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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Embarrassed to the bone native codepig
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Wild feces stage
  04/09/24
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Histrionic aggressive trust fund trailer park
  08/30/24
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twinkling hissy fit
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
rusted place of business
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Gold Base
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Gold Base
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Gold Base
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Gold Base
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Gold Base
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Gold Base
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Pungent Hairy Legs
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Glittery abode
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
contagious property brethren
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Glittery abode
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
adulterous partner really tough guy
  04/09/24
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Green charismatic national security agency
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
adulterous partner really tough guy
  04/09/24
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ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale
  04/09/24
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plum cracking library
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Haunting Church Building Cuckold
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Haunting Church Building Cuckold
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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  04/09/24
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Racy Tattoo Theater Stage
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plum cracking library
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exciting opaque philosopher-king field
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
adulterous partner really tough guy
  04/09/24
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fragrant laser beams
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
?
lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
adulterous partner really tough guy
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
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adulterous partner really tough guy
  04/10/24
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Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Judas Jones
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
chest-beating clear forum factory reset button
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
chest-beating clear forum factory reset button
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Glittery abode
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Flirting mood
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Embarrassed to the bone native codepig
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Wild feces stage
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Embarrassed to the bone native codepig
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
apoplectic spot
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Gold Base
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Razzle new version boltzmann
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Big french senate striped hyena
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
laughsome tank
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Big french senate striped hyena
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Big french senate striped hyena
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Gold Base
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Chrome Home
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Razzmatazz fat ankles
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
laughsome tank
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Razzmatazz fat ankles
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
laughsome tank
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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Razzmatazz fat ankles
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
vibrant slap-happy kitty
  04/10/24
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Glittery abode
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Mint Heady Persian Depressive
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
laughsome tank
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Mint Heady Persian Depressive
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Glittery abode
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Glittery abode
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Bespoke wonderful nowag church
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Glittery abode
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Godawful Dopamine
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
Mint Heady Persian Depressive
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Green charismatic national security agency
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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Flirting mood
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What’s with the outting
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Flirting mood
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone native codepig

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Wild feces stage

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Histrionic aggressive trust fund trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: twinkling hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rusted place of business

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Gold Base

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Gold Base

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Gold Base

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Gold Base

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Gold Base

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Gold Base

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Pungent Hairy Legs

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Glittery abode

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: contagious property brethren

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery abode

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: adulterous partner really tough guy

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Green charismatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: adulterous partner really tough guy

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: plum cracking library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Haunting Church Building Cuckold

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Haunting Church Building Cuckold

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Racy Tattoo Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: plum cracking library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: exciting opaque philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: adulterous partner really tough guy

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: fragrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: lemon bawdyhouse ladyboy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: adulterous partner really tough guy

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: adulterous partner really tough guy

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: exciting opaque philosopher-king field

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Primrose Stag Film Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: stirring bossy lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hateful Famous Landscape Painting Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: stirring bossy lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: chest-beating clear forum factory reset button

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: chest-beating clear forum factory reset button

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: chest-beating clear forum factory reset button

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: chest-beating clear forum factory reset button

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Glittery abode

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Flirting mood

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone native codepig

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Wild feces stage

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone native codepig

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: electric misanthropic nursing home haunted graveyard

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Flatulent parlor voyeur

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: puce mother address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: electric misanthropic nursing home haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: twinkling hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: apoplectic spot

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: ruddy splenetic scourge upon the earth locale

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Gold Base

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle new version boltzmann

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Big french senate striped hyena

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: laughsome tank

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Big french senate striped hyena

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Big french senate striped hyena

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Gold Base

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Chrome Home

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: laughsome tank

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: laughsome tank

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: peach theatre

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Indecent box office

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy kitty

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Mint Heady Persian Depressive

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: laughsome tank

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Mint Heady Persian Depressive

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained self-absorbed center coldplay fan

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Glittery abode

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Glittery abode

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Glittery abode

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Godawful Dopamine

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Mint Heady Persian Depressive

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Green charismatic national security agency

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Flirting mood

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Flirting mood

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Flirting mood

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Green charismatic national security agency

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful nowag church

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Glittery abode

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Green charismatic national security agency

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Godawful Dopamine

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Glittery abode

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Glittery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Pungent Hairy Legs

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Flirting mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Odious Purple Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery abode

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: violent doobsian affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic son of senegal

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Marvelous jew



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: thriller orchestra pit death wish

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Brindle idiotic point legal warrant



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