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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
dead talented hell idiot
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
Overrated Stain
  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
Odious lavender blood rage
  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
Aggressive Nubile Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
dead talented hell idiot
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
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  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
Dashing buff patrolman
  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
milky flatulent azn
  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
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  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
Topaz dilemma
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
Razzle-dazzle impressive senate mediation
  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
Coiffed Mischievous Piazza
  12/11/09
idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
bat-shit-crazy mother
  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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  07/12/10
i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
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  12/11/09
yeah! i agree
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  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
pale parlour boltzmann
  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
Pontificating supple cuck
  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
Vengeful passionate native
  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
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  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
Clear Curious Plaza
  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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  12/11/09
i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
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  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  12/11/09
fucking pumo-cock asshole
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  12/12/09
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
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  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
suck my cock faggot.
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  01/05/10
are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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  12/12/09
I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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  12/12/09
i know, right?!
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  12/12/09
You seem dumb.
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  12/12/09
a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
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  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/12/09
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
i have the same question.
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  01/05/10
i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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  01/23/10
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  09/14/10
I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
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  01/23/10
Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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  01/23/10
i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
Fragrant sapphire haunted graveyard
  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
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  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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  01/24/10
not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
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i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
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  02/25/10
*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
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  02/25/10
The converted coal into oil.
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I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned ...
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  03/09/10
My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
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  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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  04/07/10
the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
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  05/01/10
It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
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in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, grante...
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are you the first pumo
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  05/14/10
why not?
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  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
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  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
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  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
impertinent rusted trump supporter
  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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  07/12/10
Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
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  08/19/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s
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  08/20/10
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  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
impertinent rusted trump supporter
  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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  11/25/10
?
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  11/25/10
this was before he was president
impertinent rusted trump supporter
  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
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  11/11/11
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  11/14/11
couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
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  12/12/09
I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of ...
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  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
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  12/11/09
Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this ...
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You misspelled 6th grade
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  12/11/09
People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
Should have just said he was the President.
Overrated Stain
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
flame?
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  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
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  02/03/10
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  04/22/10
I love this thread.
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
or summoned an HHM?
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William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
dead talented hell idiot
  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
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  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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  12/12/09
dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
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  12/12/09
tbf, dood is really fat
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  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
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  12/12/09
this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
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  12/12/09
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after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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"after his presidency,..."
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Overrated Stain

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Odious lavender blood rage

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: Aggressive Nubile Mad-dog Skullcap

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

think this was before he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: indecent spot pocket flask

I don't think he was president yet dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Dashing buff patrolman

I hear that this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: milky flatulent azn

maybe it happened before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Topaz dilemma

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impressive senate mediation

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Coiffed Mischievous Piazza

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mother

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: Hideous Giraffe Meetinghouse

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Startled candlestick maker

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

yeah! i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Useless indian lodge

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: pale parlour boltzmann

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Pontificating supple cuck

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Vengeful passionate native

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Massive arousing clown skinny woman

Because this was in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: Clear Curious Plaza

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic address keepsake machete

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: turquoise motley range newt

i think this dood has a valid point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly area marketing idea

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: underhanded wine sneaky criminal associate

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: umber racy home jew

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: vigorous jewess alpha

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Vengeful passionate native

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: pearly adventurous jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: Dun Aromatic Police Squad National Security Agency

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: citrine gaping

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Fragrant sapphire haunted graveyard

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Demanding institution

suck my cock faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: irradiated cordovan location boistinker

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Laughsome lodge filthpig

i know, right?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone fanboi

You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: turquoise motley range newt

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: haunting mildly autistic cuckoldry

I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating Drunken Resort

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Diverse fighting hunting ground heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Exciting Bisexual Partner

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Smoky space

readingcomppwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Demanding institution

i have the same question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: Deep Purple Halford

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Wonderful Insecure Boiling Water Potus

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac kitty cat

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready indigo wrinkle brethren

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious bronze volcanic crater

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Demanding institution

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy apoplectic ceo

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: Fragrant sapphire haunted graveyard

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Dashing buff patrolman

I don't think he was president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Jet trailer park

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: confused church building coffee pot

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: lilac seedy tanning salon

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Fluffy business firm puppy

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Geriatric titillating chad

something about prezidents.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Dun Aromatic Police Squad National Security Agency

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Self-centered house

The converted coal into oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Sienna Locus

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Dashing buff patrolman

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: frum step-uncle's house

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Gaped dark antidepressant drug

