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...I decided to stop waking up with an alarm clock. I now ge...
Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water
  03/04/23
Why would you brush your teeth before drinking coffee?
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titcq
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boyish resort
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"Honey, I--" "TIME'S UP!!"
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I hate this freak
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"I decided to start getting up whenever I feel like it&...
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walnut whorehouse
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walnut whorehouse
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4 minutes with your wife and dog????
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He wakes up around 4 a.m., shaves, exercises for an hour and...
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walnut whorehouse
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180 first i heard of any kind of intermittent fasting/OMAD w...
violent pit
  03/04/23
Why shave before working out
Cerebral French Chef
  03/04/23
probably to give him a few minutes to wake up before the wor...
violent pit
  03/05/23
She wakes up between 4 and 5 a.m. and checks her phone for u...
Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water
  03/04/23
180 thread keep it up
walnut whorehouse
  03/04/23
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and George Lucas' wife
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Every day he wakes up at 5:20 a.m., eats a banana, drinks a ...
Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water
  03/04/23
(thinking about physics while weightlifting)
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Like many other industry leaders, Catmull begins his day ear...
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"I've always hated the Dutch, for as long as I can reme...
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Catmull begins his day early — 5:45 a.m. to be exact. ...
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I like to drink wine more than I used to.
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Anyway you’re drinking more
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Wine, gin, whiskey - it's all good
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180
Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat
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Your talent is wasted here
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It's not a waste if you enjoyed doing it.
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CEO of Retro Fitness Eric Casaburi believes that in order to...
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Most ppl are in uncomfortable places 9 am-5 pm
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Starting your day with a guided meditation isn’t groun...
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Lol, this seems insane
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I did not believe this was real, but it is
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wtf
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Imagine her car's smell after she's done
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This is unbelievably insane.
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henna point telephone
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The late, great Steve Jobs had an incredibly profound yet si...
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Drinking water does help you wake up, and makes it harder to...
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normal af.
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his moniker?
salmon fear-inspiring parlour mediation
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It's Paul, Weiss
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Some real autism on display in this comment. Congratulations...
Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat
  04/10/23
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Laughsome step-uncle's house
  03/05/23
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I have worked closely with a lot of management and directors...
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Are all of these psycho CEOs nodrink-mos? Past age 35 the id...
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Fuck forgot to mention that. Yes. I was flabbergasted how li...
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When I’m on the infrequent nodrink kick and working ou...
galvanic philosopher-king theater
  03/05/23
Twitter is full of those fucktards.
provocative set clown
  03/06/23
BTW here’s Bob Iger’s alleged routine for refere...
Bonkers Bawdyhouse
  03/05/23
Ball work, you say?
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Is the VersaClimber cr?
Cerebral French Chef
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Doodikoff swears by it and I’ve always assumed it was ...
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Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water
  03/08/23
nothing like a good bannanna smoothie to start the day
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You know what she means by taking a half hour to “medi...
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Wahlberg previously spoke with Men’s Journal about his...
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  03/08/23
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You can instruct chatgpt to drop all the disclaimers
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Date: March 4th, 2023 6:58 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

...I decided to stop waking up with an alarm clock. I now get up whenever I wake up, which is anywhere between 5:30 and 9 a.m.”

Once he wakes up, Feld weighs himself, brushes his teeth and makes a cup of coffee. He then spends four minutes sitting with his wife and their dogs. “We just sit with our coffee, talk a little and watch the day open up and the birds sing.”

- Brad Feld, venture investor

https://cdn.brandfolder.io/CBWQP80B/as/qbd2cn-dz1byg-7bu0vw/1110x740Brad-Feld.auto?width=1000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010829)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: Mustard mad cow disease address

Why would you brush your teeth before drinking coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011400)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing trust fund corner

titcq

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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: boyish resort



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

"Honey, I--"

"TIME'S UP!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011483)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz umber milk



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:54 AM
Author: mint mildly autistic azn church



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:54 AM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter



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Date: March 6th, 2023 6:53 AM
Author: bipolar heady pervert wagecucks



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Date: July 9th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio newt

I hate this freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46529759)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: balding market black woman

"I decided to start getting up whenever I feel like it"

what a visionary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010834)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: walnut whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: Naked plum athletic conference hominid

That sounds pretty credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010835)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: charismatic chest-beating office deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: walnut whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

4 minutes with your wife and dog????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010841)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:19 PM
Author: provocative set clown



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: flirting histrionic round eye

the best part is the pop and the knot slipping out and that takes at least 15 minutes

what an alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011438)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: Big-titted Fragrant Immigrant House



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

He wakes up around 4 a.m., shaves, exercises for an hour and a half, takes a four or five-minute shower and then goes to the office.

