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Guy sitting next to me in Starbucks wearing "?" suit

As in, his sports coat and pants are LITERALLY COVERED WITH ...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Ask him if he knows how to get free gov't money.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
175
fuchsia station
  12/30/05
Brilliant.
at-the-ready school cafeteria coffee pot
  12/30/05
Well, it WAS that guy, so it's not brilliant so much as accu...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Nah, it was brilliant.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  01/08/06
Upon reconsideration, I'll grant the point.
Alcoholic roommate house
  01/08/06
My average score for this thread was 177.5!
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  01/08/06
IT'S THE DUDE FROM THE COMMERICALS! ask him how to make ...
Amethyst cowardly native legend
  12/30/05
What? I know of no such commercials.
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Just ask him! THIS IS A CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME!!!!!!!!!
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
God...I'm half tempted. On the other hand, this seat was ha...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Oh, I know who you're talking about. That dude sucks.
Hilarious bbw
  12/30/05
http://www.mlesko.com/g2/store.htm
bateful rigpig principal's office
  12/30/05
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HIM. THAT'S THE GUY. What should I d...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
lol You've got to say something.
Infuriating heaven hissy fit
  12/30/05
This is crazy. What a coincidence. Guess we all know now t...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
you are from montogomery county? what HS?
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
ah (I see you posted this below). QO would have been my...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
Georgetown Prep? Landon? Bullis?
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
How did you like IB? Were the kids kind of nerdy or jus...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
Some uber-nerdy, mostly very normal albeit much smarter than...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
You know, I have to wait until LS until I can verify this,...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
...
sexy elastic band
  09/17/06
Man, I was in Rockville today! And you're telling me I misse...
Apoplectic resort
  12/30/05
Sorry, girl. Would've loved for you to drop by. You could'...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
This dude is sweet. At least say you think he's kewl.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
Address him as Mr. Lesko and tell him you're having trouble ...
bateful rigpig principal's office
  12/30/05
All right, I did. He said he'd give me some advice in a sec...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
On second thought, the chances are high that it's not Lesko ...
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
180.
heady gunner
  12/30/05
This was my first impression, as well.
concupiscible national security agency
  12/30/05
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity -- like meeting Ric...
Infuriating heaven hissy fit
  12/30/05
a friend of mine hung out with Richard Simmons in the Vatica...
mustard fragrant filthpig hall
  12/30/05
he was
Dull stag film
  12/30/05
nice sack, thanks for the nightmares
mustard fragrant filthpig hall
  12/30/05
ick
Infuriating heaven hissy fit
  12/30/05
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mrbeaver.n...
Dull stag film
  12/30/05
Turns out it wasn't the Riddler. It was indeed Lesko. Got ...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
haha. nice.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
Your prestige score just jumped like 17.544 points.
slap-happy multi-colored feces spot
  12/30/05
Totally.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
Ask him how you can make money through government programs. ...
bateful rigpig principal's office
  12/30/05
So many observations to share, no IRL friends to share them ...
puce galvanic azn wagecucks
  12/30/05
Addendum: he has PINK SHOES, and multicolored frames for his...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Fire up the Bat-Signal.
Greedy mildly autistic church building
  12/30/05
i was going to say something along the lines of the riddler....
glassy state
  12/30/05
really bad flame
Iridescent Dead School
  12/30/05
If it's flame is great.
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
Agreed, its much more original than most.
slap-happy multi-colored feces spot
  12/30/05
well I just thought it was pretty obvious it wasn't true bec...
Iridescent Dead School
  12/30/05
...
Kink-friendly Misunderstood Home
  12/30/05
lol, lesko wouldn't get pissed
Iridescent Dead School
  12/30/05
174
beta rambunctious jewess tank
  12/30/05
I promise you on my life it's not fucking flame. People hav...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
I know you are a credible poster. This is hilarious. l...
slap-happy multi-colored feces spot
  12/30/05
Do you live around there? Did you go to high school in the a...
