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Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
710K
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
yea
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
startled arrogant market dragon
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
cracking aqua milk principal's office
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
startled arrogant market dragon
  12/18/25
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Razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/18/25
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Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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Naked Space
  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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splenetic burgundy state ratface
  12/21/25
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Adventurous School Old Irish Cottage
  12/21/25
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Azure high-end toaster circlehead
  12/21/25
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Mauve histrionic turdskin
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
salmon demanding depressive hairy legs
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
salmon demanding depressive hairy legs
  12/18/25
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Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
diverse low-t stage
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Tan bateful dysfunction
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
diverse low-t stage
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
greedy psychic hell
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
diverse low-t stage
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
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  12/18/25
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orchid gaped giraffe
  12/18/25
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Nudist Casino
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
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Appetizing sapphire patrolman locus
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Big forum masturbator
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Big forum masturbator
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Provocative field
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
frum insanely creepy ladyboy
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Aphrodisiac lavender plaza knife
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Irradiated Main People Abode
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Nudist Casino
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
nofapping talented corn cake immigrant
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Heady national security agency
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
alcoholic passionate tanning salon
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Thriller area partner
  12/18/25
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obsidian wild kitchen
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Big forum masturbator
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Big forum masturbator
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
deep ultramarine philosopher-king trailer park
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Lascivious bbw jap
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
deep ultramarine philosopher-king trailer park
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
laughsome stain
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Curious antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
laughsome stain
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Big forum masturbator
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
laughsome stain
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Big forum masturbator
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
splenetic burgundy state ratface
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
irate telephone lodge
  12/22/25
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irate telephone lodge
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
irate telephone lodge
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
laughsome stain
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
alcoholic passionate tanning salon
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
obsidian wild kitchen
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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irate telephone lodge
  12/22/25
not enough.
Nudist Casino
  12/18/25
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Odious Mint Spot
  12/20/25
little under $6M
brilliant boistinker center
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
startled arrogant market dragon
  12/18/25
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deranged theater
  12/18/25
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Irradiated Main People Abode
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
brilliant boistinker center
  12/19/25
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Turquoise wonderful community account
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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Razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/18/25
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Nudist Casino
  12/18/25
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twinkling thirsty base wagecucks
  12/20/25
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Azure high-end toaster circlehead
  12/21/25
-$184K
dun magical sound barrier
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
concupiscible khaki parlor
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Snowy Excitant Juggernaut Mental Disorder
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Massive halford dingle berry
  12/19/25
low-200s
racy olive legend
  12/18/25
0
Swashbuckling Stead
  12/18/25
like 2 million
beady-eyed sadistic crotch menage
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Avocado institution
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
jet-lagged blue candlestick maker
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
House-broken corner
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
jet-lagged blue candlestick maker
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Mauve histrionic turdskin
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
House-broken corner
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
nofapping talented corn cake immigrant
  12/19/25
thank you
House-broken corner
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
razzmatazz theatre useless brakes
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Chartreuse Flatulent Station Generalized Bond
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
chrome toilet seat
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Contagious locale striped hyena
  12/19/25
what happened
Massive halford dingle berry
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Contagious locale striped hyena
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Naked Space
  12/19/25
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Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Dashing internal respiration goyim
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Appetizing sapphire patrolman locus
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Lemon exhilarant hissy fit
  12/20/25
~$900k
Aphrodisiac lavender plaza knife
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt
  12/19/25
Wow.
Odious Mint Spot
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Nudist Casino
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Nudist Casino
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt
  12/19/25
lol
Pearl Pungent Cuck
  12/19/25
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Nudist Casino
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
nofapping talented corn cake immigrant
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Cerebral deer antler business firm
  12/19/25
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nofapping talented corn cake immigrant
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Indigo swollen university
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
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  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Indigo swollen university
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Cerebral deer antler business firm
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Mauve histrionic turdskin
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
twinkling thirsty base wagecucks
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Glittery frozen goal in life set
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
jet-lagged blue candlestick maker
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
irate telephone lodge
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
brilliant boistinker center
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Glittery frozen goal in life set
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Odious Mint Spot
  12/20/25
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Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/20/25
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orchid gaped giraffe
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Bisexual mother puppy
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Avocado institution
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Domesticated opaque party of the first part
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Domesticated opaque party of the first part
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Domesticated opaque party of the first part
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
plum violent home twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Razzle Maroon Sanctuary
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
plum violent home twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
plum violent home twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/25
...
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Indigo swollen university
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Provocative field
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Orange Fighting Temple
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Big forum masturbator
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Smoky mind-boggling place of business
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
magenta aromatic public bath
  12/21/25
...
Adventurous School Old Irish Cottage
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
electric rambunctious kitty ticket booth
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
cocky multi-colored newt indian lodge
  12/21/25
180 last note
laughsome stain
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Razzle Maroon Sanctuary
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Big forum masturbator
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Cowardly insecure pit
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Tan bateful dysfunction
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Razzle Maroon Sanctuary
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Bespoke rusted jewess
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Submissive rose stage
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Azure high-end toaster circlehead
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Indigo swollen university
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Bespoke rusted jewess
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Odious Mint Spot
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/23/25
cap gains
Lascivious bbw jap
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
orchid gaped giraffe
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Odious Mint Spot
  12/25/25
~$500k
Orange Fighting Temple
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: startled arrogant market dragon

