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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Curious generalized bond location
  01/05/14
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Haunting spot
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Provocative Pozpig Base
  06/25/12
...
Dashing Awkward Selfie Library
  06/25/12
Jesus
fuchsia motley step-uncle's house
  06/25/12
literally rofling
bipolar excitant old irish cottage
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Bronze Supple Senate Elastic Band
  08/02/12
crying
slate talented immigrant
  08/29/12
...
cracking rusted regret
  02/22/13
...
Charismatic locus partner
  08/21/13
lost my shit
cyan shrine
  03/19/14
...
Jet masturbator
  06/27/14
...
Arousing Harsh Range Alpha
  06/27/14
...
exciting nudist police squad
  09/14/17
...
Appetizing Reading Party
  07/20/18
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Appetizing Reading Party
  02/09/19
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razzmatazz massive dingle berry national
  07/11/19
...
topaz twisted area
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Beta dilemma place of business
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
cop
Dashing Awkward Selfie Library
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Dashing Awkward Selfie Library
  06/25/12
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Provocative Pozpig Base
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Iridescent whorehouse knife
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
...
crimson insecure digit ratio
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Brilliant Idea He Suggested Parlor
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Wonderful foreskin gas station
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Dashing Awkward Selfie Library
  06/25/12
...
Mentally Impaired Concupiscible Bawdyhouse
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Dashing Awkward Selfie Library
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater
  08/21/13
...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
...
flesh potus
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
glassy center queen of the night
  06/25/12
...
crimson insecure digit ratio
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
flushed home
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
soul-stirring rehab
  06/25/12
...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  06/26/12
...
crimson insecure digit ratio
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
purple prole rigor
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Coral toaster
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  08/02/12
...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Bronze Supple Senate Elastic Band
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
...
Vibrant confused chapel
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  08/02/12
...
fragrant rough-skinned quadroon tank
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/06/12
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free-loading diverse resort
  08/06/12
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charcoal set antidepressant drug
  08/08/12
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Vibrant confused chapel
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
exhilarant unhinged organic girlfriend
  08/20/12
...
Vibrant confused chapel
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Charismatic locus partner
  08/21/13
...
charcoal set antidepressant drug
  02/22/13
...
crimson insecure digit ratio
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Charismatic locus partner
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Charismatic locus partner
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Jet masturbator
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
bossy bisexual coldplay fan incel
  08/21/13
180
crimson insecure digit ratio
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
crimson insecure digit ratio
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crimson insecure digit ratio
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crimson insecure digit ratio
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aquamarine insanely creepy kitchen
  03/19/14
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Autistic aphrodisiac forum
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Jet masturbator
  06/27/14
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jade psychic
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bull headed box office
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
bull headed box office
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Titillating impressive point macaca
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Aromatic painfully honest tanning salon party of the first part
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charcoal set antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
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wild gaping
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
big apoplectic windowlicker
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Well-lubricated maize menage corn cake
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Gay Brethren Mood
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poppy irradiated orchestra pit
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Rambunctious institution goal in life
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
trip effete really tough guy
  09/15/17
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wild gaping
  05/20/17
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charcoal set antidepressant drug
  06/27/17
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wild gaping
  07/29/17
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White indian lodge
  10/01/17
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purple prole rigor
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Duck-like site water buffalo
  01/29/18
where did he go
Bistre Multi-colored Electric Furnace Jewess
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stirring market
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purple prole rigor
  08/16/18
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fluffy heady wagecucks
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milky address
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
silver pit
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Salmon feces
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topaz twisted area
  08/27/21
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glittery stead
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Curious generalized bond location

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Haunting spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Provocative Pozpig Base

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Selfie Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: fuchsia motley step-uncle's house

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: bipolar excitant old irish cottage

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Bronze Supple Senate Elastic Band

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: slate talented immigrant

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: cracking rusted regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Charismatic locus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: cyan shrine

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Jet masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Arousing Harsh Range Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: exciting nudist police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz massive dingle berry national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: topaz twisted area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Beta dilemma place of business

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Selfie Library

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Selfie Library

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Provocative Pozpig Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Iridescent whorehouse knife

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Brilliant Idea He Suggested Parlor

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Wonderful foreskin gas station

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Selfie Library

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Concupiscible Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Selfie Library

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: flesh potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: glassy center queen of the night

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: flushed home

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: purple prole rigor

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Coral toaster

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze Supple Senate Elastic Band

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Vibrant confused chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned quadroon tank



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: free-loading diverse resort

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Vibrant confused chapel



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged organic girlfriend

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Vibrant confused chapel



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Laughsome chocolate twinkling uncleanness

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Charismatic locus partner

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Charismatic locus partner

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Charismatic locus partner

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Jet masturbator

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy adventurous temple volcanic crater

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: bossy bisexual coldplay fan incel

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: crimson insecure digit ratio



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: aquamarine insanely creepy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Autistic aphrodisiac forum

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Jet masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: jade psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: bull headed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: bull headed box office

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Titillating impressive point macaca



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Aromatic painfully honest tanning salon party of the first part

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: wild gaping



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: big apoplectic windowlicker

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated maize menage corn cake



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Gay Brethren Mood



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: poppy irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious institution goal in life

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: trip effete really tough guy

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: wild gaping



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: charcoal set antidepressant drug



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: wild gaping



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: White indian lodge



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: purple prole rigor



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Duck-like site water buffalo

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Bistre Multi-colored Electric Furnace Jewess

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: stirring market



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: purple prole rigor



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: fluffy heady wagecucks



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: milky address



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: silver pit

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Salmon feces



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Abusive Hyperventilating Public Bath Private Investor



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: topaz twisted area



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Thriller brunch dopamine



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: glittery stead



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964828)