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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:16 AM Author: geriatric main people degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308043) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:58 PM Author: turquoise seedy scourge upon the earth meetinghouse 102(a)'ed by a wikipedia page (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319349) |
Date: November 19th, 2009 11:20 AM Author: Flushed resort In high school I was like 98% sure this girl liked me. I asked her out and she was like, "No, I like *my best friend's name*. I was hanging out w/ you so I could hang out with him more."
Me: ...still be friends? (so fucking beta...god I sucked)
Her: I don't know...it's kind of hard to be friends when you know someone feels that way about you.
Whole thing blew over after a couple months, her and I still talk a decent amount. She is married to some former marine and well on her way to having a shitty life. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM Author: brilliant boistinker that's pretty bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308077) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM Author: geriatric main people degenerate Shoulda told her to smell yo dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308078) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:27 AM Author: irate casino faggot firefighter LOL @ you STILL being her friend, you motherfucking beta. You are worse than Obama. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308113) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM Author: Exciting Depressive Coffee Pot i lol'ed at this for some reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308925) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:00 PM Author: geriatric main people degenerate me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309841) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: cerebral area windowlicker Yeah...isn't that usually what the girl is supposed to say? Why would you want to be friends with a female anyway if not for sex or access to other friends of hers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312951) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:17 PM Author: Flushed resort I LIKED WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOO.
Granted, it is waaay beta of me to still be friends w/ her, but she's a cool girl. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: cerebral area windowlicker You should insult her on her choice of marriage partner, and constantly brag to her about how much better off you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312945) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:21 AM Author: laughsome abusive gas station Seventh Grade at some girl's birthday party, I worked up the nerve to ask the girl that I had a huge crush on to slow dance. She looked at me and then just flat out said "no" and walked away.
I was crushed. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM Author: smoky den lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309118) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:24 PM Author: disturbing police squad son of senegal I lol'ed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328071) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM Author: sadistic ticket booth Another suicide watch xoxo thread. Just what we need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308094) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: Scarlet Gaping Nasty whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308909) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM Author: charcoal swashbuckling menage macaca There was a chick I was falling all over in HS. We were sort of friends, but she always kept her distance because of the way I felt about her. I had her on ICQ and she had some N/A message, some bullshit love poetry. She actually messaged me with "Not about you." Totally unsolicited pwning. I drowned my sorrow with Pepsi and all-night Team Fortress Classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308096) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:25 AM Author: Infuriating range lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308103) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:26 AM Author: laughsome abusive gas station wtf, how fucking mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308111) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: sadistic ticket booth what? she saved him some shame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308134) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM Author: laughsome abusive gas station that is just fucking rude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308161) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:41 AM Author: charcoal swashbuckling menage macaca She apologized for how she treated me when we got to know each other better and became friends, but I still hadn't forgiven her for that (or myself for a lot of beta behavior) so I just kinda walked out of the friendship passively in the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308206) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: Scarlet Gaping Nasty whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308819) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:28 AM Author: brilliant boistinker great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308122) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:25 PM Author: crystalline mexican LOL, i think this is the most epic pwnage in this thread by a decent amount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309522) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: concupiscible dull crotch hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309863) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:45 PM Author: cracking salmon becky OMG excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328189) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:00 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815134) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:58 PM Author: Iridescent gaped box office cumskin fucking bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817872) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:00 AM Author: green electric organic girlfriend I award a 180 to both you and her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321059) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:37 PM Author: Spectacular disgusting kitchen gay wizard :). ha, had something similar. i asked some girl out on AIM. she never responded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421483) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Blathering School Cafeteria When i was about 19, I was in a bar waiting for a drink, and there was this huge fat old regular sitting there (had to be 60ish and over 300lbs) and while I was waiting I decided to chat with him and be friendly, and he looked at me and just said "I don't like effeminate men."
That one bothered me for a long time. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Infuriating range lol. in the long run, nobody does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308133) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM Author: geriatric main people degenerate You should have responded, "Well, I don't like fags. Fag." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308137) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:10 PM Author: deranged misanthropic hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421234) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM Author: sadistic ticket booth Are you one of the nelly ones? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308139) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:32 AM Author: Blathering School Cafeteria No, which is all the more reason it bothered me. I don't know which was worse: that or the fact that he thought I was hitting on him. I also think he probably thought I was a hooker, otherwise I wouldn't have done that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308151) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:34 AM Author: sadistic ticket booth Maybe by effeminate, he meant "under 250 pounds". Maybe he was just negging you to see if you'd bite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308165) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:35 AM Author: Blathering School Cafeteria Thanks for trying to see the bright side, but I doubt it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308170) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM Author: laughsome abusive gas station LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308158) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:48 PM Author: smoky den I've never thought of you as effiminate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309132) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: concupiscible dull crotch lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309870) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:46 PM Author: cracking salmon becky lolwtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328197) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: plum faggotry first 'girlfriend', 5th grade. our parents worked together at a school district. we went to different schools when we met, but i was transferring to her school the next year. i met her at a work party. she thought i was cute, was all giggly and shit, then gave me a letter asking me to be her boyfriend. i said yes, the day ended, and i didn't talk to her for the summer. then on the first day of 6th grade at the new school, i see her and say hello and she just ignores me. we're all sitting in line in gym class or something, and i'm by myself of course, when her friend comes and brings me a note. it said something like 'you were never my boyfriend, don't talk to me.'
