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Why do fat Americans wish death upon urban cyclists?

Most Asian and European first world countries value cyclists...
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Jealousy
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our roads were not made for cyclists and they must often get...
razzle area
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i ain't never seen a bicyclist cause a traffic jam
poppy wonderful pervert locale
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people slow down and drive tentatively as FUCK around them.
razzle area
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WTF are you talking about? Cyclists literally ORGANIZE traff...
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How mad are you that cyclists never get stuck in traffic whi...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass_(cycling)#Corkin...
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Well, this is a faggot move, but you can't group all cyclist...
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Very nerve-wracking driving behind/beside them too.
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US birdshit sweating, panicking while passing a cyclist, sma...
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This. If we designed roads with dedicated bike lanes it wou...
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"cyclists" are fucking faggots who should all have...
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Jfc tsinah
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You're only MAF because you're a neurotic driver. Motor vehi...
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Been biking a lot lately. Like 80–100 miles per week, ...
floppy faggot firefighter
  08/13/19
Same here, in a crazy as fuck city. I dont go fast around ca...
sapphire patrolman
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cyclists are assholes to both car drivers AND pedestrians. t...
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Describe asshole cyclist behavior.
floppy faggot firefighter
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Riding fast through pedestrian areas. Running into pedestria...
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I think Critical Mass is what made everyone hate cyclists.
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Funny how this comes from a citizen of a country where men w...
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My biggest issue with cyclists is as a pedestrian first and ...
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A stroll on the side walk? Where is Donny bikibg at 30mph. I...
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Yes, on the side walk. Or through the park. Or the walkway b...
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because people don't walk in lanes? maybe get out once in a ...
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They're yelling ON YOUR LEFT so you know which side they'll ...
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Works well in theory, not in practice. Cyclists and pedestri...
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There a lot of "multi-use paths" around. We usual...
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This I agree with, that's messed up. I don't ever bike on si...
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It's possible that the problem is not any of the modes of tr...
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Titcr Everyone thinks they have the right to go even when...
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They treat pedestrians like drivers treat them. The hypocris...
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An extremely high number of them ride very unsafely, disrega...
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The funniest part of this entire debate is the hierarchy and...
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I live in the Twin Cities area, the area is fairly renowned ...
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really hope cameras are rolling when that soybitch steps to ...
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dipex 1 year ago I'll just post this again 169.222(1)...
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the point is that cyclists act like pedestrians when it suit...
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urban environments would be a lot more livable if cars were ...
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but you would also need the cyclists to adhere to traffic la...
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no they wouldn't
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in favor of walking*. ftfy.
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bingo, exactly right
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"usually when someone's a bad driver, the consequence i...
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Lol the only cycling friendly countries in the world are hol...
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american cities would be 180 with dedicated euro-style bike ...
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no it wouldn't. everyone hates bikers.
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i dont want bikers in the street when im driving. it is a gr...
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yep it requires taking pride in where you live to take half ...
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Yeah so the faggot cyclists can slam into you when you make ...
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Everyone hates cyclists.
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As the anecdotes here show, introducing bicycles to the US i...
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Biking is great in cities with dedicated bike lanes. Sl...
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Cyclists are faggots. I'm just a guy who rides a bike.
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I was too until i turned 16 and started driving a car
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Do you feel that you're superior because of that? Lol at Ame...
sapphire patrolman
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How is 200 lbs. fat? At minimum a man is 200.
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I don't do lbs, I go by kgs. I suppose a fat man would be 30...
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LOL at any wagecucks that need a car for a commute under 5 m...
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Titcr
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Lol at anyone with a commute, but yeah
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Because they are uppity, belligerent, hideous, shitlib fags
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Because they all behave like this: https://youtu.be/lRQ5OUSN...
Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy
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are you literally insane?
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This is just the mentality of nutso cyclists in action. He c...
Fluffy masturbator depressive
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Lol hot take! Car blocked the lane. Cars fault.
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Describe how the cyclecuck in this video looks exactly like ...
Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy
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I'm way more muscular.
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(Ricky Aprile Jr.)
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I'm shredded and big af.
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You're a ballroom dancing fairy who rides a bicycle
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I'm muscular af with great vascularity. Men want to be me wo...
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Men want to beat your gayface in; women don't know you exist...
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A car is just supposed to hang back behind a building when t...
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Yes, cars are not supposed to block pedestrian lanes. This i...
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You deserve to get doored with that attitude It's literal...
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(Guy with no side mirrors when I'm done)
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I have a dashcam precisely because of destructive faggots li...
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(Guy with no knee caps when I'm done)
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Cyclefags would rather see traffic backed up for minutes wit...
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i guarantee, even under shithead canuck laws, that the cycli...
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Cr and then he didn't slow down at all despite the road mark...
Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy
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Car was stopped.
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Apparently the belligerent cyclecuck also flipped off the dr...
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lol at that soyfaggot he deserved much worse
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Date: August 12th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: Cerise know-it-all candlestick maker

