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told female friend tonight how much i wanted to eat her out...

and got very politely ( but definitively) rejected. She ...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
Ewwwwww!
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
Dude, you are a disgusting piece of shit
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
what the fuck are you babling about???
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
I can see asking a female friend out or something, even sugg...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
she LOVES to get eaten out , the thing came out in the middl...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
I read it. You were totally creepy. No girl is EVER going to...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
well i am a virgin, so almost certainly whatver i do isn't ...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
I hope you are a flame... how old are you?
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
nope not flame. 23 I seriously lacked a sex drive the first...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
I probably wouldn't talk to this girl or anyone in her socia...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
but your not me. and thankfully she and i don't run in the ...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
You initiate physical contact with a person by making physic...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
but we have hugged and kissed in the past. i have known th...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
No, you're her safe, contained little buddy. If the most she...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
"No, you're her safe, contained little buddy."&quo...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
Dude, if you have any shame at all you will never speak to t...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
shame is what has kept me a virgin.
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
Restraint is what has kept you out of prison
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
agreed
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
"outraged that i was interested in engagin in the activ...
aqua geriatric toilet seat
  08/22/07
*stomps out on a hiffy fit*
Orchid Beta Meetinghouse
  08/22/07
Nothing wrong with cunnilingus, but I wouldn't call it the m...
aqua geriatric toilet seat
  08/22/07
The fact that you were offering to service her without being...
Insecure theatre
  08/22/07
rape her?
laughsome ultramarine circlehead
  08/22/07
Sounds like he's inches away from doing just that.
aqua geriatric toilet seat
  08/22/07
how did you bring it up?
hyperactive keepsake machete
  08/22/07
though i certainly intended to flirt with her, i had not ser...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
lol @ your life
Mustard Hairy Legs
  08/22/07
lulz. i know i won't ever get depressed with my life after h...
Provocative henna hall fanboi
  08/22/07
lol @ his life is TCR. What a pathetic creep. No wonder he i...
Drab Bat Shit Crazy Trailer Park Legal Warrant
  08/22/07
this is the credited response of all credited responess J...
canary office multi-billionaire
  12/28/07
i'll give you some advice. you wrote this: "you don'...
metal floppy range windowlicker
  08/22/07
lol
saffron lascivious sound barrier house
  08/22/07
This sounds exceptionally creepy. She probably acted lik...
hateful claret casino
  08/22/07
titcp the psychologist set calls it "suppressing&quo...
canary office multi-billionaire
  12/28/07
180
glittery ungodly church
  08/22/07
disappointing. i was expecting to see the fresh prince lyric...
Olive address juggernaut
  12/28/07
LOL, a true 180. One of the best posts I've ever read.
Appetizing Degenerate
  12/28/07
" i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phon...
thriller hell
  07/27/08
This is the best post in XOXO history.
Abnormal market black woman
  07/27/08
the genius of it is he drew it out so much as to seem earnes...
doobsian spectacular parlor
  07/27/08
I thought the best part was there was a moral to the story. ...
Abnormal market black woman
  07/27/08
i can appreciate a well-crafted big picture, but as an amate...
doobsian spectacular parlor
  07/27/08
haha you still are speaking to her? what a fag
pearl associate stead
  08/22/07
why am i a fag? do girls only exist in your world as potenti...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
she basically told you that you are too repugnant to screw. ...
pearl associate stead
  08/22/07
i know you posted this to share what you consider a nice exp...
racy faggotry coldplay fan
  08/22/07
titcr
obsidian lay coffee pot
  08/22/07
eh, probably just more flame bullshit.
Pale irradiated international law enforcement agency
  08/22/07
Can you imagine what the girl was thinking as he said this? ...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
don't even worry! i won't even take off my clothes, ill put ...
Mustard Hairy Legs
  08/22/07
All the while he's snouting closer and closer towards her as...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
I am fucking dying right now.
