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Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizz...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, th...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
I did. He grew up middle to upper class. No, it's not ju...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the onl...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
but it's the main reason
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
Yes, it is the main reason. If I won the lottery right ...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
you would not
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  03/27/05
OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.
Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/04
dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throu...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
Good point
Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/04
You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.
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  07/13/04
I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from mos...
soul-stirring green chapel marketing idea
  07/13/04
exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. A...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants...
henna institution
  07/13/04
and wearing cute suits!! DUH! I can't wait!
big dog poop bawdyhouse
  07/13/04
I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing a...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your ...
vigorous area depressive
  07/13/04
Not sure yet.
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
you are starting to disgust me
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure t...
vigorous area depressive
  07/13/04
i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgu...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?
vigorous area depressive
  07/13/04
see below
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
why?
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishones...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planni...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that ...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
hello?
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
what? do you want me to respond to your post above? I ca...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is ...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
she needs to take the high road
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
Who are you, her fucking priest? No, she needs to take th...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the wor...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks t...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
I'm glad she's not upset.
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, e...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
What's this about?
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  07/14/04
Oh, for the love of naivety. You and the bf are in for a ...
henna institution
  07/13/04
exactly
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/13/04
They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life an...
Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/04
"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled." :)...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/13/04
Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens t...
Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/04
"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also hap...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relations...
Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/04
Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or s...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
dun dead internal respiration
  07/14/04
Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
arent they somewhat expensive? well, i come from a differ...
dun dead internal respiration
  07/14/04
"arent they somewhat expensive?" Expensive for ...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
I am with you on living near work. I hate commuting.
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  07/14/04
See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are m...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to d...
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  07/14/04
"I like cooking, though." After spending 12 hou...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point o...
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  07/14/04
"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the p...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working prof...
dun dead internal respiration
  07/14/04
You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at bi...
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  02/20/05
I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?
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  07/13/04
In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.
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  07/13/04
...
henna institution
  07/14/04
I don't mind
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I ea...
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  07/14/04
Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at y...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
nice. but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.
Translucent stimulating gas station haunted graveyard
  07/14/04
But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 yea...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...
henna institution
  07/14/04
you're right check back later
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support p...
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  07/14/04
shhh! She doesn't want to hear that.
henna institution
  07/14/04
seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law fi...
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  07/14/04
That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and e...
henna institution
  07/14/04
what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  07/14/04
...
henna institution
  07/14/04
she doesn't care...
rough-skinned cuckold chad
  07/14/04
i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a f...
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  07/14/04
No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how...
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  07/14/04
I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, the...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  07/14/04
holy shit
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  11/10/05
"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me ...
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  07/14/04
Goodnight. Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
Have you ever posted a pic?
fishy yarmulke lodge
  07/14/04
I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds
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  07/14/04
why the +25?
fishy yarmulke lodge
  07/14/04
not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like ...
titillating twinkling pisswyrm church
  07/14/04
Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
What were talking about with "hours"?
fishy yarmulke lodge
  07/14/04
Working hours.
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
What type of job?
fishy yarmulke lodge
  07/14/04
Biglaw lawyer.
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school...
fishy yarmulke lodge
  07/14/04
We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before the...
high-end half-breed office
  07/14/04
if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one
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  02/20/05
Oh my....
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  02/20/05
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  12/08/06
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  02/20/05
wow
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  02/20/05
whoa
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  02/20/05
egg + on face = this thread.
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  02/20/05
Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.
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  02/20/05
180 Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit m...
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...
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180
seedy jet multi-billionaire
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Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha...
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  02/20/05
lol
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  02/21/05
...
seedy jet multi-billionaire
  03/25/05
I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!
high-end half-breed office
  03/25/05
heheheh
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  10/20/05
Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's m...
Burgundy Adventurous Point
  03/25/05
I assume you are referring to yourself.
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  03/25/05
kk, that deserves a 169.
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  03/25/05
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  03/25/05
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  03/25/05
Wear it with pride.
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  03/25/05
...
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  03/27/05
why do you think anyone gives a shit?
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  03/27/05
well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parod...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  03/27/05
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
offensive contagious turdskin
  03/27/05
It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law th...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  03/27/05
i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.
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  03/27/05
I'm jewish.
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  03/27/05
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  03/27/05
...
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...
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  04/18/05
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  08/08/05
176
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...
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  08/31/05
What's the background on this?
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  08/31/05
I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish...
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  08/31/05
No. He did far better than me second semester.
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
and you both still can't get jobs. fags.
sadistic exciting lettuce plaza
  10/19/05
all bumps but no questions? come on people!
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recrui...
Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat
  08/31/05
hahahahhahahha
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
? I was making up for the lack of questions.
Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat
  08/31/05
Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don'...
Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino
  08/31/05
No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.
Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat
  08/31/05
She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0 car wrec...
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a...
Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino
  08/31/05
Median at UIUC = small law
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at ...
Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino
  08/31/05
My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location pre...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Good luck during OCI.
Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat
  08/31/05
thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday...
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  08/31/05
Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.
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  08/31/05
haha
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a...
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being suc...
Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat
  08/31/05
I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a c...
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiri...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the mi...
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Afraid that you would be outed?
emerald cumskin ticket booth
  08/31/05
No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are. ...
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  08/31/05
Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so sl...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a me...
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  08/31/05
I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 ...
Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  08/31/05
Your grades are ass.
Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested
  08/31/05
Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me...
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  08/31/05
If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's n...
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  08/31/05
? don't know
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  08/31/05
See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and pro...
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  08/31/05
Why won't you die?
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because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before cros...
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  08/31/05
...
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  10/12/05
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  06/01/07
God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Some...
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  10/12/05
what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lma...
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...
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180
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*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
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...
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  10/13/06
A true classic. ty to Evan for the *bump*
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...
Primrose Library
  04/25/07
bump
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  05/17/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
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  06/01/07
Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.
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  09/29/07
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MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
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...
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  11/04/07
Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?
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  11/08/07
*works at Big Law*
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  11/08/07
quality
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  11/08/07
Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump...
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  11/15/07
It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...
Nudist Stead
  11/15/07
bump
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  11/20/07
why do you hate your namesake?
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.