Amethyst cowardly native legend
  12/30/05
Yeah.
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
What's IB? International Baccalaureate?
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
Yes.
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Is this a separate part of the school? At my school you coul...
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Interesting. I only did a couple of certificates (lit, spani...
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
potomac? so I guess you don't have trouble paying for s...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
Not even close. I pay for every single dime of law school m...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
ouch. yay biglaw!
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
Damn right. Yay T6, too.
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
what was the reason your parents aren't paying. Do they j...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
i'd imagine there are about 150 thousand reasons. health ...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
why are we talking about healthcare??
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
try visualizing expenses in the last decade of life. read a...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
The former: they want me to be responsible for myself. I do...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
hey. I'm curious on your opinion of the whole HYS v. CC...
lavender tattoo den
  12/30/05
Unless CLS gives you a full ride or something similarly hu...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/31/05
Not watching any tv, except for an occasional sports game is...
zombie-like clear business firm
  12/30/05
This thread is very prestigious.
gaped faggotry menage
  12/30/05
I'm so proud. This feels better than the day I got into Chic...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
http://www.dcist.com/images/2005_020705_lesko.jpg look in...
Iridescent Dead School
  12/30/05
It's a different color. It's purple. But it's there, indee...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Amazing. Though it's odd that he's wearing the "?"...
Gold plaza
  12/30/05
Yeah, but this guy makes his living selling books and stuff....
gaped faggotry menage
  12/30/05
Free advertising, sure ... but wearing the getup while havin...
Gold plaza
  12/30/05
Apparently this is exactly the case. I remember asking my f...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Ask him about his daughter. I doubt she survived her childh...
Gold plaza
  12/30/05
I know! I guess it's publicity. He's been getting approach...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Tell us the tax avoidance advice he gave you.
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
Honestly, I wasn't even paying that much attention. Somethi...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Poke him with a stick.
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
C'mon man. He may be a celebrity, but he still looks danger...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
You should see him on TV. He makes Tony Little look sedate.
Gold plaza
  12/30/05
http://omgwtfbbq.de/files/DANGERDOOM%2060.mov BLAST THIS ...
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
hahaha, excellent skit
concupiscible national security agency
  12/30/05
He's like a cross between Tony Little, Suze Orman, and Andy ...
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
Andy Dick ... nice.
Gold plaza
  12/30/05
State returns. Bah. Unless you're making 7+ figures, state r...
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
180 for this thread.
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
Yes, esp b/c he chance TALKED to the guy. I would never drea...
crystalline haunted graveyard
  12/30/05
It was definitely a bit weird. If I'd seen other people tal...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Ask him how he felt about his inclusion in the book, 100 Peo...
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
You're kidding me. Why was he included? What an awesom...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Name doesn't ring a bell, you say. Maybe this will help: You...
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
AHAHAHA, I've just had a brush with a conman. He's still ...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
finding a niche and exploiting the hell out of it isn't bein...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
Well I have no strong opinions either way. I'm just finding...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
i'm sure it is more than a little surreal. trying having ...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
I was named after the brother of TV's Catwoman. How's that ...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
not to be confused with karl kyle, the CHARACTER's brother, ...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
If I explained in any further detail it would out my first n...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
well, there were two actresses in that role, neither of whom...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