“When I was deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan, my morning routine was pretty much the same, except I would often break it into two parts,” he says.

Even though he spends over 90 minutes working out each morning, the General skips breakfast— and lunch. “I typically don’t eat anything until dinner,” he says. “It just makes me feel better, my body has gotten used to it, and so if I eat before dinner I get kind of sluggish.”

- General Stanley McChrystal

https://i.insider.com/559e7611eab8eaab77679458?width=1065&format=jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010837)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: walnut whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: violent pit

180 first i heard of any kind of intermittent fasting/OMAD was about him in afghanistan. sounded crazy at the time but i tried it and it works for me.

i have a similar routine except i generally sleep about an hour later(no alarm) and only workout out for 30 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010861)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: Cerebral French Chef

Why shave before working out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011460)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: violent pit

probably to give him a few minutes to wake up before the workout. iirc in afghanistan hed wake up and immediately start running

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012449)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:02 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

She wakes up between 4 and 5 a.m. and checks her phone for urgent emails and news alerts before exercising, which consists of running, lifting weights, swimming and cycling. She drinks two liters of water while exercising. When her work out is over, she has two hard-boiled eggs with coffee or tea followed by a bath.

“My bath time is essential personal time,” she explains. “I take a bath every morning, and use the time to decompress and relax. When I’m running outside on cold days in Chicago, I run faster on the return leg, thinking about my bath.”

- Mellody Hobson - equity investor and George Lucas' wife

https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/B3-GM200_HOBSON_1000V_20200409150017.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010844)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: walnut whorehouse

180 thread keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010848)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Tantric aqua tanning salon

Worth a billion plus and wakes up at 4am? That is pure psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011781)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house

Great to see someone else on dat bath tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011790)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber milk

and George Lucas' wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012945)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Every day he wakes up at 5:20 a.m., eats a banana, drinks a glass of water, scans his email and then hits the gym.

“We start with a warm-up of light stretching, followed by a high-intensity workout of the day, involving constantly changing movements,” he says.

While he is exercising he does mental math to wake up both his mind as well as his body. “Not to geek out too much, but I use simple math to determine transition times and physics to determine how to leverage my body around a barbell,” he says.

Peter Balyta, President of Education Technology at Texas Instruments

https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/105207323-Peter_Balyta.jpg?v=1529478240&w=929&h=523&ffmt=webp&vtcrop=y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010847)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:57 PM
Author: curious stubborn abode generalized bond

(thinking about physics while weightlifting)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011776)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Like many other industry leaders, Catmull begins his day early — 5:45 a.m. to be exact. “I set the alarm for around 5:45 to 6:15 a.m.,” he says. But the secret to the start of his morning routine is not the time, but the clock he uses to keep time.

“I use a progressive alarm that makes a soft sound at first, and then progressively gets louder. But I usually wake on the first sound, so it doesn’t disturb my wife,” he explains. “When I used a loud alarm clock, I was more likely to hit it on the head and go back to sleep.”

Catmull’s first beverage of the day is turbo-charged. “I wake up, go downstairs, and start making a cup of coffee. I use three shots of espresso, mix in three tablespoons of cocoa powder (not Dutch process), and two sweeteners,” he says. “I’ve heard this helps you think better. I have no idea if this is true, but it tastes good.”

“I drink the coffee while I first check email, then read the news: The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the San Francisco Chronicle,” he says. “Then I check one of the news aggregators, which I didn’t use to do, but the train wreck of public discourse nowadays is too hard to ignore.”

Catmull’s morning meal either includes a bowl of cereal or a smoothie. “My smoothie is typically some kind of plant protein powder (I am intolerant to milk protein) in almond milk, some frozen berries and a dollop of almond butter,” he describes.

