I never quite understood you faggots' allegiance to this site?
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:05 AM Author: lime chad
I mean, do you enjoy Rach's sweet man-juice? What the fuck do you owe him exactly?
Why would you trust Rach's "protection" of your information over me? This makes absolutely no sense to me.
I am not begrudging Rach for implementing the concept of XOXO, but merely am pointing out that the technology can be vastly improved in the hands of an excellent programmer (me).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095656) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:09 AM Author: lime chad
dude, it's been published many times already:
http://listserv.org/
I've put a lot of work into this, and I'm setting up the "follow" feature this weekend.
you already get email notifications whenever someone replies to your post, or posts a new response in your thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095679) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Cerise location
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#16034849) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:29 AM Author: Startled space dragon
Why would you trust Rach's "protection" of your information over me? This makes absolutely no sense to me.
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Because we have like an 8 year history of Rach not doing anything invasive with our information. Who the fuck are you--you haven't posted in 5 years so why in the fuck are we going to run over to you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095796) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:08 AM Author: lime chad
Yeah. no fucking kidding. but do you enjoy slow searches? do you enjoy not being able to send private messages to posters?
do you enjoy not being able to follow your favorite posters?
do you enjoy not having a user profile?
do you enjoy your account being completely worthless here? IT BUILDS NO VALUE OVER TIME.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095675) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:24 AM Author: gay spectacular shrine community account
what are your mod policies?
i don't think we really have any hidden gems here that go unbumped or unpromoted, thanks to mogul and askav.
honestly you don't seem like a very trustworthy or decent person. maybe if you had a critical mass of good posters and a historical legacy of good posting, i'd actually deign to visit. it's a fine product, certainly i wish we could see our own posting history on this site, but at the end of the day your site is just like every other dreadfully earnest message board out there -- CC, metatalk, the comments section of ATL. i wish you luck with your venture, sollozzo, the corleone family is good for now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095774) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: lime chad
haha, I'm a legendary poster. if you don't know me, you probably joined this site at a later date. I grew up on this board, and was admitted to a tier-1 college as a direct result of the advice I received from several key posters.
why do I not seem like an untrustworthy person, are you fucking kidding me? over rach?
I am trying to build this community because I have a tremendous amount of pride and respect for it. (I also happen to be a tier-1 ivy-educated computer programmer, unlike Rach)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095799) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:35 AM Author: Startled space dragon
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: ElGreco the Elite (ETE) Columbia University '08 (pwning the pwned since '86)
I'm not trying to be an "obnoxious faggot,"
It just comes naturally.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095824) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: Snowy Factory Reset Button Gunner
"but do you enjoy slow searches?" -- No
"do you enjoy not being able to send private messages to posters?" -- I don't care.
"do you enjoy not being able to follow your favorite posters?" -- Don't need that, particularly given that the context is important.
"do you enjoy not having a user profile?" -- I don't want that.
"do you enjoy your account being completely worthless here? IT BUILDS NO VALUE OVER TIME." -- I don't want it to build value.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095687)
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:12 AM Author: lime chad
are you fucking kidding?
by having followers? by having an inbox that saves your private messages with other posters? by being able to receive notifications whenever someone responds to your thread/post?
by having a user profile? by being able to FOLLOW your favorite poasters?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095699) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:38 AM Author: lime chad
guys, autoadmit/xoxo is the first entry in the listserv directory. look here:
http://listserv.org/listservs/index/autoadmit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095839) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:42 AM Author: pale cerebral stage french chef
Everyone on XO knows rach's full name, first and last. They know where he lives. They know his jobs. They know his girlfriend. They know his e-mail and his IM.
That's comfort, knowing the moderator as someone who's outed.
You? I don't know you from Adam, dick.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095853) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:43 AM Author: lime chad
Dude, I've been outted since '04, lol
I'm a legendary poster, and I'm friends with half of this board on facebook.
When did you join xo? Xo got me into Columbia, brah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095861) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: vivacious bonkers lettuce
I hate the format of your site. I'm sure technologically it is superior but I don't like looking at it.
What makes this sit so great is the format. The simplicity of everything is key.
Take this format and add a a couple of things.
1) Highlight the last four posts in threads. This would be extremely useful in threads when posts get over 50.
