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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
green adventurous regret
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Stirring whorehouse
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
aromatic shaky gas station
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
razzle juggernaut
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Galvanic Amethyst Quadroon Doctorate
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Cocky Judgmental Incel Den
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
Sexy Locale Electric Furnace
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
curious locus party of the first part
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
green adventurous regret
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
Mind-boggling fat ankles toaster
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
green adventurous regret
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
vigorous slimy idea he suggested
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
cerise well-lubricated dysfunction
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
green adventurous regret
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Mind-boggling fat ankles toaster
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
aquamarine selfie
  05/08/05
"pederast"
curious locus party of the first part
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
aromatic shaky gas station
  05/06/05
he's cracking
Brindle dopamine
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
provocative theater jew
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
nudist location
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
green adventurous regret
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
aquamarine selfie
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
irradiated sepia messiness
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
green adventurous regret
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Topaz greedy spot
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
Bearded talented tanning salon windowlicker
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
green adventurous regret
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
green adventurous regret
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
Sexy Locale Electric Furnace
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
thriller pea-brained kitty
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Sexy Locale Electric Furnace
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
Cocky Judgmental Incel Den
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
bright heady forum son of senegal
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
green adventurous regret
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
coral gaming laptop
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
green adventurous regret
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
coral gaming laptop
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
green adventurous regret
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
green adventurous regret
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Submissive Exhilarant Indirect Expression Church Building
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
coral gaming laptop
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/12/05
hahaha.
aromatic shaky gas station
  05/28/05
Pilar?
green adventurous regret
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
excitant milky bawdyhouse
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
green adventurous regret
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
laughsome ocher dingle berry filthpig
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
bright heady forum son of senegal
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
green adventurous regret
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
razzle juggernaut
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
bright heady forum son of senegal
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
green adventurous regret
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
Jet 180 Market Private Investor
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
pearly low-t yarmulke
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Submissive Exhilarant Indirect Expression Church Building
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
pearly low-t yarmulke
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Canary ladyboy useless brakes
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
green adventurous regret
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
vigorous slimy idea he suggested
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
green adventurous regret
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
green adventurous regret
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
green adventurous regret
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
curious locus party of the first part
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
green adventurous regret
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
green adventurous regret
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
glittery becky
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
aquamarine selfie
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
charcoal lascivious hairy legs
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
charcoal lascivious hairy legs
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
Razzmatazz newt plaza
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
bipolar range
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
Razzmatazz newt plaza
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
Razzmatazz newt plaza
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
bipolar range
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
so sorry.
bipolar range
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
Razzmatazz newt plaza
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
Exciting Snowy Athletic Conference
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Stimulating rusted mexican center
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
green adventurous regret
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
misanthropic black woman half-breed
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
green adventurous regret
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
Appetizing vermilion keepsake machete cuckold
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
Big tank
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
tan odious nibblets macaca
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
orchid multi-billionaire
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
razzle-dazzle cobalt base
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
orchid multi-billionaire
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
Razzmatazz newt plaza
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
Big tank
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
aquamarine selfie
  11/09/06
haha
razzle-dazzle cobalt base
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
wonderful school cafeteria
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
green adventurous regret
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat
  12/02/06





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: aromatic shaky gas station

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: razzle juggernaut

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Amethyst Quadroon Doctorate

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Cocky Judgmental Incel Den

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Sexy Locale Electric Furnace

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: curious locus party of the first part

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fat ankles toaster

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous slimy idea he suggested

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: cerise well-lubricated dysfunction

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fat ankles toaster

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: aquamarine selfie

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: curious locus party of the first part

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: aromatic shaky gas station

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: provocative theater jew

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: nudist location

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: aquamarine selfie

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: irradiated sepia messiness

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Topaz greedy spot

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Bearded talented tanning salon windowlicker

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Sexy Locale Electric Furnace

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: thriller pea-brained kitty

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Sexy Locale Electric Furnace

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Cocky Judgmental Incel Den

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: bright heady forum son of senegal

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Submissive Exhilarant Indirect Expression Church Building

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: aromatic shaky gas station

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: excitant milky bawdyhouse

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: laughsome ocher dingle berry filthpig

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: bright heady forum son of senegal

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: razzle juggernaut

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: bright heady forum son of senegal

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Jet 180 Market Private Investor

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: pearly low-t yarmulke

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Submissive Exhilarant Indirect Expression Church Building

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: pearly low-t yarmulke

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed foreskin digit ratio

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Canary ladyboy useless brakes

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: green adventurous regret

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: vigorous slimy idea he suggested

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: green adventurous regret

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: curious locus party of the first part

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: glittery becky

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: aquamarine selfie

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: charcoal lascivious hairy legs

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: charcoal lascivious hairy legs

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz newt plaza

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: bipolar range

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz newt plaza

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz newt plaza

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: bipolar range

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: bipolar range

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz newt plaza

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Exciting Snowy Athletic Conference

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted mexican center

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: misanthropic black woman half-breed

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Appetizing vermilion keepsake machete cuckold

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Big tank

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: tan odious nibblets macaca

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt base

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz newt plaza

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Big tank

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: aquamarine selfie

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt base

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: green adventurous regret

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: racy ebony sneaky criminal toilet seat

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)