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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: purple narrow-minded tanning salon voyeur http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/lgl/3100861952.html
this guy sounds like a treat. |
Date: June 26th, 2012 11:24 AM Author: Marvelous bull headed new version chad HERE, IT IS ABOUT PRODUCTION. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960889) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:25 AM Author: Shaky Lake Milk Parlor Forward this to TMF. He can work inside ***THE*** Loop! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960893) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:33 AM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry Vat? Why would I move back to Shitcago when I live in MFH for anything less than biglaw or 1337 in-house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960939) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:30 AM Author: Mustard concupiscible address circlehead * People who cannot follow instructions. I only like to repeat myself during closing argument.
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:33 AM Author: transparent travel guidebook rehab lawyers are so prestigious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960935) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:43 AM Author: Charismatic walnut preventive strike deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960985) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:21 PM Author: Crystalline Athletic Conference Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962679) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:34 AM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry This should be required reading for every pre-law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:45 AM Author: Adventurous University Keepsake Machete Someone please apply and make it far enough to capture information from this guy's website. Please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20960999) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:48 AM Author: Kink-friendly arousing brunch am i the only one who thinks this guy actually sounds like he might be a good boss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20961010) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:55 AM Author: indigo talented sound barrier plaza Is it the "minimum hours 8 to 6, occasional Saturday work" line that makes you think this?
Working for a partner that actually believed these things he posted and made them clear would be something of a relief. But he sounds like a self-important dick who wants to be the no-nonsense tough-love boss that everyone respects, but is really just another insufferable Boomer. |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Charismatic walnut preventive strike deer antler Potentially, and he's just copping a 'tude trying to weed out the lazy shitheads.
That said, my spidey sense is telling me this is a ~35-year old budding shitlaw boss who hung a shingle within the past 3 years and is still chasing his first six-figure settlement. |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:08 PM Author: purple narrow-minded tanning salon voyeur Yes, he sounds oddly invested in who he hires, which means that he still has high expectations of employees that don't really pan out IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962580) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Adventurous University Keepsake Machete His sense of humor is likely identical to what's presented here, and although a good boss, most new grads are likely ill equipped to work with someone like this. I think he's trying to figure out how to avoid someone super green or easily offended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20961049) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:07 PM Author: purple narrow-minded tanning salon voyeur Why not avoid hiring them after the interview? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962567) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:11 PM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry He is a good boss insofar as he is direct and doesn't dick around. Doesn't mean he doesn't suck to work for or that he is a person you will like spending any amount of time with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962598) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:08 PM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry God no. He seems like a dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962578) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:18 PM Author: Mustard concupiscible address circlehead He sounds like a self-absored asshole.
What GOOD solo has the free time to type up this bullshit and post it on Craigslist.
If he was TRULY invested in his firm and the development of associates he wouldn't need to advertise on Craigslist.
Chances are he knows of at least FIVE recent grads in his jurisdiction that are desperate for a job. Or he could ask a lawyer w/in the local bar, "Hey, are you aware of anybody looking for a job?"
But no, he posts this ad to a bunch of strangers?
Why?
Because he's an asshole to work for and people around him already know that. Or, he's gonna lowball the shit out of an associate and he doesn't want the shame to spread of how he's dicking over his new hires. |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:26 PM Author: Charismatic walnut preventive strike deer antler Because he'd be embarrassed to offer $40k/yr to anyone he actually knows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962718) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:29 PM Author: flesh multi-colored hospital really tough guy this. A couple lines would be OK but this really sounds like a way to get someone experienced for less money or a new scared sheep that will do anything asked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962744) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:30 PM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry Of course it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962755) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: Know-it-all partner patrolman Lol. He sounds truly awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962663) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: burgundy step-uncle's house gaming laptop Lol. I wondered if someone was going to post this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962639) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: contagious field codepig "If you stick, you are going to make a lot of money." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962640) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 4:21 PM Author: ruby school cafeteria faggotry Right after he wrote that he snickers and says to himself "but it hasn't happened yet..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979770&forum_id=2#20962670) |