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How to be a shitlaw baller?
| racy main people | 03/08/12 |
| maize lascivious cruise ship | 03/08/12 |
| racy main people | 03/08/12 |
| Excitant library | 03/08/12 |
| cyan stimulating useless brakes sex offender | 03/08/12 |
| Puce ceo | 03/10/12 |
| Beta arrogant famous landscape painting potus | 04/08/12 |
| big-titted office internal respiration | 04/08/12 |
| Hot Haunted Graveyard | 04/23/12 |
| Cobalt fantasy-prone hissy fit | 04/23/12 |
| internet-worthy regret | 03/08/12 |
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| umber institution | 04/08/12 |
| racy main people | 04/08/12 |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:22 PM Author: racy main people Say you're at a top school and you aren't biglaw material. You're below median and you want to give shitlaw a shot, how do you become a shitlaw baller? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159246) |
Date: March 8th, 2012 9:24 PM Author: maize lascivious cruise ship hustle, driven, shameless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159267) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: racy main people I can live with that. Could you describe these things in more detail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159349) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:37 PM Author: Excitant library Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus A client gettin arrested tonight Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY! A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
I'ma -- baller, I'ma twenty something asian lawyer Blades on the Ford Focus, diamond earring just balling Motion drawler, not a leader not a follower Break these DUIs off I'ma twenty something asian lawyer Bust a brief, I'm outta sight I'm throwed I'm bouncin off the court I'm motion ballin Tiny dick -- hop out my meek body form Silver chain, my last name Chong, can't forget to bring Ming along I'm hot, find me on the ER, looking for them clients, got to get some food Man it's understood – there’s money in the hood I'm pushing big arguments can't stop me From nine-eight got to get a nigger on parol-e I'ma crawl slow puffin on the Focus hit the sto' I'ma go real slow, get stopped, sue the popo I'ma lit the stash green, man I'm lookin clean Got them white nikes clean. I’m a white shoe chink.
Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus A client gettin arrested tonight Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY! A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:41 PM Author: cyan stimulating useless brakes sex offender lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159396) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Puce ceo 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20169878) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:41 PM Author: Beta arrogant famous landscape painting potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418733) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:43 PM Author: big-titted office internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418740) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM Author: Hot Haunted Graveyard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530684) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM Author: Cobalt fantasy-prone hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530687) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: internet-worthy regret just say you do contracting work for the federal government, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159408) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: concupiscible mustard keepsake machete pistol alpha tendencies, good looking, good public speaker, a bully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159409) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 6:34 PM Author: umber institution don't break any rules, treat opposing counsel with civility, try to save your clients' money, and be known as an upstanding gentleman of the court (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20419113) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 9:52 PM Author: racy main people This actually seems like the way to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20420609) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 5:58 PM Author: glittery abode toilet seat 1.) Study Saul Goodman's methods RELIGIOUSLY.
2.) ???
3.) Profit. |