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Didn't get job; giving up on law; contemplating killself

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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
oh hi me.
Bossy Mildly Autistic Partner
  01/13/11
literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a cl...
vigorous house mood
  01/13/11
suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney fa...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
more true than you know
vigorous house mood
  01/13/11
things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't kills...
fragrant roommate masturbator
  01/14/11
oh really? where are you getting this from
Sick lodge affirmative action
  01/14/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/14/11
hey man don't killself brah
Beady-eyed Resort
  01/13/11
Get a PHD in math, mang.
Hairraiser incel
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
Where are you located?
Hairraiser incel
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
plz share this script w/ others
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public an...
cracking chapel
  01/13/11
what region/market?
boyish indigo hospital
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend ...
boyish indigo hospital
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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med school bro
insecure business firm telephone
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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it's not too late man i know several people who finished ...
insecure business firm telephone
  01/13/11
true you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...
boyish indigo hospital
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics
blathering roast beef puppy
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.
blathering roast beef puppy
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)
Histrionic site
  01/13/11
just do it?
boyish indigo hospital
  01/13/11
don't recommend it
Histrionic site
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother
insecure business firm telephone
  01/13/11
but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics
Talented twisted gas station
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
Go solo
Salmon Titillating Multi-billionaire
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."...
Bright nursing home
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Learning disabled really tough guy
  12/20/11
what level clerkship was it? Can your judge really not he...
bipolar translucent idea he suggested tanning salon
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going ...
nubile red brethren coffee pot
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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that sucks dog, sorry to hear that. anecdotally, i know a...
bipolar translucent idea he suggested tanning salon
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volu...
Hairraiser incel
  01/13/11
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
you work for free
nubile red brethren coffee pot
  01/13/11
In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporar...
Hairraiser incel
  01/13/11
i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyer...
Talented twisted gas station
  01/13/11
Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with...
Hairraiser incel
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for y...
Hairraiser incel
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but ...
Hairraiser incel
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often enco...
Hairraiser incel
  01/13/11
It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 app...
Racy whorehouse
  01/13/11
i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.
Bossy Mildly Autistic Partner
  01/13/11
same. but i got mine.
Thirsty bawdyhouse haunted graveyard
  01/13/11
law related?
marvelous menage trump supporter
  01/13/11
Did you pass the bar?
cracking chapel
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon reside...
nubile red brethren coffee pot
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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just do sales bro
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you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for r...
Talented twisted gas station
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigT...
Mind-boggling native gaping
  01/13/11
no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.
marvelous menage trump supporter
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
tell them you'll also handle their finances.
marvelous menage trump supporter
  01/13/11
Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bo...
Brass submissive twinkling uncleanness feces
  01/13/11
r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the...
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
I don't think big law firm experience would be considered &q...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
the ppl who got in with "much less work experience"...
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of stud...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
tell us your story, brother
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES f...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors? also, d...
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I don...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
what about your friends with less work experience - what ran...
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after ...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major tho...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardes...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
what course
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my passwo...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for t...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 senten...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes ...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what ...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's ...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife? D...
bateful fanboi preventive strike
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
shitlaw is tcr
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of s...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
answer me bitch.
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
you kind of sound spoiled
nubile red brethren coffee pot
  01/14/11
what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applyi...
abnormal area legal warrant
  01/13/11
keep trying brother.
Maize Multi-colored Point
  01/13/11
I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!
clear parlour yarmulke
  01/13/11
were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur cle...
abnormal area legal warrant
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/13/11
Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's ...
Offensive locus boistinker
  01/13/11
tell me MOAR about stats i did a ton of stats in undergra...
concupiscible mischievous crackhouse hissy fit
  01/13/11
IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees...
Hairraiser incel
  01/14/11
Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for M...
Offensive locus boistinker
  01/14/11
i've given this thought as well.
Deep amethyst useless brakes round eye
  01/14/11
lol @ this
coral place of business corn cake
  01/14/11
Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When...
Lemon home
  01/13/11
*chainsaws u to death*
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
Lemon home
  01/13/11
"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of ...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.
Lemon home
  01/13/11
yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make al...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got k...
Lemon home
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
Lemon home
  01/13/11
i'm chainsawing here, man
flesh greedy famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
ty
well-lubricated ape psychic
  01/13/11
180
Swashbuckling painfully honest giraffe
  02/07/11
this is why it angers me when very successful people claim ...
Sick lodge affirmative action
  01/14/11
I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims sales...
Curious halford
  01/13/11
i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after ge...
Provocative Half-breed Kitchen
  01/13/11
why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit...
Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab
  01/13/11
Xoxo java users
Splenetic dashing ticket booth clown
  01/14/11
This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook fo...
rebellious new version elastic band
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/14/11
assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your c...
nubile red brethren coffee pot
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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Community property includes liabilities bro.
rebellious new version elastic band
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
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lol, could've just paraphrased bro.
Histrionic site
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Sticky autistic address tattoo
  01/14/11
could've omitted the "bro"
Vivacious low-t athletic conference
  01/25/11
shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.
Orange shrine
  01/28/11
You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did t...
Lascivious Overrated Dilemma
  01/14/11
Lol if true. What range of school?
Spectacular Pearl Stage
  01/14/11
I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.
Lascivious Overrated Dilemma
  01/14/11
Never, never, never give up!
tantric milky wagecucks potus
  01/14/11
I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a l...
Pea-brained principal's office
  01/25/11
man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man
Vivacious low-t athletic conference
  01/25/11
oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg
Pea-brained principal's office
  01/25/11
word, mang bro
Vivacious low-t athletic conference
  01/25/11
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Swashbuckling painfully honest giraffe
  01/25/11
ty brother.
Orange shrine
  01/28/11
well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math ...
Sapphire Unholy Senate Azn
  01/25/11
Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?
Ruby codepig
  01/25/11
become the next hitler, i'll support you
odious internal respiration
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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:39 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:46 PM
Author: Bossy Mildly Autistic Partner

