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Had a real introspective moment last night about being a lawyer

And how much I hate myself for becoming one. Just, really p...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
If it wasn't law, it would be some other horrible career tha...
drunken haunted graveyard parlor
  10/28/14
Well, yeah, because it is likely me who is the problem (or d...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
I'm so glad I didn't go into law because I know for a fact t...
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
yeah, it is sad. My dad was a lawyer, a very successful one...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
so why did you go to law school? Didn't your dad tell you it...
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
I don't know. At this point it was a long time ago....and I...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
No, there's a reason lawyers rank among the very highest in ...
Navy Motley Den Ratface
  10/29/14
It's not the career as much as the people that choose it. If...
drunken haunted graveyard parlor
  10/29/14
Partially true I think. But it's still partially the career....
Navy Motley Den Ratface
  10/29/14
Idk man. there's something uniquely awful about law
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
LOL - this is one of the box's pumos. why the fuck is she tr...
heady legal warrant
  02/11/15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbw9smbN5Ys
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
deep
abusive philosopher-king
  10/28/14
rude bro
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
surprisingly appropos
dark halford
  10/28/14
...
Charcoal azn state
  02/09/15
you looked too long into the void and the void began to look...
offensive big telephone
  10/28/14
the only way to maek it in corporate america is basically to...
Spectacular toaster
  10/28/14
...
salmon supple chad
  10/28/14
...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
the lack of reflection or perspective is truly cr.
massive french public bath ladyboy
  10/28/14
I actually think that there are many jobs in corporate ameri...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
as a former unhappy corporate slave, the worst thing about i...
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
My hours as a lawyer aren't that bad, and my commute is 15 m...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
i need to brainwash myself into caring about the deals im on
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
I don't care. Only reason I do a serviceable job is because...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
i literally am just not doing due diligence assignment becau...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
that is a different level. I would just review them, or hav...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
nobody has any clue im not reviewing them. nobody gives a fu...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
so there is absolutely no chance that one will have some bom...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
i just say "woops my bad I missed that"
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
It sounds like you've already done this?
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/28/14
yeah. nothing has happened yet. even if they did shit can me...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
Give some examples of those jobs
Ivory titillating ticket booth goal in life
  10/28/14
lol, please name some examples of corporate jobs you think w...
vivacious shitlib digit ratio
  10/28/14
cr. Get in there and bill those hours. Save money. Keep y...
stubborn library
  10/28/14
just do cop postbacc and become ALPHA surgeon saving lives a...
sepia arousing jewess
  10/29/14
not all corporate jobs require blackberries and 24/7 availab...
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
yeah but the problem with "seeing your job as just a me...
chocolate box office
  10/29/14
Fucking this. I only work 40 hours a week and that feels lik...
aqua pistol
  02/10/15
Yeah, try 50-65 hours a week at 55k. I'm trying to switch to...
brilliant rambunctious circlehead university
  02/10/15
180 kill it
maniacal crotch
  02/10/15
i think 85 k with spare time is CR and dont forget, alot ...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
lol $85k for 40 hours would be 180
Mauve bearded potus
  02/10/15
190
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
(insane striver)
Iridescent center candlestick maker
  02/10/15
LOL
Magenta mother
  02/10/15
what's wrong with coding all day
Iridescent center candlestick maker
  02/10/15
(person who has had 2 jobs - 1 as a lawyer, and 1 as a lawye...
razzle theater stage mediation
  02/10/15
i don't know that i agree with that. but it's kind of like t...
offensive big telephone
  10/28/14
is this from a movie?
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/28/14
lol God
multi-colored native
  10/28/14
lol at watching shit tv
chocolate box office
  10/28/14
this is very cr as a lmc prole that resents his prole upbrin...
laughsome jet laser beams
  10/28/14
u will realize that lmc is a better life than umc but it'll ...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
Hi me. I'd give up my law degree + debt to go back to LMC l...
Bat Shit Crazy Nowag Plaza
  10/28/14
my dad made like 45k in low COL and was a 180 dad who spent ...
maniacal crotch
  10/28/14
This. People are more chill and fun. Less femnazi types and ...
aqua pistol
  02/10/15
so you're saying there's a chance :)
razzle theater stage mediation
