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Lost a great dating opportunity bc I had to arrive with feces on me (not flame
| vermilion sound barrier kitchen | 10/07/26 |
| Manually Patching Allaire | 10/07/26 |
| Coiffed Ape | 10/07/26 |
| stimulating heaven pisswyrm | 10/07/26 |
| ferengi | 10/07/26 |
| Geriatric contagious double fault | 10/08/26 |
| Deranged ultramarine ceo | 10/07/26 |
| stimulating heaven pisswyrm | 10/07/26 |
| vermilion sound barrier kitchen | 10/07/26 |
| stimulating heaven pisswyrm | 10/08/26 |
| infuriating swollen library | 10/07/26 |
| puce idiot hall | 10/07/26 |
| Orchid aphrodisiac public bath rigpig | 10/08/26 |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: vermilion sound barrier kitchen I’m a true 5’9 and white. Matched with a beautiful Mexican-American chick. We talked for a couple of days and she was one of the only people I’ve ever met who didn’t care about my height. She said 5’9 is perfect because she’s 5’1, very thin, smooth skin and a bright smile. She’s 19 and I’m 40. I’m in great shape with a full head of hair.
We snapped goofy stuff. She was amazed by my dirty stuff. One of the rare occasions I invited someone to dinner instead of drinks (she’s not old enough to drink lol). Her only request was that I don’t stand her up.
I was getting off the train (first mistake) and I looked up in the stairs and there was this homeless maniac at the level above tossing feces which landed square on my face and white polo shirt. I texted her that I would be late and had to change but she told me if I don’t get there she’s going to consider it stood up.
I walked into the restaurant covered in another man’s feces. All over my face, arm (I tried to wipe it) and pants and shoes. She turned on me. Screamed and walked out. I assume she thought I was *involved* in this somehow. Even when you have something good going you’re one mistake from ruining it. |
Date: October 7th, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Manually Patching Allaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177304) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Coiffed Ape amazed by my dirty stuff tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177340) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: stimulating heaven pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177350) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: ferengi hate when this happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177343) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 2:44 AM Author: Geriatric contagious double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177789) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Deranged ultramarine ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177345) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: stimulating heaven pisswyrm Saw a blub about this in the newspaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177356) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: vermilion sound barrier kitchen Is that newspaper AutoAdmit on X.com? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177451) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 2:06 AM Author: stimulating heaven pisswyrm The New York Height Times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177771) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: infuriating swollen library She screamed when she saw you are actually 5'6 dripping wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177537) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: puce idiot hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177538) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: Orchid aphrodisiac public bath rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177983) |