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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
Violent striped hyena market
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
Swashbuckling business firm
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
abnormal dog poop dilemma
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
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gaped stage
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
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  04/16/15
lmfao moar
buff hominid
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yellow water buffalo sandwich
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wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
Rebellious hell
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
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Frisky comical milk
  09/07/22
this was me
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
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Balding Sexy National Wagecucks
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chocolate embarrassed to the bone menage kitty cat
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
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  10/12/12
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infuriating piazza
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Grizzly trailer park
  08/20/12
3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
Violent striped hyena market
  08/20/12
180^180
buff hominid
  08/20/12
yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to ...
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"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
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The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
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180 180
Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
mustard racy sex offender hissy fit
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
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Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
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Violent striped hyena market
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11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
insecure boiling water haunted graveyard
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
Swashbuckling business firm
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
  08/21/12
MOAR
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11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
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electric obsidian area
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
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Tan Space Dopamine
  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
Swashbuckling business firm
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
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Still the best post ITT
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The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
sable bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
  10/12/12
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Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
outnumbered magical cruise ship clown
  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
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Deranged sanctuary community account
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
outnumbered magical cruise ship clown
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
outnumbered magical cruise ship clown
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
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Sadistic Idiotic Halford Rehab
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
Deranged sanctuary community account
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Grizzly trailer park
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Deranged sanctuary community account
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Wine Double Fault
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
Puce razzmatazz den quadroon
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Wine Double Fault
  12/15/12
180
contagious party of the first part friendly grandma
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
Cream supple circlehead
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
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To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
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contagious party of the first part friendly grandma
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To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
Violent striped hyena market
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"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
Passionate Masturbator
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Extremely cr.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: abnormal dog poop dilemma

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: gaped stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998088)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: slap-happy coldplay fan

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: aquamarine galvanic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: buff hominid

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: yellow water buffalo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Rebellious hell

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: contagious party of the first part friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Frisky comical milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tanning Salon

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Balding Sexy National Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: chocolate embarrassed to the bone menage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Lascivious At-the-ready Stage

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: infuriating piazza

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Grizzly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: buff hominid

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Grizzly trailer park

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: Passionate Masturbator



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Dark Church Building Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: buff hominid

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: mustard racy sex offender hissy fit

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: abnormal dog poop dilemma

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: electric obsidian area



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: chrome exciting pit patrolman



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: red boyish hall immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: abnormal dog poop dilemma

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Fishy misanthropic liquid oxygen jew



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: orange diverse theater stage old irish cottage



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: bearded laughsome resort deer antler



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Author: Vermilion Public Bath



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Pearly aphrodisiac regret point



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Thirsty free-loading meetinghouse hunting ground



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: bateful cyan multi-billionaire



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Author: slate shrine queen of the night



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: bateful cyan multi-billionaire



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Author: aromatic factory reset button son of senegal



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: insecure boiling water haunted graveyard

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: nighttime nursing home sweet tailpipe

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: burgundy locus

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: buff hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: fragrant stock car native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: buff hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: big mewling office

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: electric obsidian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: abnormal dog poop dilemma

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Tan Space Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: cracking field yarmulke

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: cracking field yarmulke

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: cracking field yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: orange diverse theater stage old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: lavender useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: electric obsidian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: buff hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy chad

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: outnumbered magical cruise ship clown

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Pale candlestick maker

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Deranged sanctuary community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: outnumbered magical cruise ship clown

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: outnumbered magical cruise ship clown

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Sadistic Idiotic Halford Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Deranged sanctuary community account

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Grizzly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Arousing Magenta Gaming Laptop Headpube

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Deranged sanctuary community account

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Wine Double Fault

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz den quadroon

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Wine Double Fault

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: contagious party of the first part friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Cream supple circlehead

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: indecent international law enforcement agency foreskin

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Wine Double Fault

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: contagious party of the first part friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Violent striped hyena market

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Passionate Masturbator

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: motley hideous stead codepig

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Amber Turdskin Site

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45131133)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22686411)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Opaque plaza electric furnace

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Cream supple circlehead

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217831)



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Author: bull headed titillating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#31629964)



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Author: bull headed titillating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: crawly internal respiration

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45130914)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: bateful cyan multi-billionaire

This is so quaint now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed doctorate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#47086805)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#50032073)