peach station puppy
  12/28/07
we are both latins. the name and sig are a reference to the...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
no wonder. Latinas are notorious for seeking out complete lo...
obsidian lay coffee pot
  08/22/07
titmcr You just described my sister there.
Vivacious Flesh Gas Station Ladyboy
  07/27/08
correct.
Mustard Hairy Legs
  08/22/07
It's too pathetic to be fake
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
TITCR at least i am glad no one is calling me out as flame. ...
haunting twisted prole
  08/22/07
you didn't handle it very smoothly. to say THE LEAST.
laughsome ultramarine circlehead
  08/22/07
Much like yourself, old-man-cockeater.
transparent big incel
  12/28/07
"we are hanging out again on saturday. why can't mo...
racy faggotry coldplay fan
  08/22/07
points 1-4 are a mathematical certainty.
histrionic chad
  08/22/07
Seriously, after the "call the cops" line, the fir...
thirsty talented home double fault
  08/22/07
OP needs to stop getting his pickup lines from Dateline's &q...
hyperactive keepsake machete
  08/22/07
Even that was online. Written. Partially anonymous. Not blur...
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
"see she was talking to me about this loserfuck" ...
odious slimy resort
  08/22/07
This is flame. If there was such a sudden switch in behavior...
poppy fear-inspiring ticket booth preventive strike
  08/22/07
I actually did something vaguely familiar back in the day. ...
rose university internal respiration
  08/22/07
141. u r a tool
Mind-boggling jap twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/07
lolol
Charismatic tan site toaster
  08/22/07
I sincerely hope you are flame. I have read worse on teh int...
Vibrant sepia stock car sanctuary
  08/22/07
The Duty to Warn University of California (Ber...
canary office multi-billionaire
  08/22/07
180
canary office multi-billionaire
  12/28/07
This cannot be real.
big-titted rehab
  08/22/07
Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:55 AM Author: Pissed off Desi Sho...
Elite school roast beef
  08/22/07
Indians basically shouldn't be allowed in society. This remi...
canary office multi-billionaire
  08/22/07
you're not the cut and pasting kind of guy
histrionic chad
  08/22/07
Scary. If a guy friend ever said this to me, I'd never talk...
Stirring step-uncle's house trump supporter
  08/22/07
It's not really that big a deal, guys from my high school di...
big-titted rehab
  08/22/07
In London
Copper stage
  08/22/07
whoever you are, keep posting, this is one of the better fla...
Stimulating gold depressive box office
  08/22/07
I'd like to make a similar offer to my hot, straight friend ...
plum philosopher-king turdskin
  08/22/07
Beastly.
Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker
  08/22/07
august '07 poor evan39...
bipolar black gay wizard locus
  10/11/08
sadly this was the thread of the day.
Twinkling Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night Space
  08/22/07
bump for teh lulz
Hairraiser Mad Cow Disease
  12/28/07
oh shit. this was an old thread? def. deserves 2007 HOF stat...
canary office multi-billionaire
  12/28/07
agreed. whether flame or not, it brought serious lulz. i...
Hairraiser Mad Cow Disease
  12/28/07
i had something similar said to me by a female friend of min...
lime stage
  12/28/07
WTF?
Mint Trust Fund
  12/28/07
Some Indian/Latin guy wanted to eat out his friend, but got ...
transparent big incel
  12/28/07
You're damn lucky that she's tolerant of your social errors....
Carmine temple
  07/27/08
"i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone...
Drunken submissive theater stage
  10/10/08
how would YOU have responded to a request like this?
bateful garrison son of senegal
  10/10/08
Feel nauseous, avoid the guy in the future
Exhilarant menage giraffe
  10/10/08
TITCR
exciting ruby famous landscape painting
  10/10/08
good bump you're like a stealth A+ poster
Apoplectic red ape
  10/10/08
Possibly the most disturbing thing ever posted on xo. Also, ...
Self-centered Reading Party
  10/10/08
OMG. How did I miss this. This is truly artful flame. I a...
Unholy electric piazza
  10/10/08
I would puke and then call the cops.
ruddy boiling water
  10/10/08
I think I would just laugh nervously and inch my way away fr...
exciting ruby famous landscape painting
  10/10/08
how much less-bad than penetrative rape would forced oral be...
demanding chartreuse masturbator
  10/10/08
I don't think it would be as bad, but it would still be bad.
exciting ruby famous landscape painting
  10/10/08
What if the guy gives you a cellphone and you can call the p...
ruddy boiling water
  10/11/08
Can I hit him in the face with it instead?
exciting ruby famous landscape painting
  10/11/08
this is great - good bump.
razzle-dazzle outnumbered nursing home generalized bond
  10/10/08
Wow, in the history of flame, this is truly a magnum opus. I...
Costumed Whorehouse Codepig
  10/11/08
To the OP: I'm sorry you had to go through that. Your frien...
onyx center
  10/11/08


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Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

and got very politely ( but definitively) rejected.

