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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Maize trailer park
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
bateful deep gas station mental disorder
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Soggy violent market kitty cat
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
topaz partner
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
walnut disrespectful stage
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
dashing sickened point mood
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
indecent chartreuse house international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Glittery Site Clown
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
beady-eyed charcoal base
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
dashing sickened point mood
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
indecent chartreuse house international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
harsh step-uncle's house
  05/08/05
"pederast"
Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan
  05/06/05
he's cracking
Razzle-dazzle water buffalo patrolman
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Excitant erotic forum
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Pink crawly rehab
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
Magical arousing doctorate toilet seat
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
dashing sickened point mood
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
harsh step-uncle's house
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Flushed deer antler
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Sapphire slimy home
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
sadistic heady cuck goyim
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
walnut disrespectful stage
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
cocky painfully honest theater stage juggernaut
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
walnut disrespectful stage
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
topaz partner
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
cream nowag address
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
dashing sickened point mood
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Vivacious bonkers brethren
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Pink crawly rehab
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
medicated dead cuckoldry
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Pink crawly rehab
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan
  05/28/05
Pilar?
dashing sickened point mood
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
Chrome misanthropic pocket flask
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
rusted shrine
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
cream nowag address
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Pink crawly rehab
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
dashing sickened point mood
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Pink crawly rehab
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
bateful deep gas station mental disorder
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Pink crawly rehab
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
cream nowag address
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Pink crawly rehab
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
dashing sickened point mood
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
spectacular useless dilemma knife
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Nighttime Lascivious Bawdyhouse
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
medicated dead cuckoldry
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Nighttime Lascivious Bawdyhouse
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Mind-boggling orchid place of business native
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Haunting Garrison
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Glittery Site Clown
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
dashing sickened point mood
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
dashing sickened point mood
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
dashing sickened point mood
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
dashing sickened point mood
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
orange hissy fit sandwich
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Pink crawly rehab
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
harsh step-uncle's house
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Pink crawly rehab
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Pink crawly rehab
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
irradiated senate macaca
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Vivacious bonkers brethren
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
irradiated senate macaca
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Vivacious bonkers brethren
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
pearly hairy legs circlehead
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
Lavender aggressive wrinkle
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
pearly hairy legs circlehead
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
pearly hairy legs circlehead
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
Lavender aggressive wrinkle
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
so sorry.
Lavender aggressive wrinkle
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
pearly hairy legs circlehead
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Pink crawly rehab
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Vivacious bonkers brethren
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Pink crawly rehab
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
silver business firm fortuitous meteor
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Pink crawly rehab
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Pink crawly rehab
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
dashing sickened point mood
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Light Swashbuckling Locus
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
dashing sickened point mood
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
electric sexy crackhouse
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
Blue Wonderful Resort
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
massive karate chapel
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
Stirring rigor
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
passionate green toaster cumskin
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Stirring rigor
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
pearly hairy legs circlehead
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
Blue Wonderful Resort
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
harsh step-uncle's house
  11/09/06
haha
passionate green toaster cumskin
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
peach sound barrier
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
dashing sickened point mood
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Vivacious bonkers brethren
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Maize trailer park

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: bateful deep gas station mental disorder

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Soggy violent market kitty cat

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: topaz partner

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: walnut disrespectful stage

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: indecent chartreuse house international law enforcement agency

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Glittery Site Clown

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed charcoal base

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: indecent chartreuse house international law enforcement agency

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: harsh step-uncle's house

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo patrolman

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant erotic forum

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Magical arousing doctorate toilet seat

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: harsh step-uncle's house

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Flushed deer antler

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Sapphire slimy home

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: sadistic heady cuck goyim

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: walnut disrespectful stage

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: cocky painfully honest theater stage juggernaut

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: walnut disrespectful stage

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: topaz partner

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: cream nowag address

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers brethren

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: medicated dead cuckoldry

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all Effete Preventive Strike Voyeur

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Insecure opaque nursing home coldplay fan

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: Chrome misanthropic pocket flask

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: rusted shrine

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: cream nowag address

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: bateful deep gas station mental disorder

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: cream nowag address

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: spectacular useless dilemma knife

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Lascivious Bawdyhouse

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: medicated dead cuckoldry

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Nighttime Lascivious Bawdyhouse

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid place of business native

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Haunting Garrison

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Glittery Site Clown

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aqua Haunted Graveyard Lay

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: orange hissy fit sandwich

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: harsh step-uncle's house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: irradiated senate macaca

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers brethren

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: irradiated senate macaca

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers brethren

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: pearly hairy legs circlehead

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: Lavender aggressive wrinkle

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: pearly hairy legs circlehead

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: pearly hairy legs circlehead

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Lavender aggressive wrinkle

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: Lavender aggressive wrinkle

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: pearly hairy legs circlehead

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers brethren

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: silver business firm fortuitous meteor

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Pink crawly rehab

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Locus

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: electric sexy crackhouse

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Blue Wonderful Resort

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: massive karate chapel

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Stirring rigor

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: passionate green toaster cumskin

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring rigor

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: pearly hairy legs circlehead

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Blue Wonderful Resort

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: harsh step-uncle's house

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: passionate green toaster cumskin

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: peach sound barrier

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: dashing sickened point mood

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious bonkers brethren

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)