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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Cracking address http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/02/27/google-duke-freshman-porn-star-dont-be-surprised-by-what-you-see/
"In fact, thanks to a series of soul-wilting anonymous postings on forums like CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit and Barstool Sports, you can find out a whole lot more than that without a whole lot of effort. You can see Lauren’s porn name, photos from her films, and her casting page on the Web site of the model agency she works for. You can find the name of her hometown and high school; her father’s profession and e-mail address; and a list of her hobbies and extracurriculars."
"As if to prove that point, there are now at least a half dozen forums that have outed Lauren’s identity — some of them moderated, some less so. On top of CollegiateACB, there are gems like AutoAdmit (purportedly a forum for law school applicants, but frequently a pit of harassment and trolling) and Barstool Sports (a “lifestyle blog” that organizes “blackout parties” and makes unfunny rape jokes, among other things). Yahoo Answers had Lauren’s real and porn names within hours. Some enterprising soul set up an entire SEO-juiced WordPress blog that does nothing but collect personal information about her."
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: olive aromatic hell EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:05 PM Author: House-broken Field The WaPo, bringing the victim some much needed privacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098885) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: sick circlehead author of that article
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Mint Sexy Travel Guidebook modern journalism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098913) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Chest-beating Bearded Volcanic Crater Organic Girlfriend Some enterprising soul set up an entire SEO-juiced WordPress blog that does nothing but collect personal information about her.
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Fuchsia multi-colored chapel persian law suit incoming? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098915) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Mint Sexy Travel Guidebook purportedly yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098924) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Fuchsia multi-colored chapel persian thank god the only thing i said was "I don't understand why internet dorks get so riled up about this". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098936) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Galvanic angry hunting ground says who?
i've been telling the damn pumos to stop posting her IRL name and especially her personal info, it's really stupid |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling jet friendly grandma sweet tailpipe Lol nice try FAGGOT, WAPO already has your IP and has traced all the awful shit you said about that heroic woman. I specifically remember your pumo as being behind some of the most vile filth and you had better act fast before you get permafucked like the does, specifically :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099003) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Spruce menage puppy lol on what grounds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099014) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Fuchsia multi-colored chapel persian what are the elements of IIED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098941) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: ruddy comical locus hahaha time for an upgrade |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:00 PM Author: olive aromatic hell is "Dirty Nigger" taken? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108715) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Cracking address i'm sure they will be convinced by ted cruz tp's essay defending posting on xo
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: up-to-no-good clear hominid masturbator that will be exhibit A in the motion to quash subpoena for IPs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099098) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Chrome Slap-happy Idiot But why do people post on xo? What is the point of authoring a thread filled with racist, sexist, and classist language? Anthony Ciolli makes the distinction between writing on a blog and writing as a journalist.[n13] The latter must adhere to societal norms and cultural values; the former does not. Why? Ciolli argues that writing on a blog is akin to writing in a diary; the major difference is the sharing of diary entries with anonymous individuals. Diaries need not conform to conventions or societal standards. Indeed, xo is like a diary—with entries that steal posters’ hearts, captivate and enthrall imaginations, and move readers to smiles, chills, or tears.
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: olive aromatic hell after the assfucking we gave to Heide Iravani and Brittan Heller? (google them, lol)
http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit The LOLSuit Did you hear that slut Brittan Heller of Yale Law got a 159 on the LSAT? Now you know. Heide Iravani sued AutoAdmit for calling her "big titt'd" Defendants subpoenaed the green sweater to substantiate their Srsly defense. While AutoAdmit posters have a lot in common with /b/tards, they unfortunately lack skill at MSPaint. Notice the poorly rendered CGWBT.
In 2007, Reputation Defender egged on two Yale women to sue AutoAdmit and several of its posters, claiming to have suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of cyberbullying. (Srsly). In an effort to shield their identities, the Yale girls' lawyers dubbed them Doe I and Doe II. (The girls' names (Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani) are now in the public domain--see Epilogue, below.)
Probably the only negative consequence of the LOLsuit was the chilling effect it had on the board: many established posters, now twenty-something attorneys, were afraid to be discovered frequenting a forum characterized by the media as racist, misogynist, etc. While the exodus of this particular group of people would have improved the overall atmosphere and lowered the virgin quotient of almost any other online community, AutoAdmit proved the exception. Remaining posters black person, confuse its and it's, and spend time editing grammar on ED.
Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:
The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"
A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.
The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.
Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.
Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.