The most important part of his morning routine is his time spent meditating says Catmull. He spends 30 to 60 minutes practicing a form of Vipassana meditation in which he focuses on his breathing.

“I exercise in the gym about three times a week,” says Catmull. “I vary the workout every time but I’ll always do some type of circuit work with weights. It gets my heart rate up without putting too much stress on my knees, which for some reason seem to be older than the rest of my body.”

In order to minimize the impact on his knees, Catmull will typically run up one of the hills in his neighborhood of San Francisco and then walk back down. “I eagerly await the day when there is a replacement for the meniscus,” he says.

Ed Catmull, President of Pixar/Walt Disney Animation

https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/105193007-Ed_Catmull_President_of_Pixar.jpg?v=1532563643&w=929&h=523&ffmt=webp&vtcrop=y



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010857)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

"I've always hated the Dutch, for as long as I can remember," he added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011495)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:51 AM
Author: opaque institution double fault

Catmull begins his day early — 5:45 a.m. to be exact. “I set the alarm for around 5:45 to 6:15 a.m.,”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012364)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:29 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant karate

I like to drink wine more than I used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010931)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Electric sick ticket booth

Anyway you’re drinking more

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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant karate

Wine, gin, whiskey - it's all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010959)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Fragrant Immigrant House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46013735)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:41 PM
Author: Electric sick ticket booth

“I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast.

In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours, and at least one source of good music…all of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”

—Jaime Dimon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010961)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: slimy electric furnace sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010977)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: startled excitant lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011061)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: charismatic chest-beating office deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011072)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: Big-titted Fragrant Immigrant House

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011388)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011494)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Floppy arrogant indian lodge

Your talent is wasted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011699)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat

It's not a waste if you enjoyed doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011708)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: henna point telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011797)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring parlour mediation

(Jamie Dimon after snorting his 7th “desert line” at breakfast at approximately 1:23PM)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012379)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Bawdyhouse

Lol you illiterate. This is stolen from Hunter S Thompson:

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2011/08/hunter-s-thompsons-preferred-breakfast-eggs-sausage-cocaine/354255/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012974)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:16 AM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011807)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Chrome piazza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011945)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Cerise Out-of-control Idea He Suggested Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012351)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: opaque institution double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012366)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring parlour mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012377)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:41 PM
Author: Talented plaza goyim

And they all probably do all the real work they’re going to have to do by 10 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010963)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: slimy electric furnace sanctuary

That sounds totally cr though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010975)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 8:00 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

CEO of Retro Fitness Eric Casaburi believes that in order to truly focus your mind when the hard times come, people need to practice by putting themselves in uncomfortable places and learning to stay mindful. To do this, Casaburi lays on a bed of nails and meditates once or twice every day. “My wife thinks I’m out of my mind, but it’s unbelievable what it does for you,” Casaburi tells Inc. “You have to be able to put yourself in very uncomfortable places and be able to get your mind thinking right. This will help you make much better decisions when you’re under stress.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011014)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: Supple School Idiot

Most ppl are in uncomfortable places 9 am-5 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011416)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: sapphire dingle berry codepig

I actually googled this because I thought it was evan39 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011780)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

He's a Trumpmo

https://twitter.com/ericCASABURI/status/796009767634345984

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015599)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Starting your day with a guided meditation isn’t groundbreaking by itself, but CEO of Neighborly Jase Wilson meditates a little differently than the rest of us. At 4am on weekdays, Wilson sets his alarm for a guided meditation. But instead of using all of his brain power to stay focused and wake himself up, Wilson allows himself to fall asleep listening to the guide’s words… and then wakes up for real several hours later. “One of the most valuable lessons I’ve ever received is protect mornings as one’s own time,” Wilson said in an interview with Olivia Barrow. If this really helps him wake up with a jolt of positive energy every single day, we’re definitely down to give it a try… although, TBH, we’ll probably need to find a way to disconnect our snooze button if we actually want to meditate in the wee hours of the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011018)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Big-titted Fragrant Immigrant House

Lol, this seems insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011420)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:18 AM
Author: Dead Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011811)



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Date: March 8th, 2023 10:54 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46027921)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

On a typical day, Sara Blakely is up early and doing yoga at home by 6.30am. With four young children, Blakely spends most of her mornings getting them ready for school. To save time, she has the same breakfast every morning, a smoothie made up of frozen wild blueberries, a few dark cherries, kale, dates, cinnamon, spinach, cilantro, fresh mint, lemon, water, ice, chia, and walnuts.