Most Asian and European first world countries value cyclists. Yet Americans wish they were in another car next to them, adding another 10 minutes to their commute and weighing another 100lbs.

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38677696)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: Cerise know-it-all candlestick maker



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Date: August 12th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: cordovan background story

Jealousy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38677828)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: razzle area

our roads were not made for cyclists and they must often get in the way of traffic in order to ride, therefore they are annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38677832)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: poppy wonderful pervert locale

i ain't never seen a bicyclist cause a traffic jam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678598)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: razzle area

people slow down and drive tentatively as FUCK around them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681767)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: cream sex offender

WTF are you talking about? Cyclists literally ORGANIZE traffic jams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681865)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682420)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

How mad are you that cyclists never get stuck in traffic while your commute is a nightmare because of it? Lol at cyclists even being part of traffic jams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682643)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: rose university

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass_(cycling)#Corking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682699)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Well, this is a faggot move, but you can't group all cyclists into this category. I would never take part in a shit procession like this. I'm a pretty decent and respectful urban cyclist and I've never caused any sort of accident or delay to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682760)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: appetizing sinister chad



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: chest-beating stead double fault

Very nerve-wracking driving behind/beside them too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678605)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:02 AM
Author: mint step-uncle's house



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold associate

US birdshit sweating, panicking while passing a cyclist, smashes into him, giving him the finger as he falls off a sheer cliff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678616)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678682)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: razzle area



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: lake spectacular trust fund

This. If we designed roads with dedicated bike lanes it would be one thing. What we have now is cyclists that expect everyone to move aside for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682819)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Amber domesticated church

"cyclists" are fucking faggots who should all have their bones crunched under a steamroller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678629)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: maize old irish cottage



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: snowy nibblets filthpig



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: passionate digit ratio halford



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Light odious knife



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: bonkers painfully honest goyim indirect expression



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Date: August 13th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Jfc tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681409)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: chest-beating stead double fault



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: lake spectacular trust fund



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

You're only MAF because you're a neurotic driver. Motor vehicle accidents are one of the leading causes of death in America WITHOUT taking into account pedestrians or cyclists. But keep hatin on cyclists. Your death will not be caused by them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684349)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: floppy faggot firefighter

Been biking a lot lately. Like 80–100 miles per week, all through urban areas. How likely am I to die/get seriously injured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678636)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Same here, in a crazy as fuck city. I dont go fast around cars and only take the bike lane. The only time I had someone maf was a dumb bus driver and there was a red light when he was maf on the bus/bike lane. Bus drivers are idiots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682659)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: maize old irish cottage

cyclists are assholes to both car drivers AND pedestrians. this is the most retarded mode of transportation. either build cities around WALKING or keep the car culture we have currently. cycles are not needed at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678639)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: floppy faggot firefighter

Describe asshole cyclist behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678657)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: maize old irish cottage

Riding fast through pedestrian areas. Running into pedestrians and then yelling at them, "Didn't you hear me say coming through??!"

Critical Mass, nuff said.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678678)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: lake spectacular trust fund

I think Critical Mass is what made everyone hate cyclists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682826)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:14 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Funny how this comes from a citizen of a country where men whine all day long about being incapable of finding fit females. Yet the countries where bycicles are accepted are full of fit men and women. Long live FAT, LAZY AMERICA!!! Don't you dare allow people to move in bicycles! Let them walk and take 2 hrs to get somewhere instead of 30 minutes on a bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678667)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: maize old irish cottage

My biggest issue with cyclists is as a pedestrian first and then as a car driver. See a nice place to talk a leisurely stroll? Oh look, there's Donny Douchebag on his bike going 30mph. You better get out of the way because he's not going to slow down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678697)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:25 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

A stroll on the side walk? Where is Donny bikibg at 30mph. If it's in the bike lane or street you're in the wrong here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678709)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: maize old irish cottage

