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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Erotic Telephone Milk
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
cerebral nudist gas station antidepressant drug
  05/30/25
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Ruddy box office
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
dark disturbing associate
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Beady-eyed main people
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Very tactful resort gaping
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
cocky son of senegal orchestra pit
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Very tactful resort gaping
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Bateful saffron theater stage
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
chocolate razzle-dazzle house degenerate
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
magical digit ratio
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Multi-colored at-the-ready black woman sweet tailpipe
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Blue spectacular volcanic crater
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Tripping yarmulke
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Blue spectacular volcanic crater
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Razzle nibblets
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Pungent Vigorous Native
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Erotic Telephone Milk



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: cerebral nudist gas station antidepressant drug

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Ruddy box office



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: dark disturbing associate

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed main people

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Very tactful resort gaping

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: cocky son of senegal orchestra pit

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Very tactful resort gaping

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bateful saffron theater stage

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle house degenerate

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: magical digit ratio

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready black woman sweet tailpipe

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Blue spectacular volcanic crater

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Tripping yarmulke

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Blue spectacular volcanic crater

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle nibblets

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Pungent Vigorous Native

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)