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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
Erotic disturbing senate
  05/19/25
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Peach factory reset button
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
Charismatic Yarmulke
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
wonderful cumskin
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
angry psychic
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
Swollen shrine
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
Deranged soul-stirring scourge upon the earth
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
Erotic disturbing senate
  05/20/25
Disgusting
Submissive public bath
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
Yapping floppy station
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
angry psychic
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
mentally impaired passionate shitlib boiling water
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
Deranged soul-stirring scourge upon the earth
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
Ruby Affirmative Action Macaca
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
Erotic disturbing senate
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
Ruby Affirmative Action Macaca
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
Shivering Space
  05/20/25
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Erotic disturbing senate
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Erotic disturbing senate

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Peach factory reset button



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Charismatic Yarmulke

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: wonderful cumskin

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: angry psychic

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Swollen shrine

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Deranged soul-stirring scourge upon the earth

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Erotic disturbing senate

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Submissive public bath

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Yapping floppy station

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: angry psychic

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired passionate shitlib boiling water

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Deranged soul-stirring scourge upon the earth

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Ruby Affirmative Action Macaca

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Erotic disturbing senate

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ruby Affirmative Action Macaca

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Shivering Space

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Erotic disturbing senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48950863)