Fish, I can see you. Come save Mandy. {JiGsAw}
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: Yapping Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal Resort
*You struggle haplessly inside a burlap sack as it is dragged across the floor. Suddenly you stop moving, and it seems as if whoever was dragging you decided to let go. As you try to escape, you hear a conversation but you cannot make out the words. You hear a creaking sound followed by a thud. After a short time, you hear another creaking sound and another thud. You finally break free only to find that there is nobody in the large, circular room you now occupy.
Directly behind you ("south") is the set of double doors you were dragged in through. At the north end of the room, there is a large "EXIT" sign and another set of double doors. The west end of the room has a single small door. There are eight glossy maroon coffins arrayed around the outside of the room, equally spaced and pointing towards the center. You are next to the south coffin. You examine it and notice a grooved slot in the lid. In the center of the room is a curved wall of thick glass that reaches the ceiling and forms a complete circle. Within this circle, there is a smaller dome of thick glass. Inside the dome there are two coffins pointing north to south. The dome and wall each have a door at their south edges.
On the floor next to you, there is a tape recorder, a sketch of the room's layout, and a serrated dagger which you recognize as the one that claimed Foggy Bottom Dreaming's life.
http://img26.imageshack.us/i/endgamebasic.jpg/
You pick up the tape recorder and press play.*
Hello Fish. I want to play a game with you. You have lived your life consumed with anger and rage. If you can put aside this hatred and follow my instructions, you will have an opportunity to kill me, and I will not resist. However, if you are unable to kill me, you will have to make a difficult choice. Mandy has remained inside one of the coffins since the time of her capture, maintained by a respirator and intravenous feeding tube. I have also entered one of the coffins, and To Be Fair is inside another. Mandy is not in immediate physical danger and can survive indefinitely in her current condition. If she dies today, it will be by your hand.
Now, heed my instruction. To unlock the doors to the glass chambers, you must take the serrated dagger and drive it into the slot in the lid of one of the outer coffins. Use caution when choosing the outer coffin. If it is occupied, the blade will pierce the inhabitant's throat, resulting in death. I will assist you in this first stage of the game: the south coffin is uninhabited and can be stabbed with no consequences.
There are several other rules to this game. All coffins, and all doors except for those to the glass chambers, are in wireless communication with a biorhythmic device on my wrist. If you kill me, they will unlock. You will be able to retrieve Mandy and leave through the north exit. However, if you kill To be fair, his device will only unlock the north exit. You will then face a difficult choice: escape with me alive and doom Mandy to a lifetime of darkness, or attempt to kill me, saving Mandy's life but ending yours. You see, if both of the central coffins are stabbed, the glass doors will lock, sealing you inside forever but unlocking the outer coffins.
You must now make several choices.
1.First, choose which outer coffin you will stab to advance to the next level.
2.Then, choose which coffin you will stab during the second stage.
3. Finally, if the coffins do not unlock during the second stage, you must decide if you will walk away, or make one final attempt to save Mandy. Do not squander your opportunity to kill me. If you delay, fantasize, or introduce new rules, you will die.
So that there will be no doubt that the rules do not change midgame, I will upload an encrypted file containing the location of my coffin and the location of To Be Fair's coffin. I will release the password at the game's conclusion. Let the games begin.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077625) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Yapping Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal Resort
Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: TMF (FML)
Alright, so Mandy is definitely in an outer coffin? Because if so then I stab the two inner coffins, sealing me inside.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077758)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077766) |
Date: October 25th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: lemon disturbing theater stage ratface
*PULLS UP IN MAYBACH*
*RIGHT REAR WINDOW ROLLS DOWN*
*YELLS OUT ALL KINDS OF RANDOM SHIT*
*WINDOW ROLLS UP*
*MAYBACH CONTINUES ROLLING*
THIS IS ALL DAY BABY
BIG TIME BALLIN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077742) |
Date: October 25th, 2009 1:00 AM Author: Yapping Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal Resort
*Fish takes up the serrated dagger and with trepidation drives it into the south coffin, half expecting to end his wife's life. To his relief, the Jigsaw Killer was an honorable man: the coffin was unoccupied as promised. The glass doors to the central chamber unlock and Fish walks forward, determined to save Mandy and put an end to Jigsaw's reign at any cost.
Inside the glass chamber, Fish boldly drives the dagger into the first coffin, knowing this will be the choice that determines if he lives or dies. The coffins do not unlock, and Fish resigns himself to his fate. With a heavy heart, he makes the ultimate sacrifice and stabs the second coffin, hopeful for one final chance to see Mandy alive and safe before he dies. The glass doors to the central chamber lock, sealing him inside.
The inner left coffin unlocks first, revealing the masked corpse of To be fair. Then the northeast coffin opens, revealing emptiness. The outer coffins continue to open in a counterclockwise order, and none are occupied. The last outer coffin (east) remains sealed. The right inner coffin then unlocks, and you are face to face with the corpse of your tormentor. You slowly remove the cow mask to discover his identity....