Then she’s off on her way to work, stretching a 6-minute commute into an hour long drive around Atlanta. “My best thinking time is in the car. I live about five minutes from Spanx but I will drive around sometimes for up to an hour before I go into the office,” she said. “It’s the time I’ve identified in my day that my mind will wander. So many of my ideas have come to me in the car.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011436)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

I did not believe this was real, but it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011605)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: curious stubborn abode generalized bond

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011784)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: Dead Business Firm

Imagine her car's smell after she's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011861)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse

Imagine sitting in Atlanta traffic for your morning commute and this bloated shrew is driving in front of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012225)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Haunted Graveyard

This is unbelievably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012234)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:34 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

She's going to AA meetings but needs to account for the missing time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012335)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: burgundy bespoke lay weed whacker

These are the women doodikoff dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012397)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Tim Cook is up early every morning, rising at 3.45am to work on emails for an hour — he gets between 700 to 800 every day. “I like to take the first hour and go through user comments and things like that, and sort of focus on the external people that are so important to us,” the Apple CEO said in an interview with Axios.

At around 5am, he’ll head to the gym (off the Apple campus to ensure his privacy) for his morning workout. “I go to the gym and work out for an hour because it keeps my stress at bay,” he said. After the gym, he’ll head to his local Starbucks to work through more emails, before heading to Apple Park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011439)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

*Gorgeous Sundar Pichai tweaks python script to send 900 fake emails a day to Tim Cook*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011610)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling location associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011778)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: boyish resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015389)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:59 PM
Author: henna point telephone

Tim Cook is nerd version of law partner sending u email at 4am asking where we are on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011779)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:54 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

The late, great Steve Jobs had an incredibly profound yet simple morning routine. Each day he would get up, make his bed, shower, and then look himself in the mirror. He'd lock eyes with himself and ask, "If today was the last day of my life, would I be happy with what I'm about to do today?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011447)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Ocher theatre

I could see this working on the one day I was expecting to die from cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011630)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Some social media users are scratching their heads in confusion after reading about the unusual way Peloton co-founder John Foley starts his mornings.

The entrepreneur, 49, chatted with The New York Times about his Sunday rituals and revealed that he kicks off every day with a sink drink.

"Twenty years ago a colleague told me the key to your day is to hydrate at much as you can, so the first thing I do is drink 40 sips of water from my hand at the upstairs bathroom sink," Foley said.

He went on to explain that he's adopted the ritual as a part of his daily life and has found it to be quite effective.

"It’s efficient. I drink until I feel like I’m going to throw up water. Every day," he said.

During his interview, the father of two shared other details about his Sunday morning routine, which includes cups of Dunkin' Donuts French vanilla coffee, a few hours of work and a workout on his Peloton Tread, which is located in his downstairs bathroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011458)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

Drinking water does help you wake up, and makes it harder to fall back asleep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011607)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: pearly geriatric dysfunction

normal af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011757)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:50 PM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring parlour mediation

his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011765)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: dashing home doctorate

Someone told him to stay hydrated once and now he starts each day lapping out of the bathroom sink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012409)



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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46026079)



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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: bipolar heady pervert wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46026125)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

Kenny Dichter, the founder and CEO of Wheels Up, combines exercise, reading, and fueling up.

I wake up somewhere between 5 and 5:30 a.m. I have three devices, and I check all three devices for email and for texts and for any sort of communication.

Then I have my trainer meet me at my house, and he stretches me from 6 to 6:45 while I'm reading the newspaper.

From 6:45 to 7:30, I'm trying to do 20 minutes of cardio and 20 minutes of anaerobic exercise. All the while, I'm drinking a Juice Press Mother Earth. I'm also drinking a black coffee at the same time.