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Orange Athletic Conference Telephone

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: Demanding institution

are you the first pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: crystalline kitty love of her life

good point. this story must be fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: comical slate nowag

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored iridescent ticket booth

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Unholy big-titted state headpube

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: duck-like circlehead

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: spectacular salmon crotch

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: henna garrison genital piercing

no one knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: crimson personal credit line locale

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary idea he suggested

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready indigo wrinkle brethren

it was before he was elected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: primrose tripping menage

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: sickened soul-stirring ladyboy rigpig

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Shimmering point

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Demanding institution

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: impertinent rusted trump supporter

this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: concupiscible mauve pit roast beef

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Red awkward box office liquid oxygen

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Thriller Tan National

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: burgundy whorehouse affirmative action

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: Talking Hairraiser Market Useless Brakes

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned faggot firefighter

this thread won't die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: stirring rehab becky

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impressive senate mediation

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: low-t chartreuse goal in life

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Crackhouse

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: 180 startling voyeur shrine

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Crackhouse

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Vermilion very tactful laser beams parlor

You misspelled 6th grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: turquoise motley range newt

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Free-loading psychic

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mother

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Crackhouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Free-loading psychic

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Free-loading psychic

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Vermilion very tactful laser beams parlor

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: galvanic den

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Bateful Violet Famous Landscape Painting Principal's Office

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Pontificating supple cuck

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Overrated Stain

Should have just said he was the President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impressive senate mediation

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly area marketing idea

yea, ty for this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: pea-brained theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Pontificating supple cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: mentally impaired aqua sandwich temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: misunderstood wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Cracking Forum Internal Respiration

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Fluffy business firm puppy

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Floppy Insanely Creepy Regret University

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic address keepsake machete

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: medicated stock car

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: thirsty twinkling deer antler theatre

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Vengeful passionate native

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control Charismatic Casino

or summoned an HHM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: mustard private investor

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

lol. this thread took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: Obsidian Set

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: haunting mildly autistic cuckoldry

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: plum sinister base dysfunction

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Greedy dull place of business theater

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

tbf, dood is really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Greedy dull place of business theater

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Jade Field

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: Adulterous drab fat ankles legend

Proof that fats gain it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Overrated Stain

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: pea-brained theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13557046)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: bearded boyish really tough guy school

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: mentally impaired aqua sandwich temple

180 fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: gay library persian

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: Deranged Stead

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: sadistic ebony cuckold hall

"after his presidency,..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Deranged Stead

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

I think this was after he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Wonderful Insecure Boiling Water Potus

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Insecure Boiling Water Potus

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Spruce heady knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Vengeful passionate native

180 ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: flickering cruise ship turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Odious lavender blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Stimulating slimy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Lay New Version

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Azure vivacious property juggernaut

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: Excitant Philosopher-king Toilet Seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant Philosopher-king Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365365)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889693)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: Cobalt background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898308)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

Nice moniker dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: flickering cruise ship turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007847)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Jet trailer park

This is more like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: lemon bawdyhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007901)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Marvelous unhinged chapel

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Dun Aromatic Police Squad National Security Agency

erroneous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: flickering cruise ship turdskin

there's like 1 rating you twit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Spruce heady knife

no. its seriously awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Self-centered house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236265)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: low-t chartreuse goal in life

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Dun Aromatic Police Squad National Security Agency

he was rather talented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Godawful puce hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341721)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14639999)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: high-end factory reset button station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Deep Purple Halford

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Godawful puce hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829757)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: bonkers legal warrant

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

the story was pretty good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: sticky nibblets stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097048)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Scarlet trip electric furnace kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271601)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Odious lavender blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16557577)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987455)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: bipolar hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999398)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271507)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: sexy striped hyena stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15913272)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Vengeful passionate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535522)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: yapping appetizing abode

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831499)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046439)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: Azure vivacious property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16101960)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: brass orchestra pit pervert

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16102218)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Unholy big-titted state headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643465)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Flirting gas station

EPIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643479)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Black cocky stage

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: cyan french corner dopamine

ah enlightenment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: shivering brunch elastic band

I just learned this nugget as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Overrated Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881380)



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy prole twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17091877)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Thriller Tan National

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: Anal lascivious son of senegal site

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: Vermilion very tactful laser beams parlor

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: flushed glittery office mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: dead talented hell idiot

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Public Bath Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: dead talented hell idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)