She was actually real cool about it and ten minutes later we where talking normally like the good friends we are .

on the whole the experience was pretty pleasant. I wish all women where this good at rejecting guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544444)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Ewwwwww!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544450)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Dude, you are a disgusting piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544722)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

what the fuck are you babling about???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544732)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:00 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

I can see asking a female friend out or something, even suggesting a quick hump in the cupboard - but to balls-out ask to munch her box, is weird, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544742)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

she LOVES to get eaten out , the thing came out in the middle of a conversation in which she was complaining about an asshole she is dating who hates to eat her out. we were already out alone, having dinner.

a quick hump in the cupboards would have been more extreme. see my post below in the thread where i describe what happened in detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544760)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

I read it. You were totally creepy. No girl is EVER going to say yes to that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544776)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:19 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

well i am a virgin, so almost certainly whatver i do isn't working.

but this is the only way to learn. any ways my main point in this thread was to state how impressed i am at how well she handled the situation. my unfortunate experience is that most girls would have stomped out on a hiffy fit, outraged that i was interested in engagin in the activity that is most natural among living creatures.

Oh and for the record i have never hit on a girl before in ANYTHING REMOTELY NEAR this level of explicitness. I only did it with her because i know she has slutty/horny personality, loves oral sex, and was confidin in me on who she isn't getting any oral sex. If all these factors had not come together i would not have done what i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544820)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

I hope you are a flame... how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544825)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:23 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

nope not flame. 23 I seriously lacked a sex drive the first three years of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544827)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

I probably wouldn't talk to this girl or anyone in her social circle ever again, if I were you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544830)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:26 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

but your not me. and thankfully she and i don't run in the same social circle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544833)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

You initiate physical contact with a person by making physical contact... if they don't reciprocate, it means they don't want to go further.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544839)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:33 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

but we have hugged and kissed in the past. i have known this girl for a year and a half. we have bumped and grinded on the dance floor on numerous occasions. once , while drunk , she even gave me a lap dance.

of course I believe all of the above are simply due to cockteasing, a behavior that does fit her show off attention getting personailty.

my point is, i * have* initiated physical contact in the past with her and it * has* been reciprocated.

Tonight, of course I crossed the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544847)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:38 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

No, you're her safe, contained little buddy. If the most she's done is a lap-dance... look at the parameters around a lap dance - legally required not to touch her - find yourself an equally nerdy young girl. Hell, use Facebook or something. Whatever the kids are up to these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544862)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:41 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

"No, you're her safe, contained little buddy.""

and im OK with that. the whole point is that she IS NOT the type to take it seriously anf freak out about this. she just treats it like a game. i have fucked up with women many times before and i can instantly sense the " mood" change after the fuckup.

no such mood change tonight.

again, i am already aware that my chances of getting in her pants are 0%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544871)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:44 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Dude, if you have any shame at all you will never speak to this woman again.

If even if you hadn't committed this disgrace, she's treating you like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544877)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:47 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

shame is what has kept me a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544882)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:47 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Restraint is what has kept you out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544885)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:49 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544888)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:26 AM
Author: aqua geriatric toilet seat

"outraged that i was interested in engagin in the activity that is most natural among living creatures"

that would be intercourse, not cunnilingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545006)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:29 AM
Author: Orchid Beta Meetinghouse

*stomps out on a hiffy fit*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545008)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:37 AM
Author: aqua geriatric toilet seat

Nothing wrong with cunnilingus, but I wouldn't call it the most natural human activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545010)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Insecure theatre

The fact that you were offering to service her without being reciprocated is what made the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545816)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine circlehead

rape her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544454)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:38 AM
Author: aqua geriatric toilet seat

