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electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Beta exciting private investor
  04/26/07
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electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
vibrant burgundy faggotry
  04/26/07
...
electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen
  04/27/07
...
spruce rambunctious station
  04/26/07
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electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
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spruce rambunctious station
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
fragrant avocado home people who are hurt
  04/26/07
...
spruce rambunctious station
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
vibrant burgundy faggotry
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
Hairraiser menage
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
bipolar old irish cottage
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Beta exciting private investor
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Fighting cerebral place of business spot
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
...
spruce rambunctious station
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
...
spruce rambunctious station
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
naked tan immigrant
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Aromatic Lime Degenerate
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
racy claret plaza scourge upon the earth
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
amethyst impertinent toaster
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
vigorous zippy native
  04/26/07
...
Sable whorehouse
  04/26/07
*lol*
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
charismatic alcoholic gunner
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
vibrant burgundy faggotry
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
infuriating kitty gas station
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Lilac site
  04/26/07
Probably 165
vigorous zippy native
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
ungodly lay
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
jet mind-boggling persian step-uncle's house
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Slate excitant really tough guy
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Slate excitant really tough guy
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Slate excitant really tough guy
  04/26/07
That is likely.
twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Rose demanding church building
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Slate excitant really tough guy
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Aromatic Lime Degenerate
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Lavender trip main people legend
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/26/07
yeah
Lavender trip main people legend
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
mustard orchestra pit kitty cat
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
naked tan immigrant
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Titillating onyx coldplay fan
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Hot Silver Office Generalized Bond
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
Drunken international law enforcement agency public bath
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Aquamarine Abusive Mediation
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
green stain depressive
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Razzmatazz shitlib
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Comical indirect expression corner
  04/26/07
lol
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Comical indirect expression corner
  04/26/07
lol
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
narrow-minded set
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Comical indirect expression corner
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
180 overrated hall candlestick maker
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
useless national masturbator
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
amethyst impertinent toaster
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
not true
Floppy stubborn principal's office
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Harsh therapy
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Talented shaky round eye senate
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Frisky provocative tank nursing home
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Frisky provocative tank nursing home
  04/26/07
barzinied.
useless national masturbator
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Aquamarine Abusive Mediation
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Lavender trip main people legend
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Aromatic Lime Degenerate
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
aphrodisiac geriatric pit
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
aphrodisiac geriatric pit
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
aphrodisiac geriatric pit
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
bipolar old irish cottage
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Aromatic Lime Degenerate
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Hot Silver Office Generalized Bond
  04/27/07
100!
Odious bronze dilemma elastic band
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Floppy stubborn principal's office
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Floppy stubborn principal's office
  04/27/07
as if
bipolar old irish cottage
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
bipolar old irish cottage
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Beta exciting private investor

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant burgundy faggotry

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: electric indigo parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: fragrant avocado home people who are hurt

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: vibrant burgundy faggotry

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser menage

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: bipolar old irish cottage

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Beta exciting private investor

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Fighting cerebral place of business spot

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: naked tan immigrant

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Lime Degenerate

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: racy claret plaza scourge upon the earth

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: amethyst impertinent toaster

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: vigorous zippy native

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Sable whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: charismatic alcoholic gunner

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: vibrant burgundy faggotry

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: infuriating kitty gas station

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Lilac site

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: vigorous zippy native

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: ungodly lay

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: jet mind-boggling persian step-uncle's house

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Slate excitant really tough guy

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Slate excitant really tough guy

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Slate excitant really tough guy

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: twinkling buck-toothed range goal in life

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Rose demanding church building

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Slate excitant really tough guy

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Lime Degenerate

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Lavender trip main people legend

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Lavender trip main people legend

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: mustard orchestra pit kitty cat

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: naked tan immigrant

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Titillating onyx coldplay fan
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Hot Silver Office Generalized Bond

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Drunken international law enforcement agency public bath

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine Abusive Mediation

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: green stain depressive

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shitlib

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Comical indirect expression corner

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Comical indirect expression corner

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded set

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Comical indirect expression corner

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: 180 overrated hall candlestick maker

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: useless national masturbator

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: amethyst impertinent toaster

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy stubborn principal's office
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Harsh therapy

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Legal Warrant

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Talented shaky round eye senate

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Frisky provocative tank nursing home

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Frisky provocative tank nursing home

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: useless national masturbator

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Affirmative Action

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine Abusive Mediation

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Lavender trip main people legend

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Aromatic Lime Degenerate

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac geriatric pit

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac geriatric pit

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac geriatric pit

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: bipolar old irish cottage

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Lime Degenerate

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Hot Silver Office Generalized Bond

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Odious bronze dilemma elastic band

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Floppy stubborn principal's office

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Magenta Tanning Salon Son Of Senegal

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Floppy stubborn principal's office

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: bipolar old irish cottage

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: bipolar old irish cottage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)