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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
twinkling clown
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
vigorous crawly center
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Effete Hell
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
Rose Vengeful Stag Film Masturbator
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
sooty brunch
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Magenta mad cow disease
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
out-of-control bistre menage regret
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
180 stead
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
Frisky racy casino preventive strike
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
twinkling clown
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
Buff electric dilemma philosopher-king
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
twinkling clown
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Bateful irate theater stage
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
brass angry market weed whacker
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
twinkling clown
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Buff electric dilemma philosopher-king
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot
  05/08/05
"pederast"
Frisky racy casino preventive strike
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Effete Hell
  05/06/05
he's cracking
canary stain
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
crusty personal credit line place of business
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Nighttime messiness
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
Fluffy Dingle Berry Potus
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
twinkling clown
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
ebony range
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
twinkling clown
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Submissive volcanic crater
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
Provocative piazza wagecucks
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
twinkling clown
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
twinkling clown
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
180 stead
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
pearl lay
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
180 stead
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
out-of-control bistre menage regret
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
Flatulent Bbw
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
twinkling clown
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
twinkling clown
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
twinkling clown
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Mind-boggling puce office
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Nighttime messiness
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
twinkling clown
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
thriller high-end coffee pot
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Nighttime messiness
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Effete Hell
  05/28/05
Pilar?
twinkling clown
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
Beady-eyed Crackhouse
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
twinkling clown
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
pontificating plaza cuck
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
Flatulent Bbw
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Nighttime messiness
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
twinkling clown
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Nighttime messiness
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
Rose Vengeful Stag Film Masturbator
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Nighttime messiness
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Flatulent Bbw
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Nighttime messiness
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
twinkling clown
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
exhilarant degenerate
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
at-the-ready dun elastic band patrolman
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
thriller high-end coffee pot
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
at-the-ready dun elastic band patrolman
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
sooty brunch
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
soggy bat shit crazy giraffe
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
twinkling clown
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Bateful irate theater stage
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
twinkling clown
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
twinkling clown
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
twinkling clown
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
Frisky racy casino preventive strike
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
twinkling clown
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
twinkling clown
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
Sienna toaster
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Nighttime messiness
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Nighttime messiness
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Nighttime messiness
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
shivering half-breed
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Mind-boggling puce office
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
shivering half-breed
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Mind-boggling puce office
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
infuriating trump supporter telephone
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
wild federal forum voyeur
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
infuriating trump supporter telephone
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
infuriating trump supporter telephone
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
wild federal forum voyeur
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
so sorry.
wild federal forum voyeur
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
infuriating trump supporter telephone
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Nighttime messiness
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Mind-boggling puce office
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Nighttime messiness
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
swollen shimmering church building roommate
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Nighttime messiness
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Nighttime messiness
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
twinkling clown
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Disrespectful honey-headed whorehouse water buffalo
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
twinkling clown
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
Tripping State Prole
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
wonderful dog poop base
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
blue liquid oxygen
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
hairraiser heaven
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
doobsian rigor fanboi
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
hairraiser heaven
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
infuriating trump supporter telephone
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
wonderful dog poop base
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot
  11/09/06
haha
doobsian rigor fanboi
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
Charcoal harsh sneaky criminal
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
twinkling clown
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Mind-boggling puce office
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: twinkling clown

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: vigorous crawly center

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Effete Hell

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Rose Vengeful Stag Film Masturbator

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: sooty brunch

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Magenta mad cow disease

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: out-of-control bistre menage regret

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: 180 stead

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Frisky racy casino preventive strike

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: twinkling clown

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Buff electric dilemma philosopher-king

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: twinkling clown

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful irate theater stage

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: brass angry market weed whacker

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: twinkling clown

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Buff electric dilemma philosopher-king

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Frisky racy casino preventive strike

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Effete Hell

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: canary stain

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: crusty personal credit line place of business

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Dingle Berry Potus

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: ebony range

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: sooty brunch

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Submissive volcanic crater

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative piazza wagecucks

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: twinkling clown

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: 180 stead

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: pearl lay

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: 180 stead

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: out-of-control bistre menage regret

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Flatulent Bbw

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: twinkling clown

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling puce office

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: twinkling clown

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: thriller high-end coffee pot

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Nowag

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Effete Hell

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: twinkling clown

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: pontificating plaza cuck

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Flatulent Bbw

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: sooty brunch

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: twinkling clown

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Rose Vengeful Stag Film Masturbator

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: sooty brunch

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: sooty brunch

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: sooty brunch

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: Flatulent Bbw

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: sooty brunch

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: twinkling clown

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: exhilarant degenerate

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: sooty brunch

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready dun elastic band patrolman

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: sooty brunch

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: thriller high-end coffee pot

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready dun elastic band patrolman

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: sooty brunch

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: sooty brunch

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: soggy bat shit crazy giraffe

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: twinkling clown

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Bateful irate theater stage

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: twinkling clown

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Frisky racy casino preventive strike

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: twinkling clown

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: twinkling clown

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Sienna toaster

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: shivering half-breed

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling puce office

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: shivering half-breed

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling puce office

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: infuriating trump supporter telephone

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: wild federal forum voyeur

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: infuriating trump supporter telephone

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: infuriating trump supporter telephone

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: wild federal forum voyeur

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: wild federal forum voyeur

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: infuriating trump supporter telephone

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling puce office

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: swollen shimmering church building roommate

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Nighttime messiness

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: twinkling clown

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful honey-headed whorehouse water buffalo

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Tripping State Prole

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: wonderful dog poop base

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: blue liquid oxygen

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser heaven

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: doobsian rigor fanboi

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: hairraiser heaven

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: infuriating trump supporter telephone

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful dog poop base

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Chocolate mad-dog skullcap spot

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: doobsian rigor fanboi

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Charcoal harsh sneaky criminal

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: twinkling clown

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling puce office

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)