Sounds like he's inches away from doing just that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545015)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:45 AM
Author: hyperactive keepsake machete

how did you bring it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544471)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

though i certainly intended to flirt with her, i had not seriously considered telling her that i fantasized about eating her out ( which i do) it just came up.

see she was talking to me about this loserfuck ( she actually did call him a loser) she is obsessed with for reasons she herself does not understand. he is some low level officer in the navy while she is off to the peace corps in february. she is obsessed with him but according to her he doesn't give a crap about her, just using her as a convenient booty call. she told me the guy was so vapid and beneath her and low class and emotionally cold and yada yada but that she couldn't stop thinking about him and obsessing over him etc.

she asks me what she should do and i just tell her not to get too emotional or romantic about him, since the peace corps will end all chance for a relationship and probably change the very things she finds attractive in a man.

Now at this point in time i am thinking my friend's attachment to this douche is physical. she is VERY sexual, the relationship she describes sounds like a fuck buddy relationship gone complicated, and in my head i am imagining a buff navy jock.

so i add....." if the fucking is good just use him as a living dildo ..." but the fucking ISN'T good" she exclaims . what to do you mean i ask " he doesn't care about me , even in bed he is a very selfish lover"

Now i am a virgin, but i am pretty aware of what this phrase means. not only that, but i am aware my friend loves to get eaten out, how do i know this? because she has a guide to eating out pussy on her fucking myspace. its literally the first thing you see, and its been there for at least a year.

"so he doesn''t go down on you " i tell her. she looks slightly shocked." well i know you like to get eaten out since you have a guide for it on your myspace"

she starts laughing, but after a bit she looks at me and she sya " i do love it" she says , and blushes. " he never doesit " she complains. well why would he, if he knows he can just fuck you ?

" yeah he doesn't even have to ask we just get alone and im on him,but it sucks every time!"

now this entire conversation i have had my left arm over her shoulders, this conversation has taken place in the form of conspiratorial whispers in each others ears. at this point in time i lean in. " you know that time we went dancing at passion and you had that black skirt on" " yeah" only then did i notice you have great legs ( she laughs) ever since then i have wanted to eat you out,( oh ho! she says) you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)

I look at her for twenty or so seconds and then say " allright" I scoot away so there is a good 30 inches of space separating us. the next couple of minutes are somewhat awkward. but Ten minutes later we are talking like NOTHING happened.

we then continued a series of raucus and interesting conversations, even returning to the navy guy, but also discussing the peace corps the imminent start for law school for me , the craziness of central african nations. we talked for another THREE AND A HALF hours after my very explicit comeon and there was no akwardness or sign of damage to our friendhsip.

we are hanging out again on saturday.

oh and the setting was a small bar/restaurant with these little nooks and such.

and for those who are going to tell me that i came on as desperate and that i am FRIENDZONEPWNED be aware i am already aware of this . i am resigned to my fate. she was never long term girlfriend material and icertainly have no romantic feelings towards her.

she is just a funny supercool latina CGWBT. if all i can be with her is friends ill gladly take the friendship.

why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544713)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: Mustard Hairy Legs

lol @ your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544794)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:37 AM
Author: Provocative henna hall fanboi

lulz. i know i won't ever get depressed with my life after hearing this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545012)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: Drab Bat Shit Crazy Trailer Park Legal Warrant

lol @ his life is TCR. What a pathetic creep. No wonder he is a 23 year old virgin. I bet something comes up so she can avoid you sat./for the rest of her life. Who thinks it is ok to say stuff like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546013)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:23 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

this is the credited response of all credited responess

JEBUS CHRIST YOU FAGGOT -- YOU'RE A VIRGIN.

go kiss a girl before you offer to eat out a girl who is FRIENDS WITH YOU.

read that again: she didnt friendzone you TONIGHT. youve been friedzoned since a billion years ago you dumbfuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080501)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:16 AM
Author: metal floppy range windowlicker

i'll give you some advice. you wrote this:

"you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)"

this is your problem. you acted like she was doing you a favor. you should have made it clear that you would be doing HER a favor to lick her pussy with your gifted tongue. you would give her the best oral of her life. don't brag or boast, just state it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545206)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:22 AM
Author: saffron lascivious sound barrier house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545228)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: hateful claret casino

This sounds exceptionally creepy.