It's Julie Newmar's brother. She of "To Wong Foo, Than...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
fascinating bio, just read it. the imdb bio mentions him.
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
here's some ephemera about her dad: http://www.bucpower.c...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
Although this is entirely unfeasible, it would be great if y...
Dark appetizing brunch degenerate
  12/30/05
Maybe a suit covered in Exclamation Points would be more int...
mustard fragrant filthpig hall
  12/30/05
I would be his "Unbreakable"-style arch-enemy!
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
or you could be his partner, with upside-down question marks...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
172
aromatic center
  12/30/05
an ampersand or semicolon would be a better conversation-sta...
Stirring transparent space
  12/30/05
More feasible would be to get a Batman costume. It would be...
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
hahahaha
concupiscible national security agency
  12/30/05
One of my sister's friends took a pic with him at the Baltim...
Excitant locus mad-dog skullcap
  12/30/05
Alright, I'm getting out of here, after getting only half of...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
why the fuck are you reading torts?
cheese-eating affirmative action ceo
  12/30/05
Because class is on the 2nd and we were given a 30pg assignm...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
Levmore?
Bistre Striped Hyena Private Investor
  12/30/05
Yup. I just checked and the first class is actually not on ...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
...
Kink-friendly Misunderstood Home
  12/30/05
This whole thread gets an A.
aromatic center
  12/30/05
YOU CAN EVEN GET THE GOVERNMENT TO PAY YOUR CABLE BILL!!!
judgmental free-loading famous landscape painting nursing home
  12/30/05
I just told one of my DC-based friends about this and he sai...
Apoplectic resort
  12/30/05
cue the Benny Hill chase-scene music
titillating mentally impaired pocket flask
  12/30/05
You must be in suburban maryland. I know the dude.
Curious mexican
  12/30/05
You are exactly right. Incidentally, I think I may have...
Alcoholic roommate house
  12/30/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=325101&mc=10...
Soggy theater stage
  12/30/05
This thread should be encased in gold. 180/2400/A+/4.0/al...
canary stain
  01/01/06
http://www.friendster.com/profiles/schwartz
Laughsome milk
  01/08/06
...
Dull stag film
  01/08/06
hell yeah.
Alcoholic roommate house
  01/08/06
I have a feeling that you are PEM.
titillating mentally impaired pocket flask
  01/08/06
PEM? What's that mean?
Alcoholic roommate house
  01/08/06
Once more: WTF does PEM mean?
Alcoholic roommate house
  01/08/06
Sorry, Professor Edgar Martinez.
titillating mentally impaired pocket flask
  01/08/06
I take it this is another XOXO poster. All I can say is tha...
Alcoholic roommate house
  01/08/06
http://www.friendster.com/profiles/schwartz
titillating mentally impaired pocket flask
  01/08/06
Classic.
Exhilarant Volcanic Crater
  01/08/06
Yup.
sable main people lodge
  03/19/06
Indeed, the moment where I came into my own as a XOXO poster...
Alcoholic roommate house
  03/19/06
It appears that this is what Mr. Lesko was most likely doing...
Odious Adulterous Toilet Seat
  03/19/06
nice find
Razzmatazz Topaz Location Selfie
  09/17/06
That yellow mini with all the ?'s is parked on my street (in...
Internet-worthy quadroon therapy
  07/30/06
This was a great thread.
heady gunner
  07/30/06
yup, great bump
Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio
  07/30/06
you must be in new york. then again, if you lived in new yo...
Stimulating temple
  07/30/06
read the thread, noob
Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio
  07/30/06
...
Apoplectic resort
  09/17/06
did you see him?
Cracking frozen goal in life
  09/17/06
His commercial just aired. Only it was an old commercial, ca...
Apoplectic resort
  09/17/06
wow. best thing i've read in a reeeally long time.
180 brass useless brakes
  09/17/06
...
passionate autistic point
  11/01/06
u in the dupont circle starbucks? I've seen him in the area...
Costumed disrespectful field masturbator
  11/01/06
...
Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio
  11/01/06
I hadn't ever seen this thread before. So... BUMP!
Soul-stirring rose locale place of business
  01/25/07
Bump because I just saw a Matthew Lesko commercial.
Yellow vibrant lay scourge upon the earth
  04/03/07
nice. im boys with his son. His closet is INSANE, nothing ...
Beady-eyed Filthy Range Dingle Berry
  04/03/07
DANGERDOOM!!!
Alcoholic roommate house
  04/06/07
woop
Floppy Pungent Public Bath Newt
  05/29/07
This is one of my favorites.
gaped faggotry menage
  05/29/07
I just saw this guy TWICE this week, once at Seattles Best C...
Provocative pearly base antidepressant drug
  05/29/07
are you new d00d?
Startled Boltzmann Internal Respiration
  05/29/07
Saw his book today. Its hilarious bullshit. DID YOU KNOW T...
mustard fragrant filthpig hall
  12/18/07
lol. I've seen this guy around Georgetown and Bethesda. H...
spectacular preventive strike
  12/18/07
...
out-of-control shrine
  06/22/08