Yes, on the side walk. Or through the park. Or the walkway by the water canal. None of these are bike lanes. They are pedestrian walks which bikers use. Which is fine. Some bikers are respectful. They will slow down and gingerly pass the peds. But most are not. All you can feel is the wind and whoosh they just passed you. One step left and it would have been a bad injury. That or they are yelling at you to get out of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678787)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Cerebral misanthropic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679723)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 5:21 PM
Author: maize old irish cottage

because people don't walk in lanes? maybe get out once in a while, you obese dweeb. talk a walk. try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682156)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: Supple tan dog poop public bath

They're yelling ON YOUR LEFT so you know which side they'll be passing you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679811)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: bonkers painfully honest goyim indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681032)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: maize old irish cottage

Works well in theory, not in practice. Cyclists and pedestrians should not be moving in the same space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682161)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Supple tan dog poop public bath

There a lot of "multi-use paths" around. We usually avoid each other. I'd never want to rise on the sidewalk in downtown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38685795)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

This I agree with, that's messed up. I don't ever bike on side walks and I go at a decent speed when there are pedestrians. By the same token, lots of retarded pedestrians in Mexico City use the bike lane and even the bycicle-only path as a fucking side walk. I was once on a bycicle-only bridge and a faggot was walking in the middle of the path looking down at his cell phone. As much as you hate cyclists, pedestrians aren't any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682772)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: Flushed frozen nursing home dopamine

It's possible that the problem is not any of the modes of transportation, but rather the universal factor that they have in common - people. See e.g., guy making hard turn with no signal through a bike lane and a crosswalk with a walk sign, shaking his fist at texting pedestrian in crosswalk, double-parked car in turn lane, other car blocking the intersection because he tried to run the light, jaywalking crackhead and guy biking against traffic with no lights or helmet and minimal cycling ability. It's hard to pinpoint a single failure here other than the generally shitty nature of humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684232)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:10 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Titcr

Everyone thinks they have the right to go even when they're in the wrong lane. Drunk drivers kill people every day. Motor vehicle traffic crashes have always been a leading cause of death without taking bicycles and pedestrians into account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684282)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Coiffed rigor

They treat pedestrians like drivers treat them. The hypocrisy. I was walking on the sidewalk when some asshole comes fast up from behind-- "Right!" What the fuck? Am I supposed to move to the right, is he passing on the right. Get on the road man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679721)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: chest-beating stead double fault



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

An extremely high number of them ride very unsafely, disregard traffic laws whenever it suits them, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678651)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: gay set

The funniest part of this entire debate is the hierarchy and order oriented conservatives becoming absolute Yosemite Sam fuming faggots when they see a guy on a bike roll through a four way stop sign. As if the vast majority of drivers don’t fail to fully stop at stop signs, but that guy is on a bike and therefore is different from me so fuck him I hate him ahhhhhrrrrrggggh.

TCR is to do like Portland and just put bike paths everywhere. Cyclists in the right lane/shoulder of any road 30 mph or faster that gets moderate traffic are essentially like pedestrians walking in the middle of the flow of traffic on a busy road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678683)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

I live in the Twin Cities area, the area is fairly renowned for how friendly it is for cyclists. Yet there is a certain set of cyclists who go out of their way to fuck with everyone else as often as possible

Like, there's this dickwad who makes a Youtube video literally every time he gets passed "illegally" or whatever: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPSTR0OiLqkhZD6-wAGo7vg/videos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678713)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:24 AM
Author: Light odious knife

really hope cameras are rolling when that soybitch steps to the wrong Somali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679717)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: titillating persian

dipex

1 year ago

I'll just post this again

169.222(1) (A)Every person operating a bicycle shall have all of the rights and duties applicable to the driver of any other vehicle by this chapter, (B)except in respect to those provisions in this chapter relating expressly to bicycles (C)and in respect to those provisions of this chapter which by their nature cannot reasonably be applied to bicycles.

There are three parts to 169.222(1), which I have noted with (A), (B), and (C). I'll explain what each of them means to you in laymen's terms:

(A). This part says "We do not want to repeat all of the other laws that apply to vehicles in the other sections of Chapter 169, so any other rule that applies to any other vehicle also applies to bicycles."

(B). This part says "But bicycles are different from other vehicles, and as a result more laws need to apply to bicycles as well. Because of this, there may be additional, bicycle only laws found in this Chapter which apply in addition to those laws which apply by virtue of Part (A)."