followup: came to find out she was the school 'slut', in that she had had like 30 boyfriends the previous year. kids weren't fooling around at that age (hell even kissing was a big deal), but she already had ho tendencies. in high school, we were both running with the same crew and she came to be interested in me again. i blew her off. a good friend of mine dated her in college and said she's a squirter. she's an elementary teacher now, married to some dude 10 years older than her. |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: richard clock 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308699) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:03 PM Author: Godawful vigorous corn cake def 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308708) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Supple sepia mediation rehab R U D E (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308712) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station Amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308719) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM Author: fragrant school newt i said too much in this post so i edited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308723) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:29 PM Author: vibrant national security agency Wait, what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309567) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center now the only interesting thing in your entire rambling autobiography is the word "squirter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817931) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: exhilarant cuck Harsh brush off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308772) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: Iridescent gaped box office cumskin hmmm sounds like a girl I used to "know".... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817890) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM Author: Godawful vigorous corn cake had serious chemistry with a girl in HS, but we were dating other ppl. she came to visit during college when i was single, we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her, went to kiss her, and she was like, "no, i have a bf." but then we proceeded to sleep together that night, with no sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308726) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:15 PM Author: odious gunner parlour thats not that bad. a bit beta, but you're a lucky dood if thats the worst youve done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308790) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: Godawful vigorous corn cake def regret not getting some tho, im sure she would have acquiesced eventually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308817) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM Author: odious gunner parlour Actually it is kind of bad, because you have to wonder why she came to visit you. Even if she had a boyfriend (did she really?) she probably intended to fuck you. You probably talked yourself out of some pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308926) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: Big mint partner market "we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her" this is not rejection. it is opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818142) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:40 AM Author: charismatic parlor potus Yes, proper response to "I have a BF" is "I don't care." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321020) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:58 AM Author: pink contagious fortuitous meteor WTF? You know nothing about women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321057) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:07 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike 9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. Had plans to go to movie and make out. She cancelled and broke up with me on the phone. I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch.
5 years later she wants me. I don't give her the time of day. She is fat and married with a couple of ugly kids. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:09 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station "I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."
Explain. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike I was upset and for some reason there was a wrench on my bedroom floor. So I grabbed it and hit myself in the arm in frustration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308755) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: November 19th, 2009 1:17 PM Author: richard clock typical xo to mention that in the flow of the story as if its no big deal/to be expected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308811) |
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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:51 AM Author: sinister 180 hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315657) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:38 PM Author: Histrionic Boiling Water Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13814938) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:29 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818097) |
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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:56 AM Author: copper floppy whorehouse mother 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981585) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: Supple sepia mediation rehab you seem crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308759) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:12 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308766) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: talented slippery multi-billionaire spot wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308768) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:14 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike what is so confusing about this story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308785) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM Author: odious gunner parlour the arm bashing, mostly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308796) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike It's not like I was destroying my arm or anything. I just hit myself in frustration a few times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308831) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM Author: odious gunner parlour It's still weird. and even if it wasn't, it was weird to include it in the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308846) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike but that is what made it the worst rejection ever! The fact that I hit myself with a wrench! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308917) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: honey-headed turdskin liquid oxygen This hilarious. Like something a really good friend of mine would say. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310195) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot i think i know which poaster you are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310238) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: honey-headed turdskin liquid oxygen I doubt that very much. I haven't posted under my original moniker in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312924) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: brass flickering chapel jew stfu bpm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328054) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2009 11:47 PM Author: honey-headed turdskin liquid oxygen Not it. But so clever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13343783) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM Author: pearly comical cuckoldry "Now it hits itself with a wrench. Now it hits itself with a wrench!!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308858) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM Author: odious gunner parlour lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308888) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:23 PM Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Internal Respiration Guys in my highschool used to hit themselves with wrenches all the time; it was no big deal lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309498) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:08 PM Author: concupiscible dull crotch I read this as "I grabbed a nearby WENCH and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."