Plaintiffs' attorneys actually tried to serve notice by poasting on Autoadmit. Seriously:
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History is made!
Epilogue: The following year, AutoAdmit's Education Director spread lulz moar widely by COUNTERsuing Reputation Defender and the Yale bitches. (SRSLY.) It's rumored that this is why lying bitch Brittan Heller fled to Korea and then Afghanistan. Since Heller is sure to be Ding!fagged if she ever petitions the Character and Fitness boards for a law license, she's trying to begin a new career as a fuckup Foodie at thesuitcasechef.com with her faggoty husband, Nathaniel Gleicher.
Heide Iravani is rumored to be judgment-proofing the ponies procured by her father with stolen World Bank money (Srsly!)
On August 9, 2009, Autoadmit trolls cheered when their work was cited in the Weddings section of the New York Times. Srsly:
NO ONE would sue XO after that fiasco
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: federal violet dilemma people who are hurt Wow, this happened before my time. But that nigga AK-47 has got the skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102865) |
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Date: December 1st, 2014 10:58 AM Author: House-broken Field thats not exactly right for AK47, there was more to his part of the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#26835197) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Cerebral Shimmering Bbw Box Office "purportedly a forum for law school applicants, but frequently a pit of harassment and trolling" mutual exclusivity pwned |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: judgmental lay Tbf she has us pretty well pegged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099135) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Boyish At-the-ready Stage Crotch (guy who enjoys being pegged "pretty well") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099155) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Impertinent Hyperventilating Resort Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099711) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Puce well-lubricated half-breed fortuitous meteor Yeah, but we have grown up. Most of us are actually lawyers now. Lol lol lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099164) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: ruddy comical locus which is why you are correct she probably posts here |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: black roast beef lol, but yeah, "pit"...she kinda nailed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100243) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: silver heady state coffee pot Pit is fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101129) |
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Date: May 20th, 2016 8:25 AM Author: insecure brass rigpig Harassment, trolling, AND SCHOLARSHIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#30518455) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: bateful overrated temple glad to now know all of the other websites on the world wide web where I can find out more personal information about this individual. Thanks, WAPO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098948) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: fiercely-loyal piazza faggot firefighter purportedly? the insolence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098974) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: disgusting dragon stage the insouciance! (julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098985) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Mint Sexy Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098989) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: carmine cruise ship toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098991) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: diverse trailer park kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099002) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Exciting white principal's office cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099009) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: narrow-minded razzle-dazzle kitty ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099074) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:56 PM Author: Ivory racy dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099232) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Impertinent Hyperventilating Resort Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099712) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Passionate pit loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099816) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: garnet vigorous native reading party The injokes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099962) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: floppy doobsian hospital mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100391) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: mauve appetizing fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100385) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Razzmatazz step-uncle's house legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102449) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: vengeful chocolate boltzmann lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099007) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: carmine cruise ship toilet seat hope we get fresh blood out of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099048) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: mahogany stimulating wrinkle ape Is that a good thing? The post-Does influx wasn't particularly positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099058) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: carmine cruise ship toilet seat i wasn't around for that, describe? i just want the night crew to be poppin again. no one's holding it down anymore, especially with TT gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099068) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: mahogany stimulating wrinkle ape First there was massive pumo-ification. Then there was the departure of many long-time high quality posters. That was quickly followed by an influx of PN-level mentally insane posters spamming the board non-stop for months until Rach finally decided to introduce moderation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099078) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:33 PM Author: carmine cruise ship toilet seat but that was because of the lol-suit. a casual mention in WaPo and people googling her name could result in like minded people stumbling onto this site and sticking around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099093) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: shivering splenetic fat ankles this seems relevant
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504971&mc=6&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Flushed Impressive Center Harsh Words Die Hard on the Web
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/06/AR2007030602705.html
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:35 PM Author: Saffron theater giraffe dem iron chainz of .edu email registration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099105) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:13 PM Author: garnet vigorous native reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099967) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: carmine cruise ship toilet seat RATE the author's chin structure http://journalists.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/caitlin.jpg http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/178/978/178978829_640.jpg http://laexpatriada.