oh hi me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048654)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: vigorous house mood

literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a clerkship, but I just got a ding letter today and have been thinking about suicide more than I ever have in my life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049066)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney faggot who lives at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049116)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: vigorous house mood

more true than you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049224)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:09 AM
Author: fragrant roommate masturbator

things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052176)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:28 AM
Author: Sick lodge affirmative action

oh really? where are you getting this from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052229)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Resort

hey man don't killself brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048186)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

Get a PHD in math, mang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048190)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

Where are you located?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048262)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

plz share this script w/ others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048851)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: cracking chapel

this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public and this dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049226)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:44 PM
Author: boyish indigo hospital

what region/market?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: boyish indigo hospital

Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend on soul searching journey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048264)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: insecure business firm telephone

med school bro

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: insecure business firm telephone

it's not too late man

i know several people who finished residency in their 40s

plus u got a sugar momma rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048265)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:54 PM
Author: boyish indigo hospital

true

you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: blathering roast beef puppy

get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: blathering roast beef puppy

PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048692)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: Histrionic site

inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048216)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: boyish indigo hospital

just do it?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: Histrionic site

don't recommend it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048247)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: insecure business firm telephone

they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Talented twisted gas station

but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048560)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Salmon Titillating Multi-billionaire

Go solo

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2011 1:25 PM
Author: Bright nursing home

"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."

ITE, you don't think he's already got people lining up to do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17134316)



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Date: December 20th, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled really tough guy



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: bipolar translucent idea he suggested tanning salon

what level clerkship was it?

Can your judge really not help out at all?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048377)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: nubile red brethren coffee pot

currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going to do after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048491)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:03 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: bipolar translucent idea he suggested tanning salon

that sucks dog, sorry to hear that.

anecdotally, i know a fed magistrate clerk who is leaving to do biglaw and then has an appellate clerkship lined up. Not sure if she is just lucky or what.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048521)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volunteer for a year as an S-AUSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048380)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: nubile red brethren coffee pot

you work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048515)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporarily swap prosecutors if they had a joint-task force. But because you had to be a federal prosecutor to work at the USAO, that USAO would create an empty "Special AUSA" slot and "hire" you on an uncompensated basis (because you still drew state salary).

But now, certain districts -- especially ones near the border -- are flooded with fed cases. To help deal with the caseload, the corresponding USAO offices will often take on several "volunteer" AUSA for a year to help prosecute these cases. I've seen these positions posted for Sacramento, Baltimore, etc.

I think you are a good candidate because (1) you have prior USAO experience; (2) you are in a border state; and (3) you have good creds (clerkship is clutch for USAO) but don't have a job. Most of your competition will suck because you can't practice law outside the USAO while you work there, and they won't take deferrals.

I applied to several of these in the past and received "callbacks" but they were always skeptical (and rightfully so) that I'd give up my current job to work for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048579)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: Talented twisted gas station

i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyers who are bored with golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048667)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with trying fed misdemeanors and mortgage fraud as an S-AUSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048689)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048684)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for you. I got one interview just because the USAO was curious what my Judge thought re: the quality of work product from his/her office.