At 7:30, I shower. While I'm showering, I turn on CNBC's "Squawk Box." I have the TV on in my bathroom, so I turn the volume way up, and I'm listening through the shower door. I also might sneak in a little bit of ESPN's "SportsCenter" while I'm drying off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011622)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:23 AM
Author: Bonkers Bawdyhouse

This guy is fat, seems more likely his trainer is blowing him and this is just a cover story. Also LOL at drinking a $10 green juice every morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012208)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat

John Faruza, the chairman of law firm Paul Weiss, has a more "unorthodox" morning routine. "Every morning, I'll wake up around 5 a.m., slither into the corner of my bedroom, and auto-fellate myself until I cum in my own mouth." The hard-charging biglaw litigator recognizes that his method of waking up isn't for everyone. "My wife, Peggy, can't accept it even though she's seen me do it for more than ten years now. But it's been a key to my success." After the self-cum session Faruza will spend an hour or two addressing the hundreds of e-mails that have come in overnight from firm clients and overseas offices, drinking massive quantities of vodka in the process, before heading to his private home gym for a strenuous hour-long nude bodybuilding session. "This is where the rubber hits the road. My refractory period is minuscule so by the time I'm in the gym I'm ready to shoot massive ropes again, all the while focusing on key matters for the firm." Faruza is known to take several simultaneous video calls during these training sessions. "The clients get used to it. They may blush at first but they understand it's part of the Paul Weiss package." He laughs a little at the term "package." "Pun clearly intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011656)



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Date: March 4th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011663)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012226)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:52 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012228)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: burgundy bespoke lay weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012398)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Jet vivacious meetinghouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012426)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: bateful church building rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012430)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: Useless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012456)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Ivory Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46013004)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:35 AM
Author: Cerebral French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015379)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: boyish resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015392)



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Date: March 17th, 2023 7:48 AM
Author: cowardly trailer park mad-dog skullcap

It's Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46063298)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring National Kitty Cat

Some real autism on display in this comment. Congratulations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46169056)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house

My morning routine since 1/1:

Wake up at 5:30am, go to the kitchen, pop in a k-cup. Go to the bathroom and turn on the shower. While the shower is heating up, I take a shit and play wordle. Then, I weigh myself. I like to get an empty stomach/empty bowel body weight as a baseline. I don't wipe myself.

Next, I step into the warm shower. I clean out my anus, wash my hands, wash my hair, wash my beard, condition my hair, condition my beard, and wash my body. Then I wash out the conditioner from my beard and hair. I dry off, get dressed, drink my coffee, and poast.

I generally don't eat breakfast, but when I do, it's scrambled eggs and bacon. No bread. My breakfast sandwich days have long been over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011796)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Rambunctious brindle organic girlfriend

Remember, you work for their company, they expect you to be like this and are upset that you aren't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012209)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Impressive Amethyst Principal's Office Chad

Actually they prefer that I skip the workout and get to the office by 6 am so that I’m available to attend calls with Europe and Asia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015748)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:52 AM
Author: Bonkers Bawdyhouse

I have worked closely with a lot of management and directors of large public companies and have talked about morning routines with a good number of them over the years. I would say the average routine for someone without kids in the house is to get up at 5:30 in the morning, to do coffee/breakfast while catching up on emails and the news, and to try to do some form of physical or mindfulness exercise from 6-6:30. They then hit the shower and try to leave the house for work by 7 or 7:15. You can see the commonness of this routine manifested in the form of the slew of black SUVs that line Central Park West, Fifth Avenue, and Park Avenue every morning starting at around 6:30.

Apart from former military people and traders who need to be alert before market opening, I don’t believe people who say they regularly are up before 5 AM. If you are an important person, you will have work that sometimes stretches into the late hours of the night and you will not be able to consistently get up at 4:30 if you are having to stay up until 11:30 or 12 on a somewhat frequent basis. Bob Iger claims to get up at 4:15 AM and I don’t believe it. I’m sure he does this occasionally, but there is this trend of CEOs trying to portray themselves as insanely disciplined (but totally laid back and mindful!) badasses who have laser focus and never take a minute for themselves. If you spent even 10 minutes involved in any of the Me Too cases you would realize these people spend hours per day planning vacations, luxury purchases, and peccadillos, as well as working on their own “brand” and plotting their next moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012227)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012231)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king theater

Are all of these psycho CEOs nodrink-mos? Past age 35 the idea of having 3 drinks then being able to spring out of bed at 5 am is laughable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012232)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Bonkers Bawdyhouse

