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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky it's like Lenin said... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: heady bespoke messiness that rug really brought the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Fishy Zippy Pistol Hall HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024) |
Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: crimson potus With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: elite theatre Hey, this is a private residence, man... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM Author: anal sneaky criminal chapel my rugs have seminal value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: rusted abnormal ticket booth legal warrant Obviously you're not a golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Light crotch We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM Author: Orange Razzmatazz Telephone Pit "...nussing, Lebowski, nussing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Flatulent sanctuary goyim "I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just go find a cash machine" |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: ebony floppy stock car mediation The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: trip menage You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky What's a pedder-ass, Walter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Flatulent sanctuary goyim 8 year olds, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM Author: Slap-happy Bistre Theater Shut the FUCK up, Donnie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Orange Razzmatazz Telephone Pit "pederast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Fishy Zippy Pistol Hall What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: insanely creepy liquid oxygen school he's cracking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: Marvelous station milk This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM Author: coral brunch Nice marmot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Motley translucent property You think the carpet-pissers did this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Ooooh, separate incidents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM Author: Slap-happy Bistre Theater The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM Author: cerebral wine home toilet seat I like your style, dude.
I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: elite theatre Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good 'un. |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: zombie-like alcoholic incel what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: carmine awkward idea he suggested I think he means critique it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Light crotch Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: glassy house-broken faggot firefighter ratface what do you need your Johnson for, Dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: Light crotch DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: rusted abnormal ticket booth legal warrant You're not wrong, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: jet electric senate You're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Orchestra Pit That's why they call me I am expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Orchestra Pit That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: hateful diverse state You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes the cable? |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: coral brunch How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: Claret boyish halford resort http://www.lebowskifest.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Orchestra Pit Does he still write?
Oh no...he has health problems... |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: coral brunch AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Fishy Zippy Pistol Hall hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Pilar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: fighting wonderful box office idiot Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky this was a valued, uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Useless dashing den gaming laptop different mothers, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: jet electric senate Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: elite theatre The little punk is stonewalling me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: coral brunch The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky yes, dear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: coral brunch Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: crimson potus My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: elite theatre Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: coral brunch Jeffrey. Love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: elite theatre You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus? |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: elite theatre What's this?
That is for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
They range up to three thousand.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Sir, please...
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: jet electric senate I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: elite theatre Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.
Excuse me?
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: coral brunch Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky in the briefcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: fear-inspiring location partner papers, various papers.
business papers. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: elite theatre We dropped off the money...
WHAT "WE"!?!
I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: passionate hairless business firm 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: elite theatre You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.
(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)
(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.
There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.
Zere are no roolz!
NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...
Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!
Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Claret boyish halford resort Hey, man, you mind if I do a J? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: passionate hairless business firm Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: elite theatre WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: elite theatre What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
I don't know, sir.
Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Supple twinkling uncleanness Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: ebony floppy stock car mediation Best movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Here we are: It's shabbos... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974) |
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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Those are good burgers, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Orange Razzmatazz Telephone Pit Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879) |
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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky This is a complicated case, Maude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: thriller pocket flask This agression will not stand, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: coral brunch The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: Slap-happy Bistre Theater http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: coral brunch I just needed something to bump with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM Author: coral brunch I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: gay adventurous gas station ...with nailpolish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: hateful diverse state Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: gay adventurous gas station -Does he still write?
-Oh no...he has health problems.
-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM Author: coral brunch Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM Author: hateful diverse state SHOMER SHABBOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: coral brunch So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: cheese-eating parlour donnie, you're out of your element. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse goal in life don't fuck with the jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: coral brunch 8 year-olds did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: coral brunch Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: cheese-eating parlour you brought a fucking dog bowling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM Author: coral brunch What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: cheese-eating parlour if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse goal in life you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: coral brunch shhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse goal in life so sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: cheese-eating parlour no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM Author: coral brunch Mark it 8, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM Author: hateful diverse state You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: coral brunch Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Federal tripping french chef It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM Author: coral brunch Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: coral brunch Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky The DUDE is not in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: Appetizing lime kitchen My work has been praised as highly vaginal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky Were you listening to the dude's story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: brilliant mind-boggling quadroon I am the walrus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: Navy excitant church building associate It really tied the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: histrionic piazza people who are hurt Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Stimulating whorehouse tank Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: insecure flesh wrinkle spot you mean coitus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: Stimulating whorehouse tank I was talking about my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: cheese-eating parlour this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Navy excitant church building associate Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Slap-happy Bistre Theater My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: insecure flesh wrinkle spot haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: Gold dead office mad-dog skullcap They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Exhilarant Ivory Bawdyhouse Becky This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: hateful diverse state they pee on your fucking rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742) |