(C). This part says "But we haven't actually gone back and checked to make sure that all of the laws that bicyclists may be subject to under parts (A) and (B) are actually physically possible for them to follow, so if a law is not physically possible for a bicyclist to follow, then bicyclists are not subject to it despite the fact that they otherwise would be under parts (A) and (B).

So to test and see if a bicycle is subject to a law you do the following check:

Does this law apply to vehicles or does this law explicitly state that it applies to bicycles? If yes, is this law physically possible for bicyclists to follow? If yes, then bicyclists must follow it.

So the reason you are being quoted motorcycle laws is that motorcycles are vehicles within the meaning of 169.222(1). Under 169.974(5)(e) motorcyclists are not permitted to lane split. Not lane splitting is a law that is physically possible for bicyclists to follow.

Therefore, because motorcycles forbidden from lane splitting, bicycles are forbidden from lane splitting as well.

This is why performing statutory interpretation is a bad idea for a person with no legal background. You've built an entire identity around breaking the law, creating a dangerous situation for both yourself and others - and to top it all off you have a penchant for assaulting people as a result of the danger caused by your own illegal activity.

This is not the only activity you have engaged in that you wrongfully believe is legal. A few months ago you were posting videos of you walking across a busy street because you believed you had the right of way at any "intersection". Suffice to say, you also interpreted that portion of the Minnesota code wrong as well.

The section that you were relying on in walking across the busy road was 169.21(3), which gives pedestrians the right of way at unmarked intersections. However, you ignored 169.21(1), which states that pedestrians are subject to the same traffic control signals as vehicles. That means that if an intersection is controlled by stop signs in one direction, and uncontrolled in the other, pedestrians do not have the right of way if trying to cross from the controlled direction, as they are required to stop for the stop sign.

Watching your videos you have come very close to causing numerous, serious collisions both to you trying to cross against a stop sign, as well as due to you stopping in the middle of the road and goading pedestrians to do the same thing. Quite frankly, most of the other illegal stuff that you do is fairly minor (and your videos are full of it). But the fact that you go out of your way to goad pedestrians into creating a patently dangerous situation in violation of 169.21(1) makes you a menace.

15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h97duIFLg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681119)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: white skinny woman

the point is that cyclists act like pedestrians when it suits them and act like cars when it suits them and it makes everything less safe for all parties involved. there are good cyclists just like there are good drivers, and there are bad cyclists just like there are bad drivers. usually when someone's a bad driver, the consequence is laying on the horn and flipping the bird. when someone's a bad cyclist, people end up dead. and in order to change this deeply-rooted behavior, everyone has decided that we need to spend millions of dollars of taxpayer money for new, bewildering "cyclist-friendly" infrastructure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678792)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: erotic preventive strike black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679711)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Coiffed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679737)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: pearly deer antler ticket booth

urban environments would be a lot more livable if cars were banned in favor of cycling. just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679756)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: magical arousing piazza son of senegal

but you would also need the cyclists to adhere to traffic laws at the same clip as automobile drivers. spend one day in NYC and you know that, at least at the present time, that is not the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38680941)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: passionate digit ratio halford

no they wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681012)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: maize old irish cottage

in favor of walking*. ftfy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682165)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: magical arousing piazza son of senegal

bingo, exactly right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38680949)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: Racy meetinghouse

"usually when someone's a bad driver, the consequence is laying on the horn and flipping the bird. when someone's a bad cyclist, people end up dead."

not a bikemo, but this is up there for stupidest fucking post of the year. bad drivers cause deaths all the fucking time. cyclists seldom do (and when they do, it tends to be their own).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681835)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative ungodly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38685086)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: maize old irish cottage

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682140)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: appetizing sinister chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684202)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: Saffron principal's office telephone

Lol the only cycling friendly countries in the world are holland and belgium. The rest are just insane thunderdome shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38678909)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Cerebral misanthropic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679704)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Electric Ruddy Shrine Cuck

american cities would be 180 with dedicated euro-style bike lines--where the bike lane is next to the sidewalk and separated from the street by a row of cars. that would involve taxing billionaires though so we can't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679710)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:24 AM
Author: passionate digit ratio halford

no it wouldn't. everyone hates bikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679718)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Electric Ruddy Shrine Cuck

i dont want bikers in the street when im driving. it is a great solution but again requires taking some pride in the place where you live so we can't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38679729)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: passionate digit ratio halford

yep it requires taking pride in where you live to take half the road from ppl just trying to get to and from work and give it to shithead spandex wearing biker faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38680931)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Yeah so the faggot cyclists can slam into you when you make a right turn and they're impossible to see behind a row of parked cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38683032)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: laughsome magenta center

