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Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/07/08
TY for this thread
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out....
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite t...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!
Orchid sexy marketing idea shitlib
  09/07/08
don't sell jesse palmer short.
Lilac diverse school black woman
  09/07/08
Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/07/08
Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.
Cheese-eating Box Office
  09/07/08
I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered ...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/07/08
Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac! Belichik seek...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/07/08
Tim "gets up off the" Couch
twinkling nursing home mood
  09/08/08
Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind. http://...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
TradeSports
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Michael Vick studying his parole requirements
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator iden...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots sta...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New E...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
you should do this for a living
contagious crotch library
  09/08/08
ty, friend
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - hi...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest a...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.
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  09/08/08
Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
This one was particularly good.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership ...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
JINX!
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
I cackled like hillary
Lilac diverse school black woman
  09/08/08
Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airpor...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
ty
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
very good
contagious crotch library
  09/08/08
This is fucking awesome
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
This is my favorite.
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Lo...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
damn this was better, I'll edit
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!
At-the-ready spectacular parlor
  09/08/08
Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he ca...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home vide...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Re...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New Engl...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchd...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
lol wtf 178
contagious crotch library
  09/08/08
I missed this one. Well played.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Genius
pearly pervert
  09/08/08
this is still my favorite
contagious crotch library
  09/08/08
Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL ...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
nice, i laughed
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts...
wonderful dun jewess
  09/08/08
Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info ...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
underrated.
topaz rebellious principal's office
  09/08/08
Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably mor...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
From Drew Henson's newly edited resume "Experience: ...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Beautiful
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Seriously underrated.
Jade Tattoo Skinny Woman
  09/08/08
McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
177
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman
twinkling nursing home mood
  09/08/08
FUCK. Beat me by three posts.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Willy Beamen: *pukes*
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualt...
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  09/08/08
Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit...
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD...
wonderful dun jewess
  09/08/08
176 for out of box type thinking.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris W...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Razzle underhanded macaca theater
  09/08/08
ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards thro...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
surely 225 yards, friend.
topaz rebellious principal's office
  09/08/08
Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.
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  09/08/08
Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclip...
angry deer antler step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Beat you to it.
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  09/08/08
Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with ...
twinkling nursing home mood
  09/08/08
My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris W...
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  09/08/08
Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and ...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson...
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  09/08/08
Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick...
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  09/08/08
Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immedi...
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  09/08/08
Possibly the most credited response thus far
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN
Emerald concupiscible quadroon locale
  09/08/08
Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thi...
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd...
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled b...
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
lol
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  10/14/08
Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but.....
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
HaHaHa. This was good.
bonkers ticket booth stain
  09/08/08
Tony Banks drops keys to rental car
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary
  09/08/08
Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong
wonderful dun jewess
  09/08/08
Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right? Leinart: *de...
Electric garnet meetinghouse
  09/08/08
Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!
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John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent ...
Emerald concupiscible quadroon locale
  09/08/08
Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 2...
Violet Spot Codepig
  09/08/08
Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morn...
Transparent juggernaut hominid
  09/08/08
This thread deserves triple digit posts. Journeyman Steve...
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Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams H...
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  09/08/08
Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.
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Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.
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Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insu...
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Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...
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  09/08/08
Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery
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  09/08/08
Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusel...
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  09/08/08
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  09/08/08
'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster ...
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  09/08/08
I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality...
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  09/08/08
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  09/08/08
Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed...
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  09/08/08
Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires seriou...
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  09/08/08
175
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  09/08/08
Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.
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  09/08/08
Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Moto...
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  09/08/08
Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free
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  09/08/08
Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!
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  09/08/08
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  09/08/08
Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats
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  09/08/08
Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of we...
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  09/08/08
Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.
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  09/08/08
Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers
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Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within ...
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  09/08/08
Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3r...
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  09/08/08
Kane is able.
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  09/08/08
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  09/08/08
thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie B...
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  09/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 7th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

TY for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out. good work guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite thread in a WHILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: Orchid sexy marketing idea shitlib

they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: Lilac diverse school black woman

don't sell jesse palmer short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Box Office

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

http://www.derrich.com/img/jared-lorenzen-nike.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

TradeSports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:44 AM
Author: contagious crotch library

you should do this for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

ty, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: bisexual indian lodge

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

JINX!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: Lilac diverse school black woman

I cackled like hillary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137554)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: contagious crotch library

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137585)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

This is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: At-the-ready spectacular parlor

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: contagious crotch library

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: pearly pervert

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: contagious crotch library

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: wonderful dun jewess

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: topaz rebellious principal's office

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: Jade Tattoo Skinny Woman

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: wonderful dun jewess

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: Razzle underhanded macaca theater

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: topaz rebellious principal's office

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: bisexual indian lodge

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: contagious crotch library

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible quadroon locale

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: aggressive incel garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: wonderful dun jewess

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: bisexual indian lodge

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible quadroon locale

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Violet Spot Codepig

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: marvelous puppy cuckold

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: silver reading party

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: magenta passionate address doctorate

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Lascivious frisky tanning salon boltzmann

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: Razzle underhanded macaca theater

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: adventurous aqua school cafeteria

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring hyperactive stage jap

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: Obsidian swashbuckling shrine

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: Lascivious frisky tanning salon boltzmann

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: Razzle underhanded macaca theater

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Sanctuary

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: cyan associate

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: Wine Violent Potus

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: red sneaky criminal

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: Electric garnet meetinghouse

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: bonkers ticket booth stain

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: Jade Tattoo Skinny Woman

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: Cordovan pocket flask faggotry

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: Violet Spot Codepig

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: Wine Violent Potus

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: dead hall travel guidebook

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: twinkling nursing home mood

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: cyan associate

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: exhilarant naked keepsake machete

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Transparent juggernaut hominid

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: exhilarant naked keepsake machete

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: magenta passionate address doctorate

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: angry deer antler step-uncle's house

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)