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*You recoil in horror when you discover Mandy's face staring up at you, eyes glazed over and throat mangled beyond all recognition. The final coffin unlocks. The Jigsaw killer emerges and slowly walks to your glass prison.*
Fish, you refused to learn the lesson I prepared for you and in the process sacrificed your own convictions: never gamble with Mandy's life.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1089572&forum_id=2#12790607
After killing To be fair, you had the opportunity to escape, leaving Mandy alive but sealed in her coffin to await the final game. Your anger blinded you to this reality. You chose to gamble for a chance to kill me instead of saving Mandy and saving yourself. Now that you have judged Mandy, accept my judgment. Game over, Fish.
*liquid begins seeping up through a grate inside the glass dome. Your shoes melt and your feet are consumed by pain. In a desperate attempt to escape, you climb on top of Mandy's coffin, trampling her corpse and defiling its skin with the acidic residue dripping from your feet. The acid level continues to rise and you begin to feel ill. Eventually it spills into the coffins, dissolving the corpses of Mandy and To be fair as it works its way up your ankles, reducing them to bone. As the acid rises, you cry out, losing hope. Fortunately it reaches the top of your head quickly...the first and last time you have derived any benefit from being short.
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http://img24.imageshack.us/i/fishtest.jpg/
password: t0b3unf@!r
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078142)
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM Author: shimmering gaped new version
Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: TMF (FML)
FUCK THIS SHIT.
*Pulls out gun and blasts through glass, blowing off Tobin Bell's head.* *Walks out*
*Activate cheat code summon Mandy* *New Mandy summoned*
I WIN I WIN!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078178)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078208)
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:50 AM Author: Vivacious chad spot
Well, let's put it this way.
It was assumed that you can only stab ONE outer coffin because the instructions apparently said that stabbing any outer coffin opens the inner door. There also was a way to open the inner door without any risk: by stabbing the empty coffin. Fish would stab the empty coffin, wouldn't he, and then enter the inner sanctum without further deliberation about the remaining outside coffins, right?
Given that the game was built on that assumption, where would you hide if you were Jigsaw? And where would you stow Mandy if you wanted her killed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078711) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:13 AM Author: Topaz bbw
change your moniker corpse.
let me suggest:
The Melted Fish
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078292) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:11 AM Author: charcoal histrionic doctorate
So you think it's TBF because he killed TBF?
And if he hadn't killed TBF...you would be sure it was TBF because he had let TBF live?
So basically shut the fuck up and stop shitting up this thread?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078278) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:21 AM Author: Peach Range
relax, fanboy. tbf's vice is vanity; that much we all can tell just from posting here. he relishes in the praise of his 180's and his meteoric rise from dipshit we either ignored or mocked, to someone actually known on this board.
now, he has created something truly worthy of the status he wishes he always had. he should just let it be, but his vanity had to insert itself in this whole ordeal somehow, lest his alternate moniker take all the glory. now, tbf can relish in being one of the chosen few of xoxo well-known enough to be chosen as one of tobin's victims. he should have just let the well-executed flame run its course and not involve himself.
so, who shat on this thread, this shtick? tbf did.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078375) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:25 AM Author: bull headed area
Tobin snared,
lol you're a huge faggot
I hope you know this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078415) |
Date: October 25th, 2009 1:12 AM Author: Topaz bbw
I dont get how fish could have won besides randomly guessing east.
even if he stabs the south coffin opening the inner doors, the only way for him to escape is to stab TBF and we dont know if TBF is on the left or right or inside or out.
Also was there a assumption that Mandy would be judged separately if Fish leaves her?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078283) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:46 AM Author: Topaz bbw
I told you it's not me.
But you have been around long enough where it wouldn't kill you to be a good sport and play along for once.
Stop being so combative - you aren't losing anything by letting everyone else have their fun.
And obviously you aren't being censored, you are just being fucked with to help you catch a sense of humor.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078679) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:52 AM Author: Topaz bbw
I swear to god it's not me. it's probably tbf or any of the others. Basically it's really funny to Banhammer you in light of your stubborness.
Why wont you just play along?
I'm going out now and your continued banhammer will demonstrate that it's not me (though I guess I could spend all Saturday night deleting you without posting)
good luck and I really hope you just have fun with this, because it's more fun to be part of the joke than fight it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078732) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:58 AM Author: Topaz bbw
my last post.
The problem is he is so stubborn and combative that he thinks it's a fight for honor or some stupid shit. He is a regular part of this community and it would serve him well to be able to have a sense of humor and laugh at his own expense.
But instead of seeing the light, because he has gotten banhammered, he is going to dig in his heels and defend Stalingrad to the last.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078795) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:14 AM Author: charcoal histrionic doctorate
180 FLASHBACK
TMF, TBF, and Mandy all dead in one fell swoop?
