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Paul Vasiloff, Esq. megathread

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25
Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of ...
gaius baltar
  08/16/25
anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25
lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlu...
butt cheeks
  08/16/25
i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25
was it Nippon Baseball ?
butt cheeks
  08/16/25
might be. man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's hei...
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25
You are a 45 year old man.
Candy Ride
  08/16/25
True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida represen...
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25
it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner polic...
alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert
  08/16/25
jfc lol
butt cheeks
  08/16/25
...
gaius baltar
  08/16/25
oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.
Martin Skhreli
  08/16/25


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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190463)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: gaius baltar

Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of Texas) on any legal cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190467)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190477)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190482)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190485)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

was it Nippon Baseball ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190497)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

might be.

man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's heil hitler. this song is amazing and makes me want to burn down a synagogue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190500)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Candy Ride

You are a 45 year old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190848)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida representing shitclients in shitmatters and apparently doing a poor job of it. You wasted whatever effort you exerted to get into Chicago and definitely wasted the 6 figures you spent on it. To say nothing of how hard it was to get through, because it’s possibly the only elite school that isn’t a cakewalk to get through. So you had to kill uourdelf for three years.

And for what? You’re so unlikable and awkward (and maybe just stupid. Actually, you are stupid based on what we’ve seen on your lawyering) that you got no offered after 2L biglaw summer, where all you do is write a couple memos and go to happy hours. How did that happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190879)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)

it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner police who was mad at gunneratttt for trying to fuck gjr and outed that gunneratttt works for mpa in boston, is a nebbish jew and some other details.

i have no clue why he latched onto some guy that looks quite handsome and pretty goyish.

also it feels like a fucking sim glitch that a few months later gjr and bp reconciled and bp started outing mpa because he thinks mpa was trying to hit on gjr. holy fucking shit man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190511)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190513)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: gaius baltar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190518)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Martin Skhreli ((zurich is stained))

oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2#49190520)