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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Fragrant internet-worthy theater stage
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
jet-lagged rough-skinned alpha
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
coiffed racy forum
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Crimson Glittery Sanctuary
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
glassy insane jewess
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
french idiot
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
Mind-boggling ceo
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Sadistic menage ratface
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
nighttime milk piazza
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Mind-boggling ceo
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  05/08/05
"pederast"
Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry
  05/06/05
he's cracking
Sooty galvanic stag film telephone
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
dull school people who are hurt
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
Violet appetizing community account goal in life
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Transparent abusive base rigpig
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Electric sable voyeur incel
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
Primrose dead business firm clown
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
french idiot
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
Yellow area fat ankles
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
french idiot
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
glassy insane jewess
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
Bearded tanning salon stock car
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Razzle-dazzle tan point
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Razzle-dazzle tan point
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
sinister den macaca
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Flirting carmine wagecucks
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Razzle-dazzle tan point
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry
  05/28/05
Pilar?
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
concupiscible aqua field
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
ultramarine multi-colored shitlib temple
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
Bearded tanning salon stock car
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
jet-lagged rough-skinned alpha
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Bearded tanning salon stock car
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
violent elite lodge crotch
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
adventurous preventive strike
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Chestnut medicated karate
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Flirting carmine wagecucks
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Chestnut medicated karate
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
coiffed racy forum
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Disgusting casino faggot firefighter
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Sadistic menage ratface
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
laughsome dysfunction state
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
laughsome dysfunction state
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
laughsome dysfunction state
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
bateful ape death wish
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
rambunctious lascivious church building
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
sinister den macaca
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
rambunctious lascivious church building
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
sinister den macaca
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
submissive chrome university water buffalo
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
anal corn cake
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
submissive chrome university water buffalo
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
submissive chrome university water buffalo
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
anal corn cake
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
so sorry.
anal corn cake
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
submissive chrome university water buffalo
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
sinister den macaca
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
violent elite lodge crotch
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
Hairraiser lettuce dilemma
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
violent elite lodge crotch
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
violent elite lodge crotch
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
laughsome dysfunction state
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Ruddy exciting school cafeteria mood
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
laughsome dysfunction state
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
misunderstood learning disabled liquid oxygen internal respiration
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
frisky rose weed whacker senate
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
federal autistic kitty locale
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
Curious personal credit line
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
godawful emerald stead tattoo
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Curious personal credit line
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
submissive chrome university water buffalo
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
frisky rose weed whacker senate
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  11/09/06
haha
godawful emerald stead tattoo
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
black drunken sex offender multi-billionaire
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
laughsome dysfunction state
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
sinister den macaca
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Fragrant internet-worthy theater stage

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged rough-skinned alpha

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Crimson Glittery Sanctuary

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: glassy insane jewess

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: french idiot

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ceo

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Sadistic menage ratface

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: nighttime milk piazza

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ceo

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Sooty galvanic stag film telephone

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: dull school people who are hurt

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Violet appetizing community account goal in life

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent abusive base rigpig

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Electric sable voyeur incel

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Primrose dead business firm clown

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: french idiot

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: Yellow area fat ankles

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: french idiot

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: glassy insane jewess

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon stock car

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan point

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan point

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: sinister den macaca

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Flirting carmine wagecucks

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tan point

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Abnormal Razzle Cuckoldry

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: concupiscible aqua field

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: ultramarine multi-colored shitlib temple

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon stock car

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged rough-skinned alpha

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon stock car

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Chestnut medicated karate

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Flirting carmine wagecucks

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Chestnut medicated karate

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: coiffed racy forum

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Disgusting casino faggot firefighter

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Sadistic menage ratface

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Useless Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Set

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: bateful ape death wish

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: rambunctious lascivious church building

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: sinister den macaca

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: rambunctious lascivious church building

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: sinister den macaca

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: submissive chrome university water buffalo

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: anal corn cake

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: submissive chrome university water buffalo

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: submissive chrome university water buffalo

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: anal corn cake

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: anal corn cake

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: submissive chrome university water buffalo

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: sinister den macaca

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser lettuce dilemma

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: violent elite lodge crotch

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting school cafeteria mood

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: misunderstood learning disabled liquid oxygen internal respiration

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: frisky rose weed whacker senate

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: federal autistic kitty locale

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Curious personal credit line

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: godawful emerald stead tattoo

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Curious personal credit line

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: submissive chrome university water buffalo

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: frisky rose weed whacker senate

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Talented snowy step-uncle's house travel guidebook

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: godawful emerald stead tattoo

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: black drunken sex offender multi-billionaire

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction state

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: sinister den macaca

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)