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dsc00353.jpg |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Boyish At-the-ready Stage Crotch what's the opposite of a structure? I rate it as that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099216) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:35 PM Author: vengeful chocolate boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099471) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Snowy set nibblets Lutz at you pumos scared to flat out rate that dumpy 6. The 6 is being generous considering how bad her skin is. Not that I wouldn't still fuck her, but hey, ya'll know a black man will stick anything that will slow up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099848) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Boyish At-the-ready Stage Crotch Link to me being a pumo little breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100155) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: fiercely-loyal piazza faggot firefighter female circleheads MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099217) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Mint Sexy Travel Guidebook not bad at all it's like a melon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099221) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed flesh genital piercing Kashmir Hill has an ugly sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099237) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:57 PM Author: Puce well-lubricated half-breed fortuitous meteor How often does she have to shave her unibrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099238) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:35 PM Author: Razzle Indian Lodge I've encountered this Jewish-chipmunk phenotype more often than I'd like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099477) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: federal violet dilemma people who are hurt oh man that really got me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101181) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: slate charismatic shrine leave Roger Ebert ALONE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100102) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:48 PM Author: floppy doobsian hospital mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100417) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: ruddy comical locus the progression is simple 1. grow the hair out and i'd hit it 2. like i said, i'd hit it 3. yeah, no. 4. whoa, your hair will grow without eating 5. yeah, maybe |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:06 PM Author: olive aromatic hell ugh, Caitlin Dewey must've sucked a lot of cock to get that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108753) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Histrionic amethyst turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099312) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:33 PM Author: Histrionic amethyst turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099467) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:39 PM Author: irate titillating preventive strike macaca what is this "barstool sports" place that makes "unfunny rape jokes"? Perhaps we should send an ambassador to make contact with them... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099495) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:52 PM Author: Concupiscible embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100147) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: primrose excitant site factory reset button you've never seen barstool sports? their smokeshow of the day feature is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100460) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: silver heady state coffee pot I only enjoy funny rape jokes, so I say no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101136) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: floppy doobsian hospital mental disorder do you really trust the author's word that the rape jokes in question are unfunny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101147) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: silver heady state coffee pot Do you not think she implicitly accepts the existence of funny rape jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101157) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Beta low-t private investor school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102412) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: Startled Corner Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101152) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:43 PM Author: soul-stirring bipolar kitchen blood rage the *OFFICIAL* xo twitter page tweeted this article
http://twitter.com/xoxohthTeddy |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: Hateful ruby hall One day ... one day ... my Top 4 Reddit pics will make the Post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099722) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Mint Sexy Travel Guidebook we'll all gonna make it, pal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099864) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Hyperactive greedy hairy legs double fault I coulda been...a poaster... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100373) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Irradiated market we maed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100161) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Cracking address holy shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100262) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: duck-like glittery spot pozpig holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100327) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Spectacular philosopher-king ceo Kill yourself you faggot bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100575) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 10:28 PM Author: Concupiscible embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit *covers self in thick mucus film* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100580) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Razzmatazz step-uncle's house legend rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102452) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Galvanic angry hunting ground Can est- er, that one poster do a DC hypo based on her please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101112) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Slimy khaki business firm We're condemned to repeat the past.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2503312&mc=7&forum_id=2
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Date: February 28th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: vengeful chocolate boltzmann every time i see this thread on the main page i get irritated that the ESL OP used "on" instead of "in" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25105610) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Lake Death Wish Weed Whacker irritated* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25105912) |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:04 PM Author: vengeful chocolate boltzmann lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108742) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: floppy doobsian hospital mental disorder no ESL necessary, the keys are right next to each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25105924) |
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Date: April 27th, 2014 1:14 AM Author: Cracking address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25455502) |
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Date: December 1st, 2014 9:49 AM Author: Talking peach useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#26834971) |
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Date: December 1st, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Property Deer Antler and now The Washington Post in mentioned on AutoAdmit
congrats to The Washington Post |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 8:39 AM Author: chartreuse shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#27609444) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:33 PM Author: aqua quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#31285865) |
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Date: August 18th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: godawful trip school cafeteria athletic conference WEVE COME A LONG WAY BOYS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#40777230) |
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Date: August 18th, 2020 11:16 PM Author: Nubile Talented House Affirmative Action she's now apparently studying at NYU.
maybe she lurks! |
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Date: October 11th, 2020 10:03 AM Author: Learning disabled telephone rehab looks like the WaPo fired the 'ho
Caitlin Dewey Rainwater (née Dewey; born August 15, 1989) is an American journalist and cultural commentator. She currently writes for the Buffalo News, which she joined after leaving The Washington Post
She married Jason Rainwater, who she met online.[7] After adopting a dual last name, she found that few people gave equal weight to both names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Dewey |
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