It's also a good idea to exercise the AUSA connections. If you can work them in, you have a way better chance than the average joe.

The S-AUSA interviews are no joke -- had one with seven fed prosecutors firing off questions at me for several hours, all at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048717)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048734)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but I get the sense that these positions are the "real deal." USAOs seem very tight-knit, and they really want to know if you're a team player. If you've already mock interviewed with 3 AUSAs, then you're already ahead of the curve.

I'd poke around their website to see if they have any interesting cases you can learn about. Also, it helps if you express enthusiasm for "boring" areas of AUSA work, like forfeiture, immigration violations, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048775)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:05 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048813)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel

I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often encounter forfeiture issues in biglaw white-collar litigation. Moreover, because there's civil and criminal forfeiture, you can presumably take depos and also do forfeiture "indictments" and get portable experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048845)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Racy whorehouse

It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 apps for 2 positions. They have even more for next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048478)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: Bossy Mildly Autistic Partner

i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048668)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: Thirsty bawdyhouse haunted graveyard

same. but i got mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049243)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: marvelous menage trump supporter

law related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048957)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: cracking chapel

Did you pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048495)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048505)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: nubile red brethren coffee pot

is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon resident? I dont feel too bad for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048499)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048538)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:29 PM
Author: Jet background story dopamine

just do sales bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048527)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:40 PM
Author: Talented twisted gas station

you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for radio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048604)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048708)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling native gaping

Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigTex interviews? Ding, fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048999)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous menage trump supporter

no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048617)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048716)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: marvelous menage trump supporter

tell them you'll also handle their finances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048958)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big law early of 2010, my firm had 80 incoming 1st years, got rid of 40 stealth manner, myself included, fuck! I've been unemployed now for over 1 year! Nobody in a respectable firm will interview me. The only job offers I've had have been for like loan mods attorney. I don't know wtf todo.

I took the GMAT and applied to several b-schools, god I hope I get in. I saved all my biglaw money so I would not have to take on too much debt for the MBA. This is the my current fall back plan.

I hate this fkn profession, seriously, did people 10 years ago have to jump through as many fucking hurdles to land a decent law job and career. Law has become the worst decision of my life. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist to see how many people were applying to the same jobs that I was, I recieved over 300 resumes in 2 days. I was fucking SHOCKED!!!! Panic mode took over and I decided to start studying for the GMAT. Getting a law job is like winning the dam lottery! Fuck this shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048709)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:08 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048842)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Brass submissive twinkling uncleanness feces

Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bonus a contingent on billing 2200 hours all the while you are getting legit experience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048881)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:16 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the perspective of a b-school admissions board) shit pure shit WE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048892)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

I don't think big law firm experience would be considered "shit." I also had 2 years work experience prior to law skool, so I guess its up in the air how it goes. I know several people who got in with much less work experience. I did decent on the gmat (720) and have great law school stats gpa, etc, 168 Lsat, okay undergrad shit, was a computer science major which was hard as fuck! I'm scrambling to get a job so I could apply to maybe a part time MBA, which is a hell of alot easier to get in, plus working would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048951)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

the ppl who got in with "much less work experience" - what ranked b-school r we talking about?

also, how difficult is the gmat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048963)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:27 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of study after just buying the big book with a bunch of old released problems at the COOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048979)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

tell us your story, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048983)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES for gmat teachers who score in the 99th percentile, so i picked up the official book and studied a little during winter break 1L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049001)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:31 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors?

also, did it pay off? did u make bank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049009)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5-10 hours a week for one of them starting my 1L summer and then during 2L and 3L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049042)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I dont need to go into I-banking or something super prestigious that only HBS will get you. I really just want like a decent career, not greedy for money. Right now, if i could get a law job making 60k i'd be all over it, I just dont want to do like personal injury or bankruptcy.

GMAT- I thought it was harder than the LSAT, the verbal section on GMAT is almost identical to LSAT, the reading comp is identical, the logical reasoning is easier on GMAT. There are no logic games on GMAT. There is sentence correction on GMAT which can be a bitch if you are not a grammer horr.