Fuck forgot to mention that. Yes. I was flabbergasted how little they drank - maybe one glass of wine 2-3x per week at dinner. No cocktails/hard alcohol at all. Which is not that uncommon for wealthy people over 55, but definitely different than my habits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012275)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 9:24 AM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king theater

When I’m on the infrequent nodrink kick and working out regularly, operating on 5-6 hours of sleep/night isn’t that bad. But doing that as a lifestyle seems nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012315)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:23 AM
Author: provocative set clown

Twitter is full of those fucktards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46015364)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 7:54 AM
Author: Bonkers Bawdyhouse

BTW here’s Bob Iger’s alleged routine for reference:

Bob Iger’s Morning Routine

Bob gets up early and says he’s always done that and has cherished those hours before the rest of the world gets up.

“To this day, I wake nearly every morning at four-fifteen, though now I do it for selfish reasons: to have time to think and read and exercise before the demands of the day take over. Those hours aren’t for everyone, but however you find the time, it’s vital to create space in each day to let your thoughts wander beyond your immediate job responsibilities, to turn things over in your mind in a less pressured, more creative way than is possible once the daily triage kicks in. I’ve come to cherish that time alone each morning, and am certain I’d be less productive and less creative in my work if I didn’t also spend those first hours away from the emails and text messages and phone calls that require so much attention as the day goes on.”

Bob’s go-to cardio machine is the VersaClimber which he’s been using for close to 30 years. Bob puts on one of his music playlists and is able to close his eyes and does that for 45 minutes and then does some stretching and ball work. Then it’s to his cup of coffee and morning paper and he’s on his way.

This is a non-negotiable for Bob and he knows that if he’s going to operate effectively he needs to have his quiet time and workout. The best are relentless about uncovering what makes them operate at their best and then cultivating an environment to be able to do those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012229)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: razzle know-it-all gay wizard

Ball work, you say?

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Date: March 6th, 2023 9:09 AM
Author: Cerebral French Chef

Is the VersaClimber cr?

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Date: March 6th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Impressive Amethyst Principal's Office Chad

Doodikoff swears by it and I’ve always assumed it was some sort of shrewish waste of time as a result, but I don’t actually know either way.

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Date: March 6th, 2023 6:53 AM
Author: bipolar heady pervert wagecucks

Incredibly 180 thread. The Pfeffer book "Leadership BS" is good on these self-promoting psychos.

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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: bipolar heady pervert wagecucks

IF you're not waking up at 4:00 a.m. to lap up water from a basement trough until you puke because some guy years ago told you it was good to drink water, you will never make it in business.

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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Elizabeth Holmes' morning routine (not flame): https://i.insider.com/61a7e9810ed48c0019e549e1?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46026117)



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Date: March 8th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: sapphire dingle berry codepig

nothing like a good bannanna smoothie to start the day

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Date: March 9th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king theater

You know what she means by taking a half hour to “meditate and clear mind”

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Date: March 10th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water



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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Wahlberg previously spoke with Men’s Journal about his routine, saying that “breakfast is at 3:45 a.m., by 4 I’m training, 5 a.m. is prayers, and I’m golfing at 6.” Based on his Instagram, things have changed a little bit, but the early workouts, wake-ups, and golf work remains about the same. Here’s the full schedule:

Mark Wahlberg's schedule

Wahlberg's typical daily schedule:

2:30 a.m. wake up

2:45 a.m. prayer time

3:15 a.m. breakfast

3:40-5:15 a.m. workout

5:30 a.m. post-workout meal

6 a.m. shower

7:30 a.m. golf

8 a.m. snack

9:30 a.m. cryo chamber recovery

10:30 a.m. snack

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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: Talented plaza goyim

I've never understood this, so to get a decent night's sleep he has to be in bed by 6 o'clock, wtf?

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Date: March 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

He's mentally sick, clearly. No healthy person would ever wake up at 2:30am to pray and eat breakfast before a 3:40 work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46026151)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Psychic Boiling Water

Arnold schwarzenegger nearly killed me.

