Date: October 10th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: abnormal cordovan degenerate
Chick I’ve been working with for about a year, we grabbed drinks tonight.
We were “friends” for the year and I always gave her dating advice and I embellished the fuck out of my sexual experience. I have only been with two chicks ever but I told her I was with about 40. I also said I was 7.1x 6” cir girth but I’m really 5” x 4.5 cir.
We entered her apartment and I took my shoes off. I wear 2” lifts so I tiptoe maxxed my way to the bed. Basically you bring the bottom of your pants over your feet and tiptoe. She was giving me a weird look but kind of ignored it.
We sit in her bed and I take my pants off. I’m completely limp. I’m a grower so I was probably 2” limp. I tell her I need a minute. I closed my eyes and thought about 2004 cam models.
Then I get hard and immediately ejaculate right into the air all over the bed. It all shoots out. She starts screaming. Then she rolled her eyes and just went into the other room. I got my shit and left.