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

As in, his sports coat and pants are LITERALLY COVERED WITH QUESTION MARKS. He's an old grey-haired man with glasses, wearing a corduroy jacket & pants that have big red question marks sewn all over them. Were he wearing something normal he would look like rich old money.

Advise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695304)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

Ask him if he knows how to get free gov't money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695310)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: fuchsia station

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696735)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready school cafeteria coffee pot

Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697497)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Well, it WAS that guy, so it's not brilliant so much as accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697523)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:44 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

Nah, it was brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4767005)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Upon reconsideration, I'll grant the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4767018)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

My average score for this thread was 177.5!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4767070)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly native legend

IT'S THE DUDE FROM THE COMMERICALS!

ask him how to make money, he will flip out and start yelling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695311)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

What? I know of no such commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695314)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

Just ask him!

THIS IS A CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695318)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

God...I'm half tempted. On the other hand, this seat was hard-won. I don't want to have to get up and leave if he turns out to be insane.

NOTE: he just took out his laptop. Looks like he'll be here for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695324)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Hilarious bbw

Oh, I know who you're talking about. That dude sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697173)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:25 PM
Author: bateful rigpig principal's office

http://www.mlesko.com/g2/store.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695320)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HIM. THAT'S THE GUY. What should I do?

He just asked me to help him plug in his laptop. I'm sitting by the outlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695326)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: Infuriating heaven hissy fit

lol

You've got to say something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695331)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

This is crazy. What a coincidence. Guess we all know now that he lives near Rockville Pike in Maryland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695337)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

you are from montogomery county?

what HS?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695993)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696006)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

ah (I see you posted this below).

QO would have been my home school, but I went to a prep school (partly because QO sucks).

I'll keep mum on which one though. If I keep on releasing all of my personal info in snippets, outtage will happen soon. (not that it matters because im probably the least memorable poster ever, which is fine by me).

It's kind of boring around here isn't it? I kinda can't wait for school to start again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696038)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Georgetown Prep? Landon? Bullis?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696046)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

How did you like IB? Were the kids kind of nerdy or just normal?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696066)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Some uber-nerdy, mostly very normal albeit much smarter than average. Quite a few attractive girls. The IB was the best thing could have ever happened to me in high school. One teacher in particular turned me from a completely academically indifferent kid into someone who loved learning, and especially history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696073)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

You know, I have to wait until LS until I can verify this, but I find that the more prestigious of a school/program you go to, the more you find that the poeple don't really work any harder, they are just naturally smarter.

None of my college roomates or I work particularly hard, just about average for college students. I kind of think at some level you have it or you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696098)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696100)





Date: September 17th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: sexy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628906)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic resort

Man, I was in Rockville today! And you're telling me I missed the ? mark screaming government money guy?! DAMN!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696852)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Sorry, girl. Would've loved for you to drop by. You could've confirmed for me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696860)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

This dude is sweet. At least say you think he's kewl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695338)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: bateful rigpig principal's office

Address him as Mr. Lesko and tell him you're having trouble paying for school. Does he know of some way to help you out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695340)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

All right, I did. He said he'd give me some advice in a second, after he went to the bathroom.

Wow. I came to Starbucks intending to do my Torts readings and have had a brush with low-level internet celebrity instead.

Tell you what happened in a couple of minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695359)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:35 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

On second thought, the chances are high that it's not Lesko at all, and that it may be the Riddler. Be careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695376)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:36 PM
Author: heady gunner

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695380)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:37 PM
Author: concupiscible national security agency

This was my first impression, as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695386)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Infuriating heaven hissy fit

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity -- like meeting Richard Simmons or Graham Haley.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695399)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: mustard fragrant filthpig hall

a friend of mine hung out with Richard Simmons in the Vatican's restroom. unclear if he was cruising or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695420)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Dull stag film
Subject: he was

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mrbeaver.net/sections_weird/richardsimmonsnuts.html&h=430&w=550&sz=46&tbnid=afSave_RsZEJ:&tbnh=101&tbnw=130&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drichard%2Bsimmons%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3DONi%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695429)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: mustard fragrant filthpig hall

nice sack, thanks for the nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695440)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Infuriating heaven hissy fit

ick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695432)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Dull stag film

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mrbeaver.net/sections_weird/richardsimmonsnuts.html&h=430&w=550&sz=46&tbnid=afSave_RsZEJ:&tbnh=101&tbnw=130&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drichard%2Bsimmons%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3DONi%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695425)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Turns out it wasn't the Riddler. It was indeed Lesko. Got some interesting advice on tax avoidance. Even more hilarious, other people approached him at random right after I was done, totally familiar-like, as in "Hey man, I've got some questions for you!"

Surreal day.

EDIT: Turns out his KIDS went to high school with me! I always WONDERED why that van covered in question marks was often parked in the parking lot...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695446)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:50 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

haha. nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695458)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored feces spot

Your prestige score just jumped like 17.544 points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695464)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

Totally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695486)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: bateful rigpig principal's office

Ask him how you can make money through government programs. His name is Matthew Lesko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695312)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: puce galvanic azn wagecucks

So many observations to share, no IRL friends to share them with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697510)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Addendum: he has PINK SHOES, and multicolored frames for his glasses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695313)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:29 PM
Author: Greedy mildly autistic church building

Fire up the Bat-Signal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695343)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: glassy state

i was going to say something along the lines of the riddler. But now I know who he's talking about, a fellow poster (who shall remain nameless) actually knows that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695821)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:54 PM
Author: Iridescent Dead School

really bad flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695476)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

If it's flame is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695488)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored feces spot

Agreed, its much more original than most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695492)





Date: December 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Dead School

well I just thought it was pretty obvious it wasn't true because his responses were really weird. I guess it was good in the sense that it tricked people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695496)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Misunderstood Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695510)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Dead School

lol, lesko wouldn't get pissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695519)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:03 PM
Author: beta rambunctious jewess tank

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695525)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I promise you on my life it's not fucking flame. People have known me as a poster around here long enough to know that I don't do flame. He's still sitting next to me, typing on his laptop. We're in the Starbucks next to/inside of Barnes & Noble on Rockville Pike in Montgomery Co., MD.