She probably acted like nothing happened because she wanted to excise the memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545412)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:23 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

titcp

the psychologist set calls it "suppressing" -- a defense mechanism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080503)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:34 PM
Author: glittery ungodly church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546230)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Olive address juggernaut

disappointing. i was expecting to see the fresh prince lyrics at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080528)





Date: December 28th, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Degenerate

LOL, a true 180. One of the best posts I've ever read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080792)





Date: July 27th, 2008 5:43 PM
Author: thriller hell

" i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015278)





Date: July 27th, 2008 5:53 PM
Author: Abnormal market black woman

This is the best post in XOXO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015289)





Date: July 27th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: doobsian spectacular parlor

the genius of it is he drew it out so much as to seem earnest about it. the cell phone in the hand bit shatters the highest echelon of flamecraft, superseding even sears-tpt at his best (which is certainly no easy task).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015334)





Date: July 27th, 2008 6:18 PM
Author: Abnormal market black woman

I thought the best part was there was a moral to the story. It wasn't the obvious one either – don't say impulsive, creepy things to girls. It was that "THIS is how you turn down a pass!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015347)





Date: July 27th, 2008 6:24 PM
Author: doobsian spectacular parlor

i can appreciate a well-crafted big picture, but as an amateur flamecrafter, i am eminently aware of the immense talent that lies behind singular, ingenious details. when you can twist RL half-truths and fleeting, random thoughts into inflammatory absurdities like this OP, you are truly a flame master.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015353)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: pearl associate stead

haha you still are speaking to her? what a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544475)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

why am i a fag? do girls only exist in your world as potential sex toys, and ocne this is denied you , they are worthless??

I understand she is not sexually attracted to me. i won't hit on her again. why should i punish her and banish her form my life?

anyways come february she will be off for three years of peace corps duty.

sorry to hear your relationships with humans suck so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544727)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: pearl associate stead

she basically told you that you are too repugnant to screw. Being OK with that and continuing to "be friends" is what makes you a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546656)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: racy faggotry coldplay fan

i know you posted this to share what you consider a nice experience, but it really reveals what a sad little douche you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544786)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: obsidian lay coffee pot

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544798)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: Pale irradiated international law enforcement agency

eh, probably just more flame bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544801)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Can you imagine what the girl was thinking as he said this?

Picturing the scene: this sweaty, badly-dressed Indian kid with a gut , who kinda smells; but she tolerates because she feels she can tell him anything, suddenly blurting out: "Can I eat you out?" in this Apu accent. His arm was around her neck, mind you.

Afterwards, "But logically, you have posted an oral sex guide on your MySpace account, I have tongue, why you not wanna lick?" While she's backing away...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544807)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:18 AM
Author: Mustard Hairy Legs

don't even worry! i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544815)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

All the while he's snouting closer and closer towards her asshole...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544821)





Date: December 28th, 2007 9:39 AM
Author: peach station puppy

I am fucking dying right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9081237)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

we are both latins. the name and sig are a reference to the scene in th departed where DiCaprio beats down the guineas from Providence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544822)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: obsidian lay coffee pot

no wonder. Latinas are notorious for seeking out complete losers who treat them like shit, it's engrained in their culture.

i've met some beautiful hispanic women who dated the ugliest motherfuckers you can imagine, simply because the guy treated her like complete shit and somehow she got off on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544828)





Date: July 27th, 2008 6:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Flesh Gas Station Ladyboy

titmcr

You just described my sister there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015358)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:18 AM
Author: Mustard Hairy Legs

correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544809)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:18 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

It's too pathetic to be fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544814)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: haunting twisted prole

TITCR at least i am glad no one is calling me out as flame. i seriously thought no one would believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544824)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:23 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine circlehead

you didn't handle it very smoothly. to say THE LEAST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544826)





Date: December 28th, 2007 3:43 AM
Author: transparent big incel

Much like yourself, old-man-cockeater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080962)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: racy faggotry coldplay fan

"we are hanging out again on saturday.

why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls."

