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jet-lagged orchid incel
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
cerebral citrine corn cake
  04/26/07
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jet-lagged orchid incel
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
obsidian messiness
  04/26/07
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jet-lagged orchid incel
  04/27/07
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multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse
  04/26/07
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jet-lagged orchid incel
  04/26/07
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multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Lascivious jet pit skinny woman
  04/26/07
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multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
obsidian messiness
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
Lake aphrodisiac international law enforcement agency patrolman
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
fragrant mustard psychic plaza
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
cerebral citrine corn cake
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
sepia kitty cat address
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
...
multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
...
multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Navy candlestick maker business firm
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
bronze box office
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Exhilarant carmine market juggernaut
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
smoky ceo rehab
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
bearded volcanic crater
  04/26/07
...
Excitant laser beams home
  04/26/07
*lol*
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
cream cowardly hall son of senegal
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
obsidian messiness
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Sick field
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
floppy abusive dilemma
  04/26/07
Probably 165
bearded volcanic crater
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Odious Domesticated Legend
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
bateful zombie-like gaming laptop
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
razzle alpha university
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Odious Domesticated Legend
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Zippy idea he suggested menage
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Odious Domesticated Legend
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Zippy idea he suggested menage
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Odious Domesticated Legend
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Zippy idea he suggested menage
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Odious Domesticated Legend
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Red Dashing Casino Pistol
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Zippy idea he suggested menage
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
bronze box office
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Big thirsty jew hospital
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/26/07
yeah
Big thirsty jew hospital
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Umber Abode Boltzmann
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Navy candlestick maker business firm
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
jade useless therapy chapel
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Shaky Soul-stirring Cruise Ship
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
amber background story school
  04/26/07
titmfcr
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Canary whorehouse nibblets
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
shimmering property rigpig
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
bisexual old irish cottage
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Bistre aromatic set
  04/26/07
lol
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Bistre aromatic set
  04/26/07
lol
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Elite codepig
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Bistre aromatic set
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
Laughsome coldplay fan
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Duck-like dysfunction
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
smoky ceo rehab
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
not true
Boyish den
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Massive startling orchestra pit roast beef
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Silver locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
up-to-no-good personal credit line sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
up-to-no-good personal credit line sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Duck-like dysfunction
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Canary whorehouse nibblets
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Big thirsty jew hospital
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
bronze box office
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
pink confused persian blood rage
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
pink confused persian blood rage
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
pink confused persian blood rage
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
fragrant mustard psychic plaza
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
bronze box office
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Shaky Soul-stirring Cruise Ship
  04/27/07
100!
180 Bonkers State Gaping
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Boyish den
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Wonderful tan filthpig heaven
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Boyish den
  04/27/07
as if
fragrant mustard psychic plaza
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
fragrant mustard psychic plaza
  04/28/07


Poast new message in this thread





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchid incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: cerebral citrine corn cake

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchid incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: obsidian messiness

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchid incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchid incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Lascivious jet pit skinny woman

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: obsidian messiness

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Lake aphrodisiac international law enforcement agency patrolman

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: fragrant mustard psychic plaza

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: cerebral citrine corn cake

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: sepia kitty cat address

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Navy candlestick maker business firm

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: bronze box office

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant carmine market juggernaut

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: smoky ceo rehab

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: bearded volcanic crater

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Excitant laser beams home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: cream cowardly hall son of senegal

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: obsidian messiness

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Sick field

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: floppy abusive dilemma

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: bearded volcanic crater

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Odious Domesticated Legend

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: bateful zombie-like gaming laptop

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: razzle alpha university

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Odious Domesticated Legend

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Zippy idea he suggested menage

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Odious Domesticated Legend

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Zippy idea he suggested menage

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Odious Domesticated Legend

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Zippy idea he suggested menage

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Odious Domesticated Legend

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Red Dashing Casino Pistol

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Zippy idea he suggested menage

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: bronze box office

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Big thirsty jew hospital

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Big thirsty jew hospital

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Umber Abode Boltzmann

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Navy candlestick maker business firm

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: jade useless therapy chapel
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Shaky Soul-stirring Cruise Ship

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: amber background story school

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Canary whorehouse nibblets

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: shimmering property rigpig

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: bisexual old irish cottage

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Bistre aromatic set

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Bistre aromatic set

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Elite codepig

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Bistre aromatic set

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Laughsome coldplay fan

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Duck-like dysfunction

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: smoky ceo rehab

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Boyish den
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Massive startling orchestra pit roast beef

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Wild Ticket Booth Multi-billionaire

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Silver locus twinkling uncleanness

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good personal credit line sweet tailpipe

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good personal credit line sweet tailpipe

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Duck-like dysfunction

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser stag film hunting ground

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Canary whorehouse nibblets

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Big thirsty jew hospital

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: bronze box office

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: pink confused persian blood rage

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: pink confused persian blood rage

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: pink confused persian blood rage

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: fragrant mustard psychic plaza

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: bronze box office

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Shaky Soul-stirring Cruise Ship

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: 180 Bonkers State Gaping

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Boyish den

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Wonderful tan filthpig heaven

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Boyish den

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: fragrant mustard psychic plaza

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: fragrant mustard psychic plaza

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)