I honestly had no idea who this guy was, or that he was anyone at all, until you all posted that he was some minor celebrity. I don't watch any TV at all except football/basketball/baseball games, and I've never seen this dude's ads, or whatever he's known for. But since there were so many "sitting next to a hot Asian chick in Starbucks" threads this week, I figured, "well I've gotta post this, don't I?"

AHAHA - he's clearly getting pissed at some loud-talking people behind us. He keeps giving them peevish looks.

Details: he's wearing pink slipper-shoes (no laces) with red socks, a white turtleneck sweater under the corduroy "?" jacket. Jacket itself is off-white with bright red/magenta question marks. Jacket has three buttons on each cuff --- HOLY SHIT. He changed socks! His socks were red before he went to the bathroom, they're yellow now. I am *not making this shit up*.

EDIT: Okay, I'm wrong, he DIDN'T change socks. Get this: his left sock is yellow, his right sock is red. That's why I was confused. This is funny stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695570)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored feces spot

I know you are a credible poster.

This is hilarious. lmao at the socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695580)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly native legend

Do you live around there? Did you go to high school in the area?

I grew up in the area.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695613)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695633)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

What's IB? International Baccalaureate?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695787)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695817)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

Is this a separate part of the school? At my school you could do certificates, the diploma, or both, but the courses were all your typical AP courses. You just did a little extra outside of class to get the IB stuff.

Out of curiosity, did you do the diploma? If so, did you think it was worthwhile?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695858)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695872)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

Interesting. I only did a couple of certificates (lit, spanish)--and I did have great fortune with both in the AP department (thank god I got to skip my foreign language requirement and the freshman writing class)--because the diploma seemed a little too intense.

I wasn't the best student in hs. I figure getting through hs school is more about surviving the psychological trauma of it all than anything else. Thank god for Bono. ;-D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695924)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:32 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

potomac?

so I guess you don't have trouble paying for school : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696008)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Not even close. I pay for every single dime of law school myself. Parents cut me off completely. I'll be in debt forever, especially because I got no money at my school - ~$150,000 in loans, baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696039)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

ouch.

yay biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696067)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Damn right. Yay T6, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696092)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

what was the reason your parents aren't paying. Do they just want you to learn responsibility and be ony our own, or is there some acrimony?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696106)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:55 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

i'd imagine there are about 150 thousand reasons.

health care isn't free - you'd be amazed at how much money you can burn through with at-home medical care. you could put a freebaser to shame on an hourly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696141)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:56 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

why are we talking about healthcare??



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696151)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:02 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

try visualizing expenses in the last decade of life. read again, slowly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696186)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

The former: they want me to be responsible for myself. I do too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696709)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: lavender tattoo den

hey.

I'm curious on your opinion of the whole HYS v. CCN with $$ thing. Which do you think is a better move...

Assuming I get rejected from Yale (pretty safe), but get into Stanford and get money from one of CCN, what course of action would you reccomend.

In terms of pure happiness, I'd want to go to Stanford. I want something new and I *really* don't like cold weather. But there isn't that large of a gap between Columbia and Stanford, so why would I pay full price at Stanford when I could get money from Columbia. But then as long as I'm going to choose a school based on rep/finance, I should just go to Harvard and get it over with...

ack.

of course, I should probably wait until Stanford and Columbia offer me this lovely dilemma (already in at H), but still. Life is confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697335)





Date: December 31st, 2005 1:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Unless CLS gives you a full ride or something similarly huge, take Stanford, even with no money: the difference in prestige IS somewhat noticeable, the difference in your QoL will be EXTREMELY noticeable. Assuming you don't want to work as a public defender for the rest of your life, your salary coming out of SLS will make paying off any loans quite easy (and besides, that's not exactly 'bad' debt to have if you're proactive enough to leverage it by investing). You'd have less to pay at CLS if they gave you $$$, but the difference probably isn't enough for you to sacrifice three years of greater happiness PLUS the "HYS" prestige, if that's what you want.

And if you're choosing SLS v. HLS well, if you can get past the prestige-whore value of putting "Harvard" on your resume (and realize that SLS and HLS aren't going to have much difference in terms of placement), I'd take SLS unless you're dead set on going into politics or something. It just seems like a happier place.