  02/10/15
180 post pumo
bespoke point elastic band
  02/11/15
lol at the LMC fantasizing ITT. Yeah being not poor is good,...
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/28/14
180 the problem with being LMC is that you're surrounded ...
Rebellious irradiated background story abode
  10/28/14
right, that's why the xo advice is ultimately really stupid
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/28/14
jfc u r warped. LMC people are idiots? nice.
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
sometimes ppl dont realize the $$$$$$$$$ is bullshit until l...
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
there are tons of people like this in law school, and they a...
adventurous medicated nursing home toilet seat
  10/29/14
that's the thing, there's no lock that they will be well off...
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/29/14
LMC?
hideous business firm puppy
  02/10/15
...
brindle theatre
  02/10/15
i left advertising to go to a T6 law school back when ppl we...
appetizing fantasy-prone dingle berry
  10/28/14
yah the problem is that you're a pretentious faggot and you'...
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/28/14
you sound like you were an antisocial faggot. "urghhh u...
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
It's clear to me that neither of you faggots have had to dea...
Misanthropic hyperactive meetinghouse
  10/29/14
You're insane. Seriously. You need to fix yourself. Thinking...
Yapping crackhouse hairy legs
  10/29/14
"Thinking that people from Rutgers are moneyed-children...
pink address reading party
  02/10/15
actually im surprised u don't love biglaw, u freak
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
you're the short, balding nebbish dude standing in the corne...
alcoholic roast beef brethren
  02/09/15
I work with these people now. They're not that bad: chill 11...
disgusting frisky antidepressant drug stage
  02/09/15
This. Most Rutgers/'Cuse UG people I know are chill as fuck....
Mauve bearded potus
  02/10/15
Go in-house. It's totally changed my life. I mean I'm an off...
lake bateful gunner
  10/28/14
How long did it take you to go in house?
maniacal crotch
  10/29/14
How would it change my life? My hours aren't terrible and I...
Walnut cuckold tank
  10/29/14
THE PROBLEM IS YOU DUMBASSES
Racy heaven
  10/29/14
you're all gonna die and be forgotten. just quit, who gives ...
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
...
Scarlet Ceo
  02/10/15
lol
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
...
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
just last night i was walking home and was like goddam at th...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
you still a lawyer brah?
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
big time
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
quit today brah. fuck it. you'll figure out what you want to...
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
yea i mean thats my plan every day...but then i say well why...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
what's your financial situation brah? gf/wife? kids?
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
got like 200k liquid, minimal loans, serious gf who makes li...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
that might be tougher man. i had about the same amount of mo...
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
i mean i pretty much have told her that if she wants to take...
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
i traveled for a long time, just chilled on beaches in rando...
apoplectic stage
  02/10/15
what kind of business, if u feel like sharing
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
180
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
I grew up poor, have a JD but don't practice. I'm pretty...
Diverse pearl codepig
  02/10/15
Thread to help other depressed officemos who feel like they'...
rose demanding trump supporter principal's office
  02/10/15
I had a lot of moments like that lately brother, and I acce...
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
what do u do now
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
Working on my transition to teaching/education, living fruga...
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
CR sounds great. enjoy the good life bro
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
i think i figured out this sentiment and it is very very sim...
floppy idiotic karate stead
  02/10/15
It's true that being a slave and taking orders from someone...
Autistic hall
  02/10/15
...
Charcoal azn state
  02/10/15
Funny that someone bumped this. I forgot I wrote this. A...
Walnut cuckold tank
  02/10/15
lol so thats the trick! make partner!
painfully honest idiot mexican
  02/10/15
lmao
Razzle-dazzle sandwich bawdyhouse
  02/10/15
I actually don't think I would like it as much if I was a pa...
Walnut cuckold tank
  02/10/15
What kind of small business do you own?
Shaky institution athletic conference
  02/10/15
a legal partnership
Walnut cuckold tank
  02/10/15
i guess breakfast makes everything better huh.
vivacious shitlib digit ratio
  02/10/15
Not everything. I'm still a lawyer.
Walnut cuckold tank
  02/10/15
update - OP is det :(
Cream Rigor
  03/26/19
Start your own firm. Lawyer is actually the easiest professi...
unholy bipolar piazza immigrant
  02/11/15
Eh. It's really not that bad. Plenty of worse jobs that pay ...
fishy odious newt
  03/26/19
...
Rebellious irradiated background story abode
  03/26/19
...
i gave my cousin head
  09/26/25
lmao
OYT: Dinosaur Hunter
  09/26/25


