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Date: July 6th, 2024 12:18 PM Author: magical yarmulke
i was all in SPY last year but did covered calls and lost all the shares at strike price of like 420, since then its gone up 24% i missed all of that
im retarded
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814728)
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Date: July 6th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: Swollen Deer Antler
Date: July 6th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: AZNgirl outside 10 Downing St waiting for Handsome
nigga, im gonna maek it back, the funny thing is if i just made like 30% profit on my 1.1m im back to where i shld be if i wasnt retarded. 30% isnt that much i can do that easily
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814953)
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Date: July 6th, 2024 12:22 PM Author: Buff naked base
Wife and I each have around $1 million in our 401ks.
I don’t understand the xo prevailing wisdom that retirement accounts are a “Jewish scam” and every time someone tries to explain, that person sounds financially illiterate and possibly poor.
I control both of our accounts and all the money is in low-expense (0.25% or lower) funds that historically have matched or exceeded their market benchmarks. The admin fees are nominal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814741) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 12:24 PM Author: crimson tantric clown
The argument is either that
1) tax rates will be substantially higher in the future, especially for you whitey
2) in the coming Bolshevik revolution 401ks will be confiscated
3) high 401k balances will be used to means test away your other entitlements like social security, again, for whitey
High fees and limited funds used to be a problem for a lot of 401k plans and these were a scam, but that hasn't been the case for a decade now or more
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814749) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Buff naked base
It’s stupid imo to make financial decisions based on speculation like this.
That said, assume all those things are right and the libs are coming for wealthy white people, I assume if one doesn’t put the money into 401ks and other retirement vehicles, they’ll have put the money into some other types of investments. Wouldn’t the govt just raid those accounts/assets?
Surely these people aren’t advocating hiding cash in your yard. You’re guaranteed to lose money to inflation that way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814771) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 1:06 PM Author: crimson tantric clown
they have access to solo 401ks available to capital owners
just another LOL aspect of this gay ass country
1) shackling your retirement savings to an employer
2) giving different classes of wagies access to differing tiers of tax-sheltering
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814903) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Buff naked base
Midlaw. I was a service partner in biglaw and severely underpaid. I was at a v60 firm in dc and making 375 or so. People think I’m lying but I’m not.
I stole around 800k in biz and am equity in midlaw. Should make about 500 this year.
I’ll retire with around 15 million probably, which is crazy to me bc I grew up poor.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814921) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:52 PM Author: Buff naked base
The guy who hired me as an associate in biglaw is a huge rainmaker. He does very little legal work and instead has the people on his team do everything. Some of the clients barely know him at this point.
So I told them I was leaving and 3-4 came with me.
I wouldn’t have left if he shared credit and I was making 400-500k. But he had to keep everything in his column and the as far as the firm was concerned I was a glorified associate. I think there was some surprise when clients left with me bc firm leadership seems to think this guy actually has any involvement in the clients’ legal matters, but he really doesn’t.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47815981) |
Date: July 6th, 2024 12:47 PM Author: exciting metal school cafeteria
Is everyone on here like 45 now?
Maxing out for the last 15 years might get you $600k
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814843) |
Date: July 6th, 2024 1:14 PM Author: Vigorous parlour
$62k
would be a lot more if i didn't cash it out entirely when i was unemployed for nearly two years
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47814936) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: Buff naked base
With home equity, right around 2.4 mil, plus the 529 balances ($250k ish total) and stock accounts for each kid with $7500 (I add $200/mo)
I’m not worried at all. College is close to fully funded, mortgage is 2800, and if we stopped saving now we’d have like 8 mil by age 65,which throws off like 20k in income, then we should have another 7k in social security income.
I could get a job that just covers expenses now and would be fine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47816223) |
Date: July 6th, 2024 2:19 PM Author: Impertinent Address
401ks 1,060,742
Other Retirement Accounts 86,493
Brokerage 266,522
Cash 259,403
Crypto 121,164
College Fund 115,819
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47815132) |
Date: July 6th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: odious maize weed whacker
Current employer 401k: $100k
Previous employer 401k: $400k
Roth IRA's: $400k
Wife's Roth IRA's: $200k
Age 45. Income currently around $150k. (Took a dip recently due to wife going solo.) And I'm 6'1".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47816597) |
Date: July 7th, 2024 3:25 AM Author: soggy walnut chad locale
age 35
about $750k in 401k
spent career at muTTTual fund firms with very generous matching/contributions and low cash comp.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47816793) |
Date: July 7th, 2024 4:55 AM Author: Aromatic half-breed chapel
$0
But it pains me to see this and want to remind all of you that these numbers will be cut precisely in half by next year's check in poast. You should all be taking the tax hit and exiting 30% into cash NOW.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47816810) |
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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: Spectacular thirsty ceo mood
Date: July 7th, 2024 4:55 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
$0
But it pains me to see this and want to remind all of you that these numbers will be cut precisely in half by next year's check in poast. You should all be taking the tax hit and exiting 30% into cash NOW.
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Okay, I will see you on July 7, 2025. As of this poast:
Dow Index
39,375.87
S&P 500 Index
5,567.19
NASDAQ Index
18,352.76
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551222&forum_id=2#47817143) |
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