Totally confused as to why you grabbed a ho and started hitting yourself. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot ahahahaha
even better than the post itself |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot tysm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310251) |
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Date: January 12th, 2010 11:57 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot bump while i'm thinking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795142) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:10 AM Author: glassy double fault i lol every time i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795261) |
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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:37 PM Author: bespoke stimulating party of the first part french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957286) |
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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:24 AM Author: Slate Vivacious Hominid HEART WRENCHING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981447) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: odious gunner parlour When I was a senior in HS I heard through the grapevine that a younger chick (i think she was a sophomore) liked me. I didnt act on it for a few months because I was sort of dating another chick, and then the school year ended. One or two years later during the summer I saw her at a party. I ended up getting insanely drunk and I clumsily tried to hit on her. I said something like "I heard u liek attidood, sup?" and she replied in a completely disgusted voice "There isn't enough booze in the world" dayum. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM Author: Scarlet Gaping That's when you spread rumors that she fucked you anyway....and like 10 other guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308837) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:23 PM Author: odious gunner parlour lol it didnt really bother me that much, but it was definitely the most brutal "aw HELL naw" type reaction i've ever gotten from a woman. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM Author: self-absorbed appetizing brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308850) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:40 PM Author: soul-stirring giraffe holy shit outted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879493) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM Author: garnet stirring trust fund puppy junior hs. summoned up courage, called a girl from my science class, identified myself, and asked her out. she laughed and said, "is this [name of other guy in our class]? is this a joke?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308801) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: odious gunner parlour brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308816) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: garnet stirring trust fund puppy twas. took me about a year to stop from thinking about it almost daily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308826) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM Author: odious gunner parlour i had a couple of rejections in junior high. theyre the fucking worst, because you're not mature enough to realize that women are pretty TTT and their opinions dont really matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308842) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM Author: Scarlet Gaping I hope you spread some bad rumors about her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308855) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: garnet stirring trust fund puppy i wrote "[name] masturbates with a gameboy" all over the boys locker room. but i was smart enough to wait two months before doing it. it caught on. she eventually killed herself. i was never suspected. twice a month i shit on her grave site. so, the healing has begun, thankfully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308906) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM Author: odious gunner parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308918) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: bronze selfie juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308995) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Useless telephone cruise ship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309669) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: azure personal credit line set LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309869) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:05 PM Author: motley cruel-hearted legal warrant institution 180, awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313000) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:49 PM Author: cracking salmon becky 180, if flame.
181, if true. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:16 PM Author: garnet stirring trust fund puppy rejection story = sadly, real
reaction story = fortunately, flame |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: puce fighting office ohmy180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795797) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:19 PM Author: bateful community account address 180
i lolled |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:01 PM Author: Iridescent gaped box office cumskin 180 TRILLIONZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817907) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM Author: Internet-worthy theater stage LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822520) |
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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:41 PM Author: Confused stock car theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957313) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:22 PM Author: dashing poppy nowag hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421343) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:49 PM Author: passionate maroon lodge Her behavior wasn't that bad. Junior high kids are extremely fucking stupid. That's bad enough that I wouldn't want to talk to her, but I wouldn't spread rumors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816052) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station SICK BURN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308828) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop I did that in 8th grade. Called up this girl who I knew my entire youth and asked her to a dance even though we did nothing more than have random chit chat in the hall maybe once a month. She said she'd think about it. The next day I get on the bus and the entire fucking bus was laughing about it.
pwnd |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:38 PM Author: trip clear stead I feel bad for both of you, because I have a friend that happened to. She hadn't even thought about dating yet and was just completely confused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309030) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:44 PM Author: garnet stirring trust fund puppy well, if so, in my case it was a costly mistake for her (see above). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309082) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:16 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford This is the worst so far. This implies that other people think you're so far beneath this girl that it's laughable.
I'm trying to think of the worst pwnage I've ever endured. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop My buddy and I in college got in with a group of sorority girls from this one sorority. One of them was pretty into me and another into him etc. We had a house party at his place where some asshole brought moonshine so I was taking swigs of it and was at near blackout when a whole group of these sorority girls, including that one that was down with me rolled in. I vaguely remember hitting on her in the kitchen but dont remember what I was saying.
I have a slight memory of the entire group of girls storming out of the party and one of them pointing at me and saying something to the effect of "that guy is fucking creepy"
I then had to finish out my year with an ENTIRE sorority whispering about me at the bars as "that guy" EVERY TIME I WALKED IN
To this day I have no clue what I said to her, and her friend wouldnt tell my buddy either because it was that creepy. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM Author: odious gunner parlour you probably suggested an orgy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308871) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop Part of me still believes I was telling her i'd eat her out like a fucking champ, or something to that effect.
Granted I'm sure I phrased it in a much creepier manner than that.
Word to the wise, dont drink moonshine out of a jug from some guy you dont know who made it in his own bathtub. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: odious gunner parlour getting too drunk is never the credited move when you're trying to demonstrate your swag to a new girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308911) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop Id never seen a girl pull a 180 so quick. Girl was all about me the previous couple times we hung out, using the grapevine to let me know as well that she was down, sending sorority sisters up to me to tell me how hot she thought i was etc. and to go make a move.