I had joined him one morning as he rushed through his daily routine. Schwarzenegger gets up by six. He makes coffee, putters around, feeds Whiskey (his miniature horse) and Lulu (his miniature donkey), shovels their overnight manure into a barrel, drinks his coffee, checks his email, and maybe plays a quick game of chess online. At 7:40, he puts a bike on the back of a Suburban and heads from his Brentwood, California, mansion to the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica. From there he sets out on the three-mile bike ride to Gold’s Gym, where he has been lifting on and off since the late ’60s. The bike ride is his favorite part of the morning. It is also, I learned while following behind him on that foggy day in October, a terrifying expedition.



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Date: March 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: spectacular hospital twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Thriller casino



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Date: June 25th, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: nofapping up-to-no-good rigor shrine

What percent of CEO's and other high performers have some "crazy" routine involving diet and exercise? My guess is that it's quite high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46470375)



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Date: July 9th, 2023 10:16 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor

Design a satirical, mentally-ill "morning routine" for a high-powered tech CEO.

ChatGPT

Title: The "Insanely Productive" Morning Routine for the Delightfully Unstable Tech CEO

Disclaimer: The following satirical morning routine is intended for entertainment purposes only. It exaggerates stereotypes and does not endorse or make light of mental illness or the challenges faced by individuals who experience it. Please remember that mental health is a serious matter, and seeking professional help is crucial for those who require it.

5:00 AM - Wake-up Call Chaos

Our high-powered tech CEO begins their day with an alarm that simulates a volcanic eruption. Loud noises and flashing lights are essential to immediately jolt them out of bed and into a state of mild panic.

5:15 AM - Ice Bucket Meditation

To achieve clarity and focus, our CEO starts their day by plunging their head into an ice-filled bucket while maintaining a full lotus position. The goal is to freeze their racing thoughts and numb any potential stressors before the day even begins.

5:30 AM - Maniacal Laughter Therapy

Because laughter is the best medicine, our CEO dedicates 15 minutes each morning to a therapeutic laughter session. They watch a compilation of their own company's failed products and laugh hysterically, finding solace in the millions wasted on endeavors that never quite took off.

6:00 AM - Breakfast of Champion Circuits

Time for a power-packed breakfast that matches the intensity of our CEO's tech empire. They consume a smoothie made from pulverized microchips, circuit boards, and protein-packed wires. This ensures they're fueled with the latest technological advancements before the rest of the world even wakes up.

6:30 AM - Manic Workout Routine

Our CEO heads to their home gym, which is equipped with a state-of-the-art treadmill set at warp speed. They sprint at top speed, convinced they can outrun their competitors and that this vigorous exercise will propel their company forward.

7:00 AM - Inspirational Paranoia Session

Our tech CEO surrounds themselves with photos of competitors and influential industry leaders. They spend 30 minutes obsessively researching and plotting against them, convinced they are all part of an elaborate conspiracy to steal their revolutionary ideas.

7:30 AM - Unpredictability Meeting

Time for an impromptu meeting with the executive team, but with a twist! The CEO intentionally changes the location, time, and agenda at the last minute to keep everyone on their toes. Chaos and unpredictability are believed to be the secret ingredients to innovation.

8:00 AM - Wardrobe Selection Battle

The CEO spends an hour meticulously selecting their outfit for the day, trying on at least ten different combinations. Each outfit must convey authority, eccentricity, and a hint of brilliance. The final decision is often made based on which attire is most likely to confuse and intimidate competitors.

9:00 AM - War Room Brainstorming

In the company's "war room," our CEO gathers the top minds in their organization for a brainstorming session. But instead of focusing on practical ideas, they encourage wild and impractical concepts, such as building an intergalactic office on Mars or creating an army of robotic penguins.

10:00 AM - Morning Mantra Meltdown

To wrap up the morning routine, our CEO retreats to a soundproof chamber where they recite an unconventional mantra: "I am a mad genius. I will conquer the world. Failure is just another stepping stone to greatness." This mantra is repeated, screamed, and whispered until they reach a state of ecstatic madness.

Note: This satirical routine is meant to be humorous and should not be taken seriously. Mental health issues should always be treated with compassion, understanding, and appropriate professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46529747)



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Date: July 9th, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: Insecure splenetic cruise ship love of her life

You can instruct chatgpt to drop all the disclaimers

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Date: July 9th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: curious stubborn abode generalized bond

lol great thread, forgot about this

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Date: February 22nd, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Exciting brass parlor



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Exciting brass parlor



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