1) you are definitely not hanging out with her again on saturday

2) She thinks you're creepy as fuck

3) the only reason she acted normally after what you did is because she was afraid if she pissed you off you'd rape her.

4) I know you think this is a great experience because you "were a man" by asking to eat her box and she politely declined and there were no repercussions. But it's not. You weren't a man; you were a creepy fucking faggot. You definitely crossed the line from being a man to being a creepy fag. SHe politely declined and acted normal because she had to; she was fucking scared. You will never see her again, ever. YOur relationship won't be the same because you no longer have a relationship.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544843)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:19 AM
Author: histrionic chad

points 1-4 are a mathematical certainty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545080)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: thirsty talented home double fault

Seriously, after the "call the cops" line, the first thing she'll be thinking of is rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545517)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: hyperactive keepsake machete

OP needs to stop getting his pickup lines from Dateline's "To Catch a Predator".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544845)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:34 AM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Even that was online. Written. Partially anonymous. Not blurted out to her, out of the blue, by her non-threatening brown friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544850)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: odious slimy resort

"see she was talking to me about this loserfuck"

this is obvious pensive flame. nobody else calls anybody a loserfuck or loserfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544901)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:42 AM
Author: poppy fear-inspiring ticket booth preventive strike

This is flame. If there was such a sudden switch in behavior, there'd be a lot more discussion of how nervous you were at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545017)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:27 AM
Author: rose university internal respiration

I actually did something vaguely familiar back in the day. I was at a party and there was this girl that I knew fairly well (but we weren't "friends" and we didnt "hang out" because I am not interested in playing the role of being some sort of creature for a woman to practice her cockteasing on). I walked up to her and said "I'd really like to eat you out. right now. " She said ok. I did so, and we ended up fucking. It was sweet. She then asked that I not tell my girlfriend, who was her friend, because she didn't want her to get mad. I agreed.

Note the vast differences between my story and yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545245)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jap twinkling uncleanness

141. u r a tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545247)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic tan site toaster

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546638)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: Vibrant sepia stock car sanctuary

I sincerely hope you are flame. I have read worse on teh internetz though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545248)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

The Duty to Warn

University of California (Berkley) campus building

In the late 1960s, Prosenjit Poddar, a native of India, attended the University of California at Berkeley and met Tatiana Tarasoff at a dance. He developed a strong romantic interest in her. When they shared a quick New Year's Eve kiss, he believed it was a sign that they were engaged. Yet Tatiana's disinterest confused Poddar, so he persisted in believing that she in fact had feelings for him. He soon suffered an emotional breakdown and attempted to end all contact, but she called him to tell him how much she missed him. His obsessions returned and he believed he would have to kill Tatiana to end them.

Poddar sought outpatient psychiatric services at a hospital in Berkeley. The treating psychiatrist prescribed anti-psychotic medication, and then referred Poddar to a psychologist, Dr. Lawrence Moore, for counseling. Despite their sessions, Poddar persisted in his delusion that Tatiana would eventually love him. To prove his love, he purchased a handgun to orchestrate a life-threatening situation from which he could rescue her. Dr. Moore said that he might have to take steps to restrain Poddar, which sent Poddar angrily from his office.

Dr. Moore discussed this with colleagues and mentioned to the campus police that Poddar was threatening to kill a girl. Officers found him and thought he appeared rational, but eventually Poddar's delusions reached a breaking point. He went to Tatiana's house, armed with a knife and a pellet gun. She ran from him and he shot her and then stabbed her 14 times, killing her. Then he turned himself in. He was convicted of second-degree murder and was released after serving five years.

Yet this case had an impact on the relationship of psychiatry to stalking and violent obsessions. Where once what was said between doctor and patient was privileged, that was about to change.

The Tarasoffs instigated a civil case of negligence against the Regents of the University of California. In 1974, the California Supreme Court found that, despite confidentiality, a duty to warn exists when the therapist determines that a warning is essential to avert a danger rising from the patient's condition.

The mental health profession quickly responded that they have no inherent ability to predict violence and that such a ruling violated their "special" relationship. It would also hinder patients from trusting them, as well as generate false positive predictions as a means of diverting liability. Overall, this would be a detriment.