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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

And how much I hate myself for becoming one. Just, really pitiful that this is what I have done with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604049)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard parlor

If it wasn't law, it would be some other horrible career that u hate. Think about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604056)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

Well, yeah, because it is likely me who is the problem (or definitely me)...but it didn't have to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604062)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: chocolate box office

I'm so glad I didn't go into law because I know for a fact this would be me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604076)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

yeah, it is sad. My dad was a lawyer, a very successful one, and I still always said that I would never become one (he hated it too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604094)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: chocolate box office

so why did you go to law school? Didn't your dad tell you it led to a shitty life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604141)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

I don't know. At this point it was a long time ago....and I think my dad had a momentary lack of sense. I mean, we were pretty darn wealthy growing up, and I didn't really appreciate how much my dad hated his job, and I was an idiot...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604172)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Navy Motley Den Ratface

No, there's a reason lawyers rank among the very highest in terms of suicide, depression, anxiety, drug abuse, etc. It is a uniformly shitty career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26606732)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 1:13 AM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard parlor

It's not the career as much as the people that choose it. If we were all dentists/accountants/etc we'd be just as miserable and feel like we are not achieving to our "potential". Most of us have an unjustifiable belief in our abilities and intellect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607057)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Navy Motley Den Ratface

Partially true I think. But it's still partially the career. And somebody who went to a top law school doesn't have an unjustifiable belief in their abilities/intellect; they just don't have balls. Too risk-averse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26609683)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Autistic hall

Idk man. there's something uniquely awful about law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285928)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: heady legal warrant

LOL - this is one of the box's pumos. why the fuck is she trolling hard against the legal profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27295116)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: chocolate box office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbw9smbN5Ys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604064)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: abusive philosopher-king

deep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604104)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: chocolate box office

rude bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604145)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: dark halford

surprisingly appropos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604392)



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Date: February 9th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Charcoal azn state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27282376)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: offensive big telephone

you looked too long into the void and the void began to look back through you hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604066)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular toaster

the only way to maek it in corporate america is basically to be a dope who gets completely consumed in the nonsense and doesn't have a chance to really think things through. also gotta grow up a lmc hick who resents his prole upbringing. no other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604095)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: salmon supple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604097)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:09 PM
Author: maniacal crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604135)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: massive french public bath ladyboy

the lack of reflection or perspective is truly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604168)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

I actually think that there are many jobs in corporate america where I would have been happy, and surely would have gained skills that would allow me to do something on my own or anything more interesting and creative than what I do now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604179)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: chocolate box office

as a former unhappy corporate slave, the worst thing about it was the hours and the commute. I think i could have tolerated it if not for the lack of freedom i felt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604187)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

My hours as a lawyer aren't that bad, and my commute is 15 minutes, and I make a lot of money, but it is one of the most meaningless jobs you can do, and therefore is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604199)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

i need to brainwash myself into caring about the deals im on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604206)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

I don't care. Only reason I do a serviceable job is because of how much of a pain in the ass it is to do a bad one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604219)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

i literally am just not doing due diligence assignment because i dont care so hard. lying and saying I reviewed board minutes when i havent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604225)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

that is a different level. I would just review them, or have someone review them, so I didn't have to deal with the headache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604234)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

nobody has any clue im not reviewing them. nobody gives a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604250)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

so there is absolutely no chance that one will have some bombshell that could screw up everything (or at least should have been raised with your client)? If not, that is good diligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604269)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

i just say

"woops my bad I missed that"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604282)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

It sounds like you've already done this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604293)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

yeah. nothing has happened yet. even if they did shit can me, i wouldnt care. im going to burn out or get canned in 2 years anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604302)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Ivory titillating ticket booth goal in life

Give some examples of those jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604285)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: vivacious shitlib digit ratio

lol, please name some examples of corporate jobs you think would be better.

99% of corporate jobs are uninteresting and meaningless. i know people who work at "cool" places like tesla and their jobs are just as boring as the lawyer's jobs. my husband designs satellites and his job sounds cool to other people b/c it's classified but he literally just codes all day and has to deal w/ stupid office politics.

you have typical "grass is greener" mentality. no, there is not a better job for you out there that you'd be happier with, and if that job existed, you wouldn't be able to get it. be happy that you make a lot of money and that you have good hours so that at least you family life isn't ruined by billing hours. cuz at the end of the day when you're on your deathbed, you're not going to be thinking, "oh gee, i wish i took that product manager position at the F100 company instead of be a lawyer." all you'll care about is hugging your puppydood/spouse/children one more time. see your job as just a means to have a meaningful life outside work. change your perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604575)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: stubborn library

cr. Get in there and bill those hours. Save money. Keep your head down. Retire as early as you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604688)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: sepia arousing jewess

just do cop postbacc and become ALPHA surgeon saving lives and bedding nurses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26606602)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 4:57 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

not all corporate jobs require blackberries and 24/7 availability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607698)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 7:22 AM
Author: chocolate box office

yeah but the problem with "seeing your job as just a means to having a meaningful life outside work" is that most well-paying corporate jobs take up so much of your time. if you're spending 65 hours a week working/commuting there're only a few hours left in the week to not be miserable. It's the classic trap. For many people this tradeoff simply isn't worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607843)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: aqua pistol

Fucking this. I only work 40 hours a week and that feels like hell. At least you guys are making money. Imagine how shitty 40 hours making 85k at 29. The only thing that gets me through the day is my girlfriend, puppydood and loan forgiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285219)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: brilliant rambunctious circlehead university

Yeah, try 50-65 hours a week at 55k. I'm trying to switch to a back office job making 50k for 40hrs a week despite the warnings of my manager that it will "kill my career." LOL, let it fucking die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285538)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

180

kill it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285542)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

i think 85 k with spare time is CR

and dont forget, alot of the "spare time" you have as a biglawyer is consumed by stressing about work...sundays before a crazy week = terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285553)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Mauve bearded potus

lol $85k for 40 hours would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285888)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285903)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Iridescent center candlestick maker

(insane striver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286339)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: Magenta mother

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289401)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Iridescent center candlestick maker

what's wrong with coding all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286338)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: razzle theater stage mediation

(person who has had 2 jobs - 1 as a lawyer, and 1 as a lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27288896)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: offensive big telephone

i don't know that i agree with that. but it's kind of like the scene where riggins is benching and voodoo is spotting him, but when riggins gets caught on like his tenth rep voodoo is like "no spot faggot. find something you hate. dad mom whatever. find something you hate enough to put that bar up bitch."

it's kind of like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604212)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: chocolate box office

is this from a movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604241)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604472)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored native

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604524)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: chocolate box office

lol at watching shit tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26605603)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: laughsome jet laser beams

this is very cr as a lmc prole that resents his prole upbringing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604256)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

u will realize that lmc is a better life than umc but it'll be too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604258)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Nowag Plaza

Hi me. I'd give up my law degree + debt to go back to LMC living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604298)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: maniacal crotch

my dad made like 45k in low COL and was a 180 dad who spent a ton of time with me and attended all my GAMES. fuck this gay METORPLEX LIFE we've pursued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604309)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:41 AM
Author: aqua pistol

This. People are more chill and fun. Less femnazi types and more manly men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285223)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: razzle theater stage mediation

so you're saying there's a chance :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27288884)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: bespoke point elastic band

180 post pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27291863)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

lol at the LMC fantasizing ITT. Yeah being not poor is good, OK so you're not on welfare, but still one really bad break from being out of $, and the feeling of being surrounded by proles and the general lack of direction or passion of anything they feel

here's the problem with you guys: you SAY you want some simpler LMC lifestyle but deep down you're too much of a greedy capitalist whore to give up the $, the handcuffs have got you for life

You could take your god given IQ and nestegg right now and go do public interest work or something that would give you meaning and still the slight prestige of being a white collar worker, but you wont, because you cant

so stop pretending the alternative, being LMC, is great and stop pretending you could have ever changed yourself, you are a slave to money and frankly until you FORCE yourself to break those chains (usually inertia is too strong so maybe when you're fired) you'll always be unhappy

but jfc stop romanticizing 45K a year, especially in an American that increasingly shits on the "have nots" which includes, sadly, the LMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604496)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: Rebellious irradiated background story abode

180

the problem with being LMC is that you're surrounded by idiots. that's why being a faggot hipster is good. you just chill and drink beer with relatively clever ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26604715)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 8:45 PM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

right, that's why the xo advice is ultimately really stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26605328)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 4:58 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

jfc u r warped. LMC people are idiots? nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607701)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 4:59 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

sometimes ppl dont realize the $$$$$$$$$ is bullshit until later on in life. ppl can change. ive seen it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607702)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 5:02 AM
Author: adventurous medicated nursing home toilet seat

there are tons of people like this in law school, and they all deep down have made the risk averse choice to be well off, at the sacrifice of whatever dreams they might have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607708)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 6:17 AM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

that's the thing, there's no lock that they will be well off, either, even a dude who "makes it" at some firm could easily be in trouble years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607796)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: hideous business firm puppy

LMC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285202)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: brindle theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289053)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: appetizing fantasy-prone dingle berry

i left advertising to go to a T6 law school back when ppl were still going to law school (mid noughts

i think of it as the worst decision of my life. but at the same time, when I was in advertising, I hated being surrounded by idiots from ttt's like syracuse (mostly women and faggots). So I figured hey... go get a preftigious degree. I now hate my life. Would I have hated it more if I had stayed in advertising? I don't know. I wish I had gone to college when the internet and internet job searching were more robust (2007 and beyond). I think it would have expanded my knowledge of potential careers and the value of an MBA dramatically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26605382)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

yah the problem is that you're a pretentious faggot and you're never going to be happy and will die that way

Syracuse is not an elite school and I have no connection to the school, but it's still probably in the top 100ish or so of the 8,000 (!) schools in America. You're just not used to being around anyone even remotely normal. In fact, XO is not used to being around any "normal" person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26605553)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

you sound like you were an antisocial faggot. "urghhh u went to syracuse pls disengage from this office small talk." come on man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607716)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 7:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic hyperactive meetinghouse

It's clear to me that neither of you faggots have had to deal with Syracuse, Rutgers, Hofstra, Pace, etc. grads. It is even worse than someone who went to community college because they actually think they have done something impressive and have parents with at least some amount of money, which fuels their narcissism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607863)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 7:52 AM
Author: Yapping crackhouse hairy legs

You're insane. Seriously. You need to fix yourself. Thinking that people from Rutgers are moneyed-children. Maybe some but the way you paint with a broad brush and then believe it? Shit.

What you described is actually how you might explain kids who didn't go to HYP but settled for an Emory or Duke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607867)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: pink address reading party

"Thinking that people from Rutgers are moneyed-children. Maybe some but the way you paint with a broad brush and then believe it? Shit."

There are plenty of umc's (and often of the newly minted kind) at those schools. And yes, they are often dumber and more insufferable than those from elite schools. The days of the humble working class kid going to Rutgers are long gone. Those are not the norm at a school like Pace, Rutgers, or Hofstra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286086)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 8:39 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

actually im surprised u don't love biglaw, u freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607949)



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Date: February 9th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: alcoholic roast beef brethren

you're the short, balding nebbish dude standing in the corner with a look of disdain on his face in all the pictures, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27282421)



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Date: February 9th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: disgusting frisky antidepressant drug stage

I work with these people now. They're not that bad: chill 115-124 IQ bros and bitches just hanging out and having fun in the office yet taking their jobs seriously when the occasion calls for it.

What's worse is working alongside grads of Syracuse/Rutgers/Hofstra/Pace LAW schools. These are literal mouthbreathers and one cannot help looking upon them in horror and with contempt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27282455)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Mauve bearded potus

This. Most Rutgers/'Cuse UG people I know are chill as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285908)



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Date: October 28th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: lake bateful gunner

Go in-house. It's totally changed my life. I mean I'm an office drone now but I no longer feel that self hatred I feel radiating from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26605598)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 7:00 AM
Author: maniacal crotch

How long did it take you to go in house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607830)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

How would it change my life? My hours aren't terrible and I make double what I would make in-house, those aren't the problem. An in-house lawyer is probably even more meaningless than being outside counsel, if that is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26609571)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 8:02 AM
Author: Racy heaven

THE PROBLEM IS YOU DUMBASSES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#26607882)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

you're all gonna die and be forgotten. just quit, who gives a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285248)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Scarlet Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285258)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285262)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285263)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Autistic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285942)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

just last night i was walking home and was like goddam at the end of my life i would rather have been a failed [x] than a successful lawyer, where x = novelist, filmmaker, historian, actor, barista, just about anything that takes balls and vision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285272)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

you still a lawyer brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285279)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285285)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

quit today brah. fuck it. you'll figure out what you want to do tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285486)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

yea i mean thats my plan every day...but then i say well why not do it a litttttle bit more...one of these days...turn thirty in a few months, maybe that'll be the day...just sucks that so many opportunities will instantly be nullified for me after i decide to "take time off." But i guess those are all striver jobs that are pretty un-CR anyways...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285495)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

what's your financial situation brah? gf/wife? kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285503)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

got like 200k liquid, minimal loans, serious gf who makes like 80k, no kids but would like some in near future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285507)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

that might be tougher man. i had about the same amount of money and was about the same age, but for me a big part of having the balls to quit was dumping my gf. wanted to just rid myself of my job, all my possessions, my gf, and have complete freedom to think about what i really wanted to do. i think it would have been a weird dynamic if i was unemployed with a marriage track gf. i also don't want kids, at least not in the next few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285570)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

i mean i pretty much have told her that if she wants to take it the distance that she shouldnt expect a middle class life cause im not putting up with this shit day in and day out to live in some shitty mcmansion in the subburbs...she seems ok with it...my bigger concern is that once you 'get off the train' youll never be able to get the bigfed or state/local gov, political jobs, academica jobs, etc. that i'm actually interested in...

what do u do now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285582)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

i traveled for a long time, just chilled on beaches in random places, etc. started my own business, going well now, with the potential to start getting crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285970)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

what kind of business, if u feel like sharing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286002)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Autistic hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286174)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Diverse pearl codepig

I grew up poor, have a JD but don't practice.

I'm pretty fucking happy about it, but I'll echo the dude above who said he wished he'd gone to college with more robust Internet and job search ability. I'd have definitely gone for an MBA, something broadly useful, and taken opportunities as they came.

But, six or so years after taking the LSAT, I'm happy enough with how things have worked out. I don't have a cool, fun job, but I'm skilled enough that I can do shit that few other people are good at or have the required knowledge. I make good money and will only make more, and it happens to be in an industry that has relaxed deadlines and schedules. It's pretty fucking credited, honestly, and I imagine a lot of corporate careers are similar (I've worked in a few other corporate industries than where I worked now, and it would have been easy to move into a chill, decent paying career with some time and effort.)

You go in, get yourself some useful skills, and pretty soon you're in a position where one wrong move isn't enough to crush you, and life is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285471)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: rose demanding trump supporter principal's office

Thread to help other depressed officemos who feel like they're wasting their lives typing away in a box: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2798316&mc=8&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285839)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Autistic hall

I had a lot of moments like that lately brother, and I accepted them as 100% positive and necessary introspection for me to become a better man moving forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285915)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

what do u do now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285939)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Autistic hall

Working on my transition to teaching/education, living frugally and staying with parents in the meantime, will be tutoring in the short term for a little $, reading a lot, hiking and spending a lot of leisure time outdoors. I am much more pleasant to be around, more productive, more helpful and considerate, waking up at 7 am instead of 2 pm, and not deeply depressed anymore. That's all that matters in the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285959)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

CR sounds great. enjoy the good life bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285971)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: floppy idiotic karate stead

i think i figured out this sentiment and it is very very simple.

forget all those people above that say, just put your head down because you just need free time outside of work. or people who say you would never give up your high paying lawyer job so stfu.

that's true. but that's not the issue.

the real issue is that we just want to be the boss. that's it. the boss. or at least have real autonomy or power or a little fiefdom. until you have that, you are someone's bitch. and a corporate lawyer is the ultimate bitch because you have the worst boss in the world--your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27285975)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Autistic hall

It's true that being a slave and taking orders from someone really sucks , but this is too simplistic. If you hate what you do as a lawyer, regardless of whether you're on your own or have superiors, you're probably going to be miserable practicing law. If you want to continue being a lawyer despite hating the work involved, you're going to have to try very hard to silence your misery and pretend it's ok in order to survive. Is it worth it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286084)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Charcoal azn state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289090)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

Funny that someone bumped this. I forgot I wrote this.

As an update, I made partner since then at my firm. It actually has made my angst a little better. I'm a lawyer still, which sucks, but I'm also a small business owner, which is more interesting...I've now thrown myself into making us a better business (better brand, bigger, more practice groups, etc), which is kind of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286287)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: painfully honest idiot mexican

lol so thats the trick! make partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286777)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sandwich bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27286783)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

I actually don't think I would like it as much if I was a partner at some behemoth firm, even if I made more money...the trick is being at a small firm with less than 20 partners where you can really run the business yourself and make a noticeable difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289240)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Shaky institution athletic conference

What kind of small business do you own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27288874)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

a legal partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289244)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: vivacious shitlib digit ratio

i guess breakfast makes everything better huh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289233)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Walnut cuckold tank

Not everything. I'm still a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27289251)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Cream Rigor

update - OP is det :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#37992420)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: unholy bipolar piazza immigrant

Start your own firm. Lawyer is actually the easiest profession to work for yourself successfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#27291772)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: fishy odious newt

Eh. It's really not that bad. Plenty of worse jobs that pay less.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2712182&forum_id=2#37992574)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Rebellious irradiated background story abode



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: OYT: Dinosaur Hunter ( )

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