Date: November 4th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
Clerk at the local fruity organic grocery store is pregnant. Nice, thin, homely girl. Really shy. Hadn't seen her there in a long time. Told her congrats & said my wife is pregnant too. She showed me the ultrasound photo on her phone and everything. I looked at her belly and asked "can I feel the baby inside you". But I meant like feel the baby kick, from outside of course, nothing weird or sexual, I just tripped up with my words. I see how she could take it wrong. She clammed up and said "I think I should get back to work." I don't think I can go back there. I think I have autism of some kind. I'm a good looking guy and of height so I think its extra jarring to women how awkward I am at speaking.