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Off my chest: Smash Burgers were an incredible GC grift

The goyim that fell for this would fall for anything http...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/06/26
That's a food trend I never tried. Seemed like coworker foo...
Woah Cr friend!
  04/06/26
"coworker food" is an amazing phrase
regional source
  04/06/26
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potluck
  04/06/26
a thin burger can be fantastic if done well. those look like...
peeface
  04/06/26
Those aren't smash burgers I'm starting to doubt you even li...
..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,
  04/06/26
that is what they look like friend!
Paralegal Marandi
  04/06/26
No it isn't
..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,
  04/06/26
They're not usually like this
oomox
  04/06/26
I'm literally a chef
Paralegal Marandi
  04/06/26
The clip in the OP looks like Freddy's or a similar chain wh...
..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,
  04/06/26
Even that extremely poorly executed example will taste bette...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/07/26
It's not a taste issue, it's a price issue. They are chargin...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/07/26
It's hard to beat a thick, juicy, and delicious cheeseburger
Nazca Redlines
  04/07/26
Does an In-N-Out burger count as a "smash burger"?
Ass Sunstein
  04/07/26
They have gotten incredibly thin and I don't think they give...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/07/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

The goyim that fell for this would fall for anything

https://x.com/washghost1/status/2041234731463832008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798782)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

That's a food trend I never tried. Seemed like coworker food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798785)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: regional source (No Future)

"coworker food" is an amazing phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798812)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49799141)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: peeface

a thin burger can be fantastic if done well. those look like shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798786)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: ..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,


Those aren't smash burgers I'm starting to doubt you even live in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798792)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

that is what they look like friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798795)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: ..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,


No it isn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798798)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: oomox

They're not usually like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798800)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

I'm literally a chef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798803)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: ..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,


The clip in the OP looks like Freddy's or a similar chain where they're made like this on purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49798811)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Even that extremely poorly executed example will taste better than some “steakhouse” burger with a thick dried out patty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49801513)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

It's not a taste issue, it's a price issue. They are charging $12 for just a smash burger alone, fries not included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49801524)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

It's hard to beat a thick, juicy, and delicious cheeseburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49801549)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Does an In-N-Out burger count as a "smash burger"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49801519)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

They have gotten incredibly thin and I don't think they give you significantly more meat than what I posted, but they are not marketed as a smash burger and they do not have the trademark crispy edges of a smash burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854312&forum_id=2#49801522)