Date: October 11th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Greedy Sapphire School Cafeteria
I saw a cobra with a menu in his hand
Slithering through the streets of Old Delhi in the sand
He was looking for a place called Raja's Tandoori Stand
Gonna get a big Mugh Makhani and garlic naan
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
If you hear them hissing by the kitchen door
You better watch your step on the marble floor
Little old lady got bit late last night
Russells viper under the rickshaw light
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
He's the hairy-lipped crate-bound Krait of Bihar
He'll slide right into the backseat of your car
You see him gliding through the monsoon rain
Hoping to strike in the second class railway train
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
Ah-ooooh, Serpents of India!
Ah-ooooh!
I saw a Saw-scaled Viper down in Rajasthan
Striking at the ankles of a traveling man
His scales were drawing circles, making quite a din
I'd like to meet his tailor--that's a beautiful Skin!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909347&forum_id=2#50183959)