Then some sweet nothings being whispered into her ear got SIXTY girls to label me a monster creep. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM Author: Obsidian Diverse Sneaky Criminal You probably told her you'd eat her out and she could hold a cellphone in her hands to call 911 if she wanted you to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309010) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:23 PM Author: sick citrine heaven jap LOL that was epic. Who was that poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310112) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:08 PM Author: Titillating principal's office underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310486) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: Misunderstood Lettuce tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312950) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:54 AM Author: Hilarious low-t famous landscape painting dude, EPIC fucking reference. 180 +
this kind of shit is why i will never, ever be able to quit this toiletbowl |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:53 PM Author: Sexy Reading Party Messiness tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815083) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:09 AM Author: navy psychic link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319393) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM Author: Violent chad http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&mc=110&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319423) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:42 PM Author: soul-stirring giraffe 180+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879513) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station Ha, this reminds me of a time when I got really drunk and called a girl I was hooking up with. Apparently I heard she was on a date with some other dude so I left her a message where I called her a "cunt". I have no recollection of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308895) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:30 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop Ha, I did something similar with a girl im still semi dating right now.
She wanted some space and told me this via email the friday night of halloween weekend. So I said whatever and went out with other buddies. Met a girl at the bar, she was texting and calling me over and over and I just had a "fuck her" mindset and ignored them all. I made out with this chick and she didnt wanna leave with me. So I left at like 2am and read all the texts etc. They were like "im sorry i wanna see you" etc. Then the final one said "this just proves to me you're with another girl"
SO i called her up and got her voicemail and left some 2 minute rant like you fucking bitch etc.
Sad thing is she still called me to apologize the next morning until she listened to the VM i left later in the day and just sent me a text saying im a huge asshole.
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station ha nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308999) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:09 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center it's like the ending to romeo and julliet, where she wakes up after he drinks the poison but before he dies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817955) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM Author: Pale mildly autistic laser beams looks like she wasn't actually into you, you delusional aspie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309005) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop that could be the case, or i slurred into her ear that i was going to ravage her vagina and blow my load in her eyeball or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309868) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:20 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford No, she would have liked that, provided you didn't say it in front of other people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822509) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM Author: Pale mildly autistic laser beams lol @ this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309008) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM Author: Obsidian Diverse Sneaky Criminal This is an awesome thread. One of the best parts is how all these girls suddenly started begging for each poster's dick after a few years lolrite. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: odious gunner parlour FWIW, my story was the exact opposite of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309830) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:39 PM Author: Bearded forum I'm 6', got stuffed by a 5'8" guy in the low post. That was pretty epic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309681) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: Yapping Church Building Gaming Laptop I'm 6'3, was going for a layup on a breakaway, had a guy who I probably had a 20 foot lead on at the time of the steal come from behind and swat the ball into the stands. Both teams and the entire crowd was laughing...pwnd (in my defense he was black and similar in height) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309889) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:16 PM Author: Bearded forum I did that to a dood once. I was running the length of the floor and shouted "block party comin" but I guess he didn't hear me. Ball ended up in the stands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328026) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:51 AM Author: Milky Nighttime Stage that is a 175 thing to yell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319705) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:54 PM Author: Sooty native regret I worked at a grocery store in HS with two hot girls from another school, Shelley and Erin. Unbeknownst to me, Shelley got a page from Erin while she was working, and she called me over, gave me her phone number, and said "you should call Erin and ask her what she wants," meaning "hey beta, can you answer this page for me?" I totally misread the situation and waited until the next night and called her (in front of a few of my friends). She basically said "WTF, why are you calling me?" and hung up after I awkwardly tried to play it off.
Years later, I ran into them both again and had a threesome with them while wearing a werewolf mask. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:57 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309807) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot MOAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310290) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: bronze selfie juggernaut TCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312977) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:41 PM Author: Misunderstood Lettuce oh god which one do I pick. I think the one that stung the most happened just a few years ago. Been talking to this girl for a few weeks, friend of a friend, got to know each other, and I wanted to ask her out.
I had her phone number that I'd gotten from her a few days before, called her up and said "Hey, it's tyvmft, want to do [X]" ("X" being a group outting with a few friends, doing an activity I know she enjoyed)
Keep in mind we'd talked a bit in person, but she still said "Who?" and as I stumbled explaining who I was she continued, talking over me, "Oh sorry, I have to babysit that day" and hung up on me. |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: laughsome abusive gas station ooof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310516) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM Author: Misunderstood Lettuce oh to add to the pwnage I made the phone call amongst some FRIENDS of mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310521) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM Author: trip clear stead Ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310523) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: Heady place of business sweet tailpipe Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me when I was on a trip providing medical support in subsaharan Africa. She was a 5'11" blonde, so I was shocked to find out the guy was a 5'8" balding motherfucker. I am 6'3". She left me for him, and when I asked why, she stated very clearly, that it was because she liked the shape of his dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312948) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: Rusted orchestra pit preventive strike *wrenches self (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312955) |
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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:36 AM Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315453) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Supple sepia mediation rehab please swear this is true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313047) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: cracking salmon becky I hope for your sake that this is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328207) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:23 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford This is obviously a lie. You don't know the shape of his dick when you notice he is a short balding mother fucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822538) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: Curious international law enforcement agency Wasn't really a big deal to me...
