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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi it's like Lenin said... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: big violet space that rug really brought the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: supple heaven HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024) |
Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: Infuriating Sound Barrier Cuckoldry With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker Hey, this is a private residence, man... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM Author: nubile gaping step-uncle's house my rugs have seminal value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Dashing immigrant private investor Obviously you're not a golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: arousing fat ankles We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM Author: hairraiser piazza "...nussing, Lebowski, nussing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Vibrant Address "I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just go find a cash machine" |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: brindle shrine sex offender The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: Lascivious location You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi What's a pedder-ass, Walter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Vibrant Address 8 year olds, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM Author: bat shit crazy stimulating water buffalo Shut the FUCK up, Donnie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: hairraiser piazza "pederast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: supple heaven What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: cerebral bronze legal warrant he's cracking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: learning disabled scourge upon the earth dilemma This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Nice marmot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: fragrant ultramarine potus You think the carpet-pissers did this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Ooooh, separate incidents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM Author: bat shit crazy stimulating water buffalo The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM Author: Free-loading ebony gay wizard ceo I like your style, dude.
I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good 'un. |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: Exciting Low-t Wagecucks Chapel what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Adventurous bright headpube I think he means critique it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: arousing fat ankles Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: histrionic olive mood what do you need your Johnson for, Dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: arousing fat ankles DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: Dashing immigrant private investor You're not wrong, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: Aqua Talented Resort Death Wish You're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Zombie-like tanning salon coffee pot That's why they call me I am expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: Zombie-like tanning salon coffee pot That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Overrated Forum You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes the cable? |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: territorial turquoise bbw http://www.lebowskifest.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Zombie-like tanning salon coffee pot Does he still write?
Oh no...he has health problems... |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: supple heaven hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Pilar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: Trip Stead Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi this was a valued, uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Bonkers sandwich different mothers, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Aqua Talented Resort Death Wish Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker The little punk is stonewalling me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi yes, dear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: Infuriating Sound Barrier Cuckoldry My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Jeffrey. Love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus? |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker What's this?
That is for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
They range up to three thousand.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Sir, please...
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: Aqua Talented Resort Death Wish I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.
Excuse me?
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi in the briefcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Beady-eyed school papers, various papers.
business papers. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker We dropped off the money...
WHAT "WE"!?!
I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Mind-boggling associate 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.
(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)
(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.
There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.
Zere are no roolz!
NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...
Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!
Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: territorial turquoise bbw Hey, man, you mind if I do a J? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Mind-boggling associate Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: curious sepia windowlicker What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
I don't know, sir.
Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: House-broken Stage Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Doobsian fanboi This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: brindle shrine sex offender Best movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Here we are: It's shabbos... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974) |
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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM Author: Doobsian fanboi Those are good burgers, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: hairraiser piazza Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879) |
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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi This is a complicated case, Maude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: ruby field clown This agression will not stand, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: bat shit crazy stimulating water buffalo http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab I just needed something to bump with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: Glittery orange tank corner ...with nailpolish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: Overrated Forum Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Glittery orange tank corner -Does he still write?
-Oh no...he has health problems.
-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM Author: Overrated Forum SHOMER SHABBOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse donnie, you're out of your element. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: Razzmatazz bipolar library don't fuck with the jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab 8 year-olds did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse you brought a fucking dog bowling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Razzmatazz bipolar library you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab shhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM Author: Razzmatazz bipolar library so sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Mark it 8, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM Author: Overrated Forum You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Sapphire excitant pit It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Khaki Contagious Rehab Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi The DUDE is not in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: Walnut Keepsake Machete My work has been praised as highly vaginal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi Were you listening to the dude's story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Vigorous Disrespectful Cumskin Skinny Woman I am the walrus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: soggy giraffe reading party It really tied the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Odious Garnet Theater Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: yapping stock car Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: razzle red senate goal in life you mean coitus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: yapping stock car I was talking about my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: soggy giraffe reading party Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: bat shit crazy stimulating water buffalo My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: razzle red senate goal in life haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: Apoplectic church dog poop They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Doobsian fanboi This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: Overrated Forum they pee on your fucking rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742) |