The court then issued a second opinion. They still found that therapists have a duty to potential victims, but they need only use "reasonable care" to protect the person. That is, the therapist may have to civilly commit or voluntarily hospitalize the patient to avoid the potential for harm, rather than actively warn a potential victim.

Most jurisdictions now recognize a Tarasoff-type duty, but some limit it to situations in which the patient communicates a serious threat of physical violence against an identifiable victim. Standards vary from state to state. However, there is no automatic duty to warn a potential victim, and in fact, issuing a warning has proven ineffective, because more violence has been shown to result after a warning than if no warning is issued. In any event, there are alternatives.

Yet with the advent of the Internet, a new type of anonymous stalking is creating many new dangers that are difficult, if not impossible, to prevent.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545249)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080508)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: big-titted rehab

This cannot be real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545261)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:33 AM
Author: Elite school roast beef

Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:55 AM

Author: Pissed off Desi Shopkeeper (You keep calling me Babu. It's Singh, mother fucker.)

though i certainly intended to flirt with her, i had not seriously considered telling her that i fantasized about eating her out ( which i do) it just came up.

see she was talking to me about this loserfuck ( she actually did call him a loser) she is obsessed with for reasons she herself does not understand. he is some low level officer in the navy while she is off to the peace corps in february. she is obsessed with him but according to her he doesn't give a crap about her, just using her as a convenient booty call. she told me the guy was so vapid and beneath her and low class and emotionally cold and yada yada but that she couldn't stop thinking about him and obsessing over him etc.

she asks me what she should do and i just tell her not to get too emotional or romantic about him, since the peace corps will end all chance for a relationship and probably change the very things she finds attractive in a man.

Now at this point in time i am thinking my friend's attachment to this douche is physical. she is VERY sexual, the relationship she describes sounds like a fuck buddy relationship gone complicated, and in my head i am imagining a buff navy jock.

so i add....." if the fucking is good just use him as a living dildo ..." but the fucking ISN'T good" she exclaims . what to do you mean i ask " he doesn't care about me , even in bed he is a very selfish lover"

Now i am a virgin, but i am pretty aware of what this phrase means. not only that, but i am aware my friend loves to get eaten out, how do i know this? because she has a guide to eating out pussy on her fucking myspace. its literally the first thing you see, and its been there for at least a year.

"so he doesn''t go down on you " i tell her. she looks slightly shocked." well i know you like to get eaten out since you have a guide for it on your myspace"

she starts laughing, but after a bit she looks at me and she sya " i do love it" she says , and blushes. " he never doesit " she complains. well why would he, if he knows he can just fuck you ?

" yeah he doesn't even have to ask we just get alone and im on him,but it sucks every time!"

now this entire conversation i have had my left arm over her shoulders, this conversation has taken place in the form of conspiratorial whispers in each others ears. at this point in time i lean in. " you know that time we went dancing at passion and you had that black skirt on" " yeah" only then did i notice you have great legs ( she laughs) ever since then i have wanted to eat you out,( oh ho! she says) you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)

I look at her for twenty or so seconds and then say " allright" I scoot away so there is a good 30 inches of space separating us. the next couple of minutes are somewhat awkward. but Ten minutes later we are talking like NOTHING happened.

we then continued a series of raucus and interesting conversations, even returning to the navy guy, but also discussing the peace corps the imminent start for law school for me , the craziness of central african nations. we talked for another THREE AND A HALF hours after my very explicit comeon and there was no akwardness or sign of damage to our friendhsip.

we are hanging out again on saturday.

oh and the setting was a small bar/restaurant with these little nooks and such.

and for those who are going to tell me that i came on as desperate and that i am FRIENDZONEPWNED be aware i am already aware of this . i am resigned to my fate. she was never long term girlfriend material and icertainly have no romantic feelings towards her.

she is just a funny supercool latina CGWBT. if all i can be with her is friends ill gladly take the friendship.

why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8544713)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545263)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

Indians basically shouldn't be allowed in society. This reminds me of Tarasoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545270)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:39 AM
Author: histrionic chad

you're not the cut and pasting kind of guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545283)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:59 AM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house trump supporter

