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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
Opaque Mood Address
  05/27/25
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Vigorous nofapping casino
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
sinister gas station
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
red at-the-ready depressive
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
red at-the-ready depressive
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
red at-the-ready depressive
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
red at-the-ready depressive
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
talented hospital jewess
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
red at-the-ready depressive
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
talented hospital jewess
  05/28/25
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Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
Claret Area
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
Wild odious nowag
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
Wild odious nowag
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
Wild odious nowag
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
Useless exhilarant mad cow disease useless brakes
  05/27/25
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Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/27/25
😔
Emerald filthpig
  05/28/25
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180 Sable Garrison
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt
  05/27/25
😔
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
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Floppy Property
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Adventurous maize patrolman psychic
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
shimmering weed whacker ticket booth
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
Thirsty Blue Water Buffalo
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
Thirsty Blue Water Buffalo
  05/27/25
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Emerald filthpig
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Medicated Stirring Range
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fantasy-prone supple native travel guidebook
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
fishy curious piazza
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
great subthread
twisted volcanic crater
  05/27/25
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Claret Area
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Emerald filthpig
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
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  05/27/25
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Adventurous maize patrolman psychic
  05/28/25
An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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  05/27/25
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Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
appetizing wrinkle
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
Histrionic Amber Point International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
Floppy Property
  05/27/25
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Vigorous nofapping casino
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
Laughsome plaza dysfunction
  05/27/25
upvoted
insane theater stage
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
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Cracking Lavender Stag Film Skinny Woman
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Gently
Swashbuckling kitty parlour
  05/27/25
move to Jersey
razzle cyan ape stage
  05/27/25
Im already in Alabama
Emerald filthpig
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
Medicated Stirring Range
  05/28/25
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Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
180 Sable Garrison
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Emerald filthpig
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
180 Sable Garrison
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
Emerald filthpig
  05/28/25
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Emerald filthpig
  05/28/25
How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
Emerald filthpig
  05/29/25
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Emerald filthpig
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Emerald filthpig
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Emerald filthpig
  05/29/25
cringe
Histrionic Amber Point International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
Emerald filthpig
  05/29/25
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vengeful menage
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scarlet business firm
  05/30/25
Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
Cream contagious locus sound barrier
  05/30/25
Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
Trip bespoke toaster sandwich
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
this.
appetizing wrinkle
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
Cream contagious locus sound barrier
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
talented hospital jewess
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Adventurous maize patrolman psychic
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Cream contagious locus sound barrier
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
scarlet business firm
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
aqua locale
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
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Slate Nibblets Deer Antler
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
Beady-eyed new version
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
walnut rigor
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
walnut rigor
  05/30/25
Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
walnut rigor
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
walnut rigor
  05/30/25
Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Emerald filthpig
  05/30/25
with money
walnut rigor
  05/30/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Opaque Mood Address

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Vigorous nofapping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: sinister gas station

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: red at-the-ready depressive

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: red at-the-ready depressive

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: red at-the-ready depressive

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: red at-the-ready depressive

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: talented hospital jewess

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: red at-the-ready depressive

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: talented hospital jewess

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Claret Area

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Wild odious nowag

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Wild odious nowag

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Wild odious nowag

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Useless exhilarant mad cow disease useless brakes

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: 180 Sable Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Floppy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: crimson comical coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Adventurous maize patrolman psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: shimmering weed whacker ticket booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Thirsty Blue Water Buffalo

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Blue Water Buffalo

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Jade karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: pearl tank legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Medicated Stirring Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone supple native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: fishy curious piazza

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: twisted volcanic crater

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Claret Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

Because he can handle her at her worst.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler

mentally ill drug addict.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Amber Point International Law Enforcement Agency

shoot yourself in the thigh

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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: grizzly goal in life

Summon spritezero

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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: violent purple pistol chapel



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Adventurous maize patrolman psychic



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: bateful selfie

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: appetizing wrinkle

you have to not be jewish

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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Im Sephardic soooooooo

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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Amber Point International Law Enforcement Agency

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Floppy Property

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Vigorous nofapping casino



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome plaza dysfunction

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: insane theater stage

upvoted

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring frisky school people who are hurt

slam dunk poast

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

I want to fuck Scum though

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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cracking Lavender Stag Film Skinny Woman



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitty parlour

Gently

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: razzle cyan ape stage

move to Jersey

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Medicated Stirring Range

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: 180 Sable Garrison

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Sable Garrison

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Amber Point International Law Enforcement Agency

cringe

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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: vengeful menage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: scarlet business firm



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Cream contagious locus sound barrier

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Trip bespoke toaster sandwich

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: appetizing wrinkle

this.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Cream contagious locus sound barrier

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: talented hospital jewess

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous maize patrolman psychic

dear god, why?

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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Cream contagious locus sound barrier

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: scarlet business firm

Tatted chick is super hot

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aqua locale

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Yes imo

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Slate Nibblets Deer Antler



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed new version

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: walnut rigor

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: walnut rigor

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: walnut rigor

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

How do I get Pure cocaine

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: walnut rigor

from scumbags then you test it

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Emerald filthpig

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: walnut rigor

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975307)