2) Have lines that connect posts. When replies start going out to the right and there are many of them it becomes hard to read/follow.
3) Private messages
You have too much visual clutter. The boxes around posts, I hate. The color combo and general format of the main page sucks. Too much clutter. Simplify it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095909)
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Date: May 27th, 2010 11:26 AM Author: Supple Circlehead Coffee Pot
your site is too slick. i like xoxo's rough and ghetto aesthetic.
also, PMs and user profiles are community killers. if you want to ask a question on xoxo, you have to do it in front of the whole community. if you really need to privately communicate you can just trade emails and edit.
i do like the speed of your site
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096060) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 11:33 AM Author: Supple Circlehead Coffee Pot
really not interested in any of those bells and whistles
would be happy with xoxo with more speed
but you're never going to steal away enough xoxo posters so why even bother
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096086) |
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Date: May 27th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Heady coral macaca double fault
Serious question for a second, why try to build your community from xoxo if you think you have such a good concept?
This is a controversial community with little growth. Posters are mostly crotchety, paranoid long timers who mistrust change. They value absolute anonymity first (a huge number of people have changed their screen names to punctuation despite this place being about as anonymous as possible), and the low-feature, old school format second (I mean the site was fucking created as a result of modernization on the old board, and basically every new feature here has eventually been chucked).
I know you are an old timer but despite any sentimentality about this community, it seems like the worst possible seed for building a new community if in fact your vision is so good.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096115) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: amber candlestick maker
why do you keep willfully missing the point that no one wants the "features" you're adding?
Yes, i've been to the site and it's an abortion of a visual cacophony. Simplicity is what keeps people coming back to xoxo, not "loyalty". You haven't proven to me that you'll be more trustworthy of my info than rach (considering the email address you hilariously posted yesterday), and as far as "superior technology" - well, if you're going to use that in the pursuit of shit I don't want, I don't fucking care how good your l337 programming skillz are.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096207) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:36 PM Author: Orange Den Faggotry
1. Rach isn't perfect, but he's the devil we know. Everyone here has a rough idea what the rules are about what can be posted and what cannot, how our personal information will be handled, and what happens to people who exceed the limits of the site. We know none of that about your board.
2. Your board doesn't really offer anything that would persuade us to move. Most of the features you view as superior are ones that people here either wouldn't bother to use or would prefer not to have. Superior programming doesn't matter if it's used to achieve ends posters here don't desire, and at the end of the day I don't really want to social network with whokebe or ......,,,....,,,,..,. Your concept would probably go over much better with a different group of people than with this particular community, and I would urge you to try to build your site by attracting people who are on the same page with you.
3. It's easier to post here than somewhere else. Biglawboard offers something much closer to what this community is looking for, and people generally can't be persuaded to post there unless they're seriously frustrated with something here. Changing to a new format would be even more difficult.
4. You seem to be resting a lot of the appeal on your trustworthiness as a poster. You are a college board poster, and many law board posters are completely unfamiliar with you. Of the college board posters, many may remember you as being arrogant and schticky and abrasive. Even if you were an interesting poster with a large following, those aren't necessarily the traits people would want in the owner of their message board.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096369) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:55 PM Author: Slippery whorehouse legal warrant
1) he already knows my info, has for three years, and nothing bad's happened and it's not as if by going to your site he'd suddenly unknow my info, I'd just be adding to the list of people who could screw me over.
2) i don't do enough interneting to speak authoratively about this, but i really like this board's setup.
3) though we might not get as many as we used to, good new posters come here every year and good old ones know where to find it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15096475) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 5:56 PM Author: Fear-inspiring reading party theater stage Subject: if you're careful about what you say, you will never have proble
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:16 AM
Author: ElGreco the Elite (ETE) Columbia University '08 (pwning the pwned since '86)
yeah, and the easier it is to lose track of legendary threads/posts.
if you're careful about what you say, you will never have problems with the "anon" issue.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15095724)
The thing is, we don't have to be careful on this site and we like it that way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15098526) |
Date: May 27th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Flatulent dog poop
you seem like you have the worst intentions possible.
also, the limitations of XO and anonymity are what creates all the humor and personality that make the forum fun. nobody cares about your faggoty PM system.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1322646&forum_id=2#15099418) |
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