But I decided to ask this girl out to the Senior Prom, who was cool, cute, cheerleader, in some of my classes and did a play with me, and who I knew didn't have a bf or much going on.
I thought she was kinda below my league and at least above the fray of HS politics so it would be an auto "yes."
I came up to her at the end of the day by the lockers and small talked and asked her, and she immediately responded with a sort of condescending chuckle, followed by "wow!....you really have some balls!" and proceeded to say she didn't think she was going, but thanks anyway.
Saw her at prom; she went alone.
(Turns out a few guys asked her and she said no...I still wonder whether I had the "nicest" rejection) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Adventurous impertinent home goyim i've never been rejected. one time i tried to get a female friend of mine after she got engaged, but that was only a halfhearted attempt and i didn't expect her to cheat on him. i got back at her anyway for making me feel rejected (even though it wasn't a real rejection, for the reasons i just gave). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313050) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi You don't talk to enough girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815143) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:16 PM Author: Bossy half-breed junior year in high school I was going to my best friends birthday and a girl I really liked called me up. She wanted to hang out, and I told her to tag along with me to the birthday. I hit on her a bit, but sort of lost her for a bit. When i start looking for her I am told she is fucking the birthday boy. She told me about it the next day. Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313078) |
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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:57 PM Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13314847) |
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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:45 AM Author: mind-boggling abode So there's this insanely hot girl. She's like a 9. One of the hottest girls in college. We were in a class together and she was a little nerdy so I decided to make small talk, chit chat. I knew she was out of my league but thought it would be good fun.
One night I see her at this bar dancing. She spots me and motions for me to come to the dance floor and dance with her, so I walk over and we dance for a bit. It breaks up and I ask for her number. She puts it in my phone. I call the number (so she would have mine) and quickly grabs my phone out of my hand because she had done the one number off thing. I called her out on it and she said it wasn't that because she fixed it, but let's just say I never called her. |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:12 PM Author: carmine plaza lol. pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328017) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac white milk lay pwnter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328044) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815122) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:20 PM Author: hideous national There were these two girls on the subway across from me talking about this and that - and one of them really thought she was all that and a piece of fried cheese. She saw me looking (not my problem she had an unavoidable voice like a fog horn) and said, "ugh, I can't stand when guys stare".
I waited for the doors to open at my stop and when I passed by her I stooped and slurred out of the side of my mouth, "honey, I'm gay so get over yourself." Her friend laughed at her. |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:59 AM Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Internal Respiration Ty for bumping this terrific wrench thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795717) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:00 AM Author: Bipolar alcoholic ape location Getting thrown out of the house (I was visiting) after his mom found my love letters written to him including poems and everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795731) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: Histrionic Boiling Water Business Firm fantastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795756) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:26 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle rose yarmulke garrison Wachtell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795960) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:47 PM Author: orchid indecent twinkling uncleanness Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS.
We were quite the item, talked everyday, made out on the weekends, etc. etc. etc.
It came around time to choose colleges. She chose school X cause she got a full scholly. I chose school Y to be close to her (her school didn't have my program).
When I told her that, she said "oh this was never going to go past this year, didn't you know that? Plus, my dad would never let us get serious because you're Asian".
What made the pawnage even worse is that her dad was a minister (how Christian of him) and my beta ass still took her to prom.
And, of course, in classic fashion she IMed me out of the blue a few weeks ago after years and years of no communication saying stuff like "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life". She literally gained like 75 pounds since HS. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi damn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815118) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: orchid indecent twinkling uncleanness Didn't get over this for quite some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815395) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:56 PM Author: Irradiated yellow space Be honest. Did you ever get your dick wet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817360) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:59 PM Author: orchid indecent twinkling uncleanness No, she was a holy roller. Only kissing and boobs on the OUTSIDE of the shirt.
When she im'ed me the other day she made it known she was no longer a holy roller. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford ATDefriend from Facebook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822572) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford " "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life"."
She said that because you post beta shit on your facebook. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: mauve at-the-ready house earl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823181) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:55 AM Author: Pale mildly autistic laser beams "Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS."
