Date: March 29th, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: Mauve old irish cottage shrine
*gunshot noise*
*shadow of a man collapses and falls in an empty alleyway*
*shot cuts to daytime; Det. Bloodacre and team probe the area*
"Looks like our old 'friend' is back in town"
*shot pans up to 'I WATCH MEN' spraypainted on wall*
*shot cuts to bloodacre wildly firing an automatic rifle from the bed of a moving truck*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*shot cuts to bloodacre confronting steve in a grim basement office*
"There's two types of dogs in this world - the spotted and the striped. A solid color is a type of stripe that covers the whole dog. Understand me?"
*shot cuts to bloodacre wildly firing a machine gun from the back of a speedboat*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*shot cuts to bloodacre and team standing in a circle with pants around ankles*
"Alright men... CROSS STREAMS!"
*eight streams of piss skitter around and collide over a photograph of the murder scene graffito as scene fades out*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1603838&forum_id=2#17636087)