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Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Lascivious legend
  04/26/07
...
Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Histrionic set mood
  04/26/07
...
Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface
  04/27/07
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concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor
  04/26/07
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Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface
  04/26/07
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concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Chartreuse Cocky Hall
  04/26/07
...
concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Histrionic set mood
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
tripping ceo
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
spectacular offensive rigpig range
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Lascivious legend
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Passionate half-breed
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
dashing den
  04/26/07
...
concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
dashing den
  04/26/07
...
concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
harsh irate corn cake
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
apoplectic coral principal's office
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Titillating circlehead theatre
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Vigorous university clown
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Bat shit crazy disturbing goyim theater
  04/26/07
...
bronze cracking messiness
  04/26/07
*lol*
dashing den
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
lilac greedy church building
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Histrionic set mood
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Bespoke masturbator hissy fit
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
arrogant background story indirect expression
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Bat shit crazy disturbing goyim theater
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Turquoise Useless Location
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
amber hairraiser lay windowlicker
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
bossy cream crackhouse toaster
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Turquoise Useless Location
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
very tactful claret plaza wrinkle
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Turquoise Useless Location
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
very tactful claret plaza wrinkle
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Turquoise Useless Location
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
very tactful claret plaza wrinkle
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Turquoise Useless Location
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
dashing den
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Beady-eyed Cyan Hell Community Account
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
very tactful claret plaza wrinkle
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
dashing den
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
apoplectic coral principal's office
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Clear fat ankles wagecucks
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
wine old irish cottage
  04/26/07
yeah
Clear fat ankles wagecucks
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
aromatic jap church
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
harsh irate corn cake
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
fiercely-loyal piazza selfie
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Twinkling geriatric resort
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
heady red chad
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
excitant abusive azn
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
glittery pervert puppy
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Adventurous psychic site
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit
  04/26/07
lol
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit
  04/26/07
lol
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Electric pit
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
pearl big queen of the night
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
dashing den
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
seedy juggernaut
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Vigorous university clown
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
not true
boyish alcoholic office
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
bull headed well-lubricated voyeur house
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Fighting incel
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
provocative aquamarine doctorate state
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
dashing den
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
provocative aquamarine doctorate state
  04/26/07
barzinied.
seedy juggernaut
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
dashing den
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
excitant abusive azn
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Clear fat ankles wagecucks
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
apoplectic coral principal's office
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Fragrant Idiot Parlor
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
wine old irish cottage
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Fragrant Idiot Parlor
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
wine old irish cottage
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
wine old irish cottage
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Fragrant Idiot Parlor
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
spectacular offensive rigpig range
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
wine old irish cottage
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
apoplectic coral principal's office
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Twinkling geriatric resort
  04/27/07
100!
Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
boyish alcoholic office
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
wine old irish cottage
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
boyish alcoholic office
  04/27/07
as if
spectacular offensive rigpig range
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
spectacular offensive rigpig range
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Lascivious legend

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Histrionic set mood

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Bearded Coiffed Step-uncle's House Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse Cocky Hall

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Histrionic set mood

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: tripping ceo

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: spectacular offensive rigpig range

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Lascivious legend

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Passionate half-breed

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: dashing den

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: dashing den

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control love of her life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: harsh irate corn cake

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: apoplectic coral principal's office

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating circlehead theatre

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Vigorous university clown

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy disturbing goyim theater

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: bronze cracking messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: dashing den

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: lilac greedy church building

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Histrionic set mood

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Bespoke masturbator hissy fit

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: arrogant background story indirect expression

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy disturbing goyim theater

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Turquoise Useless Location

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: amber hairraiser lay windowlicker

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: bossy cream crackhouse toaster

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Turquoise Useless Location

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: very tactful claret plaza wrinkle

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Turquoise Useless Location

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: very tactful claret plaza wrinkle

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Turquoise Useless Location

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: very tactful claret plaza wrinkle

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Turquoise Useless Location

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: dashing den

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cyan Hell Community Account

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: very tactful claret plaza wrinkle

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: dashing den

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: apoplectic coral principal's office

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Clear fat ankles wagecucks

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Clear fat ankles wagecucks

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: aromatic jap church

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: harsh irate corn cake

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal piazza selfie
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Twinkling geriatric resort

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: heady red chad

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: excitant abusive azn

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: glittery pervert puppy

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Adventurous psychic site

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Electric pit

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Mother Orchestra Pit

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: pearl big queen of the night

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: dashing den

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: seedy juggernaut

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Vigorous university clown

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: boyish alcoholic office
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: bull headed well-lubricated voyeur house

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Pink Idiotic Knife Immigrant

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Fighting incel

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: provocative aquamarine doctorate state

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: dashing den

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: provocative aquamarine doctorate state

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: seedy juggernaut

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: dashing den

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: excitant abusive azn

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Clear fat ankles wagecucks

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: apoplectic coral principal's office

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Idiot Parlor

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Fragrant Idiot Parlor

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Fragrant Idiot Parlor

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular offensive rigpig range

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: apoplectic coral principal's office

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Twinkling geriatric resort

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Tantric Senate Organic Girlfriend

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: boyish alcoholic office

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: wine old irish cottage

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: boyish alcoholic office

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: spectacular offensive rigpig range

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: spectacular offensive rigpig range

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)