Yes, nothing says "HS power couple" like a bookish asian fellow and a pasty ugly nerd who gets straight A's. LOL @ your delusions. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:48 PM Author: startling black woman electric furnace rhee-jehk-shun?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815025) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi Met this girl on Halloween a few years back and hooked up. A few days later she decided it would be a good idea to meet up at a local bar. I thought there was nothing to worry about since I already hooked up with her. I see her, say whats up, introduce myself to her friends and sit down at their table. Get a really bad feeling from her friends. Her one friend says she has to go to bathroom and then all the girls leave with her and they tell me to hold the table we are at. About ten minutes pass and I'm sitting there by myself. I say fuck it and walk around and notice they're all leaving the bar. I felt so owned. A couple years later I see her out and she is all over me but I have no choice but to reject her like she did to me.
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Arousing aquamarine senate wtf did you get a bad haircut in the few days in between? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815152) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: translucent boyish fanboi actually, yeah. But that shouldn't matter. We had become friends on facebook so she knew what I looked like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815157) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: Glittery New Version Bbw http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/images/smilies/2009/popcorn.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815160) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM Author: passionate maroon lodge 1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.
2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.
3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."
That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.
4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.
I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.
5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.
6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."
She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."
1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.
Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: Onyx toilet seat holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817650) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM Author: passionate maroon lodge Yeah, it's been fun.
I'm finally starting to see that none of it really mattered. At the time, these stories were painful. Now they're just really fucking hilarious. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: Idiotic hell O...M...G... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817894) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:10 PM Author: Iridescent gaped box office cumskin wow dude. you are a piece of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817962) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center poast email from #4 plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817973) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:00 AM Author: passionate maroon lodge No. It was almost 8 years ago and I'd have to go digging through my files.
It was along the lines of this:
Hey [Girl],
I enjoyed our conversation in the library. We should get together for coffee. Are you free on Saturday? I'm free after 2:30.
[Me]
It was completely innocuous, but, because I was 30 lb. underweight and had severe acne, she was so indignant at my approach so she decided to sick her crazy friend on me. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM Author: Lime hyperventilating center how is that three paragraphs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820663) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:06 AM Author: passionate maroon lodge It was longer than that, but that was the gist of it.
I mentioned a concert I was going to and described the band-- that was one paragraph. And there were a couple comments on the classes I was taking.
My greatest weakness in dating, and one that has caused be incalculable pain, is that I was born a terrible judge of character, due to a naive inability to fathom evil. I've improved in this regard considerably, but the fact that I've had these sorts of experiences might shine some light on why I value the HEROIC woman so highly. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center As an objective third party, I would guess that your greatest weakness in dating is actually social awkwardness, not your judge of character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822773) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:08 PM Author: Light marketing idea ti, of course, tcr. Also, a tendency to shift blame onto others disguised among disingenuous observations about himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822864) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:13 PM Author: Titillating principal's office "I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN."
explain this wrench-like reaction plz |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:27 PM Author: Racy primrose state pensive is mentally disturbed
his "User Files" at Carleton adequately document the insanity. I wish someone would repost them. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:31 PM Author: Onyx toilet seat I have a copy.
Here's the first entry I read, just randomly selected now:
"Ah, freshman year... glad that's over. In a sense, it's funny, though. I can't decide whether it's the irony or the anti-irony of UF 138 that makes it so comical. Anyway, enough of that.
I'm closing in on identity-crisis time as the grad-school results come in. All the places I applied look good, but my gut tells me I'll be at Chicago or MIT next fall. I'm looking forward to this. I want to learn the math, go through the process, and complete the disseration: Not just for my dad (who decided I'd someday be a "Dr. Church" someday when I was 3 or 4) but for myself: maybe I'm being impulsive, but I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness. If I fail to be great, I'll at least learn a lot of cool things.
On the other hand, I've decided that I just will not go into academia. The only way that could happen is if, during my graduate years, I publish an earth-shattering result that makes me a star, at which point departments are courting me, rather than me having to subjugate myself to them. A nice fantasy, and it may work out that way, but I can't depend on such a low-probability scenario. Most graduate students don't become stars. So if your motivation for Ph. D. is an academic career, well congratulations, you've just bought yourself a lottery ticket at the low, low price of 4+ years. Not for me: the endless maze of post-docs and anemic income trajectory are just not acceptable. Part of what makes successful people, I believe, is the ability to assess value, and recognize opportunities vs. dead ends. Well, after academia started killing all the TT positions, it turned into one big smoldering dead end. Academia itself may be in inexorable decline, a dinosaur huffin' Marlboros by the tarpit.
Sometimes, I wonder if I can "afford" this. Sure, the schools will pay for me. Can I take 4 years out of my life to do something purely for enjoyment, not career, purposes? I think yes, but I'm not sure. Maybe my upper-middle class background, combined with "smart kid" self-image, has allowed to distort my self-sense too much toward the aristocratic end of things and believe, falsely, that I can afford this indulgence, education as an end in itself, when perhaps I cannot. I don't know how many opportunities I'll have to make it big and still fear I might get only one and miss it with my nose in the book. But I think that any high-income, high-achievement tracks available now will only be moreso after grad school. The education will be neutral if not hurt, I presume. I just hope this is right.
