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Just accepted job offer, should I grow a beard?
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Date: April 5th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat Job doesn't start until the fall, and I no longer have to look clean-cut for job interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609836) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 10:58 AM Author: supple bronze becky stage definitely. I would always rock a beard if it were not for work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609845) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat The Estrada beard is not a pretty sight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609854) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:04 AM Author: supple bronze becky stage then line it up and get a chinstrap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609890) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: fiercely-loyal lettuce pit how long does it take for the itchy period to end? i didn't shave for like a month once and even up to the very last day it was still itchy and annoying as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609862) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:01 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I don't get much beard itch. I just get patchy facial hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609869) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:03 AM Author: fiercely-loyal lettuce pit oh. mine comes in without a single tiny little patch and it comes in like a plague. 5 o'clock shadow by about 11am. it's prestigious and TTT as fuck at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609884) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:04 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat You are a more virile man than I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609891) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:08 AM Author: fiercely-loyal lettuce pit i've fucked a bunch of chicks without a condom who i know were not using birthcontrol. none of them ever became pregnant.
i'm afraid i might be shooting blanks. |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:09 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat eh by the time you get to child-rearing age, they can probably create sperm from your somatic cells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609943) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:10 AM Author: fiercely-loyal lettuce pit wat? i want my future wife to crap out our first kid within about 3 years. not much time for the SCIENTISTS to help me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609955) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:11 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I'm pretty sure that we can already do this. Ask Box, she's taken biology more recently than have I. I'm just some dumb government employee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609965) |
Date: April 5th, 2010 10:59 AM Author: turquoise national nice. HUGELAW or merely biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609851) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:02 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat EL GOBIERNO GRANDE, O PARA CIERTO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609872) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:17 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat btw, in Spanish "gobierno" means "government" hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610035) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:08 PM Author: turquoise national nice work. good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610575) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 4:57 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612934) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:04 AM Author: comical bisexual base congrats hoss, you should grow a mustache. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609889) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:10 AM Author: Federal hominid Congrats dood. What sort of job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609947) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:10 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&mc=14&forum_id=2#14609872 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609948) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:10 AM Author: Federal hominid excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14609951) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:22 AM Author: Curious Flushed Yarmulke so what will you be a faggot whiner about now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610081) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:26 AM Author: Emerald Preventive Strike Stead his parents wont get cancer and die soon enough for him to retire at 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610119) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:37 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I wouldn't want them to die from cancer, that's a lingering and thus expensive death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610251) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: rough-skinned international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness Double fatality car accident on a night out to guarantee both of them die quickly and at the same time? Plus I hear insurance pays triple for accidents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610279) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:44 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I need my father to predecease my mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610313) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:38 PM Author: sinister theater mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613305) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat Srsly my dad is a much bigger risk for taking out his grief by spending lots of money on a yacht or mistress or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613323) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Multi-colored costumed rigpig associate *obediently bumps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610110) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:39 AM Author: tan histrionic abode How'd this happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610266) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:43 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat basically like this:
I heard from a friend that [REDACTED] was looking to hire people
I called up [REDACTED] and was like "sup, I go to Harvard"
[REDACTED] was like "nmnm would you like to come over for an interview"
I was like "sure"
So I flew out and got my parents to buy me an awesome hotel room in a swanky part of town. A friend of mine from college lives in that town now, so the night before the interview we had an aspie hotel party where we talked about math and sociology while ordering fancy desserts off the room service menu
Then I showed up to the interview, talked to two lower-ranking people. They seemed really excited to have me there. They took me to their supervisor, who halfway through the interview said "we're going to make you an offer, but let's finish the formalities of the interview first". I had to dutifully ask a few questions about the position before we went over to print an offer letter. |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:01 PM Author: Green codepig station God I fucking hate your stupid fucking face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612967) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:02 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat =( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612976) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:10 PM Author: big pink dingle berry black woman 120... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613063) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:01 PM Author: big pink dingle berry black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612969) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:41 AM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth Big E in DC
Is it an objectively prestigious agency? |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:44 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat you've heard of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610316) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:46 AM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth Enjoy the SEC/FCC/DOJ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610338) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:47 AM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat BTW I am taking life advice about finding an apartment in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610353) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:48 AM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth I would normally recommend Adams Morgan but since you are incredibly aspie I would recommend Dupont instead. Dupont is also good for you because it is very gay friendly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610367) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:54 AM Author: Rambunctious Indian Lodge Adams Morgan is pretty TTT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610442) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:56 AM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth not if you're non-aspie. filled with great restaurants, bars, drunken college sluts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610458) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: Rambunctious Indian Lodge Adams Morgan is for poors. It's a TTT neighborhood with lousy bars full of ugly and poor people. People go out there sometimes, but they are loathe to admit it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14611042) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:08 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat DESCRIBE Adams Morgan
sounds more like a firm than a 'hood |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:11 PM Author: big pink dingle berry black woman the streets are flooded with bar slores each night. you'll practically lose your virginity by virtue of your proximity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613073) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:07 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat How much can I expect to pay for an apartment in Dupont? Keep in mind that I am a federal employee and thus paid shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610559) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:09 PM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth what is your rent per month max (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610588) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:15 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I'd prefer less than $1000 per month but I can afford to go higher. The money my parents were using to pay full sticker price for HLS is still around... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610648) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: Erotic Scourge Upon The Earth you're gonna need 12-1300/month for anything respectable in the fun/safe neighborhoods
HOWEVER - u may want to look at the U-Street area. It's the fastest gentrifying part of NW right now and it has a great nightlife. Lot's of good ethnic food, college skanks, etc. Parts are still sketchy where you can do 1000/month.
