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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Pea-brained kitchen
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
transparent federal gas station milk
  04/09/24
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exciting box office crotch
  08/30/24
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Laughsome dun school
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Charcoal Tanning Salon
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
comical elastic band
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
brilliant very tactful school cafeteria private investor
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Curious bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Sexy forum keepsake machete
  04/09/24
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Cocky Magical National Rigpig
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Sexy forum keepsake machete
  04/09/24
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sadistic theater stage
  04/09/24
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Nighttime dopamine boltzmann
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Arrogant persian pozpig
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Arrogant persian pozpig
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
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concupiscible jap useless brakes
  04/09/24
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Nighttime dopamine boltzmann
  04/11/24
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Blue athletic conference halford
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
sadistic theater stage
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Sexy forum keepsake machete
  04/09/24
...
Light coffee pot
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
?
Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Sexy forum keepsake machete
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
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Sexy forum keepsake machete
  04/10/24
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Crawly public bath hominid
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
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Coral nubile dilemma
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  02/19/25
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Deranged den
  02/19/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Walnut mother skinny woman
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Walnut mother skinny woman
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Walnut mother skinny woman
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Walnut mother skinny woman
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Pea-brained kitchen
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
transparent federal gas station milk
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Pea-brained kitchen
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Laughsome dun school
  02/20/25
Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
plum wagecucks
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
sadistic theater stage
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
comical elastic band
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
scarlet church
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Shaky Lodge
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Big-titted abode
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Shaky Lodge
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Shaky Lodge
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
comical elastic band
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
bronze appetizing state brethren
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
odious stage voyeur
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Big-titted abode
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
odious stage voyeur
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Big-titted abode
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Marvelous telephone
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
sickened sienna brunch
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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  04/10/24
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odious stage voyeur
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
Vibrant hall international law enforcement agency
  04/10/24
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Coral nubile dilemma
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Vengeful red striped hyena locale
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Big-titted abode
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Vengeful red striped hyena locale
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Coral nubile dilemma
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Crawly public bath hominid
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
orchid theater
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
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Cocky Magical National Rigpig
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
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Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner
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Cocky Magical National Rigpig
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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  04/11/24
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Coral nubile dilemma
  04/11/24
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained kitchen

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: transparent federal gas station milk

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: exciting box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Laughsome dun school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Charcoal Tanning Salon

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: comical elastic band

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: comical elastic band

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: comical elastic band

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: comical elastic band

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: comical elastic band

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: comical elastic band

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: brilliant very tactful school cafeteria private investor

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Sexy forum keepsake machete

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Cocky Magical National Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Sexy forum keepsake machete

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: sadistic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Nighttime dopamine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Arrogant persian pozpig

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Arrogant persian pozpig

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: concupiscible jap useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Nighttime dopamine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Blue athletic conference halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: sadistic theater stage

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Sexy forum keepsake machete

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Light coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Adulterous out-of-control field national security agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Sexy forum keepsake machete

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Sexy forum keepsake machete

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Blue athletic conference halford

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Deranged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cerise mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Deranged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677120)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Walnut mother skinny woman

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Walnut mother skinny woman

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Walnut mother skinny woman

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Walnut mother skinny woman

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained kitchen

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: transparent federal gas station milk

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained kitchen

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac son of senegal wrinkle

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: racy avocado office

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Supple salmon becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac son of senegal wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Laughsome dun school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: plum wagecucks

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: sadistic theater stage

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: comical elastic band

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: scarlet church

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Shaky Lodge

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Big-titted abode

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Shaky Lodge

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Shaky Lodge

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: comical elastic band

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: bronze appetizing state brethren

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: odious stage voyeur

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Big-titted abode

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: odious stage voyeur

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Big-titted abode

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Marvelous telephone

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: sickened sienna brunch

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: odious stage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Vibrant hall international law enforcement agency

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vengeful red striped hyena locale

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Big-titted abode

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Vengeful red striped hyena locale

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Sick godawful puppy parlor

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: orchid theater

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Vengeful red striped hyena locale

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Cocky Magical National Rigpig

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Cocky Magical National Rigpig

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Crawly public bath hominid

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Cocky Magical National Rigpig

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: orchid theater

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: brilliant very tactful school cafeteria private investor

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bipolar Brindle Sanctuary Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: domesticated excitant digit ratio deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Coral nubile dilemma

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Cordovan roommate pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Wild resort foreskin

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: hilarious cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676932)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Lake galvanic station water buffalo

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677064)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49189928)