Of course, if this were me, it'd all be moot. I'd take Chicago over any of these schools; its particular ethos appeals so strongly to me that the only school I think I'd take over it is Yale. (Though to be fair I never bothered applying to HYS b/c I assumed my numbers made me auto-ding material...so maybe my principles would wilt in the face of opportunism. I did get into CLS, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4700514)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: zombie-like clear business firm

Not watching any tv, except for an occasional sports game is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696113)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: gaped faggotry menage

This thread is very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695634)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I'm so proud. This feels better than the day I got into Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695637)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Dead School

http://www.dcist.com/images/2005_020705_lesko.jpg

look in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695679)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

It's a different color. It's purple. But it's there, indeed, question marks and all. Same-looking make and model, too. Maybe he has a couple of cars.

As I said above, I'd seen this car parked in the parking lot of my high school quite a lot when I was there (this was 1994-1998). I was always like "WTF???" Now I realize why: his daughter went to school there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695688)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:08 PM
Author: Gold plaza

Amazing. Though it's odd that he's wearing the "?" suit at B&N. It's like the San Diego Chicken chilling at a bar in his costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695842)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: gaped faggotry menage

Yeah, but this guy makes his living selling books and stuff. Probably free advertising.

I wonder if his kids were embarassed when they were teenagers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695853)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: Gold plaza

Free advertising, sure ... but wearing the getup while having coffee at a Starbucks? As for his kids, can you imagine a self-conscious teenager getting picked up at school in a car spotted with question marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695897)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Apparently this is exactly the case. I remember asking my friend "WTF is that car doing in the school parking lot?" (this must've been back in 1997) and she replied, "oh, it's [X]'s dad's," (name meant nothing to me), "she's pretty embarrassed by it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695966)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: Gold plaza

Ask him about his daughter. I doubt she survived her childhood without becoming a social/emotional cripple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696070)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I know! I guess it's publicity. He's been getting approached by random people the whole time.

Including me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695857)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

Tell us the tax avoidance advice he gave you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695860)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Honestly, I wasn't even paying that much attention. Something about avoiding extra hidden taxes in your state returns. I was just trying to have a conversation with him so I could say I did.

He's still here, by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695888)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

Poke him with a stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695895)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

C'mon man. He may be a celebrity, but he still looks dangerously crazy. You should see how he gesticulates wildly when he talks on his cell phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695908)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Gold plaza

You should see him on TV. He makes Tony Little look sedate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695918)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

http://omgwtfbbq.de/files/DANGERDOOM%2060.mov

BLAST THIS SHIT FULL VOLUME. DANGERDOOM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695929)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: concupiscible national security agency

hahaha, excellent skit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696171)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

He's like a cross between Tony Little, Suze Orman, and Andy Dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695935)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: Gold plaza

Andy Dick ... nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696072)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

State returns. Bah. Unless you're making 7+ figures, state returns don't amount to much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695930)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

180 for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695879)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

Yes, esp b/c he chance TALKED to the guy. I would never dream of approaching a stranger, let alone that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695942)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

It was definitely a bit weird. If I'd seen other people talking to him first, I would have felt much better. But I was the first to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695957)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

Ask him how he felt about his inclusion in the book, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695965)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

You're kidding me. Why was he included?

What an awesome distinction to have to one's name. My new goal is to make this list someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695975)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

Name doesn't ring a bell, you say. Maybe this will help: You're watching cable television, probably late at night, a commercial comes on, and there's a "grown-up" man wearing big eyeglasses, a black suit emblazoned with lime green question marks, and a lime green bow-tie emblazoned with lime green question marks, and while he's prancing around in front of the Capitol building in Washington, he's shouting in a high-pitched voice about all the "free money" the government has… just for you!

Want $100,000 to start a business in your own house? Lesko tells you how to get it. How about $75,000 to remodel that house? You say you always wanted to open a bookstore? The government's got $140,000 for you, and Matthew Lesko will help you get your grubby little hands on it. And, of course, there's all that "free money to pay your bills."

Right, that Matthew Lesko! The sort of embarrassing doofus you pray your daughter will never bring home and introduce as her fiancé. So, no, as evil goes, he's not exactly in the same league as Osama bin Laden.