Question... Did you both grow up poor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956422)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I did. He grew up middle to upper class.

No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956442)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

but it's the main reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

Yes, it is the main reason.

If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956514)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

you would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap

OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap

Good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: comical tanning salon

You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring green chapel marketing idea

I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956437)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: henna institution

So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956576)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM
Author: big dog poop bawdyhouse

and wearing cute suits!!

DUH!

I can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956594)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: vigorous area depressive

will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

Not sure yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

you are starting to disgust me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: vigorous area depressive

i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: vigorous area depressive

what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

what?

do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957629)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

she needs to take the high road

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Who are you, her fucking priest?

No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957699)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."

Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.

"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."

I really doubt she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957757)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

I'm glad she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.

I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957772)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

What's this about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: henna institution

Oh, for the love of naivety.

You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956491)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap

They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

:)

:)

:)!

I looooove him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956573)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap

Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch.

Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956627)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."

Um...

"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956656)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dopamine mad-dog skullcap

You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957709)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM
Author: dun dead internal respiration

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "

you must be kidding me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957751)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: dun dead internal respiration

arent they somewhat expensive?

well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957897)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"arent they somewhat expensive?"

Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.

"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""

I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.

Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM
Author: Spectacular magenta trump supporter circlehead

I am with you on living near work.

I hate commuting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958000)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: Spectacular magenta trump supporter circlehead

I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.

Commuting, however, can suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958047)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"I like cooking, though."

After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.

"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."

Good God, why?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958055)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM
Author: Spectacular magenta trump supporter circlehead

It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.

Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.

Both of these depend heavily on me being single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958075)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."

Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.

"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."

Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM
Author: dun dead internal respiration

Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.

Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.

And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958135)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: bronze factory reset button hall

You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.

Nice fantasy you ahve there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171377)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Translucent stimulating gas station haunted graveyard

I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: big dog poop bawdyhouse

In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I don't mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Translucent stimulating gas station haunted graveyard

excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: Translucent stimulating gas station haunted graveyard

nice.

but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...

Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957744)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM
Author: henna institution

You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

you're right

check back later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956686)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like..

:( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956666)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: henna institution

shhh!

She doesn't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956689)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: henna institution

That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned cuckold chad

she doesn't care...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.

Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.

Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957619)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.