In sum, I wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Education so far hasn't been really a choice: where, that we can decide; if, not at all. Now that "if" is also a choice, it just gets that much more complicated. I know I'd be able to handle grad-school if it were my only option, and incumbent upon me to just discipline myself to do it. But with so many opportunities everywhere, and at a six-digit opportunity cost, it just might be very difficult.
Agh, this is just too much angst for one night. I'll just sign off here. " |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:53 AM Author: passionate maroon lodge Holy shit I was an enormous fucking douchebag back then.
I'm also embarrassed because the writing of the post is just fucking awful. Stupid hypergraphia. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Onyx toilet seat Your healing has begun, pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822430) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM Author: Pale mildly autistic laser beams "I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness."
WASHOUTATWISCOPWNED! |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:36 PM Author: passionate maroon lodge BIGLAWFAILUREANDSNOTNOSEDPATHETICSHIFTLESSRICHTRASHFUCKERPWNED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879467) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:55 AM Author: passionate maroon lodge I have no explanation other than the fact that I was a fucking idiot.
Also, I was a bit disturbed. I was being stalked (not by any of the girls mentioned in that post) at the time, so I was extremely paranoid. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:24 PM Author: Racy primrose state Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM Author: Dr. Pensive House, life, career, and love expert. (thanks, Jigsaw!)
1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.
2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.
3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."
That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.
4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.
I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.
5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.
6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."
She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."
1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.
Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view. |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:19 PM Author: Pale mildly autistic laser beams "I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again.""
Let's not pretend this is an anomaly for you Pensive |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:31 PM Author: ultramarine shrine halford It is no wonder you have such fucked up issues with women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822606) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:12 PM Author: stubborn rigpig idiot oh, pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822915) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:41 PM Author: trip clear stead Oh dear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879504) |
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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: bespoke stimulating party of the first part french chef Man, this is almost as good as teh wrench post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957317) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:11 AM Author: pink contagious fortuitous meteor Dude, you need help. One of these incidents I can write off as a bad chick. But clearly YOU are the problem and you freak girls the fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321072) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:23 PM Author: brass flickering chapel jew really enjoyed reading this. thanks pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421353) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:03 PM Author: transparent property I asked a girl to homecoming my sophomore year of high school. She said yes, and things were good. About a week later, she told me that she didn't want to go with me anymore because I was too short for her. I grew about 7 inches by the time we went to college, she went off to some all girls school and is now a lesbian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816124) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:06 PM Author: Burgundy beady-eyed trump supporter last year, told a friend i liked her. she hasn't talked to me since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816139) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: Multi-colored shimmering temple kitty cat A very flat "no, I am not interested in you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816810) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:04 PM Author: Hairraiser stag film death wish This chick and I had both recently moved to town, but had so's in the towns from whence we came. we kicked it a lot, and had lots of chemistry. I wanted to make a move, but she kept mentioning how she couldn't trust her bf because when they hooked up he was dating someone else. So I dumped my girlfriend and told this chick I was into her so she should dump her bf.
She laughed and gave me a pat on the head. pwnpwnpwn. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:06 PM Author: passionate maroon lodge You dumped your girlfriend over a maybe? Why?
Note: just because a girl complains about her boyfriend does not mean she's ready to dump him. Some girls just like drama. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:33 PM Author: Hairraiser stag film death wish it wasn't that great with the other gf. in the end it worked out for the best.
you are absolutely correct that girls who complain about their boyfriends are not necessarily ready to dump them. otoh, if i'm complaining to a woman about my gf, it means i'm ready for some strange. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:37 PM Author: Hairraiser stag film death wish also, i don't think i've EVER hooked up with a girl who flatly rejected me at first. i've been persistent with some, but to no avail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817138) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:01 PM Author: Razzle Maize Pistol Round Eye Fried Frank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817411) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:28 PM Author: bateful community account address tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817664) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: orchid indecent twinkling uncleanness One summer I was doing an internship. I had been dating this girl for probably 9 months before heading off. We were really hitting it off. Talking about where we were going to move after we graduated, etc. She came to visit me and had a great time. Fucked a ton, had a nice picnic, etc. Life was grand.