Yet this character, who has devoted what passes for his adult life to peddling his books and CDs on how to get "free college money" and "free stuff for moms" and "free money to change your life" does stand for something disheartening that's happened to this country in recent years. Once, it was understood by almost everyone that there is no free lunch and that you got yours, as the old commercial had it, "the old-fashioned way"—you earned it! But now, this joker caters to a mindset that believes there's not only free lunch, but free dinner, and free midnight snacks, and a takeout bag if you're still hungry later on. Matthew Lesko is the Pied Piper for way too many Americans who are interested only in themselves.

Because, of course, the "free money" Lesko is talking about isn't really free at all. It's "tax money," which, in his way of thinking, is "everybody's money," otherwise known as "nobody's money."

A lot of us would argue that it's bad enough that slimy politicians take our money in the first place so they can hand it out as "free money" to somebody who wants to open a pizza parlor in Akron. But do we really need Matthew Lesko making himself the go-between, the conduit, between our money and the pizzeria?

And then, in December 2004, the New York State Consumer Protection Board issued a report suggesting that Mr. Lesko may have been —oh, let's be generous —exaggerating in his commercials.

For example: Lesko once claimed that a researcher was given $500,000 by the government "to travel the world." Turns out, the researcher was a physicist from Georgetown who won a grant from the National Science Foundation.

For another example: Lesko has said his books tell you how to get free car repairs. Actually he was talking about an automobile recall by the manufacturer.

And then there was the pitch about how you could get $400 a week if you were out of work. True enough. It's called "unemployment insurance."

"Lesko is now promoting a new book… by claiming that the federal government has more than $350 billion in hidden money that ordinary people can use to pay their credit-card bills and get out of debt," said Teresa Santiago, the chairwoman of the Consumer Protection Board. "That claim is simply not true."

On his Web site, Lesko shot back: "I provide my customers with legitimate sources of government money for business, education, housing and, yes, to pay bills."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4695995)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

AHAHAHA, I've just had a brush with a conman.

He's still here, by the way. If I really had balls I'd ask him this on the way out. It would be a stab in the back considering my previously friendly conversation with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696032)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

finding a niche and exploiting the hell out of it isn't being a conman, it's being an entrepreneur.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696048)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Well I have no strong opinions either way. I'm just finding this all rather amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696053)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

i'm sure it is more than a little surreal.

trying having c-grade celebrities in your immediate family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696058)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I was named after the brother of TV's Catwoman. How's that for a connection with a C-grade celebrity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696064)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

not to be confused with karl kyle, the CHARACTER's brother, of course. (king of all kats...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696075)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

If I explained in any further detail it would out my first name (which is already probably known to any Chicago posters, but still).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696085)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

well, there were two actresses in that role, neither of whom seem to have famous brothers, so you're probably in the clear.

but i'm sure that any parents who came up with 'eartha' might have another zinger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696095)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

It's Julie Newmar's brother. She of "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything..." fame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696112)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

fascinating bio, just read it.

the imdb bio mentions him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696125)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:02 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

here's some ephemera about her dad:

http://www.bucpower.com/labucs.html

notice he kicked a couple of FGs, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696191)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Dark appetizing brunch degenerate

Although this is entirely unfeasible, it would be great if you could put on a question mark suit yourself then go sit next to him to see what he'd do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696025)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: mustard fragrant filthpig hall

Maybe a suit covered in Exclamation Points would be more interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696050)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I would be his "Unbreakable"-style arch-enemy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696054)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

or you could be his partner, with upside-down question marks for the latino market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696063)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: aromatic center

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696301)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: Stirring transparent space

an ampersand or semicolon would be a better conversation-starter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696052)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

More feasible would be to get a Batman costume. It would be fight to the death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696060)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:03 PM
Author: concupiscible national security agency

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696194)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: Excitant locus mad-dog skullcap

One of my sister's friends took a pic with him at the Baltimore Airport a couple of years ago, so I knew he lived in the DC area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696077)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Alright, I'm getting out of here, after getting only half of my 30pgs of Torts reading done. It's been a damn amusing day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696099)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating affirmative action ceo

why the fuck are you reading torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696108)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Because class is on the 2nd and we were given a 30pg assignment by a notorious hardass of a Professor. It's either do it now or do it on New Year's Eve/New Year's Day. I know what I prefer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696114)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:58 PM
Author: Bistre Striped Hyena Private Investor

Levmore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696163)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Yup. I just checked and the first class is actually not on the 2nd, thankfully. But still, it's 30 frickin' pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696732)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Misunderstood Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696123)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:21 PM
Author: aromatic center

This whole thread gets an A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696312)





Date: December 30th, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: judgmental free-loading famous landscape painting nursing home

YOU CAN EVEN GET THE GOVERNMENT TO PAY YOUR CABLE BILL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4696333)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic resort

I just told one of my DC-based friends about this and he said that he used to have to run this guy off of National Parks grounds back when he was a ranger cause he kept trying to film his infomercials on the property illegally. What a funny image!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697027)





Date: December 30th, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired pocket flask

cue the Benny Hill chase-scene music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697632)





Date: December 30th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Curious mexican

You must be in suburban maryland. I know the dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697043)





Date: December 30th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

You are exactly right.