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: cracking aqua milk principal's office

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: startled arrogant market dragon

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Massive halford dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522234)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Naked Space



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Bisexual mother puppy



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: splenetic burgundy state ratface



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Adventurous School Old Irish Cottage



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Azure high-end toaster circlehead



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic turdskin



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: salmon demanding depressive hairy legs

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: salmon demanding depressive hairy legs

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: diverse low-t stage

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Tan bateful dysfunction

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: diverse low-t stage

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: greedy psychic hell

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: diverse low-t stage

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate tanning salon

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Nudist Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: drab lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Appetizing sapphire patrolman locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Provocative field

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: frum insanely creepy ladyboy

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lavender plaza knife

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Main People Abode

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Nudist Casino

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: nofapping talented corn cake immigrant

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Heady national security agency

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate tanning salon

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Thriller area partner

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: obsidian wild kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: deep ultramarine philosopher-king trailer park

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: deep ultramarine philosopher-king trailer park

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Lascivious bbw jap

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: deep ultramarine philosopher-king trailer park

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: laughsome stain

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: laughsome stain

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: laughsome stain

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: splenetic burgundy state ratface

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: irate telephone lodge

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: irate telephone lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: irate telephone lodge

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome stain

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate tanning salon

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: obsidian wild kitchen

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate tanning salon

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Naked Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: irate telephone lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Odious Mint Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: brilliant boistinker center

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty nursing home preventive strike

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: startled arrogant market dragon

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: deranged theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Main People Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: brilliant boistinker center

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Turquoise wonderful community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Brass Floppy Bawdyhouse Rigpig

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Nudist Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: twinkling thirsty base wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Azure high-end toaster circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dun magical sound barrier

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: concupiscible khaki parlor

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Juggernaut Mental Disorder

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Massive halford dingle berry

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: racy olive legend

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Stead

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed sadistic crotch menage

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Avocado institution

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged blue candlestick maker

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: House-broken corner

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: jet-lagged blue candlestick maker

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mauve histrionic turdskin

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: House-broken corner

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: nofapping talented corn cake immigrant

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: House-broken corner

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz theatre useless brakes

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse Flatulent Station Generalized Bond

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: chrome toilet seat

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Contagious locale striped hyena

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Massive halford dingle berry

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious locale striped hyena

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Naked Space

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing internal respiration goyim

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Appetizing sapphire patrolman locus

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant hissy fit

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lavender plaza knife

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Odious Mint Spot

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: iridescent disgusting property people who are hurt

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Pearl Pungent Cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Nudist Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: nofapping talented corn cake immigrant

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Cerebral deer antler business firm

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: nofapping talented corn cake immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious bbw jap

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Indigo swollen university

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: cyan galvanic prole address

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Indigo swollen university

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Cerebral deer antler business firm

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic turdskin

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: twinkling thirsty base wagecucks

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Glittery frozen goal in life set

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: jet-lagged blue candlestick maker

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: irate telephone lodge

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Seedy Painfully Honest Filthpig Resort

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: brilliant boistinker center

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Glittery frozen goal in life set

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Odious Mint Spot

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Bisexual mother puppy

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Avocado institution

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Domesticated opaque party of the first part

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Domesticated opaque party of the first part

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Domesticated opaque party of the first part

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: plum violent home twinkling uncleanness

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Sanctuary

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: plum violent home twinkling uncleanness

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Big forum masturbator

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: plum violent home twinkling uncleanness

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Indigo swollen university

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Provocative field

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Orange Fighting Temple

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Big forum masturbator

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling place of business

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: magenta aromatic public bath

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Adventurous School Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: electric rambunctious kitty ticket booth

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored newt indian lodge

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: laughsome stain

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Sanctuary

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Big forum masturbator

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cowardly insecure pit

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Tan bateful dysfunction

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Sanctuary

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Bespoke rusted jewess

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Submissive rose stage

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Azure high-end toaster circlehead

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Indigo swollen university

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Bespoke rusted jewess

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Odious Mint Spot

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Lascivious bbw jap

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: orchid gaped giraffe

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Odious Mint Spot

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Orange Fighting Temple

~$500k

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