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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
floppy new version
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
Green Kitty Cat
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
Magenta fortuitous meteor kitchen
  05/01/24
BUT
Excitant filthy corner
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Bistre gas station
  05/01/24
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Pink curious temple ceo
  05/01/24
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walnut hell
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Splenetic milk
  05/01/24
...
cerise reading party incel
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
Twinkling area
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
fragrant location
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Pink curious temple ceo
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
Galvanic indirect expression feces
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
demanding immigrant roommate
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
Carnelian site national security agency
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
flushed legal warrant library
  05/01/24
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histrionic cyan church building
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Appetizing chad
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
Sick field preventive strike
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Appetizing chad
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Carmine thirsty keepsake machete
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Stirring depressive menage
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Vermilion parlour
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
Henna Vivacious State Ratface
  05/01/24
...
Green Kitty Cat
  05/01/24
...
violet kitty
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
tripping cheese-eating son of senegal
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
territorial nursing home double fault
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
coral digit ratio center
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
Green Kitty Cat
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Bistre gas station
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Stirring depressive menage
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
french twisted lodge
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
demanding immigrant roommate
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: floppy new version

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Green Kitty Cat

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Magenta fortuitous meteor kitchen

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant filthy corner

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Bistre gas station

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Pink curious temple ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: walnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Splenetic milk

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: cerise reading party incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Twinkling area

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant location

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pink curious temple ceo

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression feces

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: demanding immigrant roommate

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Carnelian site national security agency

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: flushed legal warrant library

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: histrionic cyan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Appetizing chad

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: Sick field preventive strike

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Appetizing chad

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Carmine thirsty keepsake machete

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Stirring depressive menage

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Vermilion parlour

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Henna Vivacious State Ratface

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Green Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: violet kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: tripping cheese-eating son of senegal

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: territorial nursing home double fault

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: coral digit ratio center

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Green Kitty Cat

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Bistre gas station

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Azure misanthropic parlor elastic band

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Stirring depressive menage

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: french twisted lodge

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: demanding immigrant roommate

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)