As.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586565)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Coral Dingle Berry Gas Station

LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586585)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Maize lodge

Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. But her legs are as fucking long as mines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586597)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

where are your children currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589777)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Sick wagecucks

oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger parent couples are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589798)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children with him working and whoring all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589807)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I have a housekeeper. u mad?

And she's not a whore, she's a lovely lean mother of a 4 year old, with a husband who is always at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594791)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring for your kids while you were out whoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594992)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Maize lodge

No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be, by the strict definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595007)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: nofapping bright office

so sweet of you to care about these children!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595086)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous forum

Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his best. If he starts shitlibbing you can bring that shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater

Lol cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600103)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: thriller snowy queen of the night selfie

nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, appeals, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586586)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589635)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Maize lodge

http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

N00ds probably forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

jfc that looks appetizing

edit: wait, is that a ROCK on her finger?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595021)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Maize lodge

A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595039)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

nice! that's even hotter that she's married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595045)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange on the reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595234)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling set marketing idea

lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597710)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: Free-loading rambunctious mad cow disease theater

That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600110)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

nice. no face pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595035)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Maize lodge

wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595048)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

you've never had a problem before....just sayin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595059)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

describe the husband. total beta cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595072)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Maize lodge

No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real estate developer. He looks like a fuckin male model. But I've got this power over women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on him on the reg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595105)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Never really thought about it. Probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595115)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597192)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly cheated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597342)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: impressive jew haunted graveyard

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself,

is life worth living, should I blast myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597271)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: comical mint corner organic girlfriend

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595117)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Maize lodge

her face >>>>>> TS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595124)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: comical mint corner organic girlfriend

nice. how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Maize lodge

29 or 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595167)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Passionate parlor

Where dem noods doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595208)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: purple useless business firm

kyooooooot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595219)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Seedy Splenetic Station

UNGHHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597213)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Dark Location

did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589808)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589810)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Smoky French Resort

she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and knees she got, 7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595092)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab out of her ass when bent over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595193)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Smoky French Resort

hey, do you and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595240)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: lake contagious partner institution

THUMBS | UP | EMOJI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595028)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: disgusting fanboi

Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche? Was it consciously directed or did it just sort of develop?

I wanna do what you do. I'm dying trapped in an office all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589789)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol case. Then I read all the caselaw about it. Then BAM ===> expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594786)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: yellow rigor

This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how all you needed to do to pwn median at HLS after never going to class and getting fucked up every night for months was to "read the case book some the night before, make some notes in the margins, get a good night's rest."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610969)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring potus

Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've already got general civil litigation skills, boning up on the subject matter can get you to competency pretty quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27611019)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594778)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal

Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin in your office?

I love the rare times when I get to blow days just waiting around for a verdict at restaurants, bars, and hotels near the court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595364)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels. Have been for last 1.5 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595392)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal

You're in the courtroom itself?

That's a bit strange unless you've been called back for a jury issue or a verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595918)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring potus

You should be working on a settlement. The other side has to be shitting bricks, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595374)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Maize lodge

They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously fucked them up throughout trial and closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595396)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring potus

Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberations started?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595542)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner take all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595625)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Carnelian Bull Headed Dog Poop Stage

Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594979)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594996)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Bull Headed Dog Poop Stage

l.....j....l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595002)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595010)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

She is?

Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven't given an update in months....I assume because of this trial.

BTW, what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595031)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sent March bill for $130k.

Also, just to make xo irate, it is a true fact that my clients are BLACK. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595069)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

damn, $400k, for how many months of work?

So you and your partner breh are splitting that, or did you have to bring on more peeps?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595094)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Maize lodge

6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthing

Edit: actually 9 months. I forgot what month this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595104)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an odd setup.

Is he bringing in similarly large bills?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595138)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Maize lodge

We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he does one day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595182)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making exact same amount of money....profits are distributed based on production and originations.

I'd seriously consider reworking your deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595204)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building something here, and there's plenty of $ to go around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595221)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and competence, but good luck.

BTW, didn't you also come up with the idea for and do most of the work for your big payday last year?

What has he done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595239)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Maize lodge

He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. I hate that stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595352)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a year to fulfill that function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595385)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal

"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?"

I work in tinylaw, and there's hardly any case we have that can go from beginning through trial for $100k.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595373)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible bistre filthpig

To be fair,

Yeah, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595053)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: offensive property

EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595293)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595344)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: offensive property

Hell yeah brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Maize lodge

UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I think they just don't want to go back to their jerbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Bateful electric furnace place of business

Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After the trial is over she isn't gonna be as ungh. You need to make ur move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Probably cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595631)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: disgusting fanboi

big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this

seriously no bullshit. helping someone cheat is immoral. theres a billion willing, poundable and unattached pussies clamoring to be skewered. be honest with yourself - this is a dominance thing you should be above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595866)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt during trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596534)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: green naked puppy

She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

If she's dying for a one-off fuck at the end of a long trial right before they're about to go their separate ways, that would be tough to turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597266)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Amen brother. But I have my morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597350)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: green naked puppy

Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has delivered you a horny 8.5 MILF basically begging you to bone her right before she disappears from your life forever. Life owes you this one, some might say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597375)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Maize lodge

You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: disgusting fanboi

nope. wrong is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597804)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Maize lodge

This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.com/Z1wvS2p

Best keep your girl out of sight earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595953)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amber shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

Ho lee fuk....