The math section on the GMAT was tough because of the time factor. It is really easy math, but the time makes it tough. Plus, there is a lot of mental things you need to block out, because the test gets easier or harder depending on how you are doing. So it is kind of hard to block out how you think you are doing in the middle of the test based on the types of questions you see. If you see really easy questions, you might think, fuck I'm bombing this exam.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049004)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

what about your friends with less work experience - what ranked b-schools did they get? r they working now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049026)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:36 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after graduating, but his parents are SUPER loaded and he quit to do his own business. The other got into a top 20 too, his parents are super loaded too and he can pretty much get any job he wants with his connections. My other buddy got into top 15, but maybe minority status helped. My buddies say with my creds I should aim for top 5 school, but I really dont desire to get the cream of the crop i-banking job. I just want something decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049063)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049076)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major though, chem engineering. 3 years Good work experience. low 600 GMAT.

2)Ivy league undergrad, dont know GPA, minimal work experience, 700s gmat.

3)good ug gpa, decent w.e., minority, 700 gmat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049107)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049152)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardest at our school, average time to complete was 5 years. He worked full time while trying to study for the gmat, so that was probably a big part of it.

Oh the guy saying he bought the big book and got a 780, I don't know, I spent 1g on the private course, I thought the big book questions were WAY easier than the actual test.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049207)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

what course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049258)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:04 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my password to several of my friends, you can access the online lectures/materials. If you can get some friends to split the cost with you, and maybe photocopy the books, it'd be the way to go. I know 2 people who are thinking gmat route too, one was in biglaw for like 5 years, hated it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049276)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for the very high level math questions -- at least i thought the questions i was getting at the end of the math section on the real thing were really hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049325)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:16 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 sentence questions that I could answer in a minute. I got a lot more lengthy word problems on the actual test, which were easy but time consuming. It was nice seeing the permutation problems, because those generally were only for people doing good.

It shouldn't have been at the end, generally after the first 10 questions, you should receive the hard math questions if you are doing well, the test will readjust within 3 or 4 questions. I don't know. Crazy though, I finished the verbal section with like 25 minutes left. haha, blew through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049352)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes left over on verbal also. just used that time to chill. maybe i wasn't doing great at the end. i only got a 49 on the math section, which was like 93rd percentile when i took it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049385)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what is that 99th%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049408)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:28 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's nice that it's good for 5 years so i still have a little while to think about it if i want to.

when i took the test 99th percentile started at 750, and i think it has moved to 760 in the last 2 or 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049425)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a job by this September. I would rather do part time MBA, but fck it is so hard to find a law job!

Yea 720 was only 94%, I hated the computer adaptive shit, It really messed with my head during the test, i kept thinking whether the problems i was getting would be considered hard or easy, hard to block that aspect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049460)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: bateful fanboi preventive strike

Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife?

Don't killself yourself, brother. You have a lifetime ahead of you to do something with yourself. You're intelligent; you'll do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048769)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048832)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

shitlaw is tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048885)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049002)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of school did you go to, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048909)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

answer me bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049173)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:24 AM
Author: nubile red brethren coffee pot

you kind of sound spoiled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:20 PM
Author: abnormal area legal warrant

what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applying only the secondary market where ur wife is?

Market matters; I'd expect e.g. a SDNY magistrate clerk or NY court of appeals clerk could find at least some midlaw firm in NYC

edit: so ur in Texas. Yeah, it's a smaller market, though supposedly the economy there is doing better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048925)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:21 PM
Author: Maize Multi-colored Point

keep trying brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048930)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: clear parlour yarmulke

I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048954)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: abnormal area legal warrant

were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur clerkship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048986)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049068)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: Offensive locus boistinker

Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's are shit, pure shit, but there is enough demand from industry that stat PhD's don't seem to have much trouble finding jobs. And the PhD program at Texas A&M is actually respectable.

Unfortunately admissions to PhD programs are absurdly competitive right now, and the admissions process is largely a crap shoot. It often comes down to the vagaries of the committee (or member of the committee) that reviews your file. In general, though, I have a hard time believing that many places would autoding you simply because you went to law school. If anything, it indicates that you can withstand the stress of an advanced degree program. I would say the most important factors are grades (particularly grades in advanced math courses), recommendations, research experience, and GRE scores, in roughly that order.

A stat MS might be a viable option as well. Typically the admissions standards for MS programs are much lower. The biggest downside is that your earnings will most likely top out in the high six figures and you'll probably be a SAS monkey the rest of your life. But at least it's a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049044)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous crackhouse hissy fit

tell me MOAR about stats

i did a ton of stats in undergrad even though i technically have a poli sci degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049439)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser incel

IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees worth getting. It opens doors to many federal jobs you've never heard of -- data analysis at OSHA, CDC, EPA, etc. -- and while you work there, you rack up conf. papers and publications that will help you get into a PHD or MD program if you so desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052767)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: Offensive locus boistinker

Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for MS programs in stat at many schools. Usually MS students are lower on the food chain than PhD students when it comes to funding opportunities, so it is kind of hit and miss, but funding definitely exist. A stat MS is a credited option for people who can do math but can't find jobs.