Two weeks later, after I was done with my internship, she picked me up at the airport, dumped me in the car, and told me she had been cheating on me, dropped me off at my house. |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: green electric organic girlfriend why didn't u fucking punch her in the throat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817971) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: amber provocative water buffalo the CR would have been to wait to pee all over the inside of her car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818062) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: orchid indecent twinkling uncleanness Or: http://www.efukt.com/20628_While_You_Were_Sleeping.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822407) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:47 PM Author: mauve at-the-ready house lol at Seinfeld being on in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823277) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: Lime hyperventilating center at least she picked you up at the airport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817989) |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:28 PM Author: Racy primrose state TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818085) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:34 AM Author: translucent boyish fanboi The two rejections combined take the cake...First girl was checking me out. No doubt in my mind. I DELAYED in making a move. Completely on me. I catch her at the bar. It is very crowded so she is stuck talking ot me. Conversation goes really well. Just as she is about to leave I ask for a number. She says, "Nah, not giving it to you!"...Whatever, that's the cost of doing business. Later, I meet a very cute girl. We talk for about 30 minutes and we have mutual friends. She GIVES me her number and says she'll be back and has me text her so she has my number. She comes back, WITH ANOTHER GUY and starts making out with him. Not near me but I see it go down. Two girls, two rejections! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820491) |
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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:09 PM Author: silver sandwich My fiancee kicked me out of the bedroom in the middle of fucking her stud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822435) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:38 PM Author: Lascivious vermilion trailer park i've never been rejected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879482) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2010 3:54 PM Author: the penis best posts: SCAT MAN, Foggy, pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13880437) |
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Date: April 29th, 2010 3:55 PM Author: Obsidian Diverse Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14860519) |
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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: rebellious zombie-like nursing home We should resurrect this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957431) |
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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: Violet doobsian dilemma (1) Had a one-night stand with some chick, and as she was trying to sneak out the morning after, I asked for her number. She said, "I regret this already, you disgusting loser." I have no idea why this stung, but it did.
(2) Tried to chat girl up at bar. Without saying a word, she stood up and walked away with a disgusted look on her face.
(3) In high school, asked cute girl out on last day of school. She said no. Then she made a really annoyed face, as though the reality of what happened sunk in, and she said, literally, "Hell no." |
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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:56 PM Author: Violent chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319336) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:17 AM Author: mahogany persian "I wish I could tell you something else, but the economy is just not where we thought it would be six months ago. I can't give you an offer." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319429) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:26 AM Author: Opaque Library Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321011) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:39 AM Author: excitant wagecucks *shudders* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321105) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:36 PM Author: deranged misanthropic hissy fit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421474) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 7:43 AM Author: maniacal aromatic tanning salon never asked anyone out so there are none (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15320940) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:33 AM Author: green electric organic girlfriend I've honestly never been rejected. So I'll post my meanest rejection of a chick:
So the summer after freshman year I started dating this chick that I met at the beach. We lived about 2 hours apart so we usually only chilled on the weekends (she'd usually stay at my place from friday till sunday).
I quickly realized that she was a pathological liar. She literally lied about everything, even meaningless shit. Like she'd lie about grades she got in college, how old her sister is (wtf?), her dad's job, what she ate for lunch, etc.
She was staying with me one weekend and for whatever reason it occurred to me that I had never seen her take her birth control (I'm extremely observant). Obviously it was possible she took it in the bathroom or some shit, but I decided to call her out on it since she had lied about so much other shit. I demanded that she show me her BC.
After yelling at her for 10 minutes she admitted she wasn't on BC because it makes her feel "funny." This was obviously WAY over the line.
I yelled at her for 30 minutes about what a fucked up person she was, how she had a loose, smelly pussy (not true), etc. I broke up with her started driving her home. I got pissed off at her while driving her so I dropped her off about 10 minutes on the way to her house. She was crying.
When I got back to my place I saw that she had left her cell phone there.
I felt bad for about 10 seconds but then was just INSANELY afraid that she would show up at my door one day telling me that she's pregnant.
She friend requested me on facebook about 4 years ago. Rejected that. Also found out recently she married some guy a few years ago, had 2 kids, and they're now divorced. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:35 AM Author: gold marvelous mad-dog skullcap Im surprised no one has said "when my liver rejected me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321098) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:06 PM Author: odious gunner parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421201) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:09 PM Author: thriller arrogant theater one time i tried to gchat the box but she blocked me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421225) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:12 PM Author: pungent dun haunted graveyard pit A letter that began: "We get many more talented applicants to Booth in any given year than we can accept." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421243) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:19 PM Author: brass flickering chapel jew the worst is when they just laugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421311) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:24 PM Author: galvanic duck-like immigrant pervert lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421362) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:27 PM Author: brindle old irish cottage point A couple times I've been given runarounds by chicks at the bar, and then seen them leaving with black guys. These sting especially hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421380) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:32 PM Author: dashing poppy nowag there was this one chick i was pretty keen on, and she knew it. she started spending more time with me and talking to me more and stuff, so i thought maybe i was actually getting somewhere.
one night a bunch of us are out getting wasted, and i'm up at the bar ordering a drink. i'm leaning on the bar with my hand resting on it. she comes over and starts talking to me. while she's listening to me say something, she puts her hand on top of mine. my dick practically lurched out of my pants.
then she used that moment to explain why we shouldn't be together. |
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Date: September 30th, 2011 10:22 AM Author: Blathering School Cafeteria MOAR stories please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#19072731) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#50226826) |