When's the verdict breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596122)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Maize lodge

They at lunch right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596522)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: heady meetinghouse feces

I didn't know there were women that actually talked like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like this...probably is I really don't ooze sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596547)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Hideous public bath

he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not seen his constant nudes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596578)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

It isn't just that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596632)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: talented pozpig

(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596647)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Maize lodge

If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until they come around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596704)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Bateful electric furnace place of business

Unghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596538)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: nofapping bright office

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596549)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty astounding, but I guess that is Obama's America.

I am pretty confident about my gf's loyalty given her violent reaction towards infidelity, but I guess I just have to trust her until I have a reason not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596667)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: comical mint corner organic girlfriend

that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPAH is the "rarest of the rare." how dare you expect this woman to suffer through the "unbearable" pain of fidelity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597229)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:08 PM
Author: stirring canary goyim stain

i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to betray her unique perfect self by keeping her from doing what feels right.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597233)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: shivering hot mexican

Texting Luis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596684)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: lake contagious partner institution

brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and making sure she never leaves the house without me. basically I'm enforcing sharia law now thanks to those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596741)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: green naked puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597228)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Bonkers ape

She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to her. that's not a threat, I live epah but goddamn he lives on the edge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597377)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Maize lodge

I really like excitement and fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597430)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

brb creating a bumper sticker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Claret Titillating Hunting Ground Temple

This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairing the trial?

Also, will you be rawdogging it?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596263)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Maize lodge

She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFIC.

Edit: I'm joking. She's very good and a former biglolyer at Davis Polk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596515)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: misunderstood theater stage

How did she get involved with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596548)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: offensive property

Why no WOC co-counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596560)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Maize lodge

They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596690)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Bonkers ape

Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as an April Fool's Day joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597387)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Maize lodge

UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597190)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: duck-like philosopher-king plaza

Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casper's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: crimson violent jewess

*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi*

"see there's this website..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597230)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amber shrine

Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeting new people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597257)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my co-counsel every night during re-trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597443)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: vivacious dun center

shocking that no one went into negotiations while they deliberated.

you really gonna get paid hourly for another trial? seems like your clients aren't very smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597457)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597466)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: duck-like philosopher-king plaza

How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trials breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597483)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: vivacious dun center

if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict then bravo.

edit: ok, I think you mean it will only take $50K to try the case again. that still seems low but I don't do civil lit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597503)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: duck-like philosopher-king plaza

Thinking it's April fools flame breh

At 400 an hr 50k is only 125 hours. Three week trial and only billing that much? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597772)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: vivacious dun center

man don't make me second-guess EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597782)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Maize lodge

To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hours/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599320)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: duck-like philosopher-king plaza

Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597460)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: green naked puppy

So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer until the retrial?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597656)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Simmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597680)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: green naked puppy

That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she spends the next however-many months fantasizing about what will happen during the next trial. Leave things be, and she may well cool down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597712)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Spruce pisswyrm

non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estate case come about? does that mean there's some building or whatever worth $30mm and two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597464)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring potus

"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?"

That's kind of what it sounds like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597758)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Milky abnormal pistol locale

Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL take of this will be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597847)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: umber address

Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on stressful case will undoubtedly lead to intense movie-style sex. Even members of the jury speculating whether you two are fucking or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598278)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling set marketing idea

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598492)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing counsel is getting irate about it like earl: "but you're both married!!!"

And we're both like: "we're tall and hot and like to fuck. Sorry dooder"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599089)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh stead hominid

Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT. Like even for an EPAH thread.

180 work tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598565)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros show up in court tmrw. Not sure how I'll explain your presence, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged chapel crotch

"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the gallery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599108)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like before seeing his pics. Fat, slovenly, eyes go indifferent directions.

And yet he hung a jury against me :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Laughsome harsh stead hominid

Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is the least of your worries. What about some shitlib blogger outting you and calling you a cisbigot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599759)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Maize lodge

Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

I'm comin' fo' yo girl, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599138)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Curious Famous Landscape Painting Wrinkle

goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts

180

wish i could see her face

hope this isnt one big april fools joke or something, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Maize lodge

She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your imagination. Not as beautiful as my wife imho, but great for a WG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600239)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Claret Titillating Hunting Ground Temple

She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, work at DPW, get married and have a kid, and become a what I assume is a shitlawyer partner at 29?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602011)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Mustard slippery state sneaky criminal

She leaned in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610910)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: yellow rigor

You answered your own question.

Keep in mind that EPAH went from telling the board for years that his wife was a biglawyer, then switched her over to unemployed former stripper and crackhead when the time was right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610997)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: histrionic ruddy faggotry

http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an-equally-matched-romant,38284/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600159)