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How many home runs could you hit in a full MLB season?
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 AM Author: XO Walrus irl Assume:
-two years to practice with anyone you want
-torpedo bat
-you’ll lead the MLB in plate appearances, one more than the next highest guy
-won’t get injured
-paid the same salary as your current job won’t have to work.
-you’re entire purpose is to hit home runs, you can swing for the fences each at bat.
-the pitcher *might* catch on to what you’re doing and adjust with curveballs etc but not guaranteed.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker If I have two years to practice and work out I’m sure this is feasible. I’d focus on just hitting fast balls and wait to face their closer, assuming I get up to bat in the 9th every third game that’s like 50 appearances against a guaranteed fast ball and I just need to jack 40% out of the park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895875) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:14 AM Author: shota imanagecat you wont bat in the 9th if youre the home team & winning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896009) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: sealclubber living up to your moniker oh no, it's billy buttfucker! just don't throw him that 98 mph fastball cause he's waiting for it and swinging big! |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:16 AM Author: mountain cat Are we counting in the park home runs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895878) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:17 AM Author: XO Walrus irl Sure! Had to be true and no errors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895880) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:10 AM Author: mountain cat i think still 0. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895996) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896904) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:11 AM Author: fussy pucker I'd probably break the single season record, whatever it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895999) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:13 AM Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,.., zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896000) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:18 AM Author: ,,,..,,.......,,.... 0
some of u have no idea how good even the fringe pro players are |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:33 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass No fucking way an xo poa is hitting 20.
Jimmy Rollins set record for PA with 778. Managing to hit .125 gets you 97 hits. No way 20 are going out.
Nobody would have the ability to hit balls out to the opposite field, and unlikely the power to go out to center. You'd only be able to pull the ball out, and I don't think an MLB pitcher is going to make enough mistakes middle-in that you could pounce on.
I'm capping the .1% result at 5. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:06 PM Author: XO Walrus irl Rollins also strived to be one of the all around players. If he tried to just hit home runs he would probably have hit 40-50 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896903) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Nazca Redlines MLB players aren't swinging for the fences every at bat, but you could, so a poa who played a little ball in high school, never mind college, could really do some damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896910) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:12 PM Author: XO Walrus irl Same. I know guys who can hit .400. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896921) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:16 PM Author: barnabyjones zero. the same as any other poaster. this is one of the most ridiculous hypos we've had. if anyone says more than zero then they are a super-retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896932) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:24 PM Author: .........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\' (Dotski Carlisle, You Old Shrew!) 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:14 PM Author: No Paye No Gain Greg Maddux hit 2 in 1999 and I'm stronger than he is so I'll go with 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897099) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:17 PM Author: XO Walrus irl Right and he didn’t play everyday. So that would be 10 if he hit all season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897261) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:18 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Better question would be 5. And no, I don’t think so.
If it’s a freebie hypo I’d take a shot at 5. If I’m putting something real on the line, I wouldn’t go above 1. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:16 PM Author: Autista Median and modal outcome among XO poasters would be zero. Upper bound might still be zero. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897258) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Jacking off to YouTube videos about low birthrates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897270) |