Otherwise, stay by Capitol Hill. They have lots of old brownstone looking houses where gov employees/students share rent for cheap. |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:28 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat A buddy of mine recently was accepted to the world's most prestigious law center. What is the rate for a good 2BR? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610793) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:50 AM Author: Rambunctious Indian Lodge Which hotel did you stay at / did you like that part of town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610392) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:07 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat yeah I stayed near Capitol Hill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610563) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 11:52 AM Author: contagious cruise ship when do you begin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610423) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:06 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat fall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610552) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:17 PM Author: violent knife kitty you can't grow a beard faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610673) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:42 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat =( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610872) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:19 PM Author: turquoise national another Q--are you a 2L? if so, is this an offer that will stand after your 3L year? if not, are you quitting law school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610694) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:25 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I am 3L (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610764) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:26 PM Author: Cracking sandwich a shoebox in a nice area will run at least 1200/mo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610769) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:31 PM Author: Navy Flatulent Internal Respiration Candlestick Maker The interviewers were excited because they recognize your voice from tinychat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610805) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:32 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat Day 1 of job:
"Estrada we need you to create a pumo and troll hard for our agency during OCI. We'll move you up to step 2 if you get the Box to do this too" |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: sinister theater mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613320) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:49 PM Author: Ruby boltzmann How much does it pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610929) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:53 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat It's a govt job, so it pays shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610957) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: opaque lascivious school jewess Define "shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14611495) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat Protip: the GS scale is online for all to see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14611499) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 12:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac generalized bond cuck Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14610971) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 2:06 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14611478) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat This morning I actually had the confidence to make a few seconds of eye contact with this girl in one of my classes that I have a huge crush on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14611497) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:00 PM Author: contagious cruise ship are you objectively excited about this? or dissapointed because it's not biglaw? do you think this agency is a stepping stone to biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612952) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:02 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I am most relieved that I am out of hell. I'm not in heaven yet, but when you are so close to it that you can smell the brimstone and hear Satan laugh, you'll take anything.
The salary is shit, as I said, and part of me feels sad that I went to HLS and all I get is shitty government pay. But part of me also understands that I would not have enjoyed BigLaw and that a 9-5 job will let me enjoy my life and be a little freer.
My ideal exit strategy at this point is to use this as a stepping stone to non-legal private industry. |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat If actions speak louder than words:
I haven't taken my anti-depressant since I got the offer |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: sinister theater mad cow disease :o) this poast makes me rly happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613322) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 9:36 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat I dunno I thought I tried to do too much with the religious imagery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14615361) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:00 PM Author: titillating hospital RAT TAIL AND MUSTACHE PLZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14612955) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 5:45 PM Author: Pontificating mind-boggling hissy fit *gives you a prestigious flower* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14613368) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 7:29 PM Author: exhilarant abusive plaza laser beams I knew this would happen, but people kept calling me an optimistic faggot. Well fuck you all now. Who is the fucking man now, bitches?
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Date: April 5th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat To be fair, you and SHOCK Doctrine found stuff way before I did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14614539) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 7:58 PM Author: Spectacular Mexican Hey Estrada, congrats man.
Is your government agency of the type that can lateral to biglaw after 3-5 years (i.e. SEC/FCC/DOJ)??
The reason I was asking is because I would kill for a job at one of these places, but I didn't think that 3Ls could get hired still. I'm not at H, but a pretty good school. |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: Territorial topaz toilet seat biglaw not necessarily but there are certainly private sector employees that would find my experience useful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14615282) |
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Date: April 5th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Excitant Flickering Athletic Conference congrats dood. only the finest bros live in dc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1272570&forum_id=2#14614421) |
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