Scary. If a guy friend ever said this to me, I'd never talk to him again and probably get a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545340)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: big-titted rehab

It's not really that big a deal, guys from my high school did it all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545374)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: Copper stage
Subject: In London

we are partial to a bit of Orla - especially if the young lady is on her period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8545519)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: Stimulating gold depressive box office

whoever you are, keep posting, this is one of the better flame threads ive read in awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546117)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: plum philosopher-king turdskin

I'd like to make a similar offer to my hot, straight friend the next time we're flirting and joking around. Something along the lines of "A lot of women really don't like sucking cock, but gay men live for it. And we swallow, too."

If he says no, I'll just laugh and pretend I was kidding. If he says yes I get a delicious treat and possibly a new fuckbuddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8546524)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: Fluffy Cerebral Senate Boistinker

Beastly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8547185)





Date: October 11th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: bipolar black gay wizard locus

august '07

poor evan39...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248651)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:51 PM
Author: Twinkling Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night Space

sadly this was the thread of the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#8547222)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mad Cow Disease

bump for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080489)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: canary office multi-billionaire

oh shit. this was an old thread? def. deserves 2007 HOF status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080512)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mad Cow Disease

agreed. whether flame or not, it brought serious lulz. it may be the single most hilarious/pathetic thing I have ever read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080593)





Date: December 28th, 2007 2:22 AM
Author: lime stage

i had something similar said to me by a female friend of mine (who i had believed was a lesbian). my reaction was pretty much the same way. we didn't bring it up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9080797)





Date: December 28th, 2007 10:01 AM
Author: Mint Trust Fund

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9081350)





Date: December 28th, 2007 10:04 AM
Author: transparent big incel

Some Indian/Latin guy wanted to eat out his friend, but got shot down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#9081364)





Date: July 27th, 2008 7:24 PM
Author: Carmine temple

You're damn lucky that she's tolerant of your social errors.

By the way, the fact that a woman tells you about her sexual problems does not mean you have an opening to hit on her. It means she considers you an honorary female friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10015536)





Date: October 10th, 2008 8:38 PM
Author: Drunken submissive theater stage

"i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10247902)





Date: October 10th, 2008 8:42 PM
Author: bateful garrison son of senegal

how would YOU have responded to a request like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10247921)





Date: October 10th, 2008 10:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant menage giraffe

Feel nauseous, avoid the guy in the future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248319)





Date: October 10th, 2008 10:47 PM
Author: exciting ruby famous landscape painting

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248382)





Date: October 10th, 2008 8:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic red ape

good bump

you're like a stealth A+ poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10247923)





Date: October 10th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Reading Party

Possibly the most disturbing thing ever posted on xo. Also, great bump, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248373)





Date: October 10th, 2008 10:53 PM
Author: Unholy electric piazza

OMG. How did I miss this. This is truly artful flame. I am in awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248404)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:03 PM
Author: ruddy boiling water

I would puke and then call the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248426)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: exciting ruby famous landscape painting

I think I would just laugh nervously and inch my way away from him and then make quick excuses to leave immediately, and never see him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248444)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: demanding chartreuse masturbator

how much less-bad than penetrative rape would forced oral be for you? you receive the oral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248508)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:43 PM
Author: exciting ruby famous landscape painting

I don't think it would be as bad, but it would still be bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248541)





Date: October 11th, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: ruddy boiling water

What if the guy gives you a cellphone and you can call the police at anytime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248625)





Date: October 11th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: exciting ruby famous landscape painting

Can I hit him in the face with it instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248724)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle outnumbered nursing home generalized bond

this is great - good bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10248474)





Date: October 11th, 2008 6:16 AM
Author: Costumed Whorehouse Codepig

Wow, in the history of flame, this is truly a magnum opus. I am awestruck.

Thanks for bumping this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10249709)





Date: October 11th, 2008 7:03 AM
Author: onyx center

To the OP: I'm sorry you had to go through that. Your friend obviously doesn't deserve your selfless love. She is a dumb cunt. No worthy woman would deny such an offer, especially when you mentioned the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&forum_id=2#10249723)