But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957706)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: alcoholic feces trailer park

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("

I have no problem defending tobacco companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957660)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Goodnight.

Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...

I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957695)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

Have you ever posted a pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: titillating twinkling pisswyrm church

I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

why the +25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: titillating twinkling pisswyrm church

not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

What were talking about with "hours"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Working hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

What type of job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

Biglaw lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke lodge

How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:22 AM
Author: offensive contagious turdskin

if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169578)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: Cocky Party Of The First Part Twinkling Uncleanness

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169605)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed aggressive macaca parlor

hey sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167108)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: seedy jet multi-billionaire

Good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169620)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Impressive Bat Shit Crazy Property

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169702)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: purple public bath famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170114)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:33 AM
Author: Talented red crackhouse legal warrant

egg + on face = this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170205)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Nubile at-the-ready deer antler national

Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169679)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: offensive contagious turdskin

180

Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit makes it a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169682)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:35 AM
Author: purple public bath famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170210)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: seedy jet multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170213)





Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive Bat Shit Crazy Property

Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128)





Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM
Author: Well-lubricated church building liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM
Author: seedy jet multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM
Author: high-end half-breed office

I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: painfully honest indecent school cafeteria

heheheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM
Author: Burgundy Adventurous Point

Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: Nubile at-the-ready deer antler national

I assume you are referring to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM
Author: Burgundy Adventurous Point

kk, that deserves a 169.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM
Author: offensive contagious turdskin

haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Wear it with pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087)





Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM
Author: sadistic exciting lettuce plaza

why do you think anyone gives a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM
Author: offensive contagious turdskin

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: sadistic exciting lettuce plaza

i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I'm jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM
Author: sadistic exciting lettuce plaza

send me a picture so i can cream on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048)





Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: pea-brained supple temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548)





Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Startled bright location shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Reach for the dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: Racy yapping school juggernaut

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064)





Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: demanding histrionic goyim locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: sexy senate gaming laptop

What's the background on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: sexy senate gaming laptop

Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

No. He did far better than me second semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: sadistic exciting lettuce plaza

and you both still can't get jobs. fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

all bumps but no questions? come on people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

hahahahhahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

?

I was making up for the lack of questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715597)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino

Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0

car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715608)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino

Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

Median at UIUC = small law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine up-to-no-good boistinker casino

I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

Good luck during OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.

And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715767)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Afraid that you would be outed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.

And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715826)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Olive massive orchestra pit idea he suggested

Your grades are ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Effete Lavender Roast Beef Toilet Seat

Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: Canary heaven

If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

? don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Canary heaven

See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: emerald cumskin ticket booth

Why won't you die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic mental disorder coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: purple public bath famous landscape painting
Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate theater

I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM
Author: Sapphire ungodly address

excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate theater

Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651)





Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Stirring Rambunctious Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Sepia mexican double fault

what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:10 PM
Author: azure bossy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262591)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Drab Unhinged Wagecucks Garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262654)





Date: March 28th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: Apoplectic sneaky criminal range

Cruel, cruel world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446309)





Date: March 28th, 2006 7:03 AM
Author: pearl university hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446354)





Date: March 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Arousing Center Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5457259)





Date: April 10th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bonkers degenerate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5556693)





Date: June 11th, 2006 6:42 PM
Author: Heady Violet Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5960404)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed aggressive macaca parlor

more faeces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6320028)





Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM
Author: domesticated pistol digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: azure bossy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: irate vivacious trust fund shrine

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553948)





Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible navy spot laser beams

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730)





Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM
Author: Puce irradiated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic sneaky criminal range

A true classic.

ty to Evan for the *bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167414)





Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: Primrose Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836)





Date: May 17th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Vengeful affirmative action

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8129249)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: fragrant wild son of senegal

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: claret candlestick maker native

Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: odious opaque lay reading party

LOL

Typical barzini response:

"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."

REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703251)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gay state immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital dingle berry

MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: unholy sickened whorehouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849722)





Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: Thriller associate

Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039)





Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: sinister abode

*works at Big Law*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893)





Date: November 8th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: galvanic water buffalo

quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8871426)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: transparent cerebral site

Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: Nudist Stead

It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Provocative Cream Rehab Karate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza

why do you hate your namesake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919754)