Fuck yeah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078300) |
Date: October 25th, 2009 4:01 AM Author: buff forum crotch
I've been following this schtick closely because it's one of my favorites and I've discovered something shocking. He foretold this pwnage and retirement of TMF days in advance. This is the text of the lost "next level" thread that the mods deleted because people started mocking him:
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"Everything is in place. This is a personal guarantee. If I cannot surpass everything I have done to this point, I will relinquish my password to The Meanest Fish and retire in disgrace. Prepare to be shocked as I blur the lines between fantasy and reality to perform an act none of you would have imagined possible.
There is but one catch. What I have planned is so shocking that I can only make it available for five minutes, and in an undisclosed location. The only clue I can offer is that it will appear in a thread that bears my mark. However, you must be vigilant in your search. I will make every attempt to ensure that my actions remain secret."
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It all makes sense now. Retiring TMF was how he had planned to "blur the lines between fantasy and reality." Who would have imagined that jigsaw could foretell the humiliation retirement of a longtime xoxoer days in advance?
As for the second paragraph, I can't believe how stupid we were. He only left the original post up for a few minutes before editing it away, after which the moderators deleted the thread. He was fucking with everyone. He wanted us to wait around and look for something else, when really it was right there.
For further evidence, look at this post:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117150&forum_id=2#13054405
"In the coming days, the stakes will be raised higher than ever before. My personal safety is a trivial risk when compared to the potential of saving a life. I will make my first physical appearance, and I will be vulnerable. And in the ultimate test, I will place my entire reputation on the line to save a life. If I fail, there will be no way out. I will retire, disgraced."
The kicker? He linked to a youtube clip of babe ruth calling his shot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079285) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:31 AM Author: charcoal histrionic doctorate
Just went back and reviewed the TBF thread:
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"However, our motivations differ fundamentally. While you desire praise and adoration, my work is performed in pursuit of a higher calling without regard to popular opinion. Because of this, you are unteachable. I already know the choice you will make."
"Now make a binary choice: will you do all that I ask?"
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"I accept"
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Holy shit did he call that one. He even explicitly nailed TBF's motivations for accepting and threw them in his face when he challenged him - and TBF still accepted and died.
This guy is killing it.
EDIT: And he sure predicted that Fish would try some gay move like editing out his choices after he got pwned and ridiculed...
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077777
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079823)
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:05 PM Author: passionate cruel-hearted milk
this has to be correct. Look who he killed directly before he approached Tbf:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118704&mc=29&forum_id=2
It was Rowan's pwning, and while good it was clearly not on the level of some of the others. Any scenario with Rowan in it was destined to be a bit boring...he offered up several dates that would have provided hilarious results, knowing Rowan would choose the lamest option. he even threw in the extremely unpopular cornflakes meme to enrage people.
now, why do rowan in this specific order, which was different from the capture order? he needed to make his popularity decline seem real and convince people that he really had jumped the shark. otherwise it wouldn't have seemed credible when he reached out to To be fair.
an amazing masterstroke.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080190) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:30 PM Author: passionate cruel-hearted milk
well, i've been furiously searching jigsaw threads to see if theres moar...look at this:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117615&mc=10&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116722&mc=115&forum_id=2
he waited until :D was actively posting, then started taunting and humiliating him. everyone else also started attacking :D and telling him to reply but he didn't. right when when the ultimatum expired, jigsaw immediately dropped a gratuitous humiliation pwning that had to have been pre-written given the timing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080284) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:38 PM Author: charcoal histrionic doctorate
He must have known :D wouldn't respond
I have to agree with you re: pensive/:D/Rowan...it seemed to be a bad run that marked a downturn for the schtick at the time, but let's break it down and see what it really was:
-pensive: Jigsaw knew that pensive would act like a faggot, so he drew up a complicated plan that would allow simultaneously allow pensive to think he was in control (thus hooking him into the game, which becomes important down the line) and still giving him a chance to humiliate him properly (get the board pissed at pensive, lower his IQ/give him STD's) so he doesn't walk away unscathed.
-:D: Just like you said, Jigsaw expected :D to act like a cockgobbler so he dropped a massive pwn on him immediately after it became clear that he wasn't responding. :D came off looking terrible.
-Rowan: Also just what you said - this was supposed to be his "big come back", but it was purposely underplayed and kind of boring (just like Rowan herself). He knew he could count on Rowan to make it end up like that even if he set up a hypo that, on its face, held a lot of promise...yet he also included dumb memes like the cornflake thing to ensure that he took some of the blame so that expectations would be lower and he could use his waning popularity to suck TBF in...
And then it all comes together perfectly last night as three posters go down and one retires. He read both TMF and TBF perfectly, and turned this into the greatest coup yet for this schtick.
Which leaves us with pensive still alive, however. As we discussed, I think pensive will get his just desserts in the end and it will probably end up being more satisfying than if he had just done away with him in one fell swoop like the board wanted at the time. He seems to have really mapped this all out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080331)
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