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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 1992

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of...
pearl hominid
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spectacular sexy base
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Hahaha *Leaps headfirst into ravine*
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
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I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlini...
Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams
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What kind of asset is being purchased?
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used ...
Unholy Selfie Location
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oooooo this one sounds good.
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amethyst circlehead set
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primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this mu...
Curious Walnut Gunner Azn
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UNNNNGHHHHH
Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams
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amethyst circlehead set
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Funny that's what I'm doing right now
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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Hi Muscadine, Sorry to rush you but it turns out we reall...
Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams
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I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the ...
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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lol
titillating sanctuary
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amethyst circlehead set
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happy thanksgiving!
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Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams
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amethyst circlehead set
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One weird trick
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drunken pit knife
  11/19/24
Okay, I lol’d
amethyst circlehead set
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damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a wa...
abusive underhanded black woman
  11/20/20
Skip to the gay part.
brass deer antler
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180 Onyx Center
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amethyst circlehead set
  11/14/25
180. Backdraft.
titillating sanctuary
  11/20/20
you go, we go
sinister learning disabled ceo library
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I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are ...
Concupiscible Gold School Macaca
  11/20/20
Same. It was fucking AMAZING!
saffron alpha orchestra pit
  11/20/20
I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high schoo...
Trip degenerate
  11/20/20
I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing...
Trip degenerate
  11/20/20
Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot...
tripping half-breed rehab
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180
Trip degenerate
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Thirsty abode
  11/20/20
I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do so...
tripping half-breed rehab
  11/20/20
How old are you?
Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank
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47
tripping half-breed rehab
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Good synergy with your screen name.
Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank
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I’m pretty sure that’s dirte
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not u...
Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank
  11/20/20
gbti
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
Is that a disease?
Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank
  11/20/20
he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel
tripping half-breed rehab
  11/20/20
But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?
Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank
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GBTI
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amethyst circlehead set
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Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of ...
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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Trip degenerate
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Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock,...
pearl hominid
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I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the...
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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vibrant theatre clown
  11/20/20
Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.
Trip degenerate
  11/20/20
Swedish heritage
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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amethyst circlehead set
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Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.
Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness
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tripping half-breed rehab
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amethyst circlehead set
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https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/
razzmatazz native
  11/20/20
At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie t...
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like id...
razzmatazz native
  11/20/20
The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere with...
tripping half-breed rehab
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razzmatazz native
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This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into &lsq...
pearl hominid
  11/20/20
I saw Passenger 57 in the theater. Also Home Alone 2.
Awkward mustard mother
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Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movi...
mahogany multi-colored striped hyena
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Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs
razzmatazz native
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amethyst circlehead set
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Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. T...
Cracking cordovan heaven volcanic crater
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TRIGGERED!
saffron alpha orchestra pit
  11/20/20
(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)
Trip degenerate
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The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to pl...
Duck-like hairy legs
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It says 92, not 82
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pearl hominid
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amethyst circlehead set
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later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzi...
Buff quadroon
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changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synerg...
pearl hominid
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this is toxic
Adventurous Locale
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
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*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with m...
Awkward mustard mother
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(oldmo)
abnormal locus wagecucks
  11/19/24
Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.
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40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials https://ww...
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amethyst circlehead set
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there are some old motherfuckers on here
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  11/23/23
It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day becaus...
pearl hominid
  11/23/23
I don't recall writing this post and yet
Aquamarine contagious brunch pisswyrm
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amethyst circlehead set
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This is my life down to the last detail.
pearl hominid
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Slimy Crackhouse Legal Warrant
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I can't do this today. No.
Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams
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amethyst circlehead set
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Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights: - U...
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amethyst circlehead set
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we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES
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amethyst circlehead set
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You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seei...
Godawful National Persian
  11/15/25
180
amethyst circlehead set
  11/15/25
Is this one of my classic threads at this point?
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: pearl hominid

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402347)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: stubborn burgundy double fault preventive strike

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: pearl hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403120)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Translucent ape site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403231)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Field Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404405)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready well-lubricated windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41408493)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: pungent home death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409298)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: spectacular sexy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433263)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine contagious brunch pisswyrm

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355289)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Judgmental glassy dingle berry kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355294)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: drunken pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356060)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Brindle supple sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49432162)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49432213)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: odious nowag parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430124)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430178)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: elite costumed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433842)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433844)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: sapphire passionate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402392)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461560)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: pearl hominid

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: Unholy Selfie Location

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402480)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: puce church building

oooooo this one sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402491)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: insecure glittery lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402505)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Medicated Domesticated School Cafeteria Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402584)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433733)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Curious Walnut Gunner Azn

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams

UNNNNGHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402551)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49431292)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: titillating sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49429800)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded state coldplay fan

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404670)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49432127)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427652)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: saffron alpha orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402673)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: drunken pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356058)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: abusive underhanded black woman

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: brass deer antler

Skip to the gay part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402498)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: 180 Onyx Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402809)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49429618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: titillating sanctuary

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: sinister learning disabled ceo library

you go, we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402524)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gold School Macaca

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402539)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: saffron alpha orchestra pit

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: pearl hominid

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402550)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402696)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Thirsty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402958)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402545)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402623)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: pearl hominid

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402761)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: pearl hominid

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404304)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404356)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404756)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433803)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433813)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cocky Mexican Tank

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433828)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: saffron alpha orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Trip degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402553)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: pearl hominid

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: vibrant theatre clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402668)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402781)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Uncleanness

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz native

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: pearl hominid

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: razzmatazz native

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402700)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: pearl hominid

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Awkward mustard mother

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored striped hyena

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz native

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433991)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Cracking cordovan heaven volcanic crater

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: saffron alpha orchestra pit

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Duck-like hairy legs

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: pearl hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Buff quadroon

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402774)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: pearl hominid

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Adventurous Locale

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403098)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461852)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Awkward mustard mother

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403137)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: abnormal locus wagecucks

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355318)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: Wonderful metal affirmative action theater stage

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Naked principal's office incel

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404462)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: pungent home death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430177)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing trailer park

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: tripping half-breed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409210)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Insane magical faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409212)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427631)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: pearl hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982587)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982593)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: french provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#47089152)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: pearl hominid

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#47089231)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine contagious brunch pisswyrm

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430050)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: pearl hominid

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Submissive canary hell kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355813)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: drunken pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356064)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: french provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355287)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Slimy Crackhouse Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355293)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Out-of-control Vivacious Laser Beams

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427630)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: Razzle angry indian lodge toaster

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Razzle angry indian lodge toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355744)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: alcoholic shitlib organic girlfriend

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356054)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427648)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49429864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Godawful National Persian

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433801)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: pearl hominid

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: amethyst circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433839)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461082)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461437)