Everyone hates cyclists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38680923)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: bonkers painfully honest goyim indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681041)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:17 PM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681062)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold associate

As the anecdotes here show, introducing bicycles to the US is like bringing bibles to 'civilize' colonial Africa... everyone's mostly confused, irritated and/or enraged by it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681071)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant transparent resort

Biking is great in cities with dedicated bike lanes.

Slowing down to avoid endangering pedestrians is important, as is not cutting ahead of cars in shared traffic, and then biking slowly in front of them.

Otherwise, biking is awesome and you fatasses should fucking try it for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681331)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed Effete Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681846)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: insecure dark institution mad cow disease

Cyclists are faggots. I'm just a guy who rides a bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681417)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: Canary dilemma genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681761)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: passionate digit ratio halford

I was too until i turned 16 and started driving a car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38681778)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Do you feel that you're superior because of that? Lol at American standards. A 200lbs man with a car feels superior to an athletic guy who rides a bike, LJL. How's that gelatin belly, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682678)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: laughsome magenta center

How is 200 lbs. fat?

At minimum a man is 200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682869)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: sapphire patrolman

I don't do lbs, I go by kgs. I suppose a fat man would be 300lbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684236)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: lake spectacular trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682829)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit legal warrant

LOL at any wagecucks that need a car for a commute under 5 miles in nice weather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682418)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire patrolman

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682644)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: bistre swollen doctorate ceo

Lol at anyone with a commute, but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38682669)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 8:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Because they are uppity, belligerent, hideous, shitlib fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38683043)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Because they all behave like this: https://youtu.be/lRQ5OUSNwwE

Respect to the dude who ran this fag over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38683054)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:25 AM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold associate

are you literally insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684087)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:46 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

This is just the mentality of nutso cyclists in action. He could have ridden behind the car at zero inconvenience to himself and been 100% safe. Instead he chooses to expose himself to danger and cross in front of a driver for the *explicit purpose* of pissing a driver off.

It's certainly not cool for the driver to track him down and hit him like that, but the cyclist is the one who instigated it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684161)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:58 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

Lol hot take!

Car blocked the lane. Cars fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684225)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Describe how the cyclecuck in this video looks exactly like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684288)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

I'm way more muscular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684289)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

(Ricky Aprile Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684304)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:18 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

I'm shredded and big af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684307)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

You're a ballroom dancing fairy who rides a bicycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684311)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

I'm muscular af with great vascularity. Men want to be me women want to be with me.

I'm the fucking man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684313)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:25 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Men want to beat your gayface in; women don't know you exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684324)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:18 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

A car is just supposed to hang back behind a building when they are trying to cross 4 lanes of traffic? You're literally fucking insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684305)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

Yes, cars are not supposed to block pedestrian lanes. This is news to you? You may catch me kicking the fuck out of your car one day then :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684312)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:31 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

You deserve to get doored with that attitude

It's literally impossible for him to stop behind the path for cyclists and safely make a left turn across that intersection.

On the other hand, it is entirely possible for the cyclist to cross behind the car and be 100% safe for all parties involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684337)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

(Guy with no side mirrors when I'm done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684340)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:38 AM
Author: Fluffy masturbator depressive

I have a dashcam precisely because of destructive faggots like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684354)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

(Guy with no knee caps when I'm done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684958)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Cyclefags would rather see traffic backed up for minutes with no one creeping into the intersection than to have to divert their own path 8 feet to go around a car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684955)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:46 PM
Author: white skinny woman

i guarantee, even under shithead canuck laws, that the cyclist has to at least pretend to slow down when crossing the road.

this guy was looking for a low-risk hit and run video and he found a willing mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38685788)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Cr and then he didn't slow down at all despite the road marking and just expected that the car would see him coming along at 25 mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684285)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:13 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Base

Car was stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684294)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:13 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Address Puppy

Apparently the belligerent cyclecuck also flipped off the driver while passing in front of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684292)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: autistic box office

lol at that soyfaggot

he deserved much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4322073&forum_id=2#38684981)