Incidentally, I think I may have peaked in life with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697167)





Date: December 30th, 2005 6:12 PM
Author: Soggy theater stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=325101&mc=100&forum_id=2#4697633

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4697653)





Date: January 1st, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: canary stain

This thread should be encased in gold.

180/2400/A+/4.0/all that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4706960)





Date: January 8th, 2006 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

http://www.friendster.com/profiles/schwartz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4765612)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766738)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

hell yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766743)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:16 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired pocket flask

I have a feeling that you are PEM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766759)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

PEM?

What's that mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766804)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Once more: WTF does PEM mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766985)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired pocket flask

Sorry, Professor Edgar Martinez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766990)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

I take it this is another XOXO poster. All I can say is that I swear/promise/protest/whine that I am nobody but myself. I don't do pseudonyms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4767010)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:45 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired pocket flask

http://www.friendster.com/profiles/schwartz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4767017)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Volcanic Crater

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#4766750)





Date: March 19th, 2006 2:54 PM
Author: sable main people lodge

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#5374412)





Date: March 19th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

Indeed, the moment where I came into my own as a XOXO poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#5374462)





Date: March 19th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Odious Adulterous Toilet Seat

It appears that this is what Mr. Lesko was most likely doing on his laptop while sitting at Starbucks: http://www.leskoblog.com/2005/12/in_the_top_6_fo.html (notice the date).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#5374597)





Date: September 17th, 2006 3:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Topaz Location Selfie

nice find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628228)





Date: July 30th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy quadroon therapy

That yellow mini with all the ?'s is parked on my street (in Adams Morgan in DC) like every day. Haven't seen the guy yet, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6340076)





Date: July 30th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: heady gunner

This was a great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6340087)





Date: July 30th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio

yup, great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6340176)





Date: July 30th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Stimulating temple

you must be in new york.

then again, if you lived in new york this wouldnt have surprised you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6340090)





Date: July 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio

read the thread, noob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6340205)





Date: September 17th, 2006 2:07 AM
Author: Apoplectic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628008)





Date: September 17th, 2006 2:11 AM
Author: Cracking frozen goal in life

did you see him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628017)





Date: September 17th, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic resort

His commercial just aired. Only it was an old commercial, cause he referred to President Clinton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628023)





Date: September 17th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: 180 brass useless brakes

wow.

best thing i've read in a reeeally long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6628896)





Date: November 1st, 2006 3:57 PM
Author: passionate autistic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6899935)





Date: November 1st, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Costumed disrespectful field masturbator

u in the dupont circle starbucks? I've seen him in the area a bunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6899971)





Date: November 1st, 2006 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#6900092)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rose locale place of business

I hadn't ever seen this thread before. So... BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#7483368)





Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: Yellow vibrant lay scourge upon the earth

Bump because I just saw a Matthew Lesko commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#7864844)





Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Range Dingle Berry

nice. im boys with his son. His closet is INSANE, nothing is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#7864863)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate house

DANGERDOOM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#7885154)





Date: May 29th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Floppy Pungent Public Bath Newt

woop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#8183407)





Date: May 29th, 2007 1:44 PM
Author: gaped faggotry menage

This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#8183412)





Date: May 29th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Provocative pearly base antidepressant drug

I just saw this guy TWICE this week, once at Seattles Best Coffee in Borders books in Bethesda and yesterday walking down M street in Georgetown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#8183480)





Date: May 29th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: Startled Boltzmann Internal Respiration

are you new d00d?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#8183493)





Date: December 18th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: mustard fragrant filthpig hall

Saw his book today. Its hilarious bullshit.

DID YOU KNOW THE GOVERNMENT GIVES OUT MONEY FOR PEOPLE TO TRAVEL!?!?!??!!?!

Inside: you can receive this money by either joining the military or winning a fulbright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#9046689)





Date: December 18th, 2007 5:12 PM
Author: spectacular preventive strike

lol.

I've seen this guy around Georgetown and Bethesda. He's actually a pretty nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#9046726)





Date: June 22nd, 2008 10:53 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2#9913878)