Caveat: The only stat MS people I have known got their degrees at highly-ranked schools. I have no idea what the job market is like if you get an MS in stat at a TTT. As with any graduate program, one should do one's homework before buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17053904)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Deep amethyst useless brakes round eye

i've given this thought as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054435)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: coral place of business corn cake

lol @ this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052798)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:43 PM
Author: Lemon home

Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When I got out in 2002 you just had to show up at biglaw with a pulse and you got a job. By the time ITE started, I was a 6th year and they needed to keep me. So now I make $300K, and I'm not all that smart or hardworking. Lifes a bitch aint it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049126)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

*chainsaws u to death*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049206)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:55 PM
Author: Lemon home

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of half of our actions, but that she still leaves the other half of them, more or less, to be governed by us."- Niccolo Machiavelli.

Unfortunately, I have not had "Fortune" on my side ever. I graduated Computer Science in 02', and the tech bubble burst!

Graduated law skool in 08' and guess what...yep! I'm going to graduate with my MBA in a few years, and America will no longer be on a map. haha. At least i'm super fit, being unemployed is not all that bad, I go on my road bike 30 miles a day, go the gym at night, am in the greatest shape of my life. I'm doing well with the ladies, haha. I'm actually really happy. But fuck, I need a job too!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049236)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: Lemon home

And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049255)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make alot of $$$ but had all this fancy shit, nice condos, cars etc. Spend everything they make it seems. I saved every fking penny of my big law job knowing there was a good chance I would get axed. If I could have had my job for 2 or 3 more years, I would have saved half a million and moved to some 3rd world country and retired. You can live in central american CHEAP like 3 bucks for lobster dinner! Surf all day. Just O.J. the wife man. haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049308)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: Lemon home

In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got kids. Young'ens. Might divorce her and move to HI in 17 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049411)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: Lemon home

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049237)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: flesh greedy famous landscape painting

i'm chainsawing here, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049253)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated ape psychic

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049540)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 10:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling painfully honest giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17229989)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Sick lodge affirmative action

this is why it angers me when very successful people claim to have gotten there solely based on their merits

not only is this demonstrably false from anecdotes like this, there have also been reports that those who graduate in recessions have long-lasting depressed salaries as compared to those who graduate when times are flush (like in 2002)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052248)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:33 PM
Author: Curious halford

I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims salesman trolling itt yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049473)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:36 PM
Author: Provocative Half-breed Kitchen

i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after getting an associates degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049507)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Passionate Light Foreskin Rehab

why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049553)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:00 AM
Author: Splenetic dashing ticket booth clown

Xoxo java users

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052147)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:07 AM
Author: rebellious new version elastic band

This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook for each other's debt, even long after you no longer practice and are divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052164)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:30 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052234)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:32 AM
Author: nubile red brethren coffee pot

assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your clerkship, could your judge have gotten you a clerkship interview with a district judge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052241)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:49 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052277)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:50 AM
Author: rebellious new version elastic band

Community property includes liabilities bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052284)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:13 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052370)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052375)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:18 AM
Author: Histrionic site

lol, could've just paraphrased bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052388)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:30 AM
Author: Sticky autistic address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052448)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Vivacious low-t athletic conference

could've omitted the "bro"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133748)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: Orange shrine

shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157447)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:27 AM
Author: Lascivious Overrated Dilemma

You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did they give you a nice schollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052738)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Pearl Stage

Lol if true. What range of school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054456)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Overrated Dilemma

I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054508)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:38 AM
Author: tantric milky wagecucks potus

Never, never, never give up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052783)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office

I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a little too far. You're still prestigious dawg. Plus she'll owe you alimony if she dumps you for being unemployed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133582)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious low-t athletic conference

man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133723)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office

oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133742)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Vivacious low-t athletic conference

word, mang bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133751)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling painfully honest giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17134641)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: Orange shrine

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157441)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Sapphire Unholy Senate Azn

well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math and prestigious lutheran heritage to fall back on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133744)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 3:59 PM
Author: Ruby codepig

Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17135434)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